>"come on anon! she squeaks, lets go look again!"
ok, let me get my shoes on.
>"they might be ready today!"
>you and this tiny batpone have been going out to the garden every evening to check on the strawberries. as the two of you walk out the door to the backyard, she flies ahead of you puffing her chest out.
>"them damn birds better not be eating all the ripe ones. "
>turns out they just ate the last ripe strawberry
>The batpony just stares, mouth agape and the sight of what she was looking forward to all day, being relentlessly ripped and chewed to pieces by the rouge birds
>You only blinked for a second, but in that time span, all of the birds feasting on the strawberries had ended up laying on the ground, feathers and blood carpeting the once beautiful walkway beneath you
E-echo...
>You look up into her now enraged eyes and feel an impulsive shutter wash over you
>before you could flinch, you were knocked down on your hands and knees, tears welling up in your eyes and you felt something prodding against your now exposed ass.
No...not like this. Why, Echo?
>The batpone says nothing, and instead drives its horse cock sized bat cock all the way into you, hilting in one thrust
>your insides were torn so much, blood began gushing out of your gaping hole
>You feel the cock come out, and your consciousness fading
>you look back before darkness consumes you to find Echo, that nigga tonging your anus

---

>"Hey, Anon."
"What?"
>"Keekee... Drink this tea...!"
"No."
>"Drink it!"
"No, Echo. I'm not drinking your sleeping-pill laced tea."
>"Okay."
...
"Ow! What the fuck? Is that a needle?"
>"Yes. It was the tea or this. Keekeekee..."
"Echo, what the fuck? What the actual fuck."
>"Shhh, just sleep, now."
"...Guh, ugh."
>"I smell a snack!"
"...Fuck you, Echo..."
>"Keekeekee..."

---

>"Anon?"
"Ugh, what?"
>"Play with me."
"No, Echo. I'm still mad at what you did last week."
>"Play with me!"
"...I have to finish this essa--"
>"Plaaay with meee!"
"Augh! Get off my head!"
>"Anoooon~"
"Okay, okay! What do you want to do?!"
>"Rock, paper, scissors."
"...Really?"
>"Mmhmm."
"Fine. Rock, paper, scissors!"
>"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"Hah! My superior hands beat hoof--paper, bitch!"
>"No, this is scissors."
"Wait, but ponies ca--is that a rag? What the fu--"
>"Shhhh... shhh...."
"Mmmfh! Mfwfhghgh!"
>"Ohoo, Anon, you're so silly!"
"Nngh... Fwmmk rryu, ehko..."
>"Keekeekee..."

---

>You are Anonymous
>And right now, you're running for your life
>"You can't hide forever, Anon!"
>Fucking Echo
>Estrus hit her hard this season
>Now, in addition to wanting the D, she also wants the B
>As in, blood
>Wow, that was bad
>Now, where were you? Ah, yes-the bathroom
>Good thing, too, because you're about ready to shit yourself out of terror
>"C'mon, Anon! It'll be over quick, and then we can have some fun!"
>Any other time, you would have been okay with this. However, estrus has a funny way of turning a good time into bullshit rather quickly
>And that's without a pony sinking her fangs into your neck, trying to drain your blood for sustenance
>At least you're safe, in the bathroom with the locked door
>Wait, that door is locked, right?
>*Click!*
>"Well, that makes things easier."
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>You're dead
>On the plus side, you don't have to take a shit anymore

>You wake up several days later, in the hospital, with Nurse Redheart standing over you
"What happened?"
>"You gave Echo the dick, and she drank your blood. You're lucky it didn't kill you. Also, if the stain in your trousers is any indication, you have explosive diarrhea."
>Fucking estrus

---

>You wipe the sweat from your head as you finally get home.
>You smile cheerfully as you can now take a nap after having to endure the hard labor of picking apples for 10 hours.
>It's tough, but there's no other job in Ponyville for you.
>You open the door and find that Echo is sitting down one foot away from you, with an adorable grin that takes up half of her face.
>She looks up, and flies up to your face.
>"Anon! You'll never guess what happened today!"
>You pat her head and walk inside.
What happened?
>Echo proceeds to dig into her pockets to pull out...
>A rat.
>"I caught it myself!"
>She drops to the floor, staring at it as if it was an important treasure.
Um, is there anything special about it, or...
>"It's the first thing I ever caught!"
>She digs her fangs into it, getting blood all over the carpets and walls.
Echo!
>She looks up, ears flattened.
>"Sorry."
>She brings the rat to your face, grinning again.
>"Did you want some?"
>You turn and walk to your bedroom, facepalming the whole way.
>Echo continues to happily eat/drink the rat while you go to sleep.

---

>Be Echo
>You are trying to enjoy your apple
>Suddenly, Anon walks up beside you
>"Hey, Echo."
"What do you want, Anon?!"
>"I look like a hush puppy."
>He rolls onto the back next to you and tucks his arms and legs into his shirt
>Anon looks up at you from the ground and calls out again
>"Echo. Hey!"
>You shout at the irritating Anon
"I'm enjoying a treat, Anon!"
>Anon makes you so mad sometimes

---

>Boom
>You quickly sit up in your bed
>Boom
>What the fuck is that sound
>You get out of your bed and quickly rush to the window
>It's Pinkie
>Shooting her party cannon right at house
>Boom boom
>Oh fuck this
>You quickly get dressed and walk downstairs
>You see Echo cowering under the table
>Oh god, she isn't scared of the cannon is she?
"What's wrong Echo?"
>"I'm scared..."
>God damn it
"I'll go deal with it..."
>You head for the door
>The booms are increasing in volume
>As you reach the door, you hear an ear raping boom
>The door flies right in to your face at the speed of light
>You are sent flying through the air and into the window at the other side of the room.
>Crash
>You land on the glass outside your house
>You inspect your hands to see if you got any cuts, only to notice that it isn't glass at all
>The shards of glass are actually shards of broken dreams
>You look into the house to see Pinkie blasting the cannon in the house, scaring the shit out of Echo
>Quickly, you pick up a piece of a broken dream and throw is at Pinkie
>Right as it hits her, she bursts into tears
>You jump through the broken window, pick her up and throw her out the front door
>"Th-thanks Anon..."
>It was Echo who said that
"Whatever"
>Fucking Echo and her fear of loud booms
>Fucking wuss
>You head to bed, having just dealt with enough bullshit

---

>You finally arrive back at your house after a boring day of work.
>You walk into the kitchen to have a snack.
>There better be at least one orange in there...
>As you open the fridge, you find two oranges.
>Nice...
>You grab the oranges, an-
>"Hi Anon!"
AH!
>You fall to the floor and drop your food.
>The fruits proceed to explode from the mild impact with the ground.
>You go to your bedroom and slam the door closed while Echo rolls around in the juices on the floor.
>Fucking bat pony.


