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Cyanfunk
#768568
7 months ago
I used to be a adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

And the elbow.

And the other knee.

And my ass, I think.

...

You know, I wasn't a very good adventurer.
Karazor
#768570
7 months ago
Is that one of the Apple clan?
Anonymous
#768609
7 months ago
No, a Discordian Cult member.
Anonymous
#768638
7 months ago
Don't worry everypony ! He still has 1hp left.
BattleGT
#768651
7 months ago
I despise this meme. It's the top comment on EVERY youtube video... Just stick to fus ro dah videos those are actually funny
Aquilinus
#768709
7 months ago
@BattleGT
In the span of a week, I got something like eight questions whether Aqui had ever taken an arrow in the knee. Maybe now they'll stop asking.
YenaMuffin
#768710
7 months ago
How terrible! I can't believe that anyone could be such a lousy shot!

Seriously though, I like how Celestia's holding him back from delivering a lethal blow, both as a sign of restraint and mercy, as well as keeping Aquilinus from losing control of himself. It's very likely that he would turn the attacker into a red paste if not for her.
Steel_Thunder
#768771
7 months ago
I love this tumblr. I love it for the delusions of grandeur that Aquilinus has. Celestia and Luna are GODS. they dont need you. Guard ponies are just bling. Also... is that an upside down gold apple between his legs? perhaps censoring for some really... manhood destroying arrow damage?
YenaMuffin
#768796
7 months ago
@Steel_Thunder
The gold apple is being worn by the person who attacked Aquilinus/Celestia. In greek mythology, Eris, the goddess of discord, threw a solid gold apple with the words "For the Fairest" before Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, who immediately started arguing over who should get it, and led to a series of events triggering the Trojan War.

Therefore the gold apple is the symbol for Discord, and the figure being pummeled is likely a follower of Discord/chaos.
Aquilinus
#768808
7 months ago
@Steel_Thunder
As I said in the prequel to this comic, the alicorns may be powerful, but they are not invincible.

Think of it this way: Jesus was both the Son of God and God Himself in mortal form. Emphasis on MORTAL. Jesus may have been capable of miracles, but all it took was a spear in the chest to kill him.

As for the apple, it's the symbol of The Order of the Golden Apple. Discordian cultists. Aqui has got a hoofful of the would-be assassin's robe.
Rezak
#768813
7 months ago
^the more you live...
Anonymous
#768950
7 months ago
Fnord.
Xuncu
#769011
7 months ago
^^^ Heh...
d715
#769019
7 months ago
@Steel_Thunder

I like to think of it was the dude just making shit up to look awesome, the truth is the Royal Guard are a just window dressing and almost none of them have ever seem a fight, let alone a battle.
sexyapplejack102
#769029
7 months ago
Anonymous
#769113
7 months ago
^Ouch!!! >_O
Aquilinus
#769207
7 months ago
ILSS
#769623
7 months ago
It's funny because all of the tumblrs portray the Royal Guard as finely-honed killing machines, meting out swift death to innumerable enemies which threaten Equestria on a daily basis.

Meanwhile, the guards in the show fail at anything that doesn't involve pulling a chariot or guarding a doorway.
P0ny_News
#770283
7 months ago
^ Depends if the Wonderbolts can be considered as part of the Royal Guard, since they managed to threaten the adult Spike.

Are the Wonderbolts part of that Guard? I honestly do not know?
Shadix
#770347
7 months ago
the blood and arrows in him make me think of Asura's Wrath, but the guard is only punching the fuck out of his victim.

He would be throwing him into orbit and then fight a space Buddha and defeat him by punching his finger.
Anonymous
#770473
7 months ago
^#768808
I used to be the Son of God then I took a spear in the ribs.

P0ny_News
#770502
7 months ago
Aquilinus
#771824
7 months ago
@ILSS
I'm not trying to write show scripts here. This is purely for my own amusement and I happen to be amused by stories of heroic fantasy.

@P0ny_News
You get the internet cookie.
HotFuzz
#771834
7 months ago
Anonymous
#772067
7 months ago
Anonymous
#772122
7 months ago
It's just a flesh wound.
Anonymous
#772206
7 months ago
@aqu
so in other words just your crapy marty sue being so super cool. fucking the princesses (dispite luna not using the guard like that something you wrote) and how he save celetia form an dreaded arrow. Dispite the fact that if he can live being hit by a number of them tia.can sure hell can.

And people.bitched about skywing
Aquilinus
#772257
7 months ago
@772206
Your trolling makes only makes me stronger!
Xuncu
#772786
7 months ago
Cool story, bro.

BUT
Have you taken a chicken inside you yet?
P0ny_News
#774786
7 months ago
>>772206
>crapy
>your
>dispite
Learn to fucking write, you retard. Or are you too fucking dumb to know something that simple?
strawberry_mask
#774808
7 months ago
Man i know that most anons are not like that idiot but everytime one of these anonmorons posts i think we should get rid of anon posting rights right at least it's way easier to ignore them when they are forced to take a name
Aquilinus
#774996
7 months ago
@strawberry_mask
But anons make me chuckle so.
Dysons_Fear
#775964
7 months ago
This image is kinda epic. Celestia with the hoof over his shoulder is a very cool addition. It's a little gory but I can deal. Nice work.
Roxxas
#779142
7 months ago
uhhh... hes'... grabbing the weapon from the shooter, yes?
P0ny_News
#791470
7 months ago
^Nope. He's too good for that complicated carp. Now he's just going to beat that poor guy around.
Be happy this isn't Dwarf Fortress, or you would already be in pieces, discordianist.
Questionable_Object
#1187089
3 months ago
>Grimdark
Pfff Don't make me laugh.
SquiggyBomb
#1358587
2 months ago
And then he kicked some ass.