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Jackarunda
#673787
8 months ago
because the last one you sent turned into bacon and exploded
BlueYoshi
#673789
8 months ago
I immediately recognized the Monty Python reference when Luna answered the question.

This Tumblr is so creative. What more ideas and references will it come up with next?
Anonymous
#673811
8 months ago
What-what- I don't know that! *gets thrown off a cliff for no reason*
ThisIsDashie
#673891
8 months ago
The Knights who say NEIGH approve of this. And of shrubberies.
fixman88
#674490
8 months ago
*giggles*
*hugs Luna*
Blue-Ace
#674704
8 months ago
A 5-ounce pony cannot carry a 1-pound coconut!
Vree
#675058
8 months ago
[clop clop]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Whoa there!
[clop clop]
BRONY #1: Halt! Who goes there?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: It is I, Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia, from the castle of Canterlot. Brightest of ponies, defeator of Discord, and bearer of the Element of Magic!
BRONY #1: Pull the other one!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I am. And this my trusty dragon Spike. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of friends who would come with me to Ponyville. I must speak with your lord and master.
BRONY #1: What, riding like a horse?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Yes!
BRONY #1: You are a unicorn!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: What?
BRONY #1: You are a unicorn! You could just teleport. You do not have to ride.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Equestria, through--
BRONY #1: Where'd you get that dragon?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I found him.
BRONY #1: Found them? In Equestria? That dragon's tropical!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: What do you mean?
BRONY #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: A pegasus may fly north to get the southern birds and still can be back in time for winter wrap-up.
BRONY #1: Are you suggesting dragons migrate?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Not at all, they could be carried.
BRONY #1: What - a pegasus carrying a dragon?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: It could grip it by the tail!
BRONY #1: It's not a question of where she grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 300 pound pegasus could not carry a 60 pound dragon.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Twilight Sparkle from the Court of Cantelot is here.
BRONY #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a pegasus needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
BRONY #2: Unless of course, it's Rainbow Dash.
BRONY #1: Oh, yeah, Rainbow Dash maybe, but not Fluttershy, that's my point.
BRONY #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my friends in Ponyville?!
BRONY #1: But then of course Rainbow Dash does not live in Ponyville.
BRONY #2: Oh, yeah...
BRONY #1: So she couldn't bring a dragon back anyway...
[clop clop]
BRONY #2: Wait a minute - supposing two pegasi carried it together?
BRONY #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
BRONY #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
BRONY #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
BRONY #2: Well, why not?
Anonymous
#675879
8 months ago
Vree won.
Anonymous
#676237
8 months ago
Every pegasus.
Anonymous
#676239
8 months ago
Every pegasus. Also alicorns.