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Anonymous
#656571
8 months ago
To combat this I will tell a joke:

3 guys get pulled over by a woman cop.

They tried to get out of the speeding ticket, so the woman said if all ur dicks equal up to 15 inches ill let you off.

The driver pulls out his dick which is 7 inches.

The guy in the front of the passenger seat pulls his out which is 6 inches.

The last guy in the back pulls his out and it's 2 inches.

So they get out of the ticket.

After a while they hear the guy laughing hysterically in the back.

The driver asks, "What's wrong why are you laughing?" the guy in back says good thing I was popping a boner.
MyLittleJosieph
#656595
8 months ago
Umm...wut?
dragonSpike
#656642
8 months ago
Sooo

Rarity's been the one cutting everypony's eyes out?
Anonymous
#656689
8 months ago
Why are the portholes on a ship round?

So the water doesn't hit you square in the face.
MyLittleJosieph
#656695
8 months ago
@dragonSpike - No, as far as I can tell natural rotting took care of them.

@656689 - That joke was a little better...but needs more ponies!
Anonymous
#656700
8 months ago
Kill Tom.
potatotomato
#1039819
4 months ago
Some of those body parts look like long poop nuggets.