Arrhythmia request fulfilled. A bit fanservicey. It's hard to give OCs a personality but I tried. 

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“Heeeechoooh!” Came a sneeze from your kitchen. There was only one person… Err, pony that it could be. Arrhythmia, or Mia for short, who you had recently agreed to let stay with you in your house by the Everfree Forest. Mia was a bat pony, which meant that she had leathery bat wings where a pegasus had feathered ones, had pointed ears, and fangs. 

Bat ponies were uncommon in Equestria, and as such, some ponies feared or even hated them. Which was probably why she got along so well with you, a human, a complete alien to this world. You walked into the kitchen. “Bless you!”

Mia just stood there, her back to you. Slowly, her head tilted backwards, her reddish pink hair falling across her face. She raised one of her front hooves, which was wearing one of her traditional black socks, and began fanning the air in front of her. “Huh… HUHH… Huhuhh!”

“HheehCHOOOOHH!” Mia sneezed again, bigger than the first. Despite being a bat pony, one other thing set Mia apart from all of the other ponies you had met: she had an absolutely enormous rump. She bent forwards ever so slightly as she sneezed, but even that small motion caused her butt cheeks to jiggle. You couldn’t help but gawk at her.

“Bless you…” You finally managed to look away from Arrhythmia’s backside. Thankfully, you had managed to do so before she turned around. Not that Mia minded when she caught you staring, but she had been awfully flirty with you over the past few days, and you were trying to take things slow with her, for various reasons. 

“Th-thanks.” Mia said. It was obvious from the amount of concentration she was applying to rubbing her nose that it still tickled. You had spent most of your life secretly observing the female sneeze, and the majority of that information carried over from female humans to female ponies.

“Something bothering you?” You asked, as innocently as possible.

“Yeah my nuhh… nose, it ti-ti-“ Mia stopped, as one of her orange eyes squeezed shut. Her mouth fell open, and you could see her long, forked tongue curling within it. “Huuh… HUH!”

“HiieeettTCHHHOOOOOH!” Mia’s head and neck flew forwards as she sneezed, and her back arched, her hips pushing slightly upwards. 

A devilish thought crossed your mind. It was pretty rare, but back when you were on Earth, your favorite sneezes had been those giant, exaggerated ones that caused the sneezer to bend double. Mia had pretty large sneezes that made her bend down a bit. A pony couldn’t exactly bend double, but perhaps a big enough sneeze would bend Mia so far forwards that there was no practical difference.

Your cheeks must have been flushed, or something, because when you snapped out of your fantasy, Mia winked at you, her tongue flickering out of her mouth as she grinned. “What’cha thinking about?”

If your cheeks weren’t flushed before, they definitely were now. Luckily, Arrhythmia’s nose saved you from having to explain yourself. Her eyes squeezed shut, a tear sliding over her a bulge in her cheek that had to be her tongue. “Huh! HUH-UHH…”

“HiiiiiRREEEESSHHOOOooooohh!” Mia exploded, the bigger sneeze bending her forwards just far enough for you to not lose hope in your theory. She stood up, rubbing at her nose. “Whew! Bless me. I think I’m duhh… done.”

Arrhythmia’s manner of speaking suggested otherwise. However, she sniffled a few times, and as far as you could tell, she wasn’t building up to another sneeze. 

“Do you usually sneeze that much?” You asked. If she wasn’t going to sneeze any more, the second best thing was getting her to talk about it.

“No, normally wuhh… one is enough to do it for me.” Mia replied, still sniffling. “Ughhh… I muhh… might still huh-hafta…”

“Huhh… HUH…” Mia began, her head tilting back as a sneezy look crossed her face. And just like that, it was gone again. “Huhh… Ohh… Ugh. False alarm.”

“Damn, my nuhh-nose is so itchy for suhhumm reason.” Mia said breathily, still rubbing at her nostrils and sniffling regularly. 

“Do you have allergies?” You asked, trying not to let your excitement show on your face.

“N-nuh-not that I Uhh… Huhh… HUHUH… Heeeeschhooooo!” Mia sneezed. “Finally. Not that I know of.”

“Well, it’s possible that you…” You began, but Mia held up a hoof, cutting you off.

“Wuhh-huh… HUH… ONESUHHECC!” Mia gasped out the last word, her hoof fanning in front of her face as she gasped for air. “HUH! UHH! HUHH!”

“KKKEERRRRCHHEEEEEEWWWW!!” Mia’s sneeze was huge, and girlier than you had heard from her so far. Her butt bounced as she bent halfway over. “Ohh, my. Sorry.”

“Bless you. Well, it’s possible that you’re allergic to something outside.” You said, hesitantly. As much as you wanted Mia to keep sneezing, you did feel sorry for her, and it would be cruel not to try and help her when she was clearly suffering. “Let me close the window and see if that helps.”

You moved behind Mia to do so, and she began to build up to another sneeze. As she drew in hitching breaths, her head bobbed, and from your current vantage point you could see that the motion caused her ass to jiggle a little. Of course, it was nothing compared to the jiggling that it did when she sneezed. “Heeeeetchhooooiiiieee!” 

