>You are a batpony
> A Female batpony a true qt 3.14.
>However you are a real loner and you have no friends at all you decide to get drunk at home
>You go over to your fridge and check for some mango juice you always had good fun on that.
>To your suprise there is no juice in the fridge,darn it you must have forgotten to buy some
>You do have some mangoes though maybe if you squeezed those it could have same effect
>Deciding to try it out you close fridge and walk over to kitchen
>You take few fresh looking mangoes and squeeze them over a cider glass
>You take your glass with you and walk over to sofa you sit on the soft sofa and take a sip of your drink
>It doesn't take a lot to get you drunk you're a pretty small mare lightweight
>Bet anyone could lift you and do whatever they pleased with you
>With that thought in head you drink the rest of your alcoholic drink
>You drink few more glasses but notice that after an hour you don't feel any different
>Still you brush it off as nothing and continue drinking
>After drinking a good two liters of squeezed mango juice you think you're starting to feel drunk
>You feel dizzy and a quite a bit tired your eyes are closing on their own this is not what you usually feel like when drunk
>Your belly also feels strange it's starting to hurt
>Trying to relax you lie down on your sofa and try to rest
>Despite your best efforts the pain is slowly getting worser and you are starting to think something else is going on
>No,you aren't drunk but then what's going on
>You get up and try to shake pain off but it isn't working and you're starting to feel worse
>Your head is starting to hurt as well god damn what did you do
>You are started to feel weaker and weaker your head is spinning and you feel like your insides are getting torn
>You crash on floor and fall unconscious
>You wake up what seemed few hours later to you in a hospital
>Wondering what the hell happened you ask the nurse what are you doing here
>She explains to you that you had a very serious case of mango juice overdose.
>You drank 10 times more than what is reccommended for a mare your size 
>She asks you what were you trying to do anyways
>Deciding to tell her the truth you tell her how you wanted to get drunk but didn't have any juice in your home
>So instead you just squeezed juice from mangoes
>Nurse explains to you how dangerous that was from you and careless but you don't really pay attention to her that much
>You were held for a few hours and then let home
>You learned one thing today well two things
>Bat ponies can't get drunk off fresh fruit 
>And you should really go hang out more and stop being such a loner god damn you're pathetic.