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| Jackarunda #673787 8 months ago |
because the last one you sent turned into bacon and exploded |
| BlueYoshi #673789 8 months ago |
I immediately recognized the Monty Python reference when Luna answered the question.
This Tumblr is so creative. What more ideas and references will it come up with next? |
| Anonymous #673811 8 months ago |
What-what- I don't know that! *gets thrown off a cliff for no reason* |
| ThisIsDashie #673891 8 months ago |
The Knights who say NEIGH approve of this. And of shrubberies. |
| fixman88 #674490 8 months ago |
*giggles*
*hugs Luna* |
| Blue-Ace #674704 8 months ago |
A 5-ounce pony cannot carry a 1-pound coconut! |
| Vree #675058 8 months ago |
[clop clop]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Whoa there! [clop clop] BRONY #1: Halt! Who goes there? TWILIGHT SPARKLE: It is I, Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia, from the castle of Canterlot. Brightest of ponies, defeator of Discord, and bearer of the Element of Magic! BRONY #1: Pull the other one! TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I am. And this my trusty dragon Spike. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of friends who would come with me to Ponyville. I must speak with your lord and master. BRONY #1: What, riding like a horse? TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Yes! BRONY #1: You are a unicorn! TWILIGHT SPARKLE: What? BRONY #1: You are a unicorn! You could just teleport. You do not have to ride. TWILIGHT SPARKLE: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Equestria, through-- BRONY #1: Where'd you get that dragon? TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I found him. BRONY #1: Found them? In Equestria? That dragon's tropical! TWILIGHT SPARKLE: What do you mean? BRONY #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. TWILIGHT SPARKLE: A pegasus may fly north to get the southern birds and still can be back in time for winter wrap-up. BRONY #1: Are you suggesting dragons migrate? TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Not at all, they could be carried. BRONY #1: What - a pegasus carrying a dragon? TWILIGHT SPARKLE: It could grip it by the tail! BRONY #1: It's not a question of where she grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 300 pound pegasus could not carry a 60 pound dragon. TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Twilight Sparkle from the Court of Cantelot is here. BRONY #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a pegasus needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? BRONY #2: Unless of course, it's Rainbow Dash. BRONY #1: Oh, yeah, Rainbow Dash maybe, but not Fluttershy, that's my point. BRONY #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that... TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my friends in Ponyville?! BRONY #1: But then of course Rainbow Dash does not live in Ponyville. BRONY #2: Oh, yeah... BRONY #1: So she couldn't bring a dragon back anyway... [clop clop] BRONY #2: Wait a minute - supposing two pegasi carried it together? BRONY #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. BRONY #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper! BRONY #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? BRONY #2: Well, why not? |
| Anonymous #675879 8 months ago |
Vree won. |
| Anonymous #676237 8 months ago |
Every pegasus. |
| Anonymous #676239 8 months ago |
Every pegasus. Also alicorns. |