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| Anonymous #786895 7 months ago |
"Gentlemen. You know what we must do. Lock and load. We have a couple of bullies that need a lesson in kindness." |
| Ravensbrook #786909 7 months ago |
Derpy's muffin must be avenged, someone call Pinkamena, and tell her we got a special request (with extra frosting) |
| Analise #786911 7 months ago |
orbital friendship cannon? |
| marioandsonic #786922 7 months ago |
*grabs shotgun* |
| Anonymous #786923 7 months ago |
Assaulting an undercover Royal Agent. Fantastic idea! |
| Ravensbrook #786924 7 months ago |
oops, I meant Pinkamena (the cupcake terror queen) |
| Wrongness #786928 7 months ago |
I will personally skin these fools turn their hides into sacka put them inside them and throw them into the saltiest body of water in Equestria. |
| Wrongness #786932 7 months ago |
sacks* |
| Anonymous #786936 7 months ago |
"Hey boys! I saw you run over Derpy's muffin."
"Yeah, you should have seen the look on her wall-eyed face! She looked like a leaky faucet." *bullies high-five* "O rly? Have you boys ever seen one of these?" *raises shotgun, racks it* |
| Anonymous #786940 7 months ago |
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| Anonymous #786945 7 months ago |
Ho-lee shit..... Do you see that little candle on the ground? That wasn't just any muffin; that was a birthday muffin. _eye twitch_
This cannot stand. |
| Anonymous #786974 7 months ago |
They were staring in a black void as they woke from their slumber. Trying to make sence as of where they were, a shining, a flash of light came upon their faces, and as their eyes slowly adjusted to the sudden burning brightness, a pink pony stared at them with a grin, and a unsavory glee in her eyes...
"I saw how you treated the gray pegasus, and I thought to myself, that maybe you wanted to know how it is to be helpless upon danger?" she said, as she suddenly brandished a small knife, a scalpel in fact. It was at this moment, they knew they had to run, but as they struggled, they realized much to their horror, that they were chained to whatever seats they were sleeping in... there was no escape, there were no traces, only muted shouts and screams from a basement far, far away... |
| Anonymous #786979 7 months ago |
Love and tolerance, guys. I would personally never kill them. That would be absolutely horrible, and immoral, and it would fly against everything these ponies stand for.
No, I would merely paralyze the culprits with pufferfish venom, and then proceed to dismember them. I would force-feed them their own limbs and eachother's genitals to keep them alive, and after the ordeal is over I would outfit them with rusty, poorly-programmed prosthetics, damning them to a miserably, agony-ridden existence. But no, I wouldn't kill them. Because death is too easy. |
| Anonymous #786991 7 months ago |
I would do something to put the fear of god in them, knock them out and keep them asleep magically, shave their heads and tails, and have a muffin tattooed on each of their heads where it'll eventually be covered back up by the growing hair. Then I'd probably put them up in a tree or something before they woke up. |
| Anonymous #787033 7 months ago |
"Hey guys, that was awesome!"
"Yeah dude, thanks!" "You know what'd be even more awesome, though?" "Ha, how're you gonna top that?" "...The Blood Eagle." "Sounds metal, bro!" "It is, which is why I want to show you." |
| Anonymous #787045 7 months ago |
#033 Goddamn, crossing the line, dude. I'd beat them both pretty bad, but the fucking Blood Eagle? Just beat them senseless in public, no need to go Norse. |
| Anonymous #787129 7 months ago |
Cerebral Bore tiem. |
| Sandman #787141 7 months ago |
@Anon033
While I can see the appeal of going Viking on their asses, I prefer the personal touch of a good ol' fashioned bludgeoning. |
| ChickNeighney #787310 7 months ago |
^It's not just a plank of wood.
It's a plank of wood... with a nail through it. |
| Anonymous #787448 7 months ago |
Easy, easy guys. Love and tolerance, remember? No violence.
*pulls out a boombox and some leg chains* BUT nobody said "no elevator muzak set on repeat for five days straight", right? |
| Sn1perandr3w #788067 7 months ago |
chill the fuck out i got this
*calls in the pepperspray cop* |
| Anonymous #788506 7 months ago |
then ditzy cries and run home, nothing happanes to the bullies because people are more interested in talking about what they would do to fictional characters then helping a real little girl when they see her get the shit kicked out of her on the street. |
| Sandman #788787 7 months ago |
@Anon506
I thought that it was kinda obvious that all this would occur *after* comforting Ditzy, since that would be the automatic reaction. |
| Chipotle #789227 7 months ago |
It is ON!!!
Nobody makes Ditzy cry... NOBODY!!! |
| Anonymous #790181 7 months ago |
@506: Quick to judge, aren't ya? You don't fucking know any of us from Adam, so you can't say what any of us would do if we saw someone in real life being bullied.
You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk, son. So? Considering you took the time to call us out, I have my answer about you. Get fucked. |
| Tarukai788 #790401 7 months ago |
the only response to what they have done to Derpy...
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| Anonymous #797488 7 months ago |
I only have three words to say to those who made derpy cry....
FUS RO DAH!!! |
| Anonymous #817228 6 months ago |
*grabs Higurashi hatchet and runs after the bullies* |
| Takashi_0 #981909 5 months ago |
WHAT'S THAT DERPY?
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