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WatermelonRat
#663835
8 months ago
Five bucks say this was Twilight's idea in the first place.
Cyanfunk
#663836
8 months ago
"Big Macintosh is out of town this month, and Auntie Heat just rolled in. Sorry kiddo, I'll buy you an ice cream after this."
Anonymous
#663842
8 months ago
She must get his "essence of dragon" for zecora.
JP
#663878
8 months ago
It's not going to be a one-time thing.
Anonymous
#663910
8 months ago
Of course not.
Mattatatta
#663945
8 months ago
I'm with JP
Anonymous
#663957
8 months ago
ib4paterno
SenatorSufficient
#663969
8 months ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm pretty sure that's statutory rape.
Anonymous
#664113
8 months ago
i have a "look-for-weaver-stuff-at-ponibooru" quicksearch button in my browser..
davisjimmy
#664126
8 months ago
Funny enough I just read a Twi/Spike clopfic, which had her give blowjob to Spike.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7498296/1/Warming_Up

(The actual sex doesn't begin until chapter 2)
Anonymous
#664151
8 months ago
Oh ya, the first chapter was about twi saving spikes life cuz of the cold and then about twi finding out about spikes loneliness. It has a lot of potential
Anonymous
#664351
8 months ago
I had an idea for a clopfic where Twilight discovers via reading that dragon semen gives a buff to a unicorn's magic power and that this is why dragons keep themselves secluded and drive ponies away (so that they aren't constantly bothered for it). Rarity happens to be with her when she reads this and they both independently start giving Spike blowjobs to get power boosts from his jizz, and eventually they wind up fighting over him.
Anonymous
#664406
8 months ago
^ One Wat
davisjimmy
#664589
8 months ago
Anon #664351

TAKE ALL MY MONEY!
Mattatatta
#664640
8 months ago
#351

Write it, the premise is too crazy to fail
Anonymous
#664678
8 months ago
#664351
ALL OF MY WANT
Anonymous
#664683
8 months ago
^^^^^

for the all mighty steed, WRITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
Anonymous
#664781
8 months ago
Can't. Gave up writing fanfics long ago and can't write porn to save my life. I wouldn't stop someone else from writing it, though.

The twist of the plot would be that while Twilight treats her fellatio like an exercise routine or a meal, Rarity puts more effort into emphasizing the romantic aspect, with candles, rose petals etc. As a result, Rarity gets better quality (and thus more powerful) cum from Spike, and Twilight can't figure out why; eventually she gets frustrated, assuming Rarity is diluting Spike's potency leaving less for her, and tries to stop Spike from seeing Rarity, which makes them both mad at her. There would even be a moral; at the end Twilight would write a letter to Princess Celestia where she says she learned that if you're in an intimate relationship with someone it's important to show that you care and that you're not just using them for their body.

I blame Type-Moon for this idea.

[img]http://macrochan.org/images/J/4/J4LL2MWRY3VN2KD5KLN57N2LJPQPKYGC.jpeg[/img
Anonymous
#664784
8 months ago
Oh, fucking A.

DaedalusN
#665107
8 months ago
Oh Anon u so silly /)^v^(\
Step-chan
#665169
8 months ago
Laughing at 664784's pic.
Anonymous
#665555
8 months ago
All right, after a few hours of rumination, maybe I will try to write it. No promises, though, and not tonight, I have work at 6 AM.
davisjimmy
#666238
8 months ago
Sweet ^
Anonymous
#666660
8 months ago
ALL OF MY YES! ^^
Anonymous
#667413
8 months ago
actually Anon 664784 describes the current daoist belief..
Anonymous
#668161
8 months ago
#664781

If you do it i will worship you forever.
davisjimmy
#668288
8 months ago
Since we're discussing this, how about bringing Sweetie Belle into the mix. She doesn't know much about sex (we'll just say that Spike is a teenager in the show and thus older than the CMCs) but she hears about dragon jizz supercharging unicorn magic, and thinking it could get her a cutie mark, she gives a blowjob to Spike without him knowing (he's sleeping by the tree, and has a boner).

