
| marioandsonic #643122 8 months ago |
...
ME GUSTA |
| Gittonsxv #643123 8 months ago |
if i was spike then that means i am in Equestia.......*faints* *drools* |
| Aggressively-Pastel #643130 8 months ago |
It'd... rapidly become quite normal and unremarkable? |
| LordBristle #643140 8 months ago |
I don't want to be a pony anymore. I want to be a baby dragon in Equestria. |
| Rasrap_Smurf #643141 8 months ago |
Then you're too young to have any perverted thoughts anyway, and probably would mature for at least a few decades anyway. |
| Rasrap_Smurf #643143 8 months ago |
wouldn't mature*
(plus I said anyway one time to many!) |
| Anonymous #643152 8 months ago |
It doesn't matter. Spike, like all males in Equestria, doesn't have a dick.
Problem, furries? |
| Anonymous #643154 8 months ago |
Replace them with men and we have something for me. |
| mindcannon #643164 8 months ago |
@152
They hide the dicks with magic |
| Anonymous #643165 8 months ago |
#643164
Okay, you made me laugh hard with this. XD |
| Anonymous #643177 8 months ago |
>>643152
I think we need a discussion on the way genitalia works differently for different animals "Mine retracts inside my body every time I stand up" ~Brain the dog, Family Guy |
| dzamie #643299 8 months ago |
^According to several Spike-related clopfics, two of his scales slide apart. |
| Anonymous #643379 8 months ago |
>#643152
If you speak metaphorically I have to agree. |
| Anonymous #643383 8 months ago |
>#643299
I think that's canon with herpetological guides too. |
| Anonymous #643387 8 months ago |
>#643141
>Then you're too young to have any perverted thoughts anyway >implying I did not masturbate since I was 4 >implying I did not have hardons for bootie at the same age Seriously guys. Did you have chastity belts as kids or something? |
| Anonymous #643425 8 months ago |
No, how about imagining all the girls as ponies while you are Spike. |
| FanOfMostEverything #643497 8 months ago |
Re: Spike's crotch: "It's called a genital sheath. Look it up." |
| Anonymous #643575 8 months ago |
nasty |
| Skarkdahn #643589 8 months ago |
....
Ew |
| Xeneres #643597 8 months ago |
but all the girls arround spike are ALWAYS naked....lucky bastard |
| coolgame17 #643898 8 months ago |
My reaction: I don't care because they are still my friends. |
| PaladinDrakkenwolf #644068 8 months ago |
Eh *shrug* |
| Anonymous #644167 8 months ago |
Agressively-Pastel has it right, for most situations. But when Rarity finally reciprocates your love, and takes your neck by the tail to lead you upstairs when you both know Sweetie is out at Applejack's for a sleepover...
Well, some things work out oh so nice. |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #644254 8 months ago |
At first - ME GUSTA!
After a while - Eh, I'm desensitized to it. At the end - Oh, hi Ms. Cak-...OH MY GOD! WHY??? |
| Anonymous #645239 8 months ago |
u jelly? |
| Anonymous #645984 8 months ago |
And they have fur ALL OVER THEIR BUCKING BODIES! U mad? |
| Vree #646101 8 months ago |
"H-hey Twilight, guess what"
"What, Spike?" "I-I'm not wearing any clothes :D" "Spike, yoou're drunk again, go back to bed." |
| MachinaExDeus #655196 8 months ago |
Not all girls are pretty. Not all girls are thin. Not all girls are young. Some of them have all of these problems at the same time. I prefer clothing thank you. It at least allows for some mystery. |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #658292 8 months ago |
^agreed |
| Anonymous #658302 8 months ago |
He is naked too, It would get awkward if he ever gets an errection! |