
| Flutterguy #688828 8 months ago |
This brought hilarity to my day |
| Anonymous #688836 8 months ago |
lucky bastard |
| Hakar #688838 8 months ago |
Glad to hear it. |
| Anonymous #688843 8 months ago |
I lolled. |
| Anonymous #688844 8 months ago |
Source? |
| Hakar #688852 8 months ago |
Je suis L'source. |
| Anonymous #688855 8 months ago |
#688852
No DA? |
| Hakar #688858 8 months ago |
#688855
I'm considering it. |
| Acid55 #688863 8 months ago |
Lol. |
| Anonymous #688866 8 months ago |
#688858
:( |
| Vree #689034 8 months ago |
50 ways to give a man a heart attack.
This is number 6. |
| TobiasKazama #689061 8 months ago |
EEENOPE |
| WingbeatPony #689134 8 months ago |
Fluttershy! You made him almost choke on his stalk of hay! |
| Kolt_45 #689144 8 months ago |
hmmmm "she dosn't know that with all the swingin my balls do while applebuckin, i cant have a foal ever. but i get sex until she finds out".
"EEYUP" "you mean it?!" "EEYUP" >< |
| NightJack #689177 8 months ago |
And there thay had triplets, don't know how but they did. |
| FanOfMostEverything #689211 8 months ago |
And that's what it sounds like when a biological clock rings. |
| SenatorSufficient #689229 8 months ago |
And then they fucked. |
| Anonymous #689232 8 months ago |
@SenatorSufficient
This joke is so old. Seriously. |
| Anonymous #689559 8 months ago |
^ implying that joke isn't older than the Internet |
| Anonymous #689587 8 months ago |
689559
I agree. That's why it needs to die. |
| NightJack #689663 8 months ago |
^ Jokes like that never die, you have to live with it. |
| Anonymous #689668 8 months ago |
#689663
Citation needed. |
| they_call_me_bob #689806 8 months ago |
Jokes like that never die, you have to live with it.¹
¹: Fuckin' deal with it. |
| Anonymous #689814 8 months ago |
#689806
Citation needed. |
| SpecialAnon #689817 8 months ago |
Am I the only one who noticed that he sucked in the straw up to the end when she said that? |
| NightJack #689873 8 months ago |
To the Anon saying "Citation needed," no there is none needed, it's a fact of life. |
| Anonymous #689898 8 months ago |
#689873
But you don't know anything about life. |
| NightJack #689970 8 months ago |
^ Yes I do and more then you it seems. |
| Anonymous #689981 8 months ago |
#689970
Nope, you don't. I am sure you don't even have a GF. |
| NightJack #689997 8 months ago |
#689981
What does having a GF have to do with it? About 2/3 of my friend are female but none of them are my type, by type I mean that none of them are compatible for me, and you need to have knowledge about life to realize that. |
| Anonymous #690006 8 months ago |
#689997
It shows you need to get out more. You know, having so many female friends who aren't your type usually means you are gay. |
| Anonymous #690018 8 months ago |
^ prove it |
| NightJack #690027 8 months ago |
#690006
Or it's, you know, know a lot more about life then you do, like for one I think your being really closed minded here but i'm not going to make fun of you for it. That would do nothing to make me any better of a person so there is no more point to this conversation. I have no more to say to you. |
| Anonymous #690042 8 months ago |
#690018
No there is none needed, it's a fact of life. |
| Anonymous #690044 8 months ago |
#690027
Then why say anything at all? |
| Anonymous #690046 8 months ago |
Because registered user. Needs attention, validation, and to assume a mantle of self-declared superiority. |
| Anonymous #690071 8 months ago |
#690046
OOOHHHHHH so we all need to be the pointless hive mind that is Anon? Dude anon is like a mask, your still someone underneath it. |
| Anonymous #690075 8 months ago |
#690042
You know what is also a fact of life, guys can be straight and have more female friends then males. |
| Anonymous #690460 8 months ago |
Oh, anons...we are all one.Don't embarass us/I/you/them. |
| NightJack #690733 8 months ago |
^ Funny thing is anyone can be an anon, #690071 was me, i just had to logout. |
| NightJack #690735 8 months ago |
So not all anons are one. |
| Anonymous #817585 6 months ago |
Why is this such a good ship?
Allow moose to explain: Big Macintosh is a quiet, orderly, obedient kind of guy that will protect the ones he loves with his life, and do what he feels needs to be done with no hassle or waste. Fluttershy is a quiet, naive, sweet girl that seeks protection and care from her friends and potential partners. The way they'd interact would give both adorable and funny scenes. F: Now Macintosh, we have to plant these flowers carefully, or they will disrupt the other plants. M: Eeyup, *Follows her and plants them*. F: *Picks up and flower and places it in his hair* M: Do I look pertty ma'am? F: Oh, very much so, *Kisses his cheek*. Dumb-Bell: Hey look, it's Cluttershy! Hoops: Who's that guy, your boyfriend? Hahaha! Mac: In fact sir I am. An' ah think you should leave the lady alone and not call her that name. Hoops: Or what? Mac: Or else I might have to raise my hoofs to you boys. (Or something, I'm no writer, but you can see the potential) |
| Anonymous #940558 5 months ago |
^Hnnnnnnng |