>Day why is there a bat pony wrapped in a blanket on your desk
>she looks like a humorous burrito
>and she seems to be sleeping
>and an idea brews within your depraved little mind
>you tiptoe to your kitchen and fetch your extra strong duct tape
>you use your ninja skills to quickly wrap a few bands around the thing before it stirs awake
"... Huh? What's the big idea?"
>you grin like a maniac
>"sexual molestation my darling bat pny, sexual molestation"
>she gasps and you take this chance and insert your erect member into her mouth
>there is a satisfying look of shock on her face
>that is untill she bites down
>hard
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>oh god it hurts
>you start tugging at the burrito
>damn thing has got you good
>panic is starting to set in
>you try to pry her mouth open as she glares daggers at you and you hold back tears
>it hurts so bad
>damn she is not letting go
>in pure desperation you grab the nearest object you get your hands on and start bashing her
>for reasons it's a soft squeaky hammer
>you continue yelling and bashing the glaring batburrito with the hammer, which is not very effective
>squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak
>"LET GO OF MY PENIS!"
>you quickly try slammign her agianst the wall by swinging your hips
>nope, still holding on
>There is a knock on your door and Luna trots in
"Anonymous we had somethign we needed to discuss with y..."
>she notices your predicament
>"Uhhh hi Luna I was just umm"
>...
>"Yeah I've got nothing"
>Luna just stares at you in shock as you feel the batpony sinking its teehts deeper into yoru flesh
>a single tear rolls down your cheek
>goodbye sweet life in Canterlot