>"Hey Anon hey Anon"
>You turn around as you heard Fairylights calling out to you, and find HB and FL behind you
>For some reason HB is snickering while glancing between FL and you
>"Hey Anon Heartbeat told me you have a ghost in your pants"
>Hb almost bursts into laughter but manages to hold it in
>"Can you take off your pants and let me see?"
>Now HB has to hold her mouth with her hooves to keep from laughing out loud
>You put the ladle down and stop stirring the pasta sauce
"Fairylights I don't have a ghost in my pants"
>Fairylights brow furrows
>"That's exactly what Heartbeat said you'd say, you want to keep the ghost all to yourself!"
>Suddenly Fairylights dives at your pants and manages to undo your fly and button
>Heartbeat breaks into laughter as you grab your pants to keep them up while Fairylights keeps trying to yank them down
>Suddenly another pony walks in into the kitchen
>"Hi Anon, it's me the child protection agency pony, just coming over to check if..."
>She freezes as she finds you holding onto your pants as Fairylights tugs on them and yells at you to let her see it and Heartbeat rolls all over the floor while laughing
>"...you're going to jail."
"HEARTBEAT!"