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gashunk
#791225
7 months ago
Let her see your dick you dumb bastard!
NonAnon
#791273
7 months ago
This man seems to be used to this...
Anonymous
#791387
7 months ago
Not so fun when it's the other way around. He should be creeping her out!

... did I hear a squeak at my window?
Rostam
#793989
7 months ago
...how she know i do that!
Anonymous
#801172
7 months ago
Soon he will be too tired to this and just whip it out to her face
thps48
#814999
6 months ago
This only applies to normal people... Damn normal people. XD
jjsalinas200
#844079
6 months ago
Fluttercreep...
Anonymous
#908665
5 months ago
It'd be more like her slowly opening the window and creeping into the room while singing a Lullaby:

"Hush now, quiet now.
It's time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to go to bed.

Don't mind me,
Just relax now and close your eyes
I'm going to tuck you into bed
Hush now, quiet now
My little Human.

Hush now, quiet now,
It'll be so much warmer
With me in your Bed
Here, let me help you get undressed.

My little Human,
I don't know why I feel this way.
Some may say it's wrong
But I don't want to be right."
Poptard
#913257
5 months ago
^ That cracked me up.
Anonymous
#915935
5 months ago
You guys would actually like being stalked on your first visit to Ponyville? This isn't a one time thing, she does this to every human visitor, the authorities asked her to stop. BUT NNNNNOOOOPE.
And I should know...
*shudders with disgust*
dona_nobis_pacem
#919885
5 months ago
That's a very nice human penis you have there...
It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
Anonymous
#931155
5 months ago
^If she would say that to me, i wouldn't reply. That's right, no witty comeback or complain.

I'd simply shoot her where she stands.