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| Anonymous #725717 7 months ago |
"Dammit. So Derpy, we meet again." |
| Anonymous #725723 7 months ago |
D-d-d-derper face, d-d-derper face. |
| Edudl2 #725731 7 months ago |
I fold. |
| Lockstep #725732 7 months ago |
Duh-duh-duh-Derpy face duh-duh-Derpy face
(muh-muh-muffin) |
| Anonymous #725740 7 months ago |
I'll admit, if I saw Derpy put a muffin out on the table, I'd figure she has a damn good hand. |
| GinTsuKitsune #725750 7 months ago |
^ don't you mean hoof? |
| Anonymous #725758 7 months ago |
As much as I'm used to ponyisms, I still can't wrap my head around "hoof of cards"... |
| trueblue02 #725770 7 months ago |
DAMN IT!!!!! the "muffin bluff"....
she must have a sure thing... or does she?!?!?!?!?!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! |
| Anonymous #725783 7 months ago |
Tom: "Derpy Breaker?"
Barfly Jack: "Derpy? Yeah I know Derpy. She's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the eyes and the cutie mark - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Derpy's Roger iron's rusted, so she's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of her hoofer. Nobody is watching the custard so she turns the channel over. A fat stallions north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now buck off and watch it somewhere else.' Derpy knows claret is imminent, but she doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, she stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and she walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then she plonks it outside the entrance. She then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to her hoofer. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what' says Derpy. Derpy gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; she then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the stallion's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Derpy, unfazed, turned back to her game. Her team's won too. Four-nil." |
| Vree #726698 7 months ago |
We're sending you, Agent Derp, because you're the best damn guesser of the weight of a muffin we have. |
| Anonymous #732071 7 months ago |
Can't read my... can't read my... no you can't read my scrunchy face~ |