>Bloodline in Equestria
>Be Pinkie Pie
>A funny lookin' pony has strolled into Sugarcube Corner.
“Good mornin' sir, what can I get you today?!”
>He's taken aback by your sudden outburst.
>His dark leathery wings fan out abruptly, causing you to scratch your head.
“You look kinda different to most other ponies in town. You're like a pegasus but... Not a pegasus. Can ya tell me what ya are mister?”
>An old groan of a voice sounds.
>”A batpony.”
>His low-hung head raises itself.
>He looks like he's more than 300.
“Wow! That's so neat! How are you so old?”
>The thingy flares some teeth.
>They look sharp.
>It causes you to break a little sweat.
“H-heh. How do those work?”
>The creature's eyes expand into enormous orbs that remind you of Discord's balloon trickery.
>That was no fun.
>At least this pony isn't laughing at you.
>”That's a funny story, actually.”
“Oooh! I love funny stories! Tell me tell me tell me!”
>He rasps out a chuckle.
>”Well, it was a long, long time ago. You most likely did not exist. There was a family of rock farmers-”
“My family were rock farmers!”
>He stops, looking angrily at you.
>”If you'll let me continue. Anyhoo, this family had a peculiar name to them. It was something of a delicacy.”
“My family has a name credited to delicacies!”
>He coughs irritably.
“O-oh. Sorry mister.”
>”And as it so happened... These babies right here-”
>He points to his fangs.
>”Survive off of delicacy-named pony blood. Lets me live lifetimes past any other pony.”
“That's so weird! I have blood and I'm named after a delicacy!”
>The old pone facehoofs.
>”Come over here a second.”
“What for? Do you want a cupcake from round here?”
>Your hoof points to the glass case with all the treats and sweets inside.
>”No, I- Whatever, sure.”
>You bring the small pastry to him.
>”Thank you, Pinkie Pie.”
>Smiling, you hand it over.
>...Wait, how did this pony know your name?
>”You know, it's a real shame your sisters are gone.”
“M-my sisters?”
>”Indeed... the poor creatures. They're with the Moon now.”
>Quivering, you try to anticipate this freak's next move.

>During the afternoon, the Element of Laughter was found on the floor of her shop.
>The only indication of what had happened was some teeth marks in her neck.