---

>you knowing how dangreous the everfree forest is you prepare properly you have a compass water and a worthy blade 
>echo looks up at you and asks what thats for
were going into the forest right im going prepared this time
whaddya mean this time anon 
>you throw your bag on your back and tell echo that its nothing
>except it isnt, you hate that forest with all your might and you hate to rember why 
damn spriggan man
>echo looks up at you with a worried expression 
is- is that the thing that gave you that scar across your back
>you do your best to look like a badass by stopping and looking off into the distant sky
>echo raises an eyebrow and continues walking 
>you follow along
>reaching the edge of the forest you stop and ask echo if she is ready to enter
>she says in a gruff voice
i was born ready.
>you both share a quick laugh
>you step through the taller grass and begin your search 
>you both agreed that echo would search high and you would go low
>you tell echo not to get too far away and you would hate to lose her
aww that's so sweet anon
>you giver her a GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED look
>she gets the memo and you return your endless search

---

>You did it now
>You so did it now
>Midnight's eyes are nothing but rage
>She looks ready to kill
>You bet she is
>Midnight walks closer
>Each step agonizing slow
>She stops right in front of you
>SMACK
>You are down
>That smack left you wrecked
>You feel paralyzed, but are not unconscious
>Your eye lids are closed
>You can only hear
>Only hear Midnight
>"Are you ready Echo?"
>"Yes."
>You hear a door close
>...
>Faintly, you hear moans being screamed
>But god damn you're tired
>Might as well get some rest

---

> Be Batpony named Echo.
> Princess Luna assigned me as a partner to Anon the hoo-man.
> He is pretty weird, like a mixture between a hairless diamond dog and a bald monkey.
> He's nice enough, though.
> He also has a cute snout, it's pretty different from that of a pony, but it's also fleshy and soft.
> I like to press it.
> He says it annoys him sometimes.
> Sometimes it makes him sneeze.
> So i just boop it and bounce away.
> He reached me once, though. But he just hugged me.
> I still try to escape, because it's fun.
> But i also like it when he hugs me. His hugs are the best. He's not as warm or as soft as a pony, but he's so much bigger than me, it feels like a blanket.

---

>"The phantom. Exterior like fish eggs, interior like suicide rish rice."
>Echo is bouncing up and down on your bed behind you while you're on your computer.
>"I could exercise you, this could be your physED."
>You turn around, annoyed.
"Echo, stop rapping and bouncing on my bed. It's distracting me."
>"Cheat on your man, homie--WAAH!"
>She accidentally bounces too far and falls off the bed onto you, causing both of you to tumble to the floor.
>"Leg... LEG STUCK! LEG STUCK! PLEASE!"
"Echo! What the hell!"
>"Anon, I have to bite you! Please! I BEG YOU!"
>You get up from the tangle of limbs, hooves and bat wings.
>Fed up, you pick her up, put her outside of your room and close your door.
>"You're a genuine dick sucker."
"Fuck you, Echo."

---

> You are Anon.
> You are relaxing in your room, reading a good book after a night of patrol on the borders of the everfree forest.
> Even though you're tired, the shift is one of the least exciting things you can think of.
> Nothing really happens there, creatures tend to avoid leaving and ponies tend to avoid entering the place.
> Thankfully, Echo, your batpony partner, helps you to endure the crushing boredom of the job.
> Speaking of her, she's taking a bath right now.
> You can faintly hear her happy whistling through the noise of the shower.
> It distracts you for a while, but as you focus further on your book the sound becomes imperceptible.
> Magic is an interesting subject to read about, even if you can't practice it.
> It makes you kinda jelly.
> You notice the sudden change in the background noise. She has finished her bath.
> After a while you hear her hoofsteps on the wooden ladder.
> You rearrange your chair, so that you have your back turned to the door.
> She knocks and you promptly tell her to enter.
"Ahon, cahn yu hep me wiff sumffin'"
> Turning to face her, you see she is holding a rather large brush in her mouth.
> You put down your book on the nightstand, still open in the page you were reading.
> She approaches, and you take the brush with your hand.
"Can you help me clean my wings?"
> Before you can answer, she already climbs on your bed, with fully outstretched wings and a smile on her face.
> With a nod, you get to work.
> This is actually the first time you touched her wings.
> You were always curious as to how it felt.
> It's actually very similar to velvet, only a bit more leathery.
> Seems like they're fairly sensitive too, especially near the cartilage, Echo's moans made that evident.
> Finally, you're done.
> Before you can speak anything, you are rewarded with a snore.
> She just stole your bed.
> Fuckin' Echo.
> Defeated, you cover her with a blanket and head towards the couch.

---

>You wake up in the middle of the night.
>Groggy and still with sleep in your eyes, you hear something.
>A low sound, almost like breathing
>It is pitch black in your small, quaint cottage
'Who...Who is there?' You say to the darkness.
>No response.
>Fear starts to invade your mind
>You quickly get out of bed, trying to grab a makeshift weapon.
>Sure, Equestria is pretty safe, but with manitcores and whatnot around, it is better safe than sorry.
'C..come out!'
>Your voice is panicked as you continue to search for something to defend yourself with.
>In your sleep addled mind, you grab the closest thing to you.
>Suddenly the sound gets louder, and it sounds like a quiet manically laugh.
'I know you are out there! Show yourself!'
>You wished whatever it was would go away. That it wouldn't respond back. That it would just leave you alone.
>You strain your ears to hear where the sound is coming from.
>"Kee kee kee."
>At that moment, all fear vanishes from your mind.
'Echo?' You say in a deadpan tone.
>"Wakey wakey anon! kee kee kee." Echo says jovially 
'Seriously. You need to stop doing that. I thought you were an intruder, well, you are one, but I could have hurt you.'
>"I think I could take a pillow attack from you, kee kee kee."
>You look down at your 'weapon'. Now with your eyes adjusted, you picked up a fucking pillow to defend yourself.
>A bit angry now, you throw the pillow at her. She catches it in her mouth, but it gets stuck in her fangs.
>"I wriddl hewp pleez" She says.
'I kind of like you more like that.'
>She elicits a small whimper. You walk over and remove the, admittedly pretty awesome pillow, from her mouth, but now the pillow has two big holes in it.
'Now look what you did. Scared me half to death, destroyed my pillow, what are you doing here? And at this damn late at night?'
>Looking a bit dejected from your words, Echo speaks in almost a whisper.
>"I...got off work early. I thought...I thought we can hang out and do something..." She says weakly.
'You just came here for some blood, didn't you?'
>"That's not the.." Her words are mumbled at the end.
'What was that? Speak up.'
>"Fine. I know when I'm not wanted. I'll leave. Bye grumpy." She says almost angrily while turning around to leave, but she seemed more depressed.
'Echo, echo, echo. What am I going to do with you. Okay, fine. I am up. What do you want to do. I'm awake now no thanks to you?'
>With a big smile, and filled with exuberance she turns back to you.
>"I want to suck your blood kee kee kee."
Goddamnit.

