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| Harlequin_Jester #769159 7 months ago |
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| DPV111 #769160 7 months ago |
............................
I'm scared. How much? |
| yellowtdash #769161 7 months ago |
Mother of god. |
| Anonymous #769172 7 months ago |
In Soviet Russia...
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| Verbose #769181 7 months ago |
You go to Equestria and forget to bring some of those Apple Acre Apples?
...What pony? |
| CaptainChomp #769190 7 months ago |
Having recently played through Deja Vu (again), my first thought when I saw Rarity in the trunk was that at I'm glad it's not a 400 lb. mare. |
| DPV111 #769192 7 months ago |
She's not kidnapped. It was just a long trip. And she was...vocal. |
| Anonymous #769203 7 months ago |
You know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead pony in my garage.
No, no, don't even think about anything. When you came pullin' in here, did you see a sign that said Dead Pony Storage? Did you see a sign that said Dead Pony Storage? Wanna know why you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead ponies ain't my fucking BUSINESS, that's WHY! |
| gashunk #769215 7 months ago |
That's awful! how could you!?
...how much? |
| DPV111 #769229 7 months ago |
^Change to tied and gagged pony in my bed. |
| noonemusteverknow #769274 7 months ago |
...you appear to have a unicorn in your trunk. Please wait here calmly while I call the authorities. |
| night_rider #769300 7 months ago |
First comment is perfect |
| marioandsonic #769316 7 months ago |
I'll take her.
Don't worry, Rarity, we're going to have a lot of fun tonight... *takes her home, unties her, and plays Xbox with her all night long* |
| Xuncu #769345 7 months ago |
*immediatley closes trunk, shoots driver, steals car, drives home, is never heard from again* |
| Anonymous #769380 7 months ago |
Just what I wanted for Christmas. |
| MachinaExDeus #769426 7 months ago |
I smell adventure! Quick! Does anyone know how to get back to Equestria? |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #769461 7 months ago |
*stuns driver, cuts her loose*
Come on, we're going back to your home. *opens a portal to Equestria* I'll make you a cup of cocoa or something. |
| Neo-Dio #769462 7 months ago |
The moment you take off the tape from her mouth....WHINING! DX |
| Anonymous #769520 7 months ago |
That's Beaumont. |
| Nebbie #769697 7 months ago |
Help her return to Ponyville? Keep her in my bedroom, rape her, but be nice enuff to make her develop Stockholm syndrome? Keep her in my bedroom but be totally nice? Expose her to the world and open up the possibility of violent culture affecting Equestria? Go to Ponyville with her?
I would be unable to choose. |
| Anonymous #769803 7 months ago |
After I until you going straight back to your own home in Equestria, you got that? |
| Anonymous #769898 7 months ago |
this but with Elusive =D |
| Anonymous #770439 7 months ago |
Russian mafia uses scavenged Soviet technology for interdimensional travel to smuggle and traffic ponys from Equestria.
What do? |
| Anonymous #770448 7 months ago |
For once I'd avoid removing the gag at all cost. |
| Hakar #770706 7 months ago |
I'd bring her back asap. |
| Yuriegh #770722 7 months ago |
@anon more like Port Arthur |
| HotFuzz #771079 7 months ago |
>stun the driver
>free Rarity >drive her to a save place >figure out what to do next while enjoying a cup of tea  |
| Anonymous #771584 7 months ago |
@HotFuzz : and then fuck her |
| BK_Leonidas #771592 7 months ago |
^Sounds like a plan |
| BK_Leonidas #771599 7 months ago |
^Damnit. My commetn was meant to be directed to Hotfuzz. |
| BK_Leonidas #771601 7 months ago |
^Damnit. My comment was meant to be directed to Hotfuzz. |
| BK_Leonidas #771603 7 months ago |
Apologies for the double post. |
| HotFuzz #771678 7 months ago |
@771584: Lol, I meant figure out how to get her back to Equestria. Oh you Anons...
@BK_Leonidas: Well, I guess we would have to consult Lauren Faust on the last one. |
| IpersonallylikedCupcakes #773515 7 months ago |
DUDE, I TOLD YOU TO INVITE HER TO THE PARTY! NOT KIDNAP HER!
And you forgot the eggs again, dipshit. |
| Anonymous #799450 7 months ago |
HotFuzz wins here. |
| thps48 #837326 6 months ago |
Now I have to rewatch GOB performing the Aztec Tomb on Mr. Milford so I can make a gruesomely obscure joke. :D |
| Anonymous #871847 6 months ago |
Am I the only one thinking of Jackass? (Cues up the X-Ray Specs' "Oh Bondage Up Yours!") |