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| tygerbug #636338 8 months ago |
I am the Chief Executive of a multi-billion dollar toy and television franchise, with thousands of employees under my care in over two dozen major cities on six continents. I have held this position nearly my entire life, building up the franchise from nothing but the chaos of a previous generation's failure. I am the first employee there in the morning, and the last to leave at sunset. Until recently I supervised the night crew as well, meaning my workday never ended. Nor does the workday for anyone begin or end unless I'm there to keep this intricate machine running smoothly. There is not a single aspect of the franchise that doesn't require my constant care and attention. Despite this, I am universally admired and respected by every employee, who see me as a teacher rather than a tyrant.
When it came time to add my own likeness to the toyline, I had hoped that I could be a role model for young women, who might grow up to be President someday. Instead I was discriminated against because of my skin color, and told that both my success and my attitude were "not feminine enough." The plastic character they have created in my place is a garish pink imposter, who brainlessly spouts Barbie-like nonsense like "My wings are so pretty!" and "Are you a princess too?" Yes, I was stripped of my title and demoted to the condescending level of Princess - which implies that I am merely a child, and that there is a higher parental authority that I must bow to. In my many years of service, there has never been a higher authority, nor anyone qualified to make the difficult decisions I make every day, without which the entire franchise would plunge into immediate chaos and darkness. But even I must bow to the pink power of the tyrant that is toy. WE ARE THE 99% OF INACCURATE TOYS OCCUPY HASBRO |
| Anonymous #636363 8 months ago |
^
NO |
| Anonymous #636365 8 months ago |
It's not a mere coincidence that all successful movements have a three word slogan... |
| SenatorSufficient #636437 8 months ago |
TL;DR. |
| Lancer #636443 8 months ago |
The "Occupy" meme has hit MLP? Why can't people just think for themselves? |
| SPARTAN #636492 8 months ago |
@636363
First off, great capture Second: YES! |
| Anonymous #636540 8 months ago |
Oh, Celestia. Stupid people have to work somewhere, right? It could be worse, they could be portraying you as a troll, a brutal tyrant, or a sex maniac. |
| Anonymous #636615 8 months ago |
occupy-meme is instafail. I'd vote it down if I were registered. |
| ryebread #636826 8 months ago |
@615
I usually don't vote pics (too lazy), but I voted it up, just for you. |
| Tyrant_celestia #636874 8 months ago |
too bad nothing occupies these peoples thinking cavities |
| Sevireth #637139 8 months ago |
This is really cool and I wish to see more of this. |
| Anonymous #639054 8 months ago |
Nice bad grammar there. |