
| Anonymous #650176 8 months ago |
Spitfire: Oh you |
| Flutterguy #650188 8 months ago |
Sweetie, you should put down yuor hoof already |
| TobiasKazama #650189 8 months ago |
Rarity: "Somepony help! Soarin' is having his way with Sweetie Belles pie!"
Everypony: "WHAT!?" |
| Anonymous #650191 8 months ago |
That's what she said. |
| Anonymous #650194 8 months ago |
If Sweetie and Rarity are both apple pie, is this technically a threesome? |
| Anonymous #650197 8 months ago |
A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich". The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on". The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!" |
| Anonymous #650210 8 months ago |
I baked you a pie. |
| Anonymous #650219 8 months ago |
^what flavor? |
| bustoblaster #650233 8 months ago |
THE APPLE PIE THE APPLE PIE THE APPLE PIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rztF25s1MRo |
| SenatorSufficient #650237 8 months ago |
Denied! |
| Anonymous #650239 8 months ago |
at first i was thinking about a bad filling by sweetiepoo.. |
| AppleDashWINS #650254 8 months ago |
^dah, great. now someone's gonna do that. |
| PonyRIG #650271 8 months ago |
Sweetie Belle: mister! what are you doing?
Soarin': *comes back to senses* OH SHIT! YOU! Sweetie Belle: you could have asked for it, not steal, that is meany! i will tell my sister about that "slumber party"! Soarin': O_o |
| Anonymous #651164 8 months ago |
Soon, because of Soarin's habit of stealing any pie that wasn't nailed down, three things happened:
1. He lost his commission. 2. Since that didn't stop him, ponies began a habit of keeping the filling out of the crust until they were ready to eat. 3. Since that didn't always work, pie nails were invented. |
| Anonymous #691974 8 months ago |
Spitfire: Soarin!!! Youre not suppose to eat that pie!!!
Soarin: But I want pie!!! Spitfire: We have alot of pies at HQ!!! Soarin: HOORAY!!! |