>Be aux 
>Be nervous as shit
>This is the first time you've ever met your parents
>*Buzz Buzz*
>That's your phone
>You pull it out of your tux pocket and check who it is
>FUCKING JASIMINE
>She just blew you off on the day you get to meet your parents
>At least hekesuh's got your back
>Out of the corner of your eye you see this flaming hot made in a red dress
>You can't help but look over at this hotness
>She's got nice blue hair and shimmering green eye-
>It's Hekesuh
>He turns his head and notices you
>He smiles and quickens his pace 
>You would hit him across the head if he didn't look like such a woman
>Hekesuh finnaly reaches you
Hey aux how's it hanging
>You don't answer him
>You just stare at him angrily
>He finally catches on and smiles like a little filly
I was told to dress nice, it even says it in the invitation
>Just as you're about to hit him your phone rings
>It's jasmine again 
>She sent you a text message that says she's sorry
>My fucking ass
Jasmine blew you off?
>Hekesuh leans over pats you on the back
Don't worry aux, she was a total cunt anyway
>Reeling Hekesuh in for a full hug you thank him for his supporting words
>It's 7:00 at night
>You've gotta meet your parents here at 7:25, that was the agreed upon time 