> be Anon
> be searching for roommate
> only one pony answers the add
> day of interveiw arrives
> guy doesn't knock
> just barges right in
> getaloadofthisfaggot.jpg
> he just sprawls out on your couch
okay and you are?
>"why I'm the poor guy that has to answer an add for a roomate."
> you already hate this guy
> straight black, Pegasus
> if this was on 4chan he would be the guy that would claim to be desensitized by /b/
> be careful, this guy just screams edgy
> better not cut yourself
what's your name?
> "why, I am Alukardian."
>"I took a break from bangin my three girlfriends to answer this stupid add."
Yeah and I bet you're trained in guerilla warfare as well.
> did you just say that out loud.
> shit, this guy may be a douche but you need him to pay have the rent.
>"Did you just question me!"
>"I will have you know that I am more powerful than Celestia!
> is this faggot serious
Fine, I believe you. 
How will you pay your half of the rent?
>"I have my ways"
> great
> fuckin great
Okay.....
When can move in
>" Why, right now."
> (poof)
>" I will be taking this room here"
>Of course it had to be your room
> Wait he's a pegasus
> How did he use magic?
> that's some bullshit
>Oh well better move in to the other bedroom
> A shitty room is better than no room.