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| Anonymous #716759 7 months ago |
Why so serious? |
| Anonymous #716843 7 months ago |
"We need to kill the Mare Do Well." |
| Anonymous #717332 7 months ago |
"Do I really look like a mare with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing carts. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The Applemobs have plans, The Royal Guards have plans, Celestia's got plans. You know, they're losers. Losers trying to coolify their little worlds. I try to show the losers how pathetic their attempts at coolness really are. So, when I say... ah, come here. When I say that you and your mare-friend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the losers that put you where you are. You were a loser, you had lameness, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little life and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this town with a few cloud formations and sonic rainbooms. Hmmm? You know... you know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things are lame. Even if the lameness is mind-numbing! If, tommorrow, I tell the press that, like, an officer worker will spend his entire life wasting away in a cube, or nothing exciting will ever happen in their lives, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the lame. But when I say that one, little old prank will go down, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little awesome. Upset the established lameness, and everything, becomes, coolness. I'm an agent of coolness." |
| Anonymous #717342 7 months ago |
"Good evening fillies and gentlecolts. We are tonight's entertainment!"
"Let's not RainBOOM things outta proportion here." "ENOUGH, with the Pony!" "They won't work, for a Filly" "Wanna know how I got this Cutie Mark?" "Now, my operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "awesome" expansion. So, which one of you fine animals would like to be my pet? Oh, there's only room for one pet right now, so we're going to have... "tryouts." Make it fast." "This town deserves a better class of Pegasus... and I'm going to give it to them" "I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... awesomer." |