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| Anonymous #654522 8 months ago |
Rule 23:
It was the night before christmas, When all through the house, Not a creature was stiring, Not even a mouse, With mom at the whore house, And dad smoking grass, I just settled down, For a nice peace of ass, When out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter, I sprung to my feet, To see whats the matter, When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick, I knew for a moment, It must be saint nick, He came down the chimney, Like a bat out of hell, I knew for a moment the fat fucker had fell, He filled all our stockings, With pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick, For my brother the queer, He rose up the chimney eith a thunderous fart, The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart, He swore and he cursed as he wrode out of sight, And said piss on you all, And have a hell of a good night. |
| CallMeAl #654528 8 months ago |
In that case...
I HATE FLUTTERSHY I HATE RARITY I HATE PONIES PLAYING FOOTBALL I HATE SPORTS I HATE MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH-OUT I HATE CORN I HATE PAUL SIMON I HATE THE SPLIT-FINGER FASTBALL I HATE DERPY I HATE UPPERCUTS I HATE MY INTERNET CONNECTION I HATE MY ABS AND YOU YOU, MOST OF ALL I HATE YOU Become stronger, please. |
| Anonymous #654531 8 months ago |
How about we say I HATE EVERYTHING and get it over with? |
| CallMeAl #654535 8 months ago |
Because we don't need the Packers getting any stronger. |
| Anonymous #654539 8 months ago |
...Green Bay Packers? |
| Jackarunda #654544 8 months ago |
@522
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE XD |
| Anonymous #654591 8 months ago |
@544
I'll probably tell another joke tomorrow.Sometime in the afternoon.On another picture. |
| Anonymous #654705 8 months ago |
@522
Friggen classic! |
| Anonymous #654709 8 months ago |
#654531 Francis' hatred for everything suddenly makes so much sense...
But why does he want his vest to avoid getting stronger? |
| Anonymous #655504 8 months ago |
I am surprised that most of the fanbase hadn't realised this far how this show became so popular.
Rule19 people is arguably the 2nd true rule of the internet. Do you realise now why you shouldn't make drama about shit you don't like? |
| Anoymous #656110 8 months ago |
@522: I originally heard that as "everyone felt shitty, even the mouse". |
| Anonymous #657037 8 months ago |
I HATE SCOOTALOVE! |