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| Anonymous #696332 8 months ago |
"Twilight! DJ-P0N3's been fatally stabbed!"
"Well, AJ, it seems Vinyl..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...just got Scratched." YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
| HeinousActsZX #696336 8 months ago |
"Rainbow seemed kinda sad today."
"I guess she was feeling... *glasses* ...blue." YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| Anonymous #696337 8 months ago |
"Twilight! Rainbow Dash and her pet are fighting off the Diamond Dogs!"
"Don't worry, AJ..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...she's got a Tank." YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
| Anonymous #696339 8 months ago |
"Twilight! Sethisto's been thrown in jail for not paying Equestria Daily's web costs!"
"Well, AJ, it seems he just couldn't..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...pay the Phoe." YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
| Anonymous #696345 8 months ago |
Feel free to use this after each one, guys: http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/ |
| Pony_News #696352 8 months ago |
We are only accepting the best. |
| Anonymous #696357 8 months ago |
"Twilight! Spike's just died from that weird disease!"
"Well, AJ, at least his illness didn't..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...Dragon." YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
| Anonymous #696366 8 months ago |
"Twilight! Pony_News seems frustrated at the poor quality of these free jokes!"
"Well, AJ, he can't complain. He didn't..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...Pony up." YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
| Pony_News #696372 8 months ago |
Make an account so can mention you! |
| Yappy #696379 8 months ago |
Signups are apparently less painful than I'd feared. |
| Pony_News #696380 8 months ago |
So I can mention you* |
| Pony_News #696392 8 months ago |
Yappy are you the anon that i wanted to mention? |
| Yappy #696396 8 months ago |
Yep. Anything with 8 A's above is mine. :D |
| Anonymous #696406 8 months ago |
"The Equestrian Parliament has just finished voting on the landmark bill. In a stunning conclusion, Fluttershy of Ponyville cast the tie-breaking vote of..."
(shades) "Yay." |
| Anonymous #696412 8 months ago |
"Pony News, being the only and best news station in Equestria, is now under direct management of Princess Celestia. Consequently, we are no longer operating as Pony News. As the princess tells us..."
(shades) "There's nothing new under the sun." |
| Anonymous #696414 8 months ago |
"Just kidding."
(shades) "I posted Pinkie Pie." |
| Anonymous #696419 8 months ago |
"Pony News is demanding that anonymous users register so they can be given credit. What happened..."
(shades) "To protecting the identity of your sources?" |
| Anonymous #696426 8 months ago |
"The Sisterhooves Social concluded with a shocking reveal of local dressmaker Rarity letting her hair down in the rain."
(takes shades off) "Mm-mm." Ohhh yyyeeeaaaaaaaahhhh... |
| Anonymous #696455 8 months ago |
"Recent landslides in the foothills lead to the destruction of the Flower Trio Garden and Nursery, now six feet in the ground. We interviewed business partner Lily, who described their escape."
"The walls were closing in around us. We found an exit, but I started panicking in the middle of the hole and they had to push against my haunches. It was awful! But honestly, it could've been worse..." (shades) "I could have been pushing Daisy's." |
| Yappy #696460 8 months ago |
Silly anon! Now you're making people imagine David Caruso with wet hair in the rain!
At a significant cost to their lives! |
| Anonymous #696464 8 months ago |
"Sugar Grape's spree of mischief has reached an all-time high as she continues to run rampant throughout town causing no end of trouble. We'll have more news at 10, as we trot out the full list of..."
(shades) "Accusations of Grape." |
| Anonymous #696478 8 months ago |
"DJ P0N3's celebrity status drew a record attendance at the local catch-and-release tournament, helping raise funds for charity even if her performance was subpar. But this shouldn't be surprising to anyone...
(shades) "Because she always drops the bass." |
| Anonymous #696494 8 months ago |
"Miss Moondancer, your research presents compelling evidence for your evolutionary theories, but in the end our questions boil down to this: Aren't we ponies..."
(shades) "...Or are we, 'Dancer?" |
| HeinousActsZX #696608 8 months ago |
@696419
You win. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. |
| Anonymous #696907 8 months ago |
is it bad if i mention that none of those lower anonymous posters things actually work as csi jokes? arent they meant to be coversations like the first posts? |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #697611 8 months ago |
"I saw an animal approaching and I thought it was a griffon." |