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| Masem #729649 7 months ago |
And knowing is half the battle |
| JazzGlenn #729665 7 months ago |
^this
>inb4 shit storm! |
| DNCSquared #729679 7 months ago |
G.I JOOOOOOOOOOOEEE! |
| Anonymous #729683 7 months ago |
A redneck knows he's stupid, a Southerner thinks they are smart. |
| PandaCoon #729710 7 months ago |
He is a redneck, she is a southern farmer. |
| DiscordantBanana #729711 7 months ago |
@Anon683:Correction: A southerner lives in the southern part of the United States. They aren't restricted to stereotypes. Well, not always. |
| Anonymous #729712 7 months ago |
^
>Anon being wrong again How does it feel? |
| 93HitCombo #729722 7 months ago |
Actually I recon this is pretty accurate. So say I, a brony from Tennessee a state where there have both. |
| PandaCoon #729731 7 months ago |
Yo, #729683, I'm a southerner, and I will tolerate the hell out of you. |
| Anonymous #729733 7 months ago |
Shit I meant to refer to #729683
>It feels bad being wrong |
| 93HitCombo #729746 7 months ago |
there have both :I smooth one Combo way to not look like a stereotype |
| ace #729763 7 months ago |
git er dun. |
| Anonymous #729788 7 months ago |
I dub thee Billy Bob Jimbo |
| DNCSquared #729811 7 months ago |
@93HitCombo but you will never become the awesome that is the 94HitCombo! |
| Kommissarprower #729840 7 months ago |
Ellis is now a pony |
| Anonymous #729924 7 months ago |
I don't mind Snip and Snails but this guy... I hope we'll never see him again. Sure there will probably a few Fan Fics in which he's a kinda likeable guy, but in the show he should go and die in a fire. |
| Anonymous #729993 7 months ago |
>Liking fics over the show
...Uhh Also he was fairly entertaining, to me at least. |
| Anonymous #730000 7 months ago |
Ellis from L4D2 |
| Anonymous #730314 7 months ago |
Ellis ponified
"Apples here!" |
| Anonymous #730359 7 months ago |
Southerners are awesome, like AJ. Rednecks are obnoxious even to Southerners. Trufax. |
| Anonymous #730430 7 months ago |
I see no difference. |
| Anonymous #730442 7 months ago |
So rednecks are just ugly southerners? |
| D_Pony #730458 7 months ago |
but... i thought it would be like, the south of Britain(not from The UK so i don't know your geography) |
| Anonymous #731586 7 months ago |
Anypony else see Hayseed and think of Bubba from Jeff Dunham? |
| Anonymous #731634 7 months ago |
Rednecks are not restricted to the south. We have plenty of them here in Minnesota |
| Anonymous #731729 7 months ago |
This is perfect. :D |
| Anonymous #731772 7 months ago |
Ellis: You see, there was this one time when me and my friend, Rarity, here went this big hoe-down in Ponyville last fall and-
Rarity: Ellis, is now the time? Ellis: Okay. |
| Anonymous #732154 7 months ago |
^^^I thought vikings live in Minnesota. |
| Anonymous #732292 7 months ago |
I tought that guy was really funny and an ok bloke |
| Jackarunda #732755 7 months ago |
this |
| PowerToole #733189 7 months ago |
They smell and sound the same to me. I'm pretty sure knowing is half the battle, as Masem said, but since I'm sure not giving a damn is not the other half of the battle I'll sit this one out.
Unpolished people are unpolished people. Call them whatever you like. |
| Ontalimo #733338 7 months ago |
Why all the cultural hate? |
| Anonymous #733349 7 months ago |
^ People being ignorant on the internet, does this surprise you? |
| Ontalimo #733388 7 months ago |
^ No but it makes me kind of sad since I was born in the south. I am willing to admit that there are some people in the south that can make us all look bad but that is anywhere in any culture. |
| PowerToole #733475 7 months ago |
For the record, I was kidding. |
| MetalHooves #733619 7 months ago |
I am from Texas and therefore am of the superior "southern" master race; my accent is more tolerable and my teeth are John Wayne straight. My horse can outrun your tractor. My favorite beer is whiskey, and I can kick your ass in boots then dance around your unconscious body. Honesty is my policy and a good clean fight is how I solve things a good clean talk can't. I am a Texan, and you rednecks may go fuck yourselves.
Thank you. |
| Anonymous #733640 7 months ago |
Oh well then allow me to retort! |
| PowerToole #733779 7 months ago |
Well MetalHooves, I'm from Chile, a small nation of soldiers and poets, and I agree: A good clean fight is the way to solve things a good clean talk can't.
I like your style. Although I disagree with your choice of beer and I wouldn't dance around a knocked out rival. That would be disrespectful. Composure in victory, composure in defeat. Composure in life, composure in death. |
| JustBuckIt #734037 7 months ago |
Grabbin apples |
| Anonymous #734070 7 months ago |
"You don't have to talk like this to be a redneck. I have been to 48 states, there are rednecks everywhere you go." - Jeff Foxworthy |
| Anonymous #736109 7 months ago |
Southerners lost the Civil War. Rednecks think the South will rise again. |
| Anonymous #736119 7 months ago |
^ Hey look at this asshole who doesn't know the difference between literal and figurative! |
| Xuncu #747904 7 months ago |
Ah'm a natural-born Texan, atheist, scientist-artist, and will tolerate and love the fuck out of you, then eat a large steak. |
| PowerToole #783252 7 months ago |
Xuncu confirmed for Aronra, the always admirable Texan Tank.
I've always been a huge fan, sir. |