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HeinousActsZX
#759567
7 months ago
This is just begging for a fanfic.
Fuzzy_Logic
#759629
7 months ago
#759567

Once upon a time Soren was in appaloosa and he was like "holy shit look at all these pies"

and then he tried one bite of every pie in the shop which equated to one whole pie, except he ruined each by tasting it so really it equated to a bunch of pies, but soren isnt that good at critical thinking.

Anyway braeburn was like "wtf I am a deputy now or something and you are under arrest wtf you ruined the pies, man!" and soren is like ":( but I like pies ;-;" and braeburn is like "well you are pretty adorably sad about it" and then braeburn put his hoof on soren's cheek and slowly pulled soren's face to his where they kissed with each others lips on each others lips.

Then soren still had to go to jail though because sheriff silverstar was watching the whole time and sicne he didnt have boners for soren he sent him to jail. And braeburn was like :( and he got fired as a deputy for kissing criminals (he also had kissed discord but that is another story). Then when soren got out of jail he brought a pie to make up for the pies he ruined and also a card t hat said sorry.

Then they made out through the pie a la two fillies one bucket, except with colts and pie instead of filly poop.

then they brought gay marriage to equestria yay the end
DeeperMadness
#759636
7 months ago
Damn it, Fuzzy. Now I have to go change my boxers. >:(
HeinousActsZX
#759644
7 months ago
...I meant a GOOD fanfic.
Fuzzy_Logic
#759653
7 months ago
sorry I forgot the part where braeburn steals soren's spandex out of the evidence locker and wears it himself while masturbating
Anonymous
#765702
7 months ago
Fuzzy_Logic: Bigget Cunt on the Poniwebz
True story, bro
Anonymous
#765707
7 months ago
Fuzzy_Logic: Biggest Cunt on the Poniwebz
True story, bro
Coal_Blacksmith
#766087
7 months ago
2 Fillies One Buckit? Poor Walrus...
Coal_Blacksmith
#766112
7 months ago
http://www.walrusbucketsaga.com/images/58-hands_it_ovah.jpg