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| ancara22 #782059 7 months ago |
Because I really am curious about this, and what you guys think about this thing. So yeah. |
| Zincy #782060 7 months ago |
Well, 4chan would freeze over in about 10 seconds. |
| HotFuzz #782064 7 months ago |
^ That'll be internet. Except, you know, this website. |
| Vree #782068 7 months ago |
Big Brother?
The novel, not the show. |
| Anonymous #782082 7 months ago |
Everyone would be so cold the air around them would freeze. |
| Capt-Nemo #782084 7 months ago |
There's be only a couple sites not frozen over, and one of them would probably be a pony site. Maybe. |
| MachinaExDeus #782087 7 months ago |
Pretty much any site that allows input from anons will probably go down pretty quick. Followed by those that allow input from registered users. Face it, nobody would catch on that fighting spreads them faster. |
| TooOldForThisShow #782088 7 months ago |
By "freezing over," would that just affect networked computers or the space around them as well? Because it would be pretty awesome never needing a bunch of noisy fans on my CPU and video card ever again. |
| FeralSocks018 #782093 7 months ago |
Most places like 4-chan would disappear, but I think that most websites would be alright, since the majority of internet users are actually not bad people. |
| Cipher #782096 7 months ago |
If they find /b/. holy shit. |
| Zincy #782099 7 months ago |
I'm not sure how we'd fair here, we do have a lot of infighting.... |
| DooFashion #782112 7 months ago |
Like a Wendigo Computer Virus?
hmmmm..... Wikipedia, I'm not sure would be affected. Do you mean if ANY part of the website has conflict the whole thing freezes, or just that part? |
| Capt-Nemo #782121 7 months ago |
I'm imagining the internet just being "cold" in affected areas. Maybe even physically, so you'd want to find a "warmer" website. |
| MachinaExDeus #782131 7 months ago |
Wikipedia has talk pages. It'll be affected. |
| Anonymous #782146 7 months ago |
Ponibooru: Freezing
Ponychan: Froze up immediately Equestria Daily: Maybe...maybe.. 4chan /co/: Might survive |
| Anonymous #782205 7 months ago |
Ponibooru: Surface of Pluto
Ponychan: Surface of Titan Equestria Daily: South Pole in winter 4chan: Absolute zero |
| fiddlewheel #782228 7 months ago |
"It was recorded as the great Ice-Age of the internet, first of a paranoid act of censorship affected the web and crippled its great markets, and afterwards, a great virus hit it, leaving all the last havens desolate with ice and snow..."
I guess. |
| Anonymous #782284 7 months ago |
We would would all freeze solid in nanoseconds, is pretty much what would happen. |
| Anonymous #782287 7 months ago |
Bacon... |
| ChiefRampancy #782332 7 months ago |
Is that supposed to be a metaphor for SOPA? |
| fiddlewheel #782360 7 months ago |
when it comes down to it, this SOPA thing, and how your country is run America, it reminds me painfully much of a certain book.
Animal Farm. |
| dudemang #782392 7 months ago |
^ Most like to think of the other book by George Orwell. |
| Anonymous #782397 7 months ago |
You know that most people actually don't hate eachother. They just pretend to hate just to tick people off. |
| Anonymous #782424 7 months ago |
Is it possible to kill the windigos by overfeeding them? |
| fiddlewheel #782430 7 months ago |
@dudemang
yeah, but animal farm is a much shorter read, and therefore much better to name, in case someone want to check it out. |
| Anonymous #782431 7 months ago |
^ Incoming Mordibly obese Windigo Fanart. |
| Xuncu #782526 7 months ago |
And how many of you have watched The 13th Warrior? |
| Anoymous #782735 7 months ago |
Good question.
I respond by asking, what would happen if these creatures were to be unleashed on the entire universe? As for what to do, I say let the IT people take care of it. |
| coyotecrow4 #782787 7 months ago |
Does anyone actually know what a wendigo is? It's a malevolent spirit that possesses a person and drives them to cannibalism. They constantly gorge themselves on human flesh, but keep growing in size, and so are never satiated, so they look stick-thin and bloated, signs of emaciation. The legends were common among the Ojibwe, Chippewyans, and other Algonquian tribes of Canada and the northern US. There's even a clinical affliction nicknamed the Wendigo Disease, which is a bit like clinical lycanthropy or vampirism. The patient truly does crave human flesh. |
| Anoymous #782857 7 months ago |
@Coyotecrow4: I haven't really looked anything up on the actual creatures themselves, but thank you for sharing that info. |
| cynicalbrony #782905 7 months ago |
The internet? Approximately 4.2 seconds |
| cynicalbrony #782917 7 months ago |
^should have thought that over. More like 10 seconds flat |
| Anoymous #782983 7 months ago |
@Cynicalbrony: I see what you're doing there, but not quite. |
| Anonymous #783066 7 months ago |
Why the hell are you all worried?
Go to 4chan, start a thread that's all about Mr. Rogers having adventures with Yotsuba, get some good drawfriends. The Windigos will starve in seconds. |
| Anonymous #783120 7 months ago |
Winter is coming... |
| Nebbie #783212 7 months ago |
4chan would be frozen immediately. The furries would suffer large casualties, with nearly as much for us bronies. The refugees would figure out what's going on and organize all the remnants of the big groups together. Pretty straightforward. |
| MagicMarker #783538 7 months ago |
I would spread it as far as possible, then create a cult worshipping the freezing demon spawn, and THEN use the cult to spread it FURTHER, and THEN become the unchallenged ruler of the internet! And then I would do my best Captain Morgan pose on my mountain of frozen minions. LIKE A BOSS. |
| Anonymous #783564 7 months ago |
the internet would become Hoth |
| Dysons_Fear #783672 7 months ago |
I think we'd do alright. We don't fight each other. We simply engage in spirited debate. Nothing wrong with that. But ya, half the internet would be obliterated, left a frozen hostile wasteland, leaving much work to be done, if we are to survive the elements. |
| Anonymous #784333 7 months ago |
Ice-age in 10 seconds flat. |
| Dale #785411 7 months ago |
One word:
Overclocking |
| Anonymous #786265 7 months ago |
@Anon 397: Trust me, there are real haters on the Internet, some that would make the feud between the three Pony species seem like minor inconveniences. |
| dudemang #794584 7 months ago |
^ Even worse than Xuncu's irrational hatred for Roboshi? |
| Anonymous #804471 7 months ago |
^irrational
What about my hate for yourcloppingtofoalbro ? |
| Anonymous #808519 6 months ago |
^
Thats not irrational, plenty of people hate him. |