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| Iona #650173 8 months ago |
Nonsense. Ponies are forever. |
| Anonymous #650174 8 months ago |
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "What a horrible way to die!" "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones." "What a way to go, that's terrible!" "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him." "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him." "Man, what a way to go!" "No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him." "Now that is one awful way to go!" "No no, he survived that..." "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?" "I shot him!" "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?" "He was wrecking my house." |
| Flutterguy #650181 8 months ago |
Ke$ha? |
| Anonymous #650187 8 months ago |
@Flutterguy: Well yeah. Ke$ha has a pretty unforgettable face. |
| FluffZilla #650196 8 months ago |
slenderman? |
| Anonymous #650223 8 months ago |
Go away Silence, no one likes you. |
| sinez #650231 8 months ago |
@Fluff
Since I never really looked into Doctor Who, I thought that myself when I first saw these guys. If what I heard is correct, they are one of the many things from the show that are functionally invisible, via erasing themselves from your memory the moment you look away or blink. Taking entirely from logic and posts made by others in these comments, I'd say they destroy civilizations, or entire planets outright. |
| Anonymous #650241 8 months ago |
*comes down to post* Uh........what was the image again? |
| Anonymous #650259 8 months ago |
Silence will fall |
| Anonymous #650275 8 months ago |
@sinez:
From my impressions they're not destroyers but more like puppet masters, the puppets are all the other civilizations that aren't immune to their effect. One of these dudes even admitted that they controlled humanity since the day of fire and wheels, so there never was an invasion to begin with. I like these guys, they're creepy and cool, but they kind of remind me of the weeping angel because you have keep looking. |
| Anonymous #650361 8 months ago |
WE WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST TRACE OF YOU BEFORE YOU TOUCH THE PONIES! YOUR PEOPLE WILL SPEAK IN HUSHED TONES OF THE BRUTALITY WE WILL SHOW YOU! YOUR RACE SHALL BE SCARRED, BROKEN AND UTTERLY DEFEATED! AND ONLY THEN, AS WE FINALLY ALLOW THE LAST OF YOU TO DIE WILL YOU KNOW YOU! DO! NOT! TOUCH! THE! PONIES! |
| Vree #650817 8 months ago |
Celestia: Bitch please. |
| Anonymous #651129 8 months ago |
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| Ichijoe #651760 8 months ago |
Well Luna Eclipsed sucked (ok it was never goona match up the fandom, and even then it sucked).
Siterhooves Social wasn't that much to write about either. If this is a "taste" of Ponies without Lauren Faust, then I for One am not holding out for a Season 3. Like I said they should've written a different 2-Parter and kept Return to Harmony Pt's 1 & 2 in the Vault for a while longer. Nothing for or since, save perhaps S01E10, S01E25 and S01E26 could come within striking distance, but not even those Eps could exceed the shear AWESOME of Return to Harmony (e.g. John di Lancie as DisQord). My fear of MLP:FiM jumping the Shark feels to me to be a bit more justified now. |
| MaroonBunyip #651765 8 months ago |
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| Panzerpferd #655765 8 months ago |
Don't worry guys, we can just hide the ponies inside a robot and shoot it and everything will be fine. |
| Anonymous #1424497 1 month ago |
You should kill us all on SIGHT! |