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| mindcannon #673348 8 months ago |
That's sad :( |
| Anonycat #673349 8 months ago |
Hahahaha. |
| Anonymous #673359 8 months ago |
Wait! Does this mean Healthy sperm goes Shooby doo? |
| Flutterguy #673363 8 months ago |
Sperm Paradox |
| dudemang #673371 8 months ago |
That's probably for the best.
I, personally, can't think of anything more evil than bringing another child into the world. I'm beginning to like this character more and more. |
| SpecialAnon #673378 8 months ago |
Sterility ain't funny for either side...of course in IP's case it may be a blessing (if it wasn't a joke that is) |
| Sandman #673425 8 months ago |
Well, there's always adoption. |
| Vampire #673533 8 months ago |
^#673359
Just a cautionary tale to prevent rule 34. |
| Anonymous #673536 8 months ago |
Spoogy Doo! |
| Anonymous #673540 8 months ago |
I kind of hope he manages to start a family anyway. Whether that means never having kids or adopting instead, he seems like a decent guy. |
| Anonymous #673558 8 months ago |
>I, personally, can't think of anything more evil than bringing another child into the world.
Giving birth to a screaming hairless monkey so that it can grow up and progressively lose its innocence pursuing futile dreams you spoonfeed it just to abandone them after several struggles that only lest that primate scars and bitterness = evil Giving birth to a cute pastel-colored filly that will grow up in love and happiness so that one day will find its special talent and will live a life of sharing, accomplishment and kindness. = good |
| Anonymous #673564 8 months ago |
558 wins. I'm not sure what he wins. |
| dudemang #673573 8 months ago |
^^I agree.
It's precisely why ideas like "friendship is magic" and "life being a blessing" work so well within the context of a show about colorful horses. Because none of it actually exists. It's internally consistent! :p |
| Anonymous #673678 8 months ago |
That's all very depressing |
| dudemang #673923 8 months ago |
'Tis reality, dear anon. |
| FanOfMostEverything #674465 8 months ago |
Seapony spermatozoa. Great thing or greatest thing? |
| Anonymous #674492 8 months ago |
Seaponies are giant sperm? New headcanon! |
| they_call_me_bob #675280 8 months ago |
Hey kids, let's all be nihilists on the Internet! It's super hip! |
| Hakar #675479 8 months ago |
And here I was thinking ponies and zebras just couldn't interbreed, and that it was that which made him a good manwhore. |
| dudemang #675492 8 months ago |
^ If you're referring to me, I don't identify with being a nihilist. At least, not in the sense Nietzsche is commonly associated with (a sort of proto-existentialism).
I am extremely pessimistic and an antinatalist. Not very endearing philosophies, sure, but as I'm not a politician, it doesn't matter. |
| Anonymous #676351 8 months ago |
I'm not sure I get the inheritance joke. Is it implying that his mom cheated on his dad? |
| dudemang #676617 8 months ago |
I think it might be something of an absurdity. If he inherited this sterility, how was he able to be born in the first place?
It reminds me of the line Charlie Sheen's character in Hot Shots! Part Deux said: "These men have taken a vow of celibacy, like their fathers and grandfathers before them." |
| nyxabuse #678437 8 months ago |
'Tis reality, dear anon. Lolno. 'Tis some idiot on the internet trying to look cool by being misanthropic. |
| dudemang #679091 8 months ago |
I'm not sure why my viewpoint upsets you so much. :/ |
| Anonymous #681278 8 months ago |
@they_call_me_bob
@nyxabuse Yeah, because a person's motives automatically invalidate their argument. That way, you can dismiss them without doing anything so taxing as actually considering the argument itself rather than petty, personal insults. Ad hominem is a logical fallacy for a reason. |
| Takino #687540 8 months ago |
dudemang, Anon351, Ice Pack's mom was making fun of his father in a way that went over IcePack's head until just now. |
| dudemang #687781 8 months ago |
^ That seems to be part of it.
Part of me might think that could have been better conveyed if it was something along the lines of impotency. Of course, if Ice Pack's problem were impotency, I don't imagine he would make a very good |
| Anonymous #689227 8 months ago |
@nyxabuse
>Lolno. 'Tis some idiot on the internet trying to look cool by being misanthropic. >trying to look cool >anonymous You see why you are fucktarded? also: >'Tis some idiot on the internet trying to look cool by being edgy. >comes from someone named Nyxabuse  |