| Anonymous #615282 8 months ago |
No. Fuck off bitch. Suck my big throbbing human penis. After that I'll fucking anal you until you bleed and skull fuck you till you die. Then I shall cut off your head and fuck it until it is nothing but mush. Then I shall eat everything left of you. |
| ChickNeighney #615287 8 months ago |
That's kind of an obvious question. It's like you're not even trying. On one hand, I get cake. On the other, I make Fluttershy happy. B|
She can have all my cake, I don't even like cake. |
| Delicioussharkat #615288 8 months ago |
Jesus Anon. Calm down. You're making me sweat. |
| Untamed #615291 8 months ago |
That depends, does she accept half a cake? |
| Anonymous #615303 8 months ago |
Sure, but the ice cream is mine! |
| Anonymous #615311 8 months ago |
Only if you let me hug you. |
| Celestias_Servant #615312 8 months ago |
@Anon615282 People like you are the best argument for subsequent birth control. |
| P-51Mustang #615315 8 months ago |
GIVE FLUTTERSHY ALL THE CAKES!! |
| teyman10 #615328 8 months ago |
I'll give all of it for a hug.
also,anon #615282: ![]() |
| Fubarman #615331 8 months ago |
anon282 is now the pro-choice poster child. |
| liamotfunk #615340 8 months ago |
anon 282... YOU WILL DIE IF YOU TOUCH MY FAVORITE FUCKING PONY!!! no wait... you wont die... but you will want to... oh yes... you will want to... |
| Anonymous #615363 8 months ago |
Anon 282 here. Your tears make fill me glee. Thank-you. I can sleep happy tonight. |
| Anonymous #615392 8 months ago |
Hahahahahano. |
| Wisdom_of_Yay #615400 8 months ago |
^Don't feed the trolls. |
| Anonymous #615454 8 months ago |
How about we eat it together, Fluttershy? |
| dzamie #615534 8 months ago |
Anon282: Successful troll is successful.
And it depends on what kind of cake it is. Regardless, she'd get at least a third of mine, more if it isn't chocolate. |
| Celestias_Servant #615544 8 months ago |
I would not consider him successful at all. The only thing he achieved is proving that he is just a social looser. I somehow even pity him. Poor person, having to do so silly things just to get attention. |
| Einara #615626 8 months ago |
I'd proly share because she asked. Entire piece of cake? Nope |
| Anonymous #615647 8 months ago |
NOTHING BUT FAGS IN THIS THREAD! |
| Joanie #615658 8 months ago |
^ That would include you as well, you know. *is fag, happy* |
| Anonymous #615815 8 months ago |
I would cut the cake in two equal pieces. |
| marioandsonic #615943 8 months ago |
Let me see what kind of cake it is first...
*Carrot Cake* ...All yours. |
| arrzot #616071 8 months ago |
*face-palm*Bloody cultists... |
| Chipotle #616117 8 months ago |
All the haters will be assimilated into the herd.
Also, for you Fluttershy... ALL THE BAKERY! |
| orchestra #618727 8 months ago |
all my cake. but you need to come through to me to get it. that means you will exist no longer merely as a cartoon character but in the real world /)^3^(\ |
| Anonymous #618732 8 months ago |
Of course. What's cake when put up against that shy little smile and a timid "Thank you.."?
And you know she'd share. But I'd rather let her offer. |
| IAMELIPHAS #643050 8 months ago |
No you cannot have the cake. Don't you know fluttershy? THE CAKE IS A LIE!
*Protects fluttershy from |
| mdalsted #842484 6 months ago |
The first anon is either not a human, or a very troubled human. The question is, troubled by what? Other bullies, perhaps? Family issues? What could it be? Whatever it is, hopefully, it's something we can help him/her with. |