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| Anonymous #660673 8 months ago |
"Ah, you missed pal." |
| mysterypony #660768 8 months ago |
Apple bloom, what's your relationship with Rita? |
| Anonymous #660770 8 months ago |
Don't worry Applebloom, this will explain everything. |
| ROTHY #660827 8 months ago |
Thanks to Retsupurae, I now want Earnest Evans aka Anime Narcoleptic Indiana Jones, ponified. |
| Anonymous #660834 8 months ago |
Applebloom: I confess. I didn't earn my cutie marks. I cheated at the ring toss. I didn't win it fairly.
Ring Toss Vendor: Are you crazy? There's no way cheat at this game, get out of here! |
| Anonymous #660901 8 months ago |
I'm actually watching the Dark Seed II Retsupurae right now and I saw this right after Mike did the ring toss. |
| mysterypony #660909 8 months ago |
@827
Don't forget Guy Kazama! |
| ROTHY #660977 8 months ago |
@909
And shrimp baby. |
| Anonymous #661050 8 months ago |
Someone write a fic where Guy Kazama, the Star Strike guy, the True Shit guy, Earnest Evans, Jack Slate, and Mike Dawson end up in Equestria.
Pinkie: Come on Mr. Kazama, if you smile I'll give you some cookies! Guy Kazama: Pinkie, no one can hire my feelings! Rainbow Dash: Bet you can't clear the sky faster than I can! Star Strike Guy: If I don't, you can call me Snoopy! Applebloom: Wait! Mister Shane, come back an' tell us how to get our cutie marks! True Shit Guy: *shoots Applebloom* My name's not Shane, kid! Fluttershy: AAAAH! A MANTICORE! MR. EVANS, HELP US! Earnest Evans: *wildly flails whip while brandishing bitcoin* Royal Guard: YOu cannot see the princess- *Jack Slate delivers sociopathicly brutal takedown* Jack: Fuck YOU!!!! *Mike Dawson walks into throne room* Mike Dawson: Oh no, the princess. I don't know if I should bow, I'm too embarressed! *throws ring at her which lands ten feet off the mark* Celestia: Hey you missed pal! |
| ROTHY #661379 8 months ago |
@050
And they have to fight Ridley and his army of smiling raptors. Ridley: Hey Discord! It's your old roommate, Ridley! I just wanted to tell you that I'm still falling! Raptor: Mr. Evans, just how is that whip-ARGH! Raptor: Hey Dawson! Bet you can't hit-ARGH! Ha, Just kidding! Raptor: Why do you keep shaking that joysti-ARGH! |
| Anonymous #661396 8 months ago |
Wow.
I seriously wasn't the only person that thought this as soon as I saw the cutie mark. |
| Cyanfunk #661510 8 months ago |
@050
@ Rothy And then the Shinobix ninja shows up and punches Ridley and Mike Dawson in the crotch. This all needs to be written by BillyMC by the way. |
| Anonymous #661680 8 months ago |
We can now add Cobra, the galaxy's greatest bandit and Master of the Universe to the list. |
| Choopy #662164 8 months ago |
Oh god I love you guys, I honestly thought only I thought of Mike Dawson whenever I saw this scene |
| Shaky #662881 8 months ago |
Mike Dawson is so jealous.
Even more jealous of Applebloom than he is of everyone who fucked Rita. |
| ROTHY #806851 6 months ago |
@661510
But not before Rock Knight and Parrot Grass perform on stage with Dan McNeely, Electrical Beast, and Sir Ron Lionheart. |
| Anonymous #888248 6 months ago |
If Mike Dawson went to Equestria he would explore ever nook and cranny ten times over before advancing the plot. |
| Anonymous #1309832 2 months ago |
Hey, you missed, pal. |
| Lilfut #1434966 1 month ago |
Yes, Dan McNeely most certainly needs to be in this fine work of fanfiction. |