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| Anonymous #692370 8 months ago |
But is the PoniShield bulletproof? |
| noonemusteverknow #692372 8 months ago |
I don't even |
| Stank #692401 8 months ago |
Ask not what your ponies can do for you, but what you can do for your ponies.
Now I'm going to bang Marilyn Monroe in the White House hallway while Jackie tearfully smears clahm chowdah on her face and Lyndon beats her about the rump with a wiffle bat. |
| Impulse #692436 8 months ago |
HEY I KNOW THIS GUY HE'S FROM BLACK OPS |
| Anonymous #692444 8 months ago |
Oh JFK, why did you have to die when you did? The Cold War could have ended so much sooner with your decision to cooperate in the space race with the Soviets....... |
| Anonymous #693050 8 months ago |
Anon2, except the Soviets didn't want to. |
| Anonymous #693051 8 months ago |
Know who else died today: C.S. Lewis.
RIP Jack. |
| SenatorSufficient #693101 8 months ago |
"Friendship really is...uh...er...magic!" |
| LV-04 #693384 8 months ago |
Shoot off Applejack's hat without killing anypony. |
| Lancer #693433 8 months ago |
JFK, the best Kennedy in the whole family and one of our better presidents, even if he did get us into Vietnam. |
| Anonymous #694666 8 months ago |
I guess magic is the only thing that can stop a magic bullet. |
| Anonymous #694723 8 months ago |
"We choose to go to the moon in this decade and to do these other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard."If only we had more people in Washington like JFK and fewer greedy, rigid self-serving cowards. Maybe this country and this planet wouldn't be in such bad shape. |
| Anonymous #694967 8 months ago |
...and then he had sex with all of them.
(JFK was quite the pimp in his day.) |
| Anonymous #697863 8 months ago |
J.F.K. is best Pony |