| SomeponyTheVectorer #763484 7 months ago |
Slowly get in the bed, and hug the fuck out of her.
Though not so much that it will wake her up. ._. |
| JP #763485 7 months ago |
Get a heart attack or instant diabeetus? |
| Azreck #763488 7 months ago |
Sign myself into the nearest mental clinic. I've clearly lost my mind. |
| Anonymous #763493 7 months ago |
^With the full knowledge that my mind has gone out on vacation, enjoy the ever living fuck out of the insanity. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #763512 7 months ago |
"Twilight, what are you doing in my bed? I put down newspaper for a goddamn reason! Get! Get! Down!" |
| Atiarotias #763518 7 months ago |
Take photo with time-stamp, post anywhere and see the reactions, also hug |
| Anonymous #763529 7 months ago |
>teach her how to teleport in great distances
>teach her how to cast fireball/incinerate >teach her how to track IPs >give her a tour into furaffinity ????? profit |
| Anonymous #763530 7 months ago |
"It's finally happened, Foals. You've lost your mind. That's not even your headboard."
But frankly, sanity wasn't doing all that much for me anyway, and maybe I'm wrong and it's real. But I don't want to disturb her at any point, so I guess slip into bed as carefully as I can and while not quite snuggle up to her get close enough that she might do so herself in half-sleep. |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #763532 7 months ago |
And apparently, log myself out. |
| Anonymous #763552 7 months ago |
In RP: Hug her. She is so cute!
In RL: WHAT THE...?! |
| Carcer #763563 7 months ago |
I will go back downstairs and tell my wife that I saw Twilight Sparkle in our bed. She will give me a Look, and sigh heavily. I will say no, really, I think I saw a pony in our bed, and I might be hallucinating. She will investigate, and then we will work out if we need to call an ambulance or if TWILIGHT SPARKLE MESSED UP A SPELL (TM) |
| Panner #763573 7 months ago |
1. Lock door and all windows
2. Set up camera 3. Start video stream, alert ALL the brony communities 4. Wake her up |
| Doctor_Whooves #763575 7 months ago |
Great cuddles would be had. |
| Anonymous #763582 7 months ago |
Nod and smile; everything's as usual. |
| Hemidactylus_turcicus #763584 7 months ago |
Question my sanity? |
| Anonymous #763589 7 months ago |
Hit the couch. Let her sleep peacefully. If she's still there in the morning, get real happy. Then wonder if the others are also around. |
| FlareFlow #763598 7 months ago |
Steal her covers! I can get some money off of these! |
| Anonymous #763604 7 months ago |
make love to her |
| draco #763616 7 months ago |
Ask my cat how she got there, then realize I'm talking to a cat. Then, sleeping bag or couch. |
| Anonymous #763622 7 months ago |
I will say "OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!". Then I'll wake up and find no Twilight. |
| gashunk #763623 7 months ago |
move the fuck over! |
| AppleDash #763629 7 months ago |
I would let her sleep and when she wakes up ask if she can take me back to Ponyville with her. |
| Anonymous #763642 7 months ago |
Cry a little that it's not Rarity, then squee that Twilight effing Sparkle is here. |
| Glord #763666 7 months ago |
Swallow sadness because I' either dreaming or hallucinating.
Need Virtual Reality Technology. |
| Anonymous #763668 7 months ago |
Steal everything that is not nailed down while she sleeps. I don't care if it's my own room, for I have to honor the old rpg traditions. |
| ZeroJanitor #763672 7 months ago |
Leave. It's clearly a trap. |
| Hakar #763682 7 months ago |
I help her get back to Equestria. |
| RepentantAnon #763710 7 months ago |
bash my head in several times, cuz i know it cant be real :D |
| Anonymous #763731 7 months ago |
I draw her like one of my french girls. |
| Anonymous #763766 7 months ago |
"Umm... panic?" |
| Anonymous #763840 7 months ago |
THERE YOU ARE, MY LITTLE PONY(TM)! =D |
| Anonymous #763846 7 months ago |
I hug Twi so hard *-* |
| Anonymous #763858 7 months ago |
NO ANIMALS ON THE BED
-swats with newspaper- |
| Anonymous #763898 7 months ago |
SNUGGLETIME! :D |
| Anonymous #763918 7 months ago |
Wake Twilight up and ask her how did she get here. |
| SlayerBVC #764026 7 months ago |
Quietly take it all in, then snuggles. |
| marioandsonic #764106 7 months ago |
Quietly climb into bed, and fall asleep while hugging her. |
| Sandman #764112 7 months ago |
1.) Try very hard to not freak out.
