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| MortalKombatFan1 #751492 7 months ago |
Here's the story:
http://mightyquinn2021.deviantart.com/art/The-Farmer-and-the-Dressmaker-273073956 Picture link in source |
| P-51Mustang #751510 7 months ago |
The least likely ship, ever. |
| MaroonBunyip #751514 7 months ago |
say please |
| cyber95 #751515 7 months ago |
Nah, I'll pass. |
| MortalKombatFan1 #751518 7 months ago |
#751514 Pleease |
| Anonymous #751539 7 months ago |
@Mortal
I may read... How far does those "Sexual Themes" go? |
| MaroonBunyip #751542 7 months ago |
ooohhh
its a romance thingo.. not my thing... sorry mate..... *cough |
| MortalKombatFan1 #751545 7 months ago |
^Read on and you just might be surprise *hint, hint* |
| MortalKombatFan1 #751547 7 months ago |
#751539 It's not really a clopfic, it's a parody of one. No real elicit description in the story. on fimfiction I rated in teen, not mature |
| Kayl #751549 7 months ago |
This request, subtle as a brick to the teeth and half as persuasive. |
| Anonymous #751556 7 months ago |
@Mortal
Alright. I will check it. |
| MaroonBunyip #751557 7 months ago |
you convinced me to read it, too bad I can't because I can't turn off child protector. |
| MisterSeven #751562 7 months ago |
*scrolls down randomly for forward insight* "This," said Rarity "is an immaculate penis" What the cheese am I reading? ... "As far as penises go, it was a penis to be measured against all other penises."  |
| MaroonBunyip #751566 7 months ago |
^
That actually sounds funny. Someone, fuckin, just stick it up in the comments. |
| MortalKombatFan1 #751568 7 months ago |
#751557
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/4144/The-Farmer-and-the-Dressmaker There's a mirror of the story for you |
| MaroonBunyip #751571 7 months ago |
woo, cheers |
| MortalKombatFan1 #751576 7 months ago |
^No problem. Hope like! |
| MaroonBunyip #751592 7 months ago |
I suggest concentrate on the comedy more next time.
Other than that, t'was not bad at all. |
| MortalKombatFan1 #751594 7 months ago |
^I wanted to screw with the expectations of the readers on clopfic directory. So I made a romantic story with buildup to a non-existant sex scene that just keeps talking about Big Mac's dick. Lol |
| MisterSeven #751595 7 months ago |
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| Anonymous #751602 7 months ago |
Writting is so so, but you did manage to get a laugh from me. So it was succesful, at least on my OP. XD |
| NotAPseudonym #751670 7 months ago |
"and was vainly when erect"
Not sure if typo, or subtle joke. He was pretty proud about it... |
| Anonymous #751686 7 months ago |
I still think any shipping of the mane six with each other is still the least likely ships to ever happen since you know only like 1 in 20 females are lesbians. |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #751693 7 months ago |
^ Cite for Equestrian gender distribution? |
| Anonymous #751706 7 months ago |
I assume 50-50 |
| Anonymous #751730 7 months ago |
Gender distribution doesn't have anything to do with homosexuality. Genetics do.
Also, I thought the fanfic was okay. I agree that it might be better to focus on comedy. |
| MortalKombatFan1 #751738 7 months ago |
#751670 Oh snap! I'm totally not changing that |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #751741 7 months ago |
And if the genetics have an inclination towards a strongly skewed gender distribution, it stands to reason that preference is subject to a similarly different weighting. |
| Spitfire #751780 7 months ago |
@#751510
More likely than about 98% of the ships, actually. |
| Anonymous #752024 7 months ago |
HEY GUYS, IM GOING TO USE A DUMB STATISTICAL ASSUMPTION ABOUT THE GENDER DISTRIBUTION IN A CARTOON SO I CAN JUSTIFY MY MANCHILD FANTASIES ABOUT LESBIAN CARTOON HORSES! FAP FAP FAP!
Shipping: don't fuking do it. |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #752038 7 months ago |
Or keep doing it. You know. That'd be cool too.
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| Anonymous #752084 7 months ago |
Aw, 024 needs a hug! |
| Anonymous #752317 7 months ago |
I aspire to one day have someone describe my penis as a 'grand, grand penis' |
| MortalKombatFan1 #752552 7 months ago |
Some day... somewhere... sometime!
*that's a song, BTW* |
| Anonymous #753406 7 months ago |
¬_¬
*kicks their asses back to Fluttershy and Spike where they belong* |
| MortalKombatFan1 #754945 7 months ago |
Fluttersy? That's not how you spell Applejack! |