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Anchors
#694228
8 months ago
Guard requirments

Limber as a wet noodle.
SenatorSufficient
#694238
8 months ago
They both have wings. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES.
Detective_Chmilewsky
#694246
8 months ago
You arrogant son of a bitch. Just because we are "terrestrial-bound" types doesn't mean that our astronauts have not had sex in zero gravity.
Anonymous
#694278
8 months ago
I read an article somewhere that it was impossible to have sex in space because the environment lowers blood pressure drastically, making it impossible to maintain an erection.
Anonymous
#694295
8 months ago
"Terrestrial-bound"? Heh, nice slur there. Ever call your fellow unicorn guards that?

Come down here and we'll show you who's going to be sad, ya prick.
OptimusSleepy
#694461
8 months ago
Well, I laughed. C'mon you'd have paid a lot more attention to velocity calculations in math class back in school if your chances at getting laid were soley dependent on going parachute-less skydiving.
Anonymous
#694774
8 months ago
I'm gonna go ahead and say aileron roll, followed by a piledrive through a cloud.
Wheezie_Moonflower
#695301
8 months ago
Hawks do it flying in the air, so...?
Anonymous
#697541
8 months ago
@OptimusSleepy: You win. Have an internet.
Questionable_Object
#1183913
3 months ago
Anon278
Actually 0G has the opposite effect of the penis being flooded with so much blood it's almost painful.