You closed the window. Or, at least, you almost closed it, leaving a tiny crack. You couldn’t help yourself. If Mia truly did have allergies, you wanted at least a little pollen to get in. 

Mia sniffled repeatedly. “Whew… That muh-might have worked…”

“Mia, I think you do have allergies.” You stated. “Why don’t I run into town and get you some medication?”

“I’ll cuhh… Come too.” Arrhythmia responded, rubbing at her nose. You thought this might happen. Mia was a little bit possessive of you.

“Are you sure that it’s a good idea?” You asked. You wanted her to come outside, of course, but you definitely didn’t want to be the one to suggest it.

“Yeah, juh-HUH-hust let me b-blow my nuhh… nose…” Mia walked over to a tissue box that you had on a bookshelf.

Thinking quickly, you spoke up, walking towards the door. “Stay inside for one second. I think I might have something outside that may help you.”

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You blew your nose, leaving Anon to his devices. A few seconds after he shut the door, a tickle surged through your nose, destroying any doubts you had that this was allergies after all. Your thoughts grew cloudy as the sneeze built. “Huhh… HUHUH… HeeeeeTTSCHHOOOOOH!”

Honestly, you didn’t know how you were going to survive out there. Perhaps your allergies would be less severe the farther you got from the forest? You briefly considered taking Anon up on his offer and staying home, but a pang of jealously shot through your heart. You liked Anon, a lot, and it seemed he liked you too, but until you were sure, you needed to stay by his side.

Plus, at this point, you had already been stubborn towards him, so backing down was out of the question. You blew your nose again, and the tickle seemed to disappear. Just then, the door opened again, ruining that brief moment of respite. “Huh… UHH! HUH! HHEEECHHOOOOHH!”

Anon was holding… something. It was white, and appeared to be a plastic sheet. He put it over your head, lining up your eyes with two holes. “There. Now the pollen can’t get in.”

“I duhh.. Don’t think it will work like that.” You said. Anon had been acting a bit weird ever since this morning. “Plus, I will luhh-look ridiculous if I wear this out.”

“I guess you have a point.” Anon said, dejectedly. He opened the door, throwing the sheet through it. You began preemptively rubbing your nose. “Oh well, I tried. Let’s go.”

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“Huhh… Uhh… HUH…” Mia gasped. The two of you were only a few yards from the door, but she was already sneezing. Her hoof fanned in front of her face. “HUUHUH!”

“HhheeeHHCHOOOOH!” Mia sneezed. Unfortunately, she was walking slightly behind you, which made catching a peek of her glorious bottom difficult. But you saw her bend forwards out of the corner of your eye, and you imagined it wiggling nevertheless. “Huhh… HUHH…”

“HUH!” Mia hitched. You turned around to face her. No way were you going to miss out on this many sneezes. Her mouth was gaping open, and you could see her snake-like tongue curled within her mouth. “KEEECHHOOOH!”

“Are you sure you want do do this?” You asked. “We aren’t very far yet.”

“I guhh-got this.” Mia said. “Don’t wuhh… Wuh-huh… Huhh! WORRY! About me… HuuhUHH…”

You continued forwards, with Mia rubbing vigorously at her nose. Despite her efforts, you could see her head beginning to tilt back, and her jaw dropping open. “Huhh… Uhh! Ho…”

“Uhhuhh…” You could hear Mia hitching from behind you. “HHUH! Haa…”

She seemed to be holding her sneezes back for some reason. Well, what the hell. It’s not like she was going to suspect anything if you were direct about it. “Any particular reason you’re holding your sneezes in?”

“HUHH… I huh… D-duhh… Don’t like snuhh… SNUHH… SNUHH!-ahh! Sneezing in front of uhh-other ponies.” Mia managed, still rubbing her nose.

“So since I’m human, I’m fine?” You asked, jokingly.

“Huhh… That’s NUHH… Not…” She replied. “You know HUHH… Whuuhuhh… HUHH…”

“HUHH! HUHH!” Mia gasped, desperately. You turned around and reached above her hoof, pinching her nostrils together between your thumb and your forefinger. “HUHHOHH! Whew… Thadks.”

You didn’t know why you helped her out, but since she was going along with it… You definitely couldn’t turn down an opportunity to have your hands all over her sneezy nose. Plus, you could always stop if you wanted to see her sneeze again. You left your fingers in place, rubbing at her nostrils.

“That’s actually really… huh… helping.” Mia said. She winked at you, and stuck her tongue out. However, the wink turned into squinted eyes, and the protruding tongue flickered and was sucked back inside where it curled in her cheek. “HUH… UHH…”

You worked her nostrils with your fingers, and it seemed to have an effect, as Mia’s head lowered. The two of you were getting a few strange looks from passersby, but you didn’t really care if she didn’t. Plus, you were almost to the drug store.

