
| Anonymous #781276 7 months ago |
XD |
| Anonymous #781280 7 months ago |
Hartman! |
| Azreck #781282 7 months ago |
Yep, that didn't take long. |
| Anonymous #781304 7 months ago |
Go suck a golfball through a garden hoe. I bet you can do that. |
| Anonymous #781357 7 months ago |
"Oh that's right, Private Pansy, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If Celestia would have wanted you up there she would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't she?" |
| Anonymous #781361 7 months ago |
"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's plot and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!" |
| Anonymous #781568 7 months ago |
"HOW HIGH CAN YOU FLY PRIVATE!?"
"Sir, five hundred-foot-nine, sir." "Five-hundred foot-nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!" |
| Anonymous #781952 7 months ago |
"PRIVATE PANSY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED CORPS?!"
"Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am!!" |
| Calbeck #782724 7 months ago |
BEST. PONY. EVER. |
| Calbeck #782727 7 months ago |
"Your mane looks like about three hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum!" |
| Anoymous #783348 7 months ago |
Someone go get Luna. |
| Anonymous #783643 7 months ago |
^ That name sounds like royalty! Is she royalty? |