2.) Silently d'aww for a few minutes. 3.) Leave the room and let her sleep. 4.) Lock the door as I leave. 5.) Crash on the couch. 6a.) If not there in the morning assume that it was a dream and carry on as normal. 6b.) If still there in the morning, wing it. |
| Green_LED #764145 7 months ago |
Get my roommate to check if she's really there. |
| Prince-Scythe-Mane #764183 7 months ago |
1. Take a Picture
2. go to bathroom and wash my face with cold water 3. take another picture 4. "d´aaaaaaaaaw" 5. go near her to... "really" see her 6. take third picture 7. silently wake her up to ask how she got there 8. "hug hug hug hug hug" 9. go to sleep 10. wake up, see her... 11. take a picture 12. asking her if its okay for me to take a picture WITH her 13. take a picture with her |
| Anonymous #764196 7 months ago |
Wake her up, ask her for a little bit of #25. |
| Anonymous #764260 7 months ago |
O___o ... Slowly walks over and hugs her ... realize I've gone insane ... not give a fuck and continue to hug Twilight! |
| Bardic_Knowledge #764292 7 months ago |
Smile at the fact that she's cleaned off my bed, then crawl under the covers on my floor as normal.
The next day talk about books we've read. |
| Jacks_Smirking_Revenge #764417 7 months ago |
Take another shot or hit, whatever I have at that moment. |
| Anonymous #764434 7 months ago |
Look at her head from different angles without waking her up, get my brother and say to him "Shit just got real" |
| Rezak #764587 7 months ago |
Go to my couch. Check my bed in the morning.
If she's still here and already getting up - teach her how to make human breakfast. Hope she can digest hot chocolate and sausage sandwiches. _______________ that's all, I guess. |
| Dysons_Fear #764637 7 months ago |
Well, it would probably be early in the morning since I stay up way too late on Ponibooru. So, I'd probably just climb in next to her, snuggle inappropriately close cause shit when are you gonna get that chance again, and deal with it in the morning. Besides, it's my bed and I don't own a couch. |
| Wafflecannon #764764 7 months ago |
Spin my totem, take pictures, fangasm, find extra pillows and blanket so I can sleep on the floor, and let her sleep peacefully. Questions can wait till later.
Hopefully I realize that she's there before I climb into bed. I usually go to bed really tired, my room is very dark, and I'm not in the habit of turning my lights on before sleeping. Pretty sure both of us would freak out if I kinda just flopped into bed the way I usually do and found an unidentified, breathing furry thing in my bed. At the very least waking her up would give me an explanation as to why she was there in the first place. |
| Anonymous #765203 7 months ago |
Let her sleep.
HUGZ! Give her a care package of sweets, books, and a baloon. Help her get back to Ponyville. |
| HeinousActsZX #765225 7 months ago |
Just take a seat on the floor and watch her sleep, with a smile on my face. |
| Anonymous #765274 7 months ago |
"Slowly get in the bed, and hug the fuck out of her."
THIS. |
| dzamie #765736 7 months ago |
1. Plug smartphone into nearest outlet (don't want it dying)
2. Turn on webcam app 3. Return to ground floor 4. Access video stream 5. Record 6. Launch TVTropes, gotta do something to keep myself up. 7. Wait for her to wake up 8. Stop recording 9. Question Twilight and/or sanity |
| luciferium #766347 7 months ago |
Sleep on my futon (about 10 feet away). Have a lengthy discussion when she awakes about what the fuck is going on. I'm not going to make a guest I've never met uncomfortable by climbing into bed with her. |
| Anonymous #766497 7 months ago |
Thank the stars my dreams have come true. |
| Ponymaru #766627 7 months ago |
Take pictures and/or video and then give her a teddy bear to cuddle. Then find a couch to sleep on and hope she isn't gone in the morning. |
| Ferrotter #766711 7 months ago |
Check that the ferrets are OK (not that I'd think Twilight would do anything to them, but if she got in, what else got in or out?) Turn on the camcorder. Watch her quietly as she sleeps. Say a gentle hello if she wakes, so she's not too startled. Stroke her cheek gently if she's OK with that. Meanwhile I'd hope I'd figured out a workable way to help her to use the human facilities before she woke up, because there's usually not a lot of time after waking up before it's urgent, and it's not like even Lyra sits in a way that would aim in rather than over the seat. |
| Anonymous #766737 7 months ago |
Figured she could just back up over the bowl, she's a clever pony, she'll figure it out. or the second option, if girls don't poop, magical girl ponies definitely don't poop. |
| Anonymous #767722 7 months ago |
just lay down and sleep. no one disturbs my sleep. only applejack can do it |
| Anonymous #767760 7 months ago |
*close door,go to se your mom* mom, there is a dog sleping in my bed,again.*your mom drags shotgun*lets go. |
| Anonymous #770584 7 months ago |
cuddels |
| Anonymous #771130 7 months ago |
Sleep on the coach and hope is not a dreamo or a badjoke. |
| Anonymous #783666 7 months ago |
shrug, climb under the covers, put my arm around her and sleep. It's my bed, if she has a problem she can sleep on the floor. |
| Anonymous #810819 6 months ago |
Get out mah Flamethrower.
HAHAHAAAAAA! I'm just kiddin, I'd get out my E108XP dismounted Machine-Gun. |
| Anonymous #815352 6 months ago |
"well that's new.......HEY DOC, DID YOU LEAVE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL THINGY OPEN AGAIN?" |