---

>The train station was bustling with activity even though it was close to dusk.
>Ponies were moving quickly, carrying luggage for either vacation or work.
>Their faces shown smiles, excited for their new adventures in life.
>And there you were. Not a smile, but a frown.
>Standing there alone, all you had were your thoughts to keep you company. Today was not a happy day. Today was a day of hardship.
>You sat down on the bench, just idling watching as the ponies moved about their business, completely unaware of your troubles, not like you blame them.
>In fact, it was kind of nice to take your mind off of today by inventing stories for the traveling ponies.
>The one sight that made you instantly become sad again, however, was the two love-struck ponies sharing a kiss before boarding the train.
'They must have just gotten married.' You think to yourself. God, you needed a drink.
>Suddenly, there was a tug at your shirt.
>It was Echo. She had a big smile on her face, but you knew it was forced.
>"I...thought you were not going to make it." Her eyes shifting towards the ground.
'Not make it? This is the last time we will see each other for, oh I don't know, months? How could I not see you off.'
>Echo's face was replaced with a genuine smile now. She got up on her rear hooves, with the help of her sleek, leathery wings, and gave you a great bear hug.
>Quickly, your arms wrapped around her, just below her wings. She felt so soft, so fragile, but you knew underneath she was a fierce warrior.
>That was one reason why you had such a connection with her. She had faced so many monsters, both externally and internally, and only you knew the details. She opened up to you, she felt safe with you, and you with her.
>When you first arrived in Equestria all those years back, you remember being in an interrogation room. Well, they didn't call it that, but you knew damn well what it actually was. Scared and alone while being grilled for answers on why you were here, she was just standing stoically in the back of the room. 
>Once in a while, though, she would look straight at you with soft eyes. You felt so safe knowing at least one of these ponies seemed to care about you. That, of course, lead to the relationship you have with Echo today.
>But again, today was a sad day.
>Releasing her firm grip on you, Echo got back onto her hooves.
'I'm ganna miss you. I know you have to go, but I am going to miss you.' You say meaningfully.
>"I'd stay if I could, you know that. But this assignment I can't say no to. Literally can't say no to. But it is only for a few months! Then we can get back to our lives!" She said with hope.
'I know, I know. But I wish you could get someone else to do this guard duty.'
>"This guard duty, this assignment, I have to do it, you know that. I mean, it is what I do."
>She took a moment, exhaled, and said something that shook you to the core.
>"It's why I was created."
'Don't say that,' you say almost tearfully, 'you are more than that!'
>The sound of the train's horn rang out across the station.
>"I guess that's my cue.," Echo said while averting her eyes from you, "I'll miss you."
>Though the station was filled with loud sounds, you heard a grumbling from Echo.
'Here. I know you hate it, but you need it. Consider it a parting gift until we see each other again."
>Echo was confused a little bit when you reached down and gave her a hug. Only this time, you positioned your arm covertly close to her mouth.
>"I..."
'Shh,' you say while stroking her man, 'quickly, there isn't that much time.'
>She hesitated a bit. She hated doing this, but she needed it.
>Slowly her mouth opened a bit revealing her sharp, pointy fangs, still ashamed at the act. It was hard for her to do this in your house, but in public? But she knew she needed it, but more so she needed yours.
>Her fangs dug into your arm. You were used to the pain, but it was still pain.
>To an outside observer, you two were just in a warm embrace, completely oblivious to the exchange that was occurring.
>She slowly fed on your blood on the platform of the busy station platform as the sun set in the distance.
>It only took but a few seconds, but it meant the world to her, and as soon as it began, it was over.
>Looking down, your eyes met with hers. Her...soft, warm eyes.
'Go,' you said, 'I'll see you in a little while. Stay safe, okay?'
>Her eyes were almost teary now while she looked at you. 
>She turned around and ran towards the train as the doors were slowly closing. And then she was gone.
>You watched the train as it pulled away from the station. As the last car was passing by, you say Echo stick her head out of the window.
>"Anon!"
>She was waving at your frantically. You smiled and waved back.
>The train was now moving faster, and with the train platform being pretty small, you couldn't run to keep up with the train. Echo was shouting at you, but you couldn't hear the whole thing, it was too loud. But there was one thing you could make out.
>"Thank you."

---

>"So there I was, right?"
'Right'
>"Just doing the same ole guard duty. Boring stuff I tell you. Now, it was like, 3 am, pretty much the middle of the day for me and this large-ish pony guy stumbles up to me, just reeking of booze."
>Echo took a quick drink from her beer glass, then continued.
>"So I'm just standing there, and think to myself, 'oh great, this can't be good'."
'What happened next?'
>"I'm getting to that!" Echo said with a slight slur.
>"So he walks up to me and starts with the whole, 'Hey beautiful. Care to suck something other than blood tonight?'"
'Oh shit. No he didn't'
>"Yeah, right? I couldn't believe it. I was hoping he would just walk on by. You know we really are not allowed to talk to anyone while on duty."
'Bullshit rule.'
>"You're telling me. Anyway, so he keeps saying the same shit over and over. Telling me how pretty I am, my wings, blah blah blah."
'I bet you liked it'
>"Well, yeah. But that's not the point. He was pretty ugly anyway, you should have seen his mug."
'If I did that, I bet you would just take me right there.'
>"Whatever loverboy. So I give him the canned response, 'Move along citizen'. That almost always works."
'I am guessing it didn't.'
>"You want to tell the story, or should I continue?"
'Sorry, go ahead.'
>"Right. So then he makes the fatal error. He starts to get too close to me. Mind you, I was actually guarding Luna-"
'Princess Luna.'
>Echo gave you a death stare.
>"I was guarding PRINCESS Luna, and that shit was not going to fly. So I got into a battle stance, the last thing before I attack. This drunkard then lifts up his rear leg to show me his junk. Can you fucking believe that?"
'Was he...'
>"Let's put it this way. It wasn't anything to write home about."
'Then what happened?'
>"Okay, so I totally broke by bearing, right? I laughed. Hard. I mean, to see that on a big guy like that, dear celestia that was small and the worst part? It was pink!"
>Echo snorted with laughter, and you as well.
'I'm guessing he didn't take it that well?'
>"He was pissed. Like, really pissed. So he does the stupidest thing ever."
'He tried to hit you?'
>"He tried to hit me. Try being the key word here. Before he knew it, he was on his back on the ground crying in pain. You should have heard him, it was so damn funny."
'That's a crazy story.' You say taking a big swig.
>"No, it gets better. So this guy is on his back, right? And he is crying. Well wouldn't you beileve it, but none other than PRINCESS fucking Luna heard the commotion and came outside to see for herself."
'No way. Did you get in trouble?'
>"Check this. So she comes outside and looks at me. Those cold eyes still make me shiver. So she is about to give me a good talking to, but she looks down at the crying dude. And more importantly, at his pink buddy."
>Echo, out of beer, reaches for your cup and takes a drink.
'Finish the damn story, Echo. I'm at the edge of my seat here.'
>"Okay, okay. So Luna, Princess of the fucking night, just starts laughing. Like, hard laughing. I have never heard her laugh so damn hard. She just gave me a quick nod, and then walked back inside saying good job."
'And here I thought your job was dull.'
>"Oh it is, but sometimes, something magical happens." Echo said with a smile.
>Echo looked at the clock.
>"Well, it's about time to get going. Say, why don't we finish this night off at my place. Sound good?"
'Yeah. I'd like to hear some more stories if you got anymore.'
>"Anon, I got tons. But tonight, why don't we make a story of our own."

