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| Spitfire #759564 7 months ago |
Truth |
| Atiarotias #759566 7 months ago |
heck, Vampires were always out of league to begin with, I mean what are they? Blood Suckers! (those damn invisible bastards..*shotgun*) |
| Dionysus #759573 7 months ago |
So true xD |
| ZePassionateOne #759583 7 months ago |
Heck, even Anne Rices vampires who were actually homosexual/bisexual are manlier than the vampires from the Twilight saga. |
| JP #759586 7 months ago |
Some people still deny this truth.
But we will show them the way. |
| friendhoof #759595 7 months ago |
If we're comparing Twillight to Ponies, then ya I think Ponies would win 9 times out of 10, but dont go insulting nosferatu, he will always be a beast in my eyes |
| The-Original-Dashie #759599 7 months ago |
Wait, there were men in twilight? All I saw/read were women and sparkly drag queens. |
| Anonymous #759611 7 months ago |
Vampires can easily fuck a ugly pony up. lulz. |
| Stampede #759622 7 months ago |
Can we get this as a bumper sticker? |
| Anonymous #759628 7 months ago |
Sadly there aren't any ugly ponies.
Execpt for Snips and Snails. |
| Anonymous #759681 7 months ago |
^ Snips and Snails are adorable!
Also, the only cool modern vampires are Alucard from Hellsing and the JoJo vampires (and the Pillar Men). Wrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy! |
| Hakar #759685 7 months ago |
^I rather like Lord Erberus from the Demigod game as well. |
| NotAPseudonym #759704 7 months ago |
^ and ^^
Kane is best vampire. |
| marioandsonic #759720 7 months ago |
These are crazy times, indeed. |
| NotAPseudonym #759755 7 months ago |
(Kain, rather...) |
| aceofscarabs #759802 7 months ago |
Twilight Vampires got nothing on Alucard (Hellsing) and the Scarlet Sisters (Touhou). |
| Anonymous #759828 7 months ago |
Barnabas Collins is best vampire... |
| Anonymous #759935 7 months ago |
That is how things change! 8D
We are living interesting times indeed... |
| Anonymous #760045 7 months ago |
what about
vampire ponies? |
| Mattatatta #760152 7 months ago |
Vampire ponies sound awesome, and that's just from reading "vampire ponies".
As long as they aren't Twilight-saga vampires, but the awesome kind, then they'll be epic. Hell, given FiM's fantasy setting, it is probably extremely easy to make vampire ponies work. |
| Anonymous #760270 7 months ago |
Look. Their are a few fanfics with vampire ponies. |
| Anonymous #760426 7 months ago |
Vampires were never manly. |
| ZePassionateOne #760442 7 months ago |
^Bela Lugosi, Gary Oldman and Castelvanias versions of Dracula would like to have a word with you. |
| DaisyHead #760453 7 months ago |
Lost Boys will always and forever be the best vampires. |
| Anonymous #760477 7 months ago |
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SHIRT...
MAKE IT NAO!!!! |
| ChiefRampancy #760661 7 months ago |
This man would like to have a word with all of you.
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| DandyMan #760709 7 months ago |
Todays Vampires are sissys any ways |
| Bardic_Knowledge #760714 7 months ago |
As a person nicknamed Dracula, I must agree with this piece of art. And ChiefRampancy.
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| DandyMan #760727 7 months ago |
^ lul |
| Anonymous #761188 7 months ago |
Truth, but don't go disrespecting Blade, Alucard (both the anime and Castlevania), the ones from the Jojo series, Nosferatu.
Hell, even the Count from Sesame Street is manlier than Edward. |
| Anonymous #761189 7 months ago |
Oh, and the representation of Dracula from Van Helsing. |
| ZePassionateOne #761210 7 months ago |
@Anon189:
...I think I'm the only one who actually liked that movie... |
| Anonymous #761840 7 months ago |
^
You Are Not Alone on that one, Zep. |
| Anonymous #762048 7 months ago |
^^ Yeah, he was hilarious! Chewing the scenery, making dramatic hand gestures, hamming it up with his hot wives...
Not as manly as Rainbow Dash, but still not bad. |
| Anonymous #762297 7 months ago |
I'm more of a crazy vampire killer priests myself...but true.
Ann Rice cut the balls out of vampires. |
| primedawg9170 #762456 7 months ago |
Dracula from the Castlevania series would like to have a word with you... |
| Fugles #763457 7 months ago |
I think this is talking about the present state of things people. twilight is ruining the image of vampires. Friendship is Magic is helping the image of My Little Pony. |
| Anonymous #765130 7 months ago |
Only by misogynistic bronies who hate admitting to liking anything for women/girls so they pitch a fit and claim the whole show is for them. |
| Anonymous #765314 7 months ago |
^Dumped again I see. |
| Anonymous #765529 7 months ago |
Oooh more misogyny! Because I dislike the sexism and self-entitlement of bronies, I MUST be dumped.
Bronies need to grow up and actually treat women as humans. |
| Anonymous #861490 6 months ago |
World becomes weird sometimes)) |
| HellionOfEquestria #879555 6 months ago |
Must Vlad Tepes impale a bitch? |
| Saufsoldat #916421 5 months ago |
Old, like everything on 9gag.
>>96866 |
| marioandsonic #916427 5 months ago |
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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| WhiteLycan #916437 5 months ago |
STRAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE isn't it?? |
| Imdumb #916469 5 months ago |
I don't think vampires were ever manly. |
| Anonymous #916483 5 months ago |
I never really cared for vampires, werewolves or the like, but if I had to like them from somewhere, it would be MTG:
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| ZePassionateOne #916486 5 months ago |
@Imdumb: How about Blade? Or Christopher Lee's perfomance as Dracula? Or Gary Oldman's? What about the Castelvania version of Dracula? Or the Saint Germain novels? I could go on and on... |
| FireBrand #916570 5 months ago |
^^^^ Slayer from Guilty Gear |
| PhilSrobeighn #916622 5 months ago |
@483 Vampire decks are the awesome since Zendikar, and are only getting better.
Werewolf decks will not be good until next Friday. |
| Anonymous #916745 5 months ago |
Warhammer does good vampires too... |
| Bronyboy #916776 5 months ago |
I saw it coming. |
| Django #917202 5 months ago |
Well what about Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate? now that's a
badass vampire and a badass anime. |
| Anonymous #917250 5 months ago |
Truly? Perhaps Dio should play with some of your pony friends to prove you wrong. |
| Xuncu #917710 5 months ago |
I got a boner reading Anne Rice. Granted I was still a virgin then.... |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #919535 5 months ago |
Vampires are good... Just.. Overshadowed by all teenager's wet dream.
And c'mon! Count Duckula?! DOES ANYONE REMEMBER HIM? |
| Anonymous #920012 5 months ago |
Dio? You did mean to try and find a manly vampire right?
I mean Demitri is manly...for a vampire that turns other men into women... |
| Anonymous #920023 5 months ago |
I just realized the Japanese treat vampires with more respect than Americans. Kinda weird in retrospect. |
| Anonymous #1431518 1 month ago |
@Anonymous #920023
Not really, Vlad the Impaler (ie. Dracula) was from Romania (although Transylvania was technically part of Hungary when he was alive). Either way, Americans seem to dislike anyone who isn't from Western Europe. Also, horses being un-manly is a purely 20th century idea. And even then, I give you Epona from Ocarina of Time. -Hogtree Octovish |