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| Anonymous #750933 7 months ago |
Happy birthday, Twilight! |
| MisterSeven #750935 7 months ago |
And a 40 pound box 'o' rape. |
| gashunk #750940 7 months ago |
Rape: as good a present as any |
| Anonymous #750947 7 months ago |
inb4 porn anon |
| Mr_Jack #750949 7 months ago |
AH! PRINCESS! DID YOU BRING MY BOOKS?! |
| Anonymous #750965 7 months ago |
she's done this for the last six years and every time Twilight still expects books |
| Shockblock99 #750973 7 months ago |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7SafOiCXM
Molestia's theme song, designed for the average too-curious schmuck. |
| Shader #750980 7 months ago |
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!! |
| Xuncu #750986 7 months ago |
Mm, it's the gift that keeps on giving. |
| Anonymous #751041 7 months ago |
there's only one prerequisite for this present:
IS YOUR BODY READY? |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #751085 7 months ago |
Congratulations Tia, you're the new Surprise. |
| Anonymous #751116 7 months ago |
40 Lbs. of Rape |
| bboifatz #751122 7 months ago |
This one actually seems to fit with the concept of "molestia" more than a lot of the other installments of the tumblr. Usually JJ just depicts Molestia as being an extremely horny omnisexual, rather than someone who gets a thrill out of violating unwilling participants (which does not always translate to an actual sexual penitration). |
| Anonymous #751277 7 months ago |
^ "penitration", lol
If only it were Luna... |
| Ferrotter #751384 7 months ago |
@bboifatz: Violating the unwilling would be raptolestia. Molestia is more about not caring if they're willing or not, you're getting yours.
But wow would I love that. If Twilight wants to re-gift, I can swap for a ton of books. |
| Anonymous #751413 7 months ago |
I think that's more befitting of trollestia not molestia. |
| Anonymous #751606 7 months ago |
Luna should be her b-day present |
| Vree #751624 7 months ago |
Twilight: OK, don't panic...There are still two smaller boxes, only a few books is fine too...
- SURPRISE!! - Pinkie...What. are. you. doing? - I'm being your birthday surprise, silly! There is no greater present than a good friend! (Twilight: rushes to the smallest box) Apple Bloom: Oh hey Twilight! Is it time for my act yet? Pinkie? Why is Twilight crying? - Silly filly, she's just soo happy to see us! |
| Anonymous #751803 7 months ago |
Well, MOST books are long and rectangular *wink* *wink* |
| Anonymous #751810 7 months ago |
Surprise Buttseks |
| Anonymous #751848 7 months ago |
At least she said surprise... |
| Zancrow #751909 7 months ago |
^^
"Oh, Princess. With you, it's never a surprise." |
| Anonymous #751927 7 months ago |
Could've been worse.
Could've taken her to a donkey show. What IS the pony equivalent to a donkey show anyway? |
| Anonymous #752039 7 months ago |
Some-one post the "20lb box of rape" pic! |
| Anonymous #752429 7 months ago |
#751927
Given Rarity's opinion of mules, possibly still a donkey show? |
| Anonymous #752878 7 months ago |
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| Anonymous #763085 7 months ago |
Animu Twilight. |
| OptimusSleepy #763531 7 months ago |
"We got you an audio book! Sixty minutes of you shouting for more." |