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Flutterguy
#688828
8 months ago
This brought hilarity to my day
Anonymous
#688836
8 months ago
lucky bastard
Hakar
#688838
8 months ago
Glad to hear it.
Anonymous
#688843
8 months ago
I lolled.
Anonymous
#688844
8 months ago
Source?
Hakar
#688852
8 months ago
Je suis L'source.
Anonymous
#688855
8 months ago
#688852
No DA?
Hakar
#688858
8 months ago
#688855

I'm considering it.
Acid55
#688863
8 months ago
Lol.
Anonymous
#688866
8 months ago
#688858
:(
Vree
#689034
8 months ago
50 ways to give a man a heart attack.

This is number 6.
TobiasKazama
#689061
8 months ago
EEENOPE
WingbeatPony
#689134
8 months ago
Fluttershy! You made him almost choke on his stalk of hay!
Kolt_45
#689144
8 months ago
hmmmm "she dosn't know that with all the swingin my balls do while applebuckin, i cant have a foal ever. but i get sex until she finds out".
"EEYUP"
"you mean it?!"
"EEYUP"
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NightJack
#689177
8 months ago
And there thay had triplets, don't know how but they did.
FanOfMostEverything
#689211
8 months ago
And that's what it sounds like when a biological clock rings.
SenatorSufficient
#689229
8 months ago
And then they fucked.
Anonymous
#689232
8 months ago
@SenatorSufficient

This joke is so old. Seriously.
Anonymous
#689559
8 months ago
^ implying that joke isn't older than the Internet
Anonymous
#689587
8 months ago
689559
I agree. That's why it needs to die.
NightJack
#689663
8 months ago
^ Jokes like that never die, you have to live with it.
Anonymous
#689668
8 months ago
#689663
Citation needed.
they_call_me_bob
#689806
8 months ago
Jokes like that never die, you have to live with it.¹

¹: Fuckin' deal with it.
Anonymous
#689814
8 months ago
#689806
Citation needed.
SpecialAnon
#689817
8 months ago
Am I the only one who noticed that he sucked in the straw up to the end when she said that?
NightJack
#689873
8 months ago
To the Anon saying "Citation needed," no there is none needed, it's a fact of life.
Anonymous
#689898
8 months ago
#689873
But you don't know anything about life.
NightJack
#689970
8 months ago
^ Yes I do and more then you it seems.
Anonymous
#689981
8 months ago
#689970
Nope, you don't. I am sure you don't even have a GF.
NightJack
#689997
8 months ago
#689981
What does having a GF have to do with it?
About 2/3 of my friend are female but none of them are my type, by type I mean that none of them are compatible for me, and you need to have knowledge about life to realize that.
Anonymous
#690006
8 months ago
#689997
It shows you need to get out more.

You know, having so many female friends who aren't your type usually means you are gay.
Anonymous
#690018
8 months ago
^ prove it
NightJack
#690027
8 months ago
#690006
Or it's, you know, know a lot more about life then you do, like for one I think your being really closed minded here but i'm not going to make fun of you for it.
That would do nothing to make me any better of a person so there is no more point to this conversation.
I have no more to say to you.
Anonymous
#690042
8 months ago
#690018
No there is none needed, it's a fact of life.
Anonymous
#690044
8 months ago
#690027
Then why say anything at all?
Anonymous
#690046
8 months ago
Because registered user. Needs attention, validation, and to assume a mantle of self-declared superiority.
Anonymous
#690071
8 months ago
#690046
OOOHHHHHH so we all need to be the pointless hive mind that is Anon?
Dude anon is like a mask, your still someone underneath it.
Anonymous
#690075
8 months ago
#690042
You know what is also a fact of life, guys can be straight and have more female friends then males.
Anonymous
#690460
8 months ago
Oh, anons...we are all one.Don't embarass us/I/you/them.
NightJack
#690733
8 months ago
^ Funny thing is anyone can be an anon, #690071 was me, i just had to logout.
NightJack
#690735
8 months ago
So not all anons are one.
Anonymous
#817585
6 months ago
Why is this such a good ship?
Allow moose to explain:

Big Macintosh is a quiet, orderly, obedient kind of guy that will protect the ones he loves with his life, and do what he feels needs to be done with no hassle or waste.

Fluttershy is a quiet, naive, sweet girl that seeks protection and care from her friends and potential partners.

The way they'd interact would give both adorable and funny scenes.

F: Now Macintosh, we have to plant these flowers carefully, or they will disrupt the other plants.
M: Eeyup, *Follows her and plants them*.
F: *Picks up and flower and places it in his hair*
M: Do I look pertty ma'am?
F: Oh, very much so, *Kisses his cheek*.

Dumb-Bell: Hey look, it's Cluttershy!
Hoops: Who's that guy, your boyfriend? Hahaha!
Mac: In fact sir I am. An' ah think you should leave the lady alone and not call her that name.
Hoops: Or what?
Mac: Or else I might have to raise my hoofs to you boys.

(Or something, I'm no writer, but you can see the potential)
Anonymous
#940558
5 months ago
^Hnnnnnnng