
| MyCutieMarkisaGUN #619656 8 months ago |
N.W.A - Straight Outta Compton
Ziggers With Attitude XD |
| Anonymous #619665 8 months ago |
^ She prefers the term "African Equestrian". |
| Glord #619668 8 months ago |
Mmmm, Scootaloo gumbo. |
| Glord #619670 8 months ago |
With a hint of cotton candy flavoring. |
| Sparkling #619701 8 months ago |
How to cook a trice (another lame joke....) |
| Blizardpony #619750 8 months ago |
Good lord, I love gumbo |
| Anonymous #619798 8 months ago |
One would think Scootaloo should introduce her to the Chicken Pot Pie. Cannibals gotta share, gotta care after all! |
| dzamie #619801 8 months ago |
@anon1: *Zebrican-Equestrian |
| Lancer #619864 8 months ago |
Pinkie pooted in de pot. Dat gumbo gon' need mo' seasonin' t'cover dat, fo' shur. Smell lahk low tide on de bayou! |
| CranialHeartache #619868 8 months ago |
Looks cooking cum. |
| Anonymous #620159 8 months ago |
Brothers and sisters, I am here to tell you that I charge the pony. I charge the pony with being the greatest murderer on earth. I charge the pony with being the greatest foalnapper on earth. There is no place in this world, that that equine can go and say she created peace and harmony. Everywhere she's gone, she's created havoc. Everywhere she's gone, she's created destruction. So I charge her. I charge her with being the greates foalnapper on this earth! I charge her with being the greatest murderer on this earth! I charge her with being the greatest robber and enslaver on this earth! I charge the pony with being the greatest swine-eater on this earth. The greatest drunkard on this earth! She can't deny the charges! You can't deny the charges! We're the living proof *of* those charges! You and I are the proof. You're not an Equestrian, you are the victim of Equestria. You didn't have a choice coming over here. She didn't say, "Zebra mare, Zebra stallion, come on over and help me build Equestria". She said, "Zigger, get down in the bottom of that boat and I'm taking you over there to help me build Equestria". Being born here does not make you an Equestrian. I am not an Equestrian, you are not an Equestrian. You are one of the 22 million Zebras who are the *victims* of Equestria. You and I, we've never see any democracy. We didn't see any... democracy on the-the cotton fields of Appleloosa, wasn't no democracy down there. We didn't see any democracy. We didn't see any democracy on the streets of Manehattan or on the streets of Fillydelphia or on the streets of Hoofington or Trottingham. Ain't no democracy down there. No, we've never seem democracy! All we've seen is hypocrisy! We don't see any Equestrian Dream. We've experienced only the Equestrian Nightmare! |
| Draconequus #621960 8 months ago |
Straight outta Everfree crazy motherfucker named Zecora
From the forest with creepy flora To everyone in Ponyville I'm just a menace I mean I'm even called a fucking enchantress I'll show ya if ya fuck with me The guards are gonna hafta come and get me Off yo ass that's how I'm goin out For the punk motherbuckers that's showin out Ponies start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherbucker like that with a stick that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move Here's a foreign rap to keep yo ass alive with a freak out like Pinkie Pie Potions and books are the tools Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool Me you can go hoof to hoof, no maybe I'm knockin ponies out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherbuckers see clearly that I'm down with the capital E-E-Z Boy you can't buck with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz Zecora is creepy as fuck As I leave, you should prob'ly flee cos when I come back, colt, I'm comin straight outta Everfree |
| Anonymous #630526 8 months ago |
Das wacist? |