“Wuhh… once we guh-get inside… HUH… UHH… OHH…” It seemed like Mia was on the verge of a sneeze, despite your help. “I’m gonna go into the Uhhh… The buhh-bathroom and suhhSUHHSNEEZE! Uhh… my head off…”

“Have fun with that.” You said. It was really too bad that you wouldn’t be there for such an event. The two of you ascended the stairs, Mia’s nostrils quivering from behind the protection of your fingers. She wiggled free of your hand, and darted off towards the restrooms as you began your search of allergy medicine. 

You picked up a few and looked at them, trying to decide whether you should get the least effective or the most effective. Ah well, they were all the same anyhow. You were about to pick one up when you heard the sound of hooves galloping towards you, and turned your head to see Mia, who lifted a hoof and began rubbing at her nose. “Huh! HUHH…”

“HUHH! UHHUHH!” Through her pre-sneeze squinting and allergic tears, Mia managed to lock eyes with you. Her eyes pleaded with you, and although you wanted to see her sneeze again, it would have to wait. You moved over to her, pinching her nose hard. “HUHUHH! HUHH! Huhh… Hoh… Cluhh… Close one…”

“Bathroom’s… Uhh… Luhhocked…” Mia said. Her eyelashes fluttered shut and her mouth opened, revealing her curling tongue. You massaged her nostrils. “UHH… HUHH! HUHHUHH! Huuuh… Th-thadks.”

“Sorry to hear that.” You said, although you weren’t sorry at all. With your help, Mia had been holding back for almost fifteen minutes now! You redoubled your efforts, vowing to let this sneeze build as much as possible. With your free hand, you grabbed a random bottle of allergy medicine. “Ok, let’s go.”

As you paid, Mia’s nose seemed oddly complacent. Perhaps you were doing a good job at keeping the tickle manageable. Or, perhaps it was just the air filters in this building keeping the pollen levels down. As you stepped outside, Mia’s eyes widened and her nostrils began writhing, confirming your second hypothesis.

“Uhh… HUHH… Suhh… So t-tickly…” Mia complained. “UHH… huhHUHH… Ughh…”

“I’m surprised you made it this long.” You said. Mia beamed, if you could call it that. There was a quick glimmer of her white pointed teeth, but then her mouth returned to the wide-open position that was just begging for a sneeze to rush out of it. 

“I’m Uhhh… a stuhh.. Stuhh… STUUHUUH… Stubborn one… Uhh…” Mia managed. The two of you were now completely outside of town. “Okay, yuhh… You can… Lemme…UHH…”

“Oh, but we’re not that far from my house.” You said, still rubbing at her itchy nose. “Why don’t I help you hold it in until then?”

“Nuhh.. No! I HUHH… HUH! HUHHUH!” Mia hitched. Her head tilted back, and her eyes squinted shut. “UHH! LEGGO! I HUHH! HAFTA!”

You persisted, defiantly. Mia seemed determined to defy you as well, as she began sniffing greedily between her hitching breaths, trying to drive herself over the edge despite your help. You wouldn’t lose.

“UHH-Anon… HUHH! *SNIFF* UHH!” Mia’s face contorted into what you assumed was supposed to be a smirk. “I’M GUHH-HUHH! GONNA! UHH! HUHUHH!”

You leaned in close to one of Arrhythmia’s large pointed ears. You whispered into it. “Don’t sneeze…”

“UHH! UHHUHH! HUHUHHHOOooooh…” Mia moaned, her sneeze slipping away. “Uhh… Unfair…”

The two of you rounded the corner, and your house came into view. Mia wriggled from your grasp and galloped towards your door, her head beginning to tilt back. And that was when she trigged your trap.

Earlier, when you had been outside, you had placed a stockpile of ragweed and oak pollen on your roof. You had rigged a nearly invisible piece of twine so that when disturbed, it would bring down a precariously balancing branch. From your vantage point, you could see the branch fall, sliding down onto your roof, and pushing the motherlode of pollen directly onto Mia’s head. You hurried over to her.

“Uhh… HUH… HHUH!” Mia began, her eyes squeezing shut. Her face was covered with grains of sticky yellow pollen. She sniffled, drawing some of them inside her widened nostrils. “HUHHUH! UHHUHUHH!”

“HUHHUHH!” Mia hitched. It seemed like she was having trouble drawing in enough air to get this sneeze out. You quivered with anticipation. Mia’s tongue was curled within her cheek, and her jaw was completely slack. Her head tilted back even farther until her nose was pointed straight up, and the midday sun shone directly into her squinted eyes. This was the catalyst that pushed her over the edge. “HUUHHUUHHUUHHHUH!!”

“KKKKKEEEEEEERRRRRTTTTTIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEECHHAAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!” Arrhythmia bellowed out a tremendous sneeze, and as she did, her head and shoulders flew forwards until her nose touched the ground. Her back arched, and her oversized rear was catapulted upwards, its cheeks jiggling for what seemed like a full minute. Mia stood back up. “Cuhh.. Can we go inside n-now?”

“Oh. Yeah.” You said, sighing to yourself. You resolved to stay with Mia and one day tell her about your fetish, lest you never witness something that wonderful again.

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