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noonemusteverknow
#714651
7 months ago
I should probably explain this before the Billy Cosby and Jell-O references come up. This is a Pinkie Tank or "Gypsy". She's more heavily armored than the Twilight Tank because she's an earth pony with few natural defenses. However, her mobility is not impacted due to her foul gypsy magic of being able to break the 4th wall. An Impossiblity Amplifier (antenna thingy on rump) helps her generate enough Plothole Energy (PE) to teleport to various locations.

This particular tank model is best suited as support. It's main weapons include an Artillery cannon, which you may be surprised to find out actually shoots smaller ponies as opposed to shells (her idea, not mine. Must have some strategic plan in mind, I guess) and is curiously lit by a fuse (it's Pinkie Pie, of course it doesn't make sense). For short range she has a Celestian 40mm Party Canon that fires petrified graffiti shots. These can be adjusted to take on aerial targets.
DoctorWhooves
#714658
7 months ago
HeinousActsZX
#714675
7 months ago
This is way better than the Twilight tank.
Karazor
#714681
7 months ago
Is... is that a Puma? From BattleTech?
noonemusteverknow
#714699
7 months ago
It's a Pinkie. From Ponyville.
Karazor
#714718
7 months ago
It just looks astoundingly similar to the Puma tank from BT. I was just wondering if the resemblance was coincidental.
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Puma_%28Combat_Vehicle%29
(Holy fuck this is so obscure. I'm such a nerd.)
Anonymous
#714722
7 months ago
@Karazor,
Griff: I think it looks more like a puma
Sarge: What in sam hill is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Griff: No I mean a puma. It's a big cat, like a lion.
Sarge: You're makin' that up.
Anonymous
#714723
7 months ago
@Karazor,
Griff: I think it looks more like a puma
Sarge: What in sam hill is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Griff: No I mean a puma. It's a big cat, like a lion.
Sarge: You're makin' that up.
noonemusteverknow
#714729
7 months ago
Coincidental, but I see your point.
Karazor
#714744
7 months ago
^Ah, okay. Thanks!
Anonymous
#715435
7 months ago
Tankie Pie
Anonymous
#715570
7 months ago
Silly Pinkie, you can't be Rainbow Dash's pet!
Lancer
#715675
7 months ago
Pinkie's plothole-propelled pony-projectile party puma playfully poses.
JI0M3
#715730
7 months ago
[Abandon Thread]
JI0M3
#715731
7 months ago
Also Pinkie Pie is best Everything.
Anonymous
#719133
7 months ago
>Weaponized_Ponies
>Weaponized
>poni

ICWATUDIDTHAR
Anonymous
#719714
7 months ago
She's not a pony...
she's a tank.