
| gashunk #791225 7 months ago |
Let her see your dick you dumb bastard! |
| NonAnon #791273 7 months ago |
This man seems to be used to this... |
| Anonymous #791387 7 months ago |
Not so fun when it's the other way around. He should be creeping her out!
... did I hear a squeak at my window? |
| Rostam #793989 7 months ago |
...how she know i do that! |
| Anonymous #801172 7 months ago |
Soon he will be too tired to this and just whip it out to her face |
| thps48 #814999 6 months ago |
This only applies to normal people... Damn normal people. XD |
| jjsalinas200 #844079 6 months ago |
Fluttercreep... |
| Anonymous #908665 5 months ago |
It'd be more like her slowly opening the window and creeping into the room while singing a Lullaby:
"Hush now, quiet now. It's time to lay your sleepy head Hush now, quiet now It's time to go to bed. Don't mind me, Just relax now and close your eyes I'm going to tuck you into bed Hush now, quiet now My little Human. Hush now, quiet now, It'll be so much warmer With me in your Bed Here, let me help you get undressed. My little Human, I don't know why I feel this way. Some may say it's wrong But I don't want to be right." |
| Poptard #913257 5 months ago |
^ That cracked me up. |
| Anonymous #915935 5 months ago |
You guys would actually like being stalked on your first visit to Ponyville? This isn't a one time thing, she does this to every human visitor, the authorities asked her to stop. BUT NNNNNOOOOPE.
And I should know... *shudders with disgust* |
| dona_nobis_pacem #919885 5 months ago |
That's a very nice human penis you have there...
It'd be a shame if something happened to it. |
| Anonymous #931155 5 months ago |
^If she would say that to me, i wouldn't reply. That's right, no witty comeback or complain.
I'd simply shoot her where she stands. |