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| Anchors #694228 8 months ago |
Guard requirments
Limber as a wet noodle. |
| SenatorSufficient #694238 8 months ago |
They both have wings. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES. |
| Detective_Chmilewsky #694246 8 months ago |
You arrogant son of a bitch. Just because we are "terrestrial-bound" types doesn't mean that our astronauts have not had sex in zero gravity. |
| Anonymous #694278 8 months ago |
I read an article somewhere that it was impossible to have sex in space because the environment lowers blood pressure drastically, making it impossible to maintain an erection. |
| Anonymous #694295 8 months ago |
"Terrestrial-bound"? Heh, nice slur there. Ever call your fellow unicorn guards that?
Come down here and we'll show you who's going to be sad, ya prick. |
| OptimusSleepy #694461 8 months ago |
Well, I laughed. C'mon you'd have paid a lot more attention to velocity calculations in math class back in school if your chances at getting laid were soley dependent on going parachute-less skydiving. |
| Anonymous #694774 8 months ago |
I'm gonna go ahead and say aileron roll, followed by a piledrive through a cloud. |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #695301 8 months ago |
Hawks do it flying in the air, so...? |
| Anonymous #697541 8 months ago |
@OptimusSleepy: You win. Have an internet. |
| Questionable_Object #1183913 3 months ago |
Anon278
Actually 0G has the opposite effect of the penis being flooded with so much blood it's almost painful. |