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| Gittonsxv #777148 7 months ago |
..........cool!
*faints* |
| JP #777161 7 months ago |
Me?! But, but that's not possible! |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #777164 7 months ago |
...oh. We, uh...we should probably talk to Twi, huh? I mean, this is great, I'm not going anywhere, but you know...species and all. This is kind of unprecedented, and she's as close to an expert in everything we've got. No, gosh, of course I'm happy! I'm just worried about both of you. |
| sargesprinkles #777168 7 months ago |
Dash has never even heard of a condom. |
| Anonymous #777171 7 months ago |
If it's a boy, I want to name him Silver. If it's a girl, how about Pearl? |
| ZePassionateOne #777172 7 months ago |
......Exit, stage right! |
| MaroonBunyip #777174 7 months ago |
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| Anonymous #777177 7 months ago |
"So, uh. Would have been nice of you to tell me a little while earlier, ya know?" |
| Celestias_Servant #777199 7 months ago |
O_O I'm... WHAT?! But we didn't even... |
| Anonymous #777214 7 months ago |
Maybe it's just me but a lot of people are wanting to have Rainbow Dash knocked up. What's up with that? |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #777222 7 months ago |
*opens mouth*
... *closes mouth. Puts hand on chin* ... *opens mouth* Uhh, none of the jokes I've got for this situation are going to make anyone laugh, I'm certain of that. So I'm bowing out. |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #777226 7 months ago |
^ Now I'm way too curious. |
| Rainbow_Blitz #777231 7 months ago |
Bloody hell now i have to get a job |
| MaroonBunyip #777233 7 months ago |
@Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
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| ZePassionateOne #777235 7 months ago |
@Gentle: Go for it! |
| RAMMSTEIN45 #777245 7 months ago |
Accept my responsibilities! |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #777248 7 months ago |
No, no I'm not going to go for it. I'm gonna be elbow deep in pony-uterus punching out a fetus with a coathanger clenched in my teeth and still manage to fit in an "Allie Way is a Crackwhore" comment before I'm done.
And I'm sure we don't want that happening again. Oh man, what if Allie Way WAS the almost-aborted pony fetus and I was her dad? Uuwhat a tweest! |
| Anonymous #777260 7 months ago |
@Gentle
I don't know what you are smoking, but I really want some. |
| Anonymous #777269 7 months ago |
O_o Oh my.....
Oh Dashie...... I......* running away * |
| Sandman #777555 7 months ago |
@Gentle
Dude, you can't just leave us hanging after that! Do it. |
| Anonymous #777619 7 months ago |
Two things. You will give birth to an abomination that will not live long because of our species being too different. Also, I want a DNA test.
See you in court. |
| superichigo #777661 7 months ago |
Bullshit, we didn't do anything
RD: What about at AJ's birthday? You passed out I carried you home. RD: You could've done something then! Could've, but didn't |
| superichigo #777665 7 months ago |
But I'll stick around for you. Because you're Rainbow Dash. |
| DPV111 #777696 7 months ago |
And that's how Tirak was born. |
| Anonymous #778083 7 months ago |
Ponies + Bronies = Centaurs |
| Shintaha #778353 7 months ago |
No, you were here right on time. |
| Anonymous #778837 7 months ago |
Rainbow has the fat. Butt problems to follow. |
| Hellfire #779560 7 months ago |
Hey Dash, isn't that the Wonderbolts!? *Blindside Falcon Punch* |
| Doctor_Whooves #791459 7 months ago |
I wouldn't be opposed to this. The genetics of it are a mystery to me, but I wouldn't be opposed, that's for sure, lol.
Adoption may be a safer route, though... and ponies are so cute, unlike monkey spawn. |