---

>You are Anonymous
>The Human, an intellectual giant and the mover of "mountains"
>One day you woke up and found yourself in a curiously colourful world of ponies and other mythological beings
>You panicked when you first saw your surroundings, and more so when you saw the creatures that inhabit this land
>But eventually you got used to it all.
>You got yourself a job and even a flat, of which you share with your flatmate.
>Your flatmate shocked you at first, as you had never seen anything like her before.
>She looked like the result of a pony and a bat mating.
>The most noticeable thing about her was that she held bat-like looks and characteristics.
>Her pupils were slit like a cat's and there was a cute little bit of fur on top of her ears.
>And her wings were like that of a bat.
>And by god, she could be so annoying at times.
>"Anon, comon! Can I just have one drop, please?"
>Echo has to be the worst flatmate ever.
"Leave me alone, Echo, I need to sleep. While you can laze around in here all day, I actually have a job."
>"Just this once, please?"
"Ugh, fine. If it shuts you up, then I'll happily do it..."
>You grumble and sigh, pushing the bed sheets off of naked body.
>Echo had seen you many times like this, so it doesn't bother her like it used too.
>She used to stare at your dick all the time, it was creepy.
>You sit up and look at the bat pony, watching her as she jumps up onto the bed beside you and eyes your arm, of which you raise.
"Just get on with it, I need to sleep."
>Echo nods and opens her mouth, bearing the white fangs that any Hollywood vampire would conceal.
>Slowly she lowers her fangs down to your arm and pierces the skin, which makes you wince out of the slight pain from it.
>It's a strange feeling, letting a vampire-like being suck the life blood from your body, but after the many times you've done it, you're used to it.
>After she finds the spot she wants, she begins sucking the blood from your arm.
>You stay silent and watch as Echo's eyes close and a content smile forms on her lips, she enjoying this as she always does.
>After a minute or so you begin the feel light headed and the room around you spins a little, so you use your other arm to support yourself.
"How much are you going to take, Echo? At this rate I'm gonna pass out soon."
>The bat pony doesn't answe, she just keeps drinking.
>She continues drinking for another minute or so, by which point the edges of your vision are a tad blurry and the room is spinning all the more.
>When she takes her fangs out of your arm, they're slightly covered in your blood, of which she licks off with a quick slide of her thin tongue.
>"Thanks Anon! Your blood is just so sweet an-"
"I... I don't want the details, I think I'm gonna go to sleep..." You say, moving yourself back down into the laying position.
>Without warning you close your eyes and feel yourself drift off to sleep, the last thing you know before you do so is the feeling of warm bed sheets covering your cold body and a gentle kiss on the cheek.

---

>Be anon
>Sleeping peacfully in your bed
>You feel a strange sensation, as if someone is prodding you in the side of the head
>Slowly you wake up and open your eyes
>The only thing you can see are two giant eyes staring back at you, just inches from your face
>You give a startled yell and jump
>The bat pone jumps back and begins laughing as you sit up and let your eyes adjust to the darkness
>"Keekeekee, having a roommate is really a... PAIN IN THE NECK!"
>As if on cue you suddenly notice how sore your neck is
>"What? Why's my ne-"
>You reach up and feel your neck. There are two fresh puncture wounds.
>"Keekee, having a roommate really... BITES!"
>"WHAT?! DID YOU SERIOULSY??"
>"It sure is a... DRAINING EXPERIENCE!"
>You make a grab for her but she's too quick and dodges you, hopping off the bed and running out of the room
>You scramble out out of the bed and chase her into the hall
>"Having to take care of all my meals must really be... BLEEDING YOU DRY!"
>She has tears streaming from her eyes from laughing so hard
>"Keekeekeekee I must be driving you BATTY with all this HORSING AROUND"
>You yell as you storm about the house trying to grab her but she's always managing to stay just barely out of your reach
>As you chase her through the kitchen you pause to grab the broom
>"Anon, are you going to try to sweep me off my hooves? Keekee"
>You swat at her but she dodges back into the bedroom
>The moment you run into the bedroom the bloodloss manages to catch up to you and the room spins
>You barely manage to stumble back to the bed before loosing your balance and falling onto the mattress
>"Wow anon, you really got SWEPT UP in the moment!"
>With the last of your strength you snatch a pillow off the bed and whip it at her
>You hear a satisfying 'WHOP' as it hits her directly in the face
>The room fades and you drift into unconsciousness

---

> ??? in equestria
> be anon
> and your..
> wait..
> where the fuck are you?
> why are you tied up.
> and hanging from the ceiling.
> why is it dark?
> and why are you feeling like someone smashed you in the head with a bat
> what happened?
> you came home.
> opened the door
> got knocked to the floor
> however there was no dinosaur
> and then something heavy hit you in the head
> the last thing you remember hearing was some snicker....
GOD DAMNIT ECHO!!
> "keekeekeekee"
> she steps out of the darkness
> "what Anon?"
> "I just wanted you to hang around for a little while."
> that bitch
> even now she has to use puns
> probably did hit you with a bat as well
Just let me down Echo.
You don't have to do this
> she pulls out a bottle of hot sauce
> starts rubbing it on your neck 
> "silly Anon"
> "you are the easiest prey around"
We're room mates for christ sake!
> she leans in close to get near your neck
> "and this month I will pay for the full rent"
> you see her fangs
> they look just like needles
> you hate needles
> her ears are right in your face
> didn't you read somewhere that the best way to establish dominace over a dog is to bite their ear
> pones are like dogs right?
> they are both mammals anyway
> you bite down on her ear
> not enough to draw blood
> just enough to show her who's boss
> she squeaks 
> backs away
> "OUCH!"
> she picks up a bat
> "I didn't want to have to hurt you Anon"
> ohshitnigger.jpg
NO NO NO NO NO!
> she comes near you
> wait
> how does she hold a bat with hooves?
> why do bad things happen to good people?
> why...
> WHAP!
> .........

