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| Anonymous #789606 7 months ago |
7 DAYS!! |
| Anonymous #789608 7 months ago |
To bad she cant read. |
| Anonymous #789610 7 months ago |
We have to mobilize, people. Synchronize your watches. |
| Bongo #789612 7 months ago |
:c |
| Eratosofcyrene #789613 7 months ago |
*Gets a bag of guns and hands them out.* Gentlecolts. It's time to get back Dinky. |
| Anonymous #789614 7 months ago |
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." |
| Anonymous #789615 7 months ago |
And Derpy's wings. |
| misnamed #789630 7 months ago |
whoever made this is a bad pony and they should feel bad |
| Anonymous #789648 7 months ago |
This has no context and horribly bad taste. |
| GarlicParsnip #789700 7 months ago |
^ Who needs context when you've got ransom notes? |
| Anonymous #789730 7 months ago |
And then Derpy goes all Liam-Fucking-Nielson on those bastards. The streets will run thick with blood. |
| Anonymous #789745 7 months ago |
Anonymous moves. We are legion. We are everywhere. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Revenge is wanted and anonymous always deliver. The net is our domain and our playground. You dare mess with a pony under our protection? You die. |
| Anonymous #789834 7 months ago |
>Your faces when you arrive with your torches and pitchforks, only to find Dinky safe and sound with Derpy after she's reenacted Taken and killed all of the bad guys |
| GarlicParsnip #789868 7 months ago |
Well that settles it I suppose, gonna draw a Derpy Taken comic.
This will be the funnest thing ever. |
| cthulhlu #789873 7 months ago |
"now all i need to do is mail this, ill simply slip into some poor saps mail bag during lunch!" |
| OHMURR #790022 7 months ago |
bad_parenting tag made me lol |
| Anonymous #790107 7 months ago |
#868 MY HERO. |
| Anonymous #790163 7 months ago |
misnamed and Anon648: you don't like this? Have you ever heard of "Futashy"? That's something worth disliking. |
| Draconequus #790187 7 months ago |
Dear person who holds sweet and innocent Dinky:
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| Moon_Dew #790342 7 months ago |
To who it may concern:
You have till sunset to return Dinky to her mother and leave Equestria, never to return. If you fail to do so, or if Dinky should come to further harm, the rising sun of Celestia will reveal to the world your broken bodies and shattered minds. The screams of the damn will pale in comparison to your own as I take your wickedness, your greed, your sin, every dark aspect of your souls and unleash it a thousand fold upon you wretched monsters. Remember, comply and see your next sunrise, defy and see your last sunset... ...AND THE FACE OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!!! Signed, A True Nightmare P.S: There are things that make a slow and painful demise utter bliss in comparison. |
| Chipotle #790399 7 months ago |
Intercepting every communication in Equestria... Don't worry Ditzy, we will find Dinky safe and alive.
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| Hardman5509 #790443 7 months ago |
Who is this asshole abusing Derpy of late? I need to restock on tar and feathers. |
| GarlicParsnip #790462 7 months ago |
^Well I've got this comic planned out when I can draw better that continues all the sad derpy pictures and gives a happy end, but I figured derpabuse is a great pass time while I still have fucktons to learn about drawing. Know what I mean? |
| Anonymous #790528 7 months ago |
It could just as easily be Sparkler. |
| Anonymous #790761 7 months ago |
once Megatron finds out there will be hell to pay |
| Anonymous #790966 7 months ago |
Dinky Hooves has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you a derp enough brony to rescue Dinky? |
| Anonymous #799224 7 months ago |
The blood is a nice touch. They should mail her back one piece at a time. I can just imagine Derpy opening a box and finding her daughter's snout or one of her eyes. |