
| dzamie #615720 8 months ago |
I hate it when I forget to turn off my swag at night and wake up covered in bitches. |
| Anonymous #615741 8 months ago |
wait, doesn't celestia have the biggest horn... |
| dzamie #615745 8 months ago |
^Your point? |
| Saufsoldat #615828 8 months ago |
Horn size can't be equal to swag, that makes no sense. The equation should be:
Horn size ∝ Swag |
| dzamie #615837 8 months ago |
^Perhaps as your swag grows, so does your horn, and vice versa. |
| Anonymous #616030 8 months ago |
Funny fact: Rarity needs to file her horn, so not only she could have a bigger swag than Blueblood, but she also decides not to, because she doesn't need it. |
| Anonymous #616885 8 months ago |
She doesn't need it because she's a girl and girl swag is pointless. It's the males that need swag, you would know it but alas you've never even been to a social event in your life.
Your grandma's birthday part doesn't count. |