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Anonymous
#615130
8 months ago
So ponies are walking blowjobs eh?
Anonymous
#615132
8 months ago
^ You just couldn't resist going there from the get-go, could you?
Anonymous
#615134
8 months ago
Are we assuming the cello is actual size, because I would think it would be customized to be smaller to be used better by ponies.
SirDudesalot
#615137
8 months ago
I am not entirely sure why we're assuming that instruments crafted for sentient ponies would be made to scale with instruments crafted for humans.
Anonymous
#615138
8 months ago
Yea blow job if you're a fucking midget
MrWrann
#615139
8 months ago
Didn't someone measure them with apples and get around 4 feet. Also Octavia plays something in size of a double bass according to the apple size chart. The problem is that her instrument is not clearly a cello or double bass
The_Baron
#615140
8 months ago
perhaps it wasn't a cello? I know it's an old debate but still, what if...
OHMURR
#615142
8 months ago
this also consistent with the pony vs cow scale someone posted earlier
Anonymous
#615151
8 months ago
No, Ohmurr, this is not consistent with the cow scale, which concluded the average pony is over three feet (roughly a meter) while standing on all four hooves, measured at the top of the head. The cow scale is consistent with the apple scale, however (check tags cow_scale & apple_scale to see).
Anonymous
#615152
8 months ago
The apple and cow scales both put ponies around 3 to 4 feet tall, this scale puts them around 2 feet.
Jackarunda
#615154
8 months ago
They look awful short
I'm going to assume you know it was a cello and not a bass because you're just musical like that and I'm not
FeralSocks018
#615161
8 months ago
I'm alright with this assessment.
Lockstep
#615168
8 months ago
I'd give 'em a few inches--average 2.7-3.0 on all fours--but that's a pretty reasonable proportion you've made.
JP
#615171
8 months ago
Just the right size to be hugged and the foals can be cradled in your arms.
beast0r
#615172
8 months ago
It could just be that the instrument is created to the size of the ponies. Thus... the measurements could mean squat. :x Tho I do commend whoever did it on their effort.
FRiNKEL
#615200
8 months ago
I thought someone on Youtube proved it was a double bass.
OHMURR
#615202
8 months ago
oups, i mustve misjudged the cow scale

the upper limit isnt bad though
Vree
#615333
8 months ago
^^here
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/ponies-still-wondering-cello-or-double.html
Dale
#615449
8 months ago
If it's a a double bass instead of a cello, it works out to match the apple scale almost perfectly. Given all that, I think what the analysis *actually* proves is that Octavia plays Double Bass.
Karazor
#615634
8 months ago
I did scalings a while back, comparing Applejack to the cattle in Applebuck Season and Fluttershy to the birds in the pilot, and got a fairly consistent 3' 6", or a bit over a meter.
Anonymous
#615644
8 months ago
IT'S A CARTOON SHOW...
Joanie
#615664
8 months ago
^ Really? I thought it was a documentary!
Anonymous
#615673
8 months ago
I like this sizing, just enough to carry and cuddle.

But what gets me is that this person says cello, but even in silhouette I can tell that that is a double bass.
Scootsmod
#616601
8 months ago
The average obtained from different sources has been slightly over three feet for the adults while in all four. Regardless of what is usually used to get measurements. However, there is a huge flaw here.

The use of a manufactured object.

Manufactured objects can vary greatly in size, specially depending on who makes them. You can't assume a culture that has nothing to do with humans would manufacture objects to human proportions.

Animals and nature are better sources of reference. Even if they still won't be perfect.
MetalHooves
#616627
8 months ago
I'm obligated to disagree because I wrote like 20 stories in which they are taller, just enough so to be the appropriate size to be considered a human female analogue by the average human male; in short, I believe that most ponies would be approximately 5 to 5.5 feet when standing on two legs.

Because FUCK YOU.
Lancer
#616850
8 months ago
I like the "three feet/One meter" as a general "big enough to buck a dwarf apple tree" height, but I'm still going to call the instrument a "cello" because it takes less time to type than "double bass".
There is no law requiring I be making sense here.
nemryn
#616864
8 months ago
It's a double cello.
Anonymous
#618065
8 months ago
This is kinda a derp. Remember that video EqD finally posted, 'Addressing an issue: Cello or Doghouse'? They found that the 'Cello' is the right size for a Double Bass. She plays it like a Double Bass. This entire thing is based on the assumption that it is a cello. And that is why the entire thing is wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st9CxveZieg
The Double Bass is about 6 feet tall. So this is a load of manure.
Anonymous
#637480
8 months ago
If it is a Double Bass, and precisely 6 feet tall, then lets go through the same math again, since proportions are right.

A 264:335 ratio would make her 4.73 feet on hind legs. This becomes 3.78 feet on all fours with the 502:628 ratio for all fours. + or - 10%, this is an average height of 3.40 to 4.16 feet on all fours.

Sad part is, the first Anonymous, #615130, is right about the blowjob height either way... it's just that the image would make them stand on hind legs to do it, while my math here makes all fours the perfect height.
Doctor_Whooves
#637509
8 months ago
Probably a Bass Violin. Cello ancestor, but somewhat larger and usually tuned the same (or sometimes a step lower).

As far as the blowjob stuff goes... seriously? Why stand up for that, anyway. I'm sure Ponyville must have a motel or something where you could use a bed. Height doesn't matter as much when you're both horizontal, lol.
Prismwind
#650785
8 months ago
True, but there's nothing bad about just heading into some bushes after a few hard apple ciders and having a quick screw either. :)
animeotaku234
#664224
8 months ago
plus your forgetting, that humans dont exist within the show- (well cannon wise anyways) fancannon? thats different,