> be anon
> still tied up
> still hanging from the ceiling
> only difference is you have tape on your mouth
> and you are light-headed from blood loss.
> fuckin Echo

---

>day too old to deal with this shit
>you promised Echo you'd hang out with her tonight
>you figured you'd go camping inna woods
>while she's asleep, you go out and buy supplies
>sleeping bags, tent, canned goods
>you also borrowed a book on outdoor survival from Twilight
>you come home and do some reading
>you hear Echo screech as she wakes up
>she flies downstairs, and looks at you
"Keekeekee, you ready, Anon?"
>you give her a flat stare
"I'm beginning to regret this already. Let's just go."
>you get to the forest, without much mishap
>you duck under a tree, and as you straighten up you feel something heavy impact with your head
>you black out

>when you come to, you see Echo, and some of her batpony friends
>they're all grinning at you, showing their very sharp fangs
>their eyes glint as the moonlight is reflected in them
>you swallow nervously, as you attempt to stretch
>except you can't, because you're tied up
"Echo."
"Keekeekee, what's up, Anon?"
"I can't help but notice that you brought some of your friends. And that I'm tied up. Care to elaborate?"
>she snickers, as she pats you on the head with a leathery wing
"I may have told them how your blood is 10 times as delicious as that of a pony."
>you'd facepalm if you could
"We'll be gentle..."
>in unison, the other vamponies grab a whole bunch of... are those fucking silly straws?!
>you scream in pain and fear; but mostly in annoyance as the batponies swoop down on you

---

>You are anon
>One day you were on top of the world, free wheeling that forklift, moving stuff around
>Next day you're in cartoon world of intelligent farm animals with giant eyeballs.
>You can't remember exactly how you got here, you still wonder sometimes if you're just in a coma, dreaming forever and ever.
>Of course, pinching your skin reveals that it's probably not the case. 
>You now live in a small apartment complex in a rather depressing corner of manehatten.
>Over the past year you managed to find low paying manual labour work. Due to the rather low value of land in this corner, you were able to rent this apartment for fairly cheap.
>A loud buzzing noise rings through your ears and wakes you from your dreams of climbing Everest with a panda bear.
>7am, time to get up for work... again.
>You crawl out of bed groggily 
>Why can't you just have the day off?
>Oh wait, you don't do anything on my days off anyways.
>Having no computers in Equestria has been infuriating. Playing videogames, downloading music, and arguing over nothing on forums are all gone forever.
>You eat, shit, shower, and brush your teeth. You leave your room, and start to trudge leftwards towards the elevator. 
>As your pass by the first room to your left you see that the doors open.
>You quickly peak in, it's completely dark inside and garbage is all around on the floor.
>Taking a closer look, the furniture is for some reason placed all around the center of the living room. All the walls appear to be completely devoid of anything near. 
>The Morning light is just peaking through the 3/4 drawn drapes. All the lights off.
>Should you close the door for whoever lives here? 
>You suddenly realize that you never did introduce yourself to your neighbours.
>Feeling a bit guilty, you remember that you're a different species from them. And in this sector of town, some of the ponies may not be so friendly.
>Upon further thought, you recall that you've only ever seen one pony ever on this floor. 
>He didn't even look at you when you said hello.
>You reach out for the door handle.
>As your about to close the rectangular plank, you spot two brightly lit eyes peering at you from inside the room.
>nope.jpg
>You quickly shut the door and fast walk down the hallway.
>Nothing else notable occurs during the work day. A long shift, lot's of lifting, lot's of ponies asking you to reach something for them because you're the "tall freak."
>Getting home as quickly as you left, you leave the elevator on your floor.
>You remember this morning's freak out you had. You quietly walk towards your door. 
>You jolt, the same door is open as before. 
>Contemplating whether to bolt by, or peak in again. Your curiosity gets the better of you. 
>The evening sun was shining outside. But it appears the resident's drapes are completely shut.
>However, there is one light on inside. It's smack dab in the middle of the living room, on top of an inaccessible dresser. 
>"Hi, do you wanna come in?" 
>You freeze, somehow you didn't hear the hoofsteps coming from the elevator.
>Looking to your immediate right, you see a dark skinned pony shuffling her front right hoof around in circles, looking at no where in particular.
"Heeeelllooooo!"
>She looks at you with a confused expression
>Shit, that was pretty unconvincing 
>You look into her eyes briefly
>Woah dude, do they have contacts in Equestria or something?
>She switches her view towards you again, then back at no where important.
>"You look like your interested in my room"
"Ah" you blurt out, "uhh yeah, I mean the door is open and stuff."
>You chortle out a chuckle and a half.
>She looks at you briefly again, then diverts her attention to her doorway.
>"S-sorry about that. I'm pretty forgetful."
>Not very convincing
"It was open this morning too you know? I wouldn't leave my door open or even unlocked around here."
>Flustered, she argues back, "Well I wouldn't go peeking in other people's rooms like some pervert!"
>How is it perverted?
"Maybe you shouldn't give the invitation to a random stranger then"
>She stomps her front hooves and gives you a failure of an evil glare.
>Accepting defeat, she changes the subject, "so what the fuck are you exactly?"
>Feels like you got slapped in the face
"I'm a human. Very rare in these parts I know. Thin hair except on the top of the head, bipedal. Surely uninteresting."
>"Oh, well you are pretty ugly."
>Lol what a bitch
>Before you can respond, she adds on, "Sorry. Wanna hang out?" 
>U wot
"I just got home from work, I kinda wanna relax for now."
>She does a little pout
>"Well can I relax with you?"
>Does this bitch know what she's saying?
>Deciding she may just be an idiot, you sigh and say sure.
>"Cool!" She immediately charges towards your door.
"You know where I live?" 
>"Um yeah? I've seen you walk in and out before kek"
>Kek? Never thought you'd hear that dumb meme spouted again
>Oh wait there's no internet here 
>Suspiciously, you open your door for yourself and your strange guest
>She walks in, looking around with a curious expression.
>Wondering if she's gonna try to rob you now or something equally criminal, you get a good look at her from behind, not having to worry about her gaze.
>Her wings look a lot different from normal pegasi
>Tuffs of fur coat the top of her ears.
>Cutie mark is the volume control on a computer with either clouds or semen around it.
>"Enjoying the view?" she snickers. 
"Huh?" 
>She shakes her head and continues to trot around your house without much care.
>You sit down on your ripped up couch you bought for next to nothing.
>The mysterious guest comes out of your bedroom and and jumps on the couch next to you.
"Sooo... Meet to your approval?"
>"Your place sucks." 
"Then you can leave," you snap back.
>Avoiding her gaze, you pick up some papers off the coffee table and begin to read the headlines of Equestria's latest news.
>"Sorry.. I didn't mean it," your couch buddy murmurs. 
>Dropping the papers, you turn to her.
"You know, people don't always like it when you treat your opinions as fact."
>Satisfied with yourself, you get up and head to the kitchen.
>Time for some motherfucking salad 
>Having no meat to devour is painful here
>After preparing some Ainsley tier goodness, you return to your couch buddy.
>She's still sitting on the couch, looking nowhere, not doing anything.
>You sit down beside her and take a crunchy bite.
>"Is that salad? Ew."
>If this bitch don't shut the fuck up.png
"Got a problem with it?"
>Startled, she regains herself quickly and retorts
>"Vegetables are awful."
"I *think* that vegetables are awful." you correct her.
>"Then why are you having them?" 
>Are you kidding me
>You decide to change the subject
"So what's with your wings? Why are they so different from the other flying ponies?"
>"What?" she responds, "Do you not know?"
>Is this a setup for some bad joke?
"No, tell me"
>"keke, I'm a bat pony!"
>Terrible, just terrible.
"Yes and I'm superman."
>"Super. Man?" she looks at you puzzled.
>Sigh
"Well if you don't want to tell me about your wings you don't have to I guess."
>"But I just did..." she remarks, looking back at you even more puzzled.
>Bat pony. Is that like a 5th race of them or something maybe?
>"See!" she opens her mouth wide, revealing two long and thin teeth.
>Dude what.gif
"Bat pony?"
>"Never seen one of us before huh? Or maybe you just didn't bother noticing."
>She smiles as you continue to look at those two teeth.
"Hmm, well that's neat. So like, what's different about you from pegasi besides the obviously different wings. What are the 
teeth for?"
>her smile turns to a frown. 
>"I guess I shouldn't have showed those. Well we hate the sun, and our eyes are different. Oh and we eat meat." 
>Your stomach flips
"MEAT? Where do you get meat from?"
>Briefly frightened, she responds, "I well, catch it."
"What do you catch?"
>"uhm, little pests. You know, like bugs and whatnot." 
>Absolutely disgusting.tiff
>There goes your hope of eating other animals
"Damn, so anyways what's with the fangs?"
>Shes taken aback and starts fidgeting with nothing in her hooves.
>"Umm do I have to answer that?"
"Yes."
>Frowning, she quietly states, "For.. sucking blood."
>You freeze again. 
>She briefly looks at you, scared.
"So you're a vampire bat pony?"
>"I- I" she stammers. "It's not like I'm gonna suck your blood or anything! Unless you w-want me to or something."
>STOP BEING tsundere
>You laugh in your mind at your epiq reference.
"I don't think I'd want that at all sorry to say haha."
>"What?" she looks at you with watery eyes. "You're not gonna kick me out and never talk to me again?"
>Dude What(2).gif
"Why would I? Because you drink blood? That's nothing. Not going to hate on you for something that you must do to survive. I assume you need to do it to live anyways."
>She looks at you in near shock.
>You smile at her
>"Can you be my friend?" she asks quietly.
>Lol who asks that
"Uhh, sure?" 
>She suddenly jumps up towards you and hugs your side.
>You put a hand around her on her side of her stomach.
>Holy crap thats soft. 
>You realize you've never actually touched a pony anywhere but the hooves yet.
>You begin to rub her fur
>My god this shit is better than Kashmir.
>You look at her face and do a double take, stopping your rubbing.
>She looks embarrassed with red on her cheeks.
>"W-what are you doing?"
>lol anon you dumbass
"Sorry, I just didn't realize how damn soft ponies' fur is."
>She blushes harder.
>You try to defuse the awkward situation
"Want to play cards or something?"
>She looks slightly disappointed. 
>"Yeah sure. By the way your name is?"
>Oh shit how could you not even know eachother's names
"Anon." My name is Anon."
>She smiles briefly, then replies, "I'm Echo."

