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| kuren18 #765033 7 months ago |
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
Tonight's review: My Little Pony: Secret of My Excess OOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! My Little SPOILERS! There's this little purple dragon, named Spike! And it's his birthday! How old is he? Who cares! It's already time to joke about his romance with Rarity! So it turns out that Spike's been growing this really rare gem for a really long time so he can eat it on his birthday! But Rarity comes in and is like: "Oh my God! It's a rare Fire Ruby! Oh, it makes me sooooo sad that you're going to eat it..." -bedroom eyes- So Spike gets incredibly horny- *SMACK* I mean incredibly aroused! *SMACK* I mean... incredibly heart-melted...ness? *DING* And so he decides to give it to Rarity! And Rarity is like: "Oh Spike, you're so generous!" -kiss- And Spike is like: *plays Hallelujah* "Yes! This is about as close as I'll ever get to going to first base with Rarity!" So then Spike's birthday party happens! And everypony is there! And they all give him gifts! -I- had everypony give me gifts, once! Who would've ever known that crack dealers were such nice people? So anyway, Spike starts to notice that whenever he tells somepony that it's his birthday, they give him something! So he goes around telling everypony that it's his birthday! -I- did that once! It didn't work. And it turns out that it didn't work for Spike in the long run, either! It's so nice to know that My Little Pony is so realistic! And that's including the talking ponies! I see them all the time when I snort pixie stix mixed with air fresheners! But I digress. So the next day Spike suddenly gets bigger! And he gets grabby-hands and starts taking everything because apparently everything looks sparkly to him! I wonder what he'd see if he saw a vampire from Twilight? Would he see it like we do or would he be blinded by the sparkles? Anyway. So Twilight takes him to all these doctors to see what's wrong with him! And when they can't tell what's wrong with him, she takes him to Zecora! And she's like: "It appears that Spike is growing older, But with it he becomes an insane holder... ...of things." And so it turns out that the more stuff he has, the bigger and greedier he gets! So he's taking all this stuff and he's growing really freaking huge! And all the ponies are like: "Run! It's GODZILLA!!!!" "Wait! We can't use that name because it's copyrighteeeeeeeeeed!!!!" -smash- So after Spike steals everything, he takes Rarity... for some reason! It's in the King Kong reference checklist. So Spike is about to steal back the ruby he gave to Rarity! But Rarity reminds him of when he gave the gem to her! And it causes him to shrink back to his usual size! Hooray! But... they're hundreds of feet up in the air and they start falling to their deaths. Horoo. So Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy race to catch them! And while they're falling, Spike is like: "I need to tell you something in case we don't make it... I've always-" But Rarity stops him before going any further! -sniff- it was so emotionally touching! And then Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy save them! And... Ponyville still suffered millions of bits in damage. Hooray! So I really liked this episode! Even though I was jealous of Spike. It should've been -me- who got kissed by Rarity! It would've been exactly like that fanfic I wrote! ...except she wouldn't kiss me on the cheek. My head would've been facing another direction, if you know what I mean! This is Chester A. Bum saying... CHANGE! Ya got change? Ah come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change! Come on, it's my birthday! I promise I won't turn big and monstrous! ... Oh crap. -Godzilla roar- |
| Gittonsxv #765040 7 months ago |
that was godly, funny as all hell as well.....wow |
| Anonymous #765059 7 months ago |
LULZ! LULZ EVERYWHERE!!!! |
| CallMeAl #765071 7 months ago |
So...does this episode, like, get everyone's vote as the best midseason episode ever? |
| Anonymous #765104 7 months ago |
I didn't like it. The episode, not the review, which was funny. |
| Green_LED #765177 7 months ago |
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| zorak420 #765315 7 months ago |
Not Bad! |
| TooOldForThisShow #765631 7 months ago |
"Hooray!
But... they're hundreds of feet up in the air and they start falling to their deaths. Horoo." This is what really got me. |
| Anonymous #765718 7 months ago |
I don't really want to over think it but would they have died by falling from that height? They dropped an anvil on Twilight's head and she didn't die. |
| Anonymous #765737 7 months ago |
Awesome as always. |
| Anonymous #766272 7 months ago |
XD
Hilarious. |