
| Cipher #640860 8 months ago |
Oh Hi. |
| StalkerZHS #640908 8 months ago |
hai |
| Jackarunda #640915 8 months ago |
:D |
| Chipotle #640988 8 months ago |
*Trow outside every brony, Put anti-tank mines in the stairs and hallway, seal all the windows with ballistic glass, put traps in every ventilation duct and Barricades door with a door stolen from Fort Knox*
Now my lady, we're ready for the passion! |
| ColgateUnicorn #640995 8 months ago |
*Fires orange portal and drops in fr the ceiling*
why hello chipotle |
| ColgateUnicorn #640996 8 months ago |
*from |
| Anonymous #641056 8 months ago |
Suddenly, an anon facepalms at this creepy "English as a 2nd language" battle! |
| Aggressively-Pastel #641081 8 months ago |
@Chipotle
You have much to learn. Not many ladies find "this side toward enemy" a turn-on. [sub]To say nothing of that painful business with the caltrops.[/sub] |
| MilesAvius #641098 8 months ago |
@Chipotle What happens if someone just by-passes all of your fortifications by taking out a wall? |
| MilesAvius #641110 8 months ago |
@Chipotle again: or for that matter what if while you're wasting so much time putting up all of these fortifications she loses interest or goes for someone else like ColgateUnicorn or one of the Anons. No Chipotle what you must do is woo her so that she would never think of being with anybody else. Barry White would be a good start. |
| Nemns #641211 8 months ago |
@MilesAvius
Seems to me like she's already pretty .. rarin' ta go. |
| WhiteLycan #641574 8 months ago |
*slips in and whisks her away while everyone else fights* |
| Anonymous #644322 8 months ago |
*...then you get chased by Spike.* |
| Xuncu #651418 8 months ago |
............... sloppy seconds. |