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| Wrongness #792118 7 months ago |
Psycho Derpy? No just no. *leaves* |
| InterrobangPie #792144 7 months ago |
Psycho Derpy is probably the biggest recipe for disaster ever. |
| fayir-selvatore #792212 7 months ago |
Pfft Don't worry she just had trouble pouring ketchup on her muffin. |
| Shaky #792215 7 months ago |
No, look, we're not doing this, okay?
I don't want to have to read "Muffins", where Derpy chops up Lyra and Bon-Bon and then feeds their remains to Dinky. Actually, here's an idea for really bad knockoff grimdark fic. "Candy Canes" It's about Twist sawing off Snip's and Snail's horns to create peppermint twists, then she melts their hooves off and does some other really nasty shit to them |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #792240 7 months ago |
^Shaky
I could get off to Candy Canes. |
| marioandsonic #792307 7 months ago |
Nope.gif |
| YenaMuffin #792355 7 months ago |
This is just a role she's playing for a movie. Hey, Even Robin Williams had his serious roles (One Hour Photo, etc.). |
| Anonymous #792379 7 months ago |
OP, get fucked. |
| Celestias_Servant #792708 7 months ago |
Errr... wat? I just go... |
| Ichijoe #792828 7 months ago |
Psyco Derp? But, not derpy... OH HELL LETS ROLL WITH IT!!!
+1 Vote!!! |
| Ichijoe #792851 7 months ago |
Ok I have some down-time incoming.
Will add Candy Cains, to my reading list. And hopefully sompony will actually write a good Muffins Story al-la #792215 ideas. Then again I think that Horse has been beaten to death. So how would you propose to freshen it up a bit? Perhaps Derpy can deliver Letterbombs thoughout all of Ponyville and most importantly to Canterlot!! |
| WatermelonRat #793077 7 months ago |
We need a "Derpy goes postal" fanfic now. It's too good to pass up. |
| Anonymous #793801 7 months ago |
@YenaMuffin not to mention Insomnia. |
| MyLittleJosieph #795041 7 months ago |
Actually my "Extended Tasteless Ponyfic" has a rather grimdark take on Derpy featuring a severely malnourished Carrot Top who can't get a full meal since Derpy and co. (Dinky and Sparkler) keep emptying her fridge thus depriving Carrot Top of a full meal. And they've been doing this for years! It gets worse because Angel and his mates have been eating the carrots in Carrot Top's garden thus depriving the poor mare of a back-up plan. It eventually ends up with Carrot Top capturing angel and torturing him. Fluttershy finds out and tries to give her some of her "Baby Potion" to turn Carrot into a harmless pony with the mind of a newborn but because Carrot is so malnourished the concoction goes right through her system without doing anything. The story also features Cindy Block pounding nails into a pony's joints, Allie Way stuffing the skulls of ponies inside her bowling balls, Colgate performing a tooth removals without anesthetics because she "can't afford them" and "accidentally" burying her tools into a pony's gums, Vinyl Scratch using her turntable as a torture device, Octavia decapitating ponies so she can use their mane hair in her bowstrings, Steven Magnet helping injured ponies recover so he can eat them at full strength, Cloudkicker electrocuting ponies with a storm cloud, the Flower Ponies tearing off a pony's skin and forcing 'em to work in a salt mine, Bonbon and Lyra killing any pony who might get in between their relationship, Screwball turning ponies inside out for the lulz, an apathetic Tom who doesn't see the point in helping ponies and just watches on as they got slaughtered before him, and Cheerilee forcing fillies and colts to put on sexy costumes for their school plays. Oh, and for the mane 6 there's the giggling serial killer Pinkie Pie, the pedofilly Twilight Sparkle, slavedriver Applejack, a brothel owner named Rarity, an infantalism obsessed Fluttershy, and a corrupt corporate executive named Rainbow Dash who forces fillies and colts who failed their flight exams into the Spectrum Machine. |
| Anonymous #795047 7 months ago |
I double dare you to actually write that. |
| Anonymous #795425 7 months ago |
I TRIPLE dare you |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #795854 7 months ago |
Challenge accepted. |
| Vree #796143 7 months ago |
I prefer @Shaky's ideas. |
| MyLittleJosieph #796309 7 months ago |
Mwahaha...
I'm already 46 pages ahead of you ponies! >:D https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F83W_zT_MpWGVWpL48lxKLx7ukGTO3QlTnWkhYEG03Q/edit Granted it does have some kinks to work out and most of it is unfinished as of right now, but it will be done and it will be AWESOME! /)^3^(\ |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #796363 7 months ago |
Aw, you mean you're actually writing it and that wasn't a suggestion? Shame, I had some great ideas. |
| MyLittleJosieph #796387 7 months ago |
>.>
<.< Maybe we can collaborate? >.< |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #796636 7 months ago |
Well, I got a few ideas,
Such as a scene where Colgate takes Twist in on a routine dental visit, then cranks her pallet expander so far it splits her skull open. Colgate is in business selling skulls to Allie, you see. |
| MyLittleJosieph #796747 7 months ago |
@796636
I rather like that idea though I would probably need to use some other pony besides Twist because she could possibly use the blood and crushed bones of her classmates to make her candy canes. Yes, I plan on turning EVERY pony into a complete monster for this tale including Caramel, Junebug, Seafoam, Little Strongheart, Bloomberg, Mayor Mare, Fancy Pants, Fleur de Lis, Prince Blueblood, Big Macintosh, all three of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, DOCTOR FREAKIN' WHOOVES (still not sure how I'll pull that one off), Marmalade, Flora, Pokey Pierce, Pipsqueak, etc. PM me if you have more ideas. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #797036 7 months ago |
Sounds like a plan! |
| MyLittleJosieph #797294 7 months ago |
O.O
I just had this dastardly idea of Cindy Block filling a pool with cement that can set underwater and invites many ponies for a swim. Some of them manage to get stuck on the bottom leaving those on the surface unaware of the dangers below. And at the right moment, Cindy challenges all the remaining ponies to see how long they can stay on the bottom. None of them come back up... |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #798546 7 months ago |
Ooh, delicious. Though I'm not sure on the logistics... |
| MyLittleJosieph #799546 7 months ago |
@797294
That idea might not actually make it into my story, though. Someone could probably write that one. I'll probably stick to the idea that Cindy Block will do a favor for a pony as long as they hold up their end of the bargain, otherwise they'll wake up with their head under the covers and their headless body probably wouldn't like that all that much. |