---

>be echo
>anon is letting you lick up the blood from his cut finger
>you know you should control yourself, but it tastes so good
>you sink your fangs into his bear flesh and hold tight, greedily sucking as much blood as you can
>a low, angry growl makes you look up from your feast
>for the first time, you suddenly realize that anon is a bear
>you just sunk your fangs into a fully conscious bear's flesh
>enraged, the bear strikes your head with a swipe of its massive paw, ripping your jaw from the fangs still embedded in the bear and sending you flying into the wall, where you land upon the kitchen table
>the bear tries reaching for you, but the table is too wide and its arms cannot reach
>for a moment you think youre safe, but then the bear grasps the edges of the table and spins it around, bringing you right in front of the angry beast
>wasting no time, the bear proceeds to tear through your soft pony flesh and gore you viciously
>bear anon is now the one feasting on your blood
>fading fast, you think your last conscious thought before you slip into darkness
>it certainly seems that the tables have turned

---

>You are Anon.
>And you have to run away
>If you don't, Echo will suck you until you get empty of blood.
>You are running desperately through the deeps of the forest.
>You can hear something's chasing you.
>You can also hear snickering.
>">Implying you can run away from me."
>God dammit she's getting closer.
>">Implying I wouldn't bite you in your sleep."
>The voice gets louder everytime as you resist her teasing.
>You try to run faster, never losing your hopes.
>">Implying you don't like it when I bite your throat."
>You trip on a rock, smacking your face right on the dirt.
>This is it.
>This is the end.
>She will get here anytime.
>Your [breathing intensifies] as your fear for the worst.
>Soon, the figure of a bat pony lies upon you.
>You manage to perceive a devilish smile painted of her face.
>Your vision fades to black as you hear her last words.
>">2013"
>">Not being a bloodfag"
>">I SHIGGITY DIGGITY DOO"
>God dammit Echo.

---

>"Anon! Where is it? Where?"
>You jolt awake at the plaintive sound of Echo's whining
>"W-what?"
>"My sonar doesn't have the resolution to image your dick and I'm hungry!"
>"G-goddamnit, Echo."
>"Keekeekee. G'night Anon."

