>Be anon.
>Have a qt.14 bat pony gf that is also blind.
>Get into movies arcades and on rides for free.
>Gulit other ponies into giving you money because of her state.
>Laugh behind their back and skip town.
>Do this for a few years.
>Decide to settle down and stop tricking others.
>Get your gf pregnant.
>Get married.
>Have the sweetest twins.
>Grow old as your foals grow up.
>Sit down on your front porch and admire life with your wife.
>Turn to her and tell her that she was the best thing that ever happened to you.
>Get up and kiss her.
>Laugh as your kids, kids say gross.
>Sit back down and give your grand kids hugs and kisses on the cheeks.
>Sit back and admire life once more.
>Smile to yourself and close your eyes.