>you are anon
>you have been living in hollow shades for quite a while
>after all the times you helped/contributed to the bat ponies, you gain their loyalty
>you decide to take their loyalty to the next level
>you want to become a glorious ruler with minions
>you gather all the bat ponies to hallow shades
>you do a powerful and isnpirational speech on how you and your soon to become minions can rule equestria
>they are convinced
>you dress up in dark grey with huge ass bat like wings with a mango covering your whole head
>you and your minions attack at dusk
>it is now dusk and you climb to the highest tree in hollow shades as you yesll
RIDE MY MINIONS RISE!!
>your minions fly together in a large spiral spinning around you, rising to the sky as they head to ponyville
>you have to start small
>as your minions deploy into conquering ponyville, someone is up to witness this happening
>luna watches it through a telescope and realizes the figure with the mango head is you and she reports what she sees to the royal gaurds so her bat ponies won't do anything even more stupid
>you and your minions land into ponyville ready to annex the town so you can control it and move into canterlot keeping ponyville in a state of bat pony occupation
>you keep 1/3 of you minion army in ponyville for you need to take down canterlot and rule it on your own, no loose ends
>then it happened, the royal gaurds stop your army in its tracks just a few steps away into canterlot
>the royal gaurds form a blockade around you and your minions
>you did plan this kind of scenario with your minions
>you say the code word
rotten mango
>you put in some earplugs for shit is about to happen
your minons make he loudest screeching where it can be heard from the ever free forest
>the royal gaurds fall onto the gorunds in agony for they have become deaf
UNTIL
>that purple bitch with the wings ou always hear about comes in with her friends and uses that elements of harmony shit on you
>the 6 pones are forming this huge beam of light that is about obliterate you and half of your minions
>you have to act fast
>you pick up a rock and throw it at the purple alicorn's face
headshot
>she falls to the ground knocked out and her friends freak out and checking if she is breathing
>you yell while raising your fist
UNTIL NEXT TIME PRINCESS MINIONS CARRY ME TO THE LAIR!!
>your minions pick you up and fly you to the lair while all of them are snickering from what you just did to that princess.
>kekekekekekekeke into the darkness
>you are anon AKA the ripened mango
>your costume is a dark gray spandex suit with a mango helmet 
>your bat ponies wear matching jumpsuits designed by rarity to resemble colors of a mango
>you and your minions devise a plan to kidnap princess candance or whatever that pink bitches name is for ransom money
>this trip will take alot of bat power to succeed.
>you drive your giant mango to the crystal empire during the night
>Mosina was the navigator for this mission
>as you arrive in the crytal empire, you must think of a way to get in undetected
>your minions aren't really the sneaky type
>you decide fuck it and have them all to an atomic screech and grab the princess
>first step of the plan: crash the mango ship into cadences bedroom
>second step: minions do atomic screech making the gaurds deaf but you cover cadences ears as this goes
>third step: tie her up and get outta there
>but what if she uses her magic or use her wings to escape?
>luckily you have a potion that gives her those crystal herpes shining armor had during the revival of the crystal empire.
>last step: bring her back to a remote location in giant mango with minions and send Celestia a scroll saying 
>give us 100,000,000 bits or the pink alicorn bitch dies
>you arrive in the mango
>you bring your new "guest" to the pit
>the pit is the prison block of the mango located in the center
>you have to punish your minions sometimes if they act up
>to scare Celestia, you and your minions devise another plan to send Cadences "wing"
>luckily you have the right bat for the job 
>Bat Ross who is a skilled craftsman and one of your minions
>bat ross has a dark gray coat with a black smallish afro with a light grey streaked beard
>he crafts the fake wing along dabbing some fake blood at the end to make it authentic
>this will get you your bits for sure
>the "wing" is finished and you attach a note to the package saying
>"we are serious, you have 2 days to give us the bits or she dies"
meanwhile in celestia's castle
>Celestia is fearful about what's going to happen to Cadence.
>she recieves the package along with the note
>she is trembling and almost puked and she has to give in and give you the bits
>she knows about your bat ponies abilities
>she knows what you did to twilight which she thought was barbarish
>she's now going to the royal vault counting out ALL the 100,000,000 bits you requested with luna to help her
back at the mango
>Cadence is struggling to escape but her wings are tied up and her horn has those black crystal herpes
>you decide to leave cadence with Speck and Echo, your 2 most trusted minions
alright you two i'm going to take a nap for 2 hours or whatever, watch over our captive and make sure she doesn't escape. If she does i'll bring out the paddle of wrath 
>we promise we'll watch her anon kekekekekekeke
>as you are napping, you have a strange vivid dream
>You are in a large tub with echo
>echo begins to suck your di-
>ANON WAKE UP!
>you ar enow fanny flusteres and yelling at your minion why she woke you up
>anon the prisoner has escaped
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>you rush to the pit and wondering what the hell happened
>you find echo and speck snickering loudlly in the corner
what the hell happened you two? I left you for like 2 hours and this happens?
>speck says while trying not to snicker
>anon relax we let her go
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>well echo and I gave her a makeover which will humiliate her
I just lost 100,000,000 bits becaus eof you two!! That was going to be our budget for more gadgets!
>Well anon in compensation of what just happened we cut off one of her wings then let her go find her own way home
OH YOU SILLY BATS! HOW ABOUT WE GET SOME ICE CREAM AFTER I give you a paddling with the wrath of a thousand suns 
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