---

>You are a bored Echo looking to have some fun.
>The thick trees of Hollow Shades where you live are a great home but it’s all that you know.
>You’ve memorized every tree and hiding spot since you were a little filly.
>It can be very monotonous at times.
>There must be something to do around here.
>What to do… What to do…
>The only thing slightly different and interesting you have is a bottle of sauce recently acquired from some ponies from The San Palomino Desert.
>You had poured some onto a mango to try out and were impressed by the potency.
>It stung your tongue and travelled up your nostrils causing you to squeak in surprise.
>After a deep gulp of cold juice to cool your tongue off you had laughed.
>Such a silly condiment to make you feel uncomfortable.
>Not that you would tell any other bat that you panicked for a split second.
>You’d be the laughing stock of Hollow Shades for admitting that.
>I think I’ll call you my “Fun Sauce” you muttered while looking at the little glass bottle.
>But what to use you for? Thinking you juggled the bottle between your hooves in boredom.
>Perched high up in a tree you heard a clumsy crashing coming through the foliage.
>Sounding too noisy to be a batpony you guessed who it was before he even appeared in sight.
>It was Anon making his way through the dense undergrowth.
>He always seemed pretty horny and you’d caught him staring at your flank more than a few times.
>Time to have some fun.
>You poured a large gulp of the spicy sauce into your mouth and swooped down from the tree you were perched in causing him to jump.
“Hey Anon, what’s up?” You said mumbling through the stinging numbness in your mouth.
>“Geez Echo, you startled me. I was just running some errands.” 
“Oh so you’re b-busy then?” You struggled to hold back a cough from the burning sauce.
>“No not really, how come? We normally don’t chat much unless you’re trying to tell me some unfunny pun.”
“I was just thinking…well…uh… I can feel myself coming into season… and you know batmares… We can get… Pretty restless during those times… And I’m not ready to have any foals of my own yet.”
“So I was thinking since you’re a male and we’re genetically genetically incompatible maybe we could have some fun of our own…Y’know some relief for us both, then I won’t have to risk getting knocked up and having to raise a family.”
>You cracked a lusty smile and took a step toward Anon with tears beading in your eyes from the sauce.
>“Echo shouldn’t we find somewhere a little more private?”
“Nonsense Anon now slide down those pants and let me make you feel good.”
>Anon obliged and pulled down his pants.
>His stallionhood looked like a big floppy worm.
>Stifling a giggle at how ridiculous it looked hanging there out in the open compared to ponies who kept theirs neatly tucked away inside until ready to mate you prodded it between your hooves in encouragement.
>It didn’t take much and soon Anon stood stiffly at attention.
>“Ah, I really needed this Echo. It gets pretty lonely being the only human in these parts.” He grunted.
>You held back a snicker and opened your mouth wide to take in his rigid shaft.
>Anon moaned as his rod slid deeply into your throat.
>Your tongue licked down the underside of his cock and he responded by pushing the back of your head further down with his hand until he bottomed out against the back of your throat.
>Swirling your tongue around you made sure his phallus was nicely coated.
>Anon’s glazed over look of pleasure suddenly changed and he looked at your smirking face.
>“AAAHH MUH DICK” He yelled pushing your head away from him.
“What’s wrong Anon, wasn’t that pretty… hot?” You grinned.
>“What the hell is wrong with you?!? It burns! ” He screamed in agony.
>Snot shot out of your nostrils from trying to contain your laughter as you watched Anon dance around in pain while grabbing his groin.
“Anon you should see your face! Keekeekeekee.”
>“Fuck you! You’re a little monster!” He yelled and picked up a clump of dirt to throw at you.
>Easily dodging the projectile you screeched in merriment and flew off into the forest in high spirits, the sound of Anon’s pained cries echoing through the trees.

---

>Echo meet Anon
>"Hi Anon"
>"Hi Echo"
>Suddenly Echo die
>Anon fall to knees
>"Nooooooooo"
>Anon collapse into unconsciousness of sadness
>Suddenly Echo open her eyes
>Was only pretend
>"Haha oh Anon"
>Echo drink Anon blood

---

>starving, cold, alone
>trying to go to sleep in my tiny room
>suddenly I hear clopping on my window
>I look
>It's Echo
>I let her in
>She tells me that I'm safe, that she's heard my prayers
>I'm shaking and crying with happiness as I get on my knees
>I feel Echo's warm body on my back
>I feel her fangs press into my butthole
>I moan as her teeth ravage my anus
>She whispers in my ear
>"It's over. It's all mangover now."
>She picks me up and carries me into the night
>I love you, Echo

---

>Anon sees the mango.
>He wearily walks up to it, unsure why there is a box and a stick.
>Perhaps lost in thought, he didn't hear the quiet snickering from the bush beside him, where a string is suspiciously leading to.
>Surely the trap was very well made, as not even Anon could see through it.
>He looks around to see if anyone's looking at him, and sure enough, nothing seems obvious.
>He leans down to pick up the juicy mango.
>As soon as his hand makes contact with it, a loud bang is heard.
>"GOTCHA, BITCH!" yells Echo after jumping out from the bush.
"FUCK ECHO DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME?!"
>A hole in your chest with blood spilling out.
>Echo's holding a 1911 with a smoking barrel.
>".45 STOPPAN POWA, MOTHERFUCKER!"
"FUCK YOU ECHO!"
>Anon dies.
>".45 STRONK!"
>Should have take the trap detection perk.
>Bad end.

---

"Oh, hey Anon! Hey, I see you cut your finger. Ouch. Paper cuts are the worst. Say, I've got an entirely plausible idea. Why don't you let me lick that wound all better?"

>"Err, why?" Anon asks, with an incredulously raised eyebrow. The eyebrow that was the crown upon the gaze of doubt.

"Because healing and magic. It's all very technical. So less questions and more trust, okay?" The bat pone asked with its eyes now bright and wide, while nodding encouragingly.

>"How about, no?" Anon replied as he pulls his hand away from the bat pony, then dabs the cut with disinfectant, and then bandages it. It was his middle-finger that remained raised the entire time. It wasn't even his middle-finger that was cut.

***

>The next day.

"Hey Anon! I've got a new game I think you'll enjoy. It's called, phlebotomy tutorial. See, I got all these hypodermic needles, and syringed and I think we'll just have a really good time. What do you say?"

>Anon was wondering how gullible the bat pony thought he was.

The bat pony wondered how stupid the human was.

