
| FlareFlow #763300 7 months ago |
Dat tray of cookies |
| Anonymous #763320 7 months ago |
Wow and I was just thinking about Fleur as a centerfold after looking at Lindsay Lohan's (leaked) Playboy pics. JJ works FAST. |
| Atiarotias #763322 7 months ago |
Classy reading of pornographic materials |
| Anonymous #763323 7 months ago |
^ Oh and MOAR please. |
| Anonymous #763325 7 months ago |
Ack! ninja'd |
| falconet6 #763335 7 months ago |
Soooo why did they send show ponies to save a town from a dragon? |
| ILSS #763469 7 months ago |
Celestia's been reviewing the guard's track record and decided to send in some performers/athletes instead.
All in all, they were about as effective. |
| Anonymous #763539 7 months ago |
My headcanon: She did send the guards, but the Wonderbolts (being far faster and not wearing armor) got there way ahead of them. By the time the guards showed up, it was all over but the explanations.
To which they said, "What, again?" Devastating magic with unforeseen consequences is just part of life in Ponyville. You'll notice there's no pony insurance salesman. |
| Dark_Horst #763667 7 months ago |
@335
the wonderbolts are a play on the blue angels, a flight demonstration squadron of the US navy, piloting f/a-18 hornets. so the wonderbolts are military and they're fast. makes sense sending them |
| Anonymous #763706 7 months ago |
Ha Ha Ha! Cookies on dowels! |
| Chipotle #764036 7 months ago |
GIVE ME THAT COOKI- *Smack*
Wth? Did you smack me? Celestia: yes, I'm from the Royal and your behavior it's unacceptable! Me: Then... How I must treat you? Celestia: mmmhh... Only wear your underwear and join me in my room... I want to try others... "pleasures" and that involve this cookies, my body and your... "under waist horn"! Me: Yes, your Highness... As you command! |
| Anonymous #765013 7 months ago |
Wonderbolts are an exhibition squadron, makes them no less qualified if they were in the area. I mean shit, did you see Spike's headscales get sheared off? A direct hit might have decapitated him.
Besides, in my headcanon Celestia herself is always too busy fighting zombies, aliens, cyborg pirates and eldritch abominations to give two shits about what's happening in Ponyville. Let the grad student and her friends handle it. |
| Anonymous #765958 7 months ago |
Like 013, I think the Wonderbolts are an exhibition squadron similar to the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angels. They may do shows, but they're still active duty fighter pilots. |
| StonerSunshine #766463 7 months ago |
@#alloftheabove
Who cares.. DAT FLEUR DE LIS CENTERFOLD!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Ferrotter #766695 7 months ago |
@Anon 765958: True, the Thunderbirds' planes differ from any other F-16 in only two ways. The paint scheme, and the gatling cannon is replaced with a smoke generator. It takes very little time to convert them back to combat specs. And the pilots are absolutely trained as fighter pilots first.
And Fleur is an adorable centerfilly. |
| Molestia #768907 7 months ago |
STUPID SEXY FLEUR DE LIS |
| Ichijoe #769804 7 months ago |
Somepony need to shoop Fleur out and replace her with Angel Bunny....
Angel is the Centerfold anypony? |
| Anonymous #1457650 3 weeks ago |
^Heh. I get it.
Never really was a fan of J Geils, though. |