Unfortunately, the super-charged Sweetie Belle goes out of control and starts shooting magic at everything. Princess Celestia saves the day and scolds Twilight and Rarity for using Spike for their selfish needs, saying sex should be for passion. Lesson learned, and Spike ends up fucking the two for reals. The end.
Anonymous
#668972
8 months ago
LOL
Anonymous
#670020
8 months ago
@davisjimmy

i think that would be nice, but it should go as an alternative ending, so it doesnt ruin the original one.

Obviously, its up to the anon who would consider writing it.
Anonymous
#671147
8 months ago
#665555

i keep checking this pic every single hour to see if there is an update about this clopfic.
Anonymous
#673895
8 months ago
^I do the same thing my friend
Anonymous
#674198
8 months ago
I found an interesting link

http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/13794.html

a bunch of people are considering about making the clopfic and discussing it.
Anonymous
#676417
8 months ago
This pic makes me so happy inside, I don't know why. Probably cause I think Spike deserves it, being her loyal number one assistant and all.
thps48
#676895
8 months ago
^^^^^^^Why won't anyone take into account no other animal ages the same way as humans, save for the ones that do, which I know nothing of at this moment. XD
Anonymous
#677707
8 months ago
^^^^^ Progress is very, very slow for me. I work full time and have quite a few other demands on my time, so there isn't a whole lot of progress. That and it's been years since I've read a lemon, so I'm trying to reacquaint myself with as many euphemisms for genitals as I possibly can so as not to get redundant. (I refuse to refer to a female's pussy as her "sex".)

Also I've outlined a few scenes, but I'm currently struggling over coming up with dialogue for the intro. It could be several days, if not a few weeks, for this to be done.

Current working story title: whydidiwritethis.txt

@davisjimmy: I've already got an ending in mind, it doesn't involve Sweetie Belle but it does involve Princess Celestia having to stop something disastrous from happening.
Anonymous
#677731
8 months ago
Thank whatever little good remains. Take all the years you need for your pseudo-incest nightmare.
Anonymous
#677734
8 months ago
WHY CAN NO-ONE FUCKING TAG QUESTIONABLE.

JESUS FUCK.

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT IS NOT QUESTIONABLE.

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE GET BOTHERED BY IT. BECAUSE YOU PRETEND JUST BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A HUGE DRIPPING COCK IT'S NOT DISGUSTING.
Anonymous
#681461
8 months ago
u mad?
Anonymous
#686400
8 months ago
he mad.
Takino
#699484
8 months ago
"There is nothing about this that is not questionable"

I found a new favorite phrase to start using.
Anonymous
#711785
7 months ago
Intro and the first Twilight/Spike scene are done. Starting the first Rarity scene.
Anonymous
#749882
7 months ago
Da fuck. *puts on glasses* DAT SWAG.
Anonymous
#782470
7 months ago
I want anon's rarity/spike/twilight (type-moon) clopfic inside me
Trickquestion
#923507
5 months ago
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, POST A LINK!
Trickquestion
#938033
5 months ago
Alright, it is official. I am officially doing the magical dragon semen clopfic. Providing it gets past all necessary moderation, and it should, as I've labeled it properly, it should be up at FIMFiction.com sometime tomorrow. It will be titled "Powerjizz, or how Spike stopped being frustrated and learned to love two mares." I am sorry if someone else is writing it, but the public must be satisfied! In more ways the one.
davisjimmy
#938047
5 months ago
^ - AWESOME. The other guy disappeared, so your's will have to do.
Trickquestion
#939022
5 months ago
^Thank you for your enthusiasm! It's my first clopfic, and I'm worried about letting you all down, seeing how excited everyone was about the idea. But, with such a good story, I'm bound to go right at something!
davisjimmy
#964250
5 months ago
Here's the link, BTW

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8836/Powerjizz%2C-or-how-Spike-stopped-being-frustrated-and-learned-to-love-two-Mares