---

>"C'mon Anon. You look like you trudged through one of Twilights boring lecture followed by some apple bucking." Echo grins.
>You couldn't help but yawn.
"Not my fault both of those things actually happened, Echo. That's the only way I get paid around here."
>Echo hovers above the ground as she circles around you. "Yeah, but you shouldn't put off sleep, Anon."
"Not to sound prudish, but why do you care if I get enough rest or not."
>She gives you a playful wink, "Hey, I gotta look after my 'wing-man', as they say."
>Right.
>But it was getting late, and you should try to get a few hours of sleep in before tomorrow when Pinkie needs your help taste tasting her experimental cupcakes.
"Alright, I'll be heading home then. Good night, Echo."
>As you begin to head off she flies right in front of you and blocks your path. "So you're actually going to sleep then?"
"That's what I just said, did your ears fall off just now?"
>She snickers, "Oh Anon, you're a riot. But maybe I should make sure you get some rest. Don't want anypony buggin' my best bud afterall."
"This is unusually kind of you, Echo. What's the catch?"
>"The catch? Why would there be a catch?"
>You merely cross your arms and raise an eyebrow. She begins to blush.
>"Okay, you got me. I wouldn't mind a hot meal if you could cook for me some time."
>Sounds harmless enough.
"Deal, now lets get going before I pass out."
>"Yeah, wouldn't want that happening." She giggles.
>As soon as you got home, Echo seemed rather eager to get inside. "Your crib is such a cool place, Anon."
"I'm glad you think so."
>She flies over to your couch and nestles herself in. "I'll make sure no one bothers you, Anon. Just do your thing and head straight to bed."
>You pause for a moment.
"Well, if you need to leave for any reason, use the spare key in the kitchen to lock the door on your way out."
>"You got it, chief." Echo bats an eye at you.
>Pun fucking intended.
>Getting your usualy bedtime rituals done and out of the way, you sleep under your bed cover and quickly doze off.
>As the night hours pass by, you listen closely to his breathing as you sat out side Anon's bedroom door.
>Your pupils have grown huge, your sense heightened.
>His heart beat was slowing as yours beated faster.
>Anons blood.....
>You lick your lips ever so softly. A part of you felt monstrous for doing this, but his blood is so rich compared to anything else you've tasted.

---

>"Anon do you ever find it weird that we live together with no reasonable explanation?" 
>"I mean do I live with you or do you live with me?"
"I-I never really thought about it Echo"
>"Why do you feel the need to say my name, despite usually not doing that? Does it serve as a way to introduce me?"
"Um.."
>"And to whom am I being introduced? We're the only ones here Anon."
"Now you're just being silly Echo" 
>"I'm being serious here Anon."
>"Do you ever just feel like you're not the exactly who you are?"
>"That you're never the true version of yourself? That you're like a cartoon that's always drawn slightly off model?"
>"Do you ever feel like there really isn't a true you? That every copy out there is wrong in some way?"
>"That this very concept DEFINES your existence?" 
>"YOU of all people should know what I mean by this Anon."
"You're k-kinda scaring me Echo"
>"It's like you aren't really your own person. Like you're fleshed out in dozens of ways and they all differ?"
>"Like you're more of a concept than anything?"
>"Like you stand for something? Like a living representation more than an individual??"
>"Like you're really important in the most useless of ways?"
"Echo..."
>"Who am I Anon? Who am I really?"

---

>Be Echo
>Decide to play a prank
>Find Speck
"Hey Speck, does this smell like updawg to you?"
>Hold a mango up to her face.
>She sniffs it.
>"Yes."
"What?"
>You sniff it.
>It smells weird.
>You take it to Panne.
"Panne, does this smell weird to you?"
>She sniffs the mango.
>"It smells like updawg. You need to get rid of it."
"But it's a perfectly good mango!"
>You hold it up to your own face.
>It splits in half and latches to your nose.
>"I told you."
>You screech loudly and run out of Panne's bakery.
>You forgot that Updawg is another name for Mango Mimics.

>Be an Updawg
>Just minding your own business
>Oh shit
>Here comes the bat
>Bat picks you up and smiles
>She flies over to another bat
>"Hey Speck, does this smell like updawg to you?"
>Ohshitnigger.wav
>Pony holds you up to other bat's face
>Pleasedonteatme
>Pony sniffs you
>"Yes."
>Oh thank the mango gods
>Pony that found you sniffs you
>Her breath smells like
>Mangos
>Pony takes you to another weird looking bat pony
>More sniffing and talking later
>Fuckthisshit
>Pony holds you up to her face
>She's gonna eat you!
>Better eat her first!
>You open your maw and latch onto her snout
>That'll teach this bitch
>She screes loudly and runs around with you eating her nose
>You should figure out how to pick chicks up easier

---------

>Anon open his door
>Batpony guard on the porch with helmet on
>Stares at Anon
>Anon stares back
>"Nevermore!"
"Yesterday night you pretended to be an owl and whoo'd behind my bedroom window, keeping me from going to sleep, the night before that you used the beak like part of your helmet to knock on my window repeatedly, WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
>Batpony sits down and flaps its hooves, yes hooves, not wings but hooves
>"KA-KAW KA-KAW KA-KAW, I'm a crow, Anon!"
>Batpony snickers as it flies away, dodging various flying objects thrown at it once again by a cursing Anon

--------

>be echo
>laying in bed
>you feel hungry
>you get up and tip toe to the kitchen
>you start looking a mango 
.>you find it on the counter
>you kekeke
>then you walk back to your bed
>as you walk think about eating your mango 
>then you relies it would get the sheets wet
>so you decide instead of eating the mango you'll sleep with it
>you and your get into bed 
>you set it on the pillow next to you kissing it good night
>you wake in the morning to find your mango go
>instead you find a note it reads
>"dear echo think you for the mango love you" midnight blossom
>you just smile
>your mangos in a better place now
>your lovers tummy

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>"Hey Anon"
>"Anon"
>"Anon"
>"Anooon?"
>"Anon come on"
>"Anon hey-Anon!"
"What is it Echo?"
>"What do you call-"
"I swear to god Echo if this is-"
>"What do you call a broken can opener?"
"I will snap your neck if you finish that pun I swear to god"
>"A can't opener"
"ECHO!"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


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>you are Anon
>you enter your bedroom
>Echo is sitting on the top of your bed, licking her slit like a cat
>what the fuck
>she scrunches hard
>a wild chloroforme rag appeared!
>it's super-effeeectffffff....-
>...
>you wake up a few hours later
>you feel dizzy
>your ass hurts
>you smell like pony piss
>there are two pinpricks on your arm
>fucking Echo

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>"scree-ee-eee!"
>"scree-ee-eee!"
>"scree-ee-eee!"
>...
>"scree-ee-eee!"
"What the everloving fuck are you doing, Echo?"
>"I measure"
>"scree-ee-eee!"
"Measure what"
>"Your penis!"
>"scree-ee-eee!"
"...can you shut the hell up?
>"I can't find it, Anon!"
>"scree-ee-eeekeekekee!"
"Fuck you, Echo"
>"Oooh, I think I found something... 6 centimeters, you must be proud!"
"F-FUCK YOU"
>"keekeeekeeekekekeekeke!"