>You are a young Aux Tism enjoying recess at school.
>Wandering around aimlessly you spot a group of colts standing in a circle looking like they’re having a good time.
>Hearing their kee’s of laughter you wonder what could be so hilarious and decide to approach them. 
>You stand at the edge of their little circle as one of them speaks.
>”Uh…How about… Princess Breastia!”
>The colts begin snickering and one falls to the ground keeing and clutching his stomach.
>”W-Wow…Keekeekee that was a good one Keekee… Don’t forget her sister…princess…BALOONA.”
>Keeing intensifies as snot shoots out of their noses.
>You take a step back in shock at hearing such naughtiness.
“G..Guys what if one of the teachers hears you saying such bad words?” you whimper looking wearily around for any form of authority.
“Aux you’re so lame” one of the colts says.
“Yeah Aux never likes to have any fun… He’s such a goody goody teacher’s pet.”
>The colts all kee and nod in agreement. 
“No I’m not!” you snap back trying to defend your pride.
>”Then let’s see you try one” challenges another colt.
>You freeze thinking of how much trouble you might get in if someone caught you saying such words and told your parents.
“Uhhhh…Uhhh… Princess Twilight Mangopants! You yell and begin to giggle.
>The colts stare back at you in boredom.
>”See I told you he was lame” a colt says smirking at you.
“Yeah just leave Aux you’re no fun just leave” they say turning away from you.
>You lower your head down in sadness at being rejected from the group when idea pops in your mind.
“Princess Molestia sodomises fillys!” you shout gleefully.
>The colts look back at you and slowly begin to snicker when suddenly their faces go pale in shock.
>”Aux Tism! Such foul disrespectful language!”
>You turn around to see your teacher with an angry, stern expression on her face just in time to feel her grab your ear tuft and start pulling you back towards the school.
“Owowowowowowowow! That hurts!” You snivel and cry as the teacher yanks on your ear.
>”You’re in big trouble young colt. Recess is over for you and I’m phoning your parents to tell them you have a week of detention for using bad language, I’m certain they will not be impressed with you.” 
>You glance back to see the colts pointing and laughing at you as you head into the schoolhouse in shame.