Pastes for all my bat pony one-shots:

Prologue: How Echo and Anon meet.

>You are walking through town talking with Mayor Mare, discussing your future house.
>"So Anonymous, what are you looking for in a house?"
Not much. I just want something that looks nice, and I need to be able to walk through the doors with having to duck.
>The mayor squints her eyes at you.
>"I see..."
>She turns and starts walking in a different direction.
>You follow her since you need a place to live.
>After a few mintues you finally arrive to a darkish building.
>It is navy blue and is one story tall.
>The door seems tall enough for you to walk through it with ease.
>Why would they design a door like that if they didn't know that humans existed?
>"Do you like what you are seeing, Anonymous?"
>You nod.
Yeah, it looks pretty nice. How much is it?
"A hundred bits per month seems appropriate."
>She pulls out a contract and a pen.
>Knowing how these things always work, you push it away.
I'm going to need to check out the house first before I agree to anything...
>Mare nods.
>"Go right ahead, Anonymous, but don't take too long."
>You nod and turn towards the building.
>Alright, time to see what this place is made of.
>You open the door and take a step inside.
>*Insert noise of a wooden object breaking into two*.
>You look down and damn, this house is a mess.
>The table is flipped over, the fridge is open, there's trash all over the floor, broken glass, etc.
>Holy shit.
>How and why would a house be in a condition this...crappy?
>You walk outside and look for the Mayor.
>She was standing right in front of the house, so she wasn't that hard to find at all.
>"So...did you like it?"
>Sweat drips down her cheek.
No, I don't like it.
>You point at the insides.
It's a fucking mess!
>Mayor Mare walks into the house.
>"I'm sorry Anonymous, but I did not actually expect anyp0ny to buy this house in a long time. It is an old building, and it is considered unattractive by the citizens."
>You hear some mumbling about a haunting, but it's too quiet for you to fully comprehend it.
>She walks back outside and turns to you.
>"This IS the only building with doors that you can easily fit through, so if you don't like it, I'm afraid there really isn't anything I could do about it."
>Damn it.
Alright, I'll pay for it.
>The contract is shoved into your face.
>"I'm glad you are seeing things my way, Anonymous."
>You grunt and grab the pen from her hoof, proceeding to sign it.
>Mayor Mare smiles and slowly backs away.
>"OK, I'd love to stay and chat, but I really need to go to my office, kthanxbye!"
>And she sprints off, leaving behind the contract and pen.
>Huh, wonder why she would do that...
>When you come inside of your new home, pull a garbage bag from your ass(not literally) and proceed to pick all of the trash up.
>Maybe the trash is the only problem.
>As you finally pick up the last piece of trash in the living room, the wind pushes the backdoor open, revealing a trash can.
>Thank you, mother nature.
>After all is said and done when it comes to the kitchen and the bathroom, you decide to check out the room you will soon be sleeping in, and
>Wow, it's even worse than the rest of the house.
>The blankets are on the floor, the pillows are stuck in a hole in the wall, and the bed is flipped sideways.
Just fucking great...
>"What's great, mister?"
AH!
>You fall on your ass in shock.
W-What?
>In the darker side of the room, a pair of eyes open up.
>They move closer to you, and reveal...
>A dark colored p0ny.
>Except that her wings look different from the usual Pegasi's.
>And she is upside down, smiling at you.
>And she has fangs.
>"I'm Echo!"
>She falls down and faceplants onto the floor, then gets back up, still smiling.
>"What's your name?"
I'm Anon...
>"Well, I'm a bat p0ny!"
>Her wings make a POMF sound, and she turns her head to the right in an attempt to look cool.
>It doesn't work, and she bumps her head into the wall.
>"Ow..."
>You roll your eyes and cross your arms in an attempt to seem strong.
Get out.
>Echo tilts her head in confusion.
>"Why would I leave? I live here, silly!"
>You facepalm.
No you don't. I just bought this house.
>Echo laughs.
>"Then why have I been living here?"
Because you're doing it without anyone's permission!
>You pull out the contract.
See? I even have proof that I live here!
>A helmet falls from the ceiling and lands on Echo's head, and she jumps onto your head.
>"I was here first!"
>A barrage of punches start to hit you in the cheeks.
Ah, get off of me!
>You try to pull her off, but damn, her grip is strong.
>Echo hisses.
>"I live here, and I'm going to stay here!"
>Her fangs go straight into your scalp.
AHH!!!
>The pain goes through all of your body and causes you to drop to the floor, head first.
>When you finally hit the ground, Echo rolls off of you, panting.
>"Ha...I...win..."
>You put your fingers over the area that was bitten to see if there is any bleeding.
>There are mild holes, though there is no blood.
>At least there's a plus to all of this...
>Echo approaches your tired body, pointing a hoof at you.
>"I beat you, and that means I get to stay!"
>After an initial struggle to get back up to your feet, you choose to sit with your legs crossed instead, staring at Echo with no expression.
>Echo is jumping around you, screaming about how she is going to live with you.
>"Yay!"
>You grab her with one hand and set her down.
Stay put.
>Her smile fades and she looks down.
>"OK..."
>You sigh.
First things first, why do you want to live in a house like this?
>Echo produces a big grin.
>"Because it's really pretty!"
>You tilt your head.
Is that it?
>Echo starts to move her hoof along the ground in a circle.
>"And I don't have anywhere else to go..."
>She looks up, and hugs you.
>"I'm sorry for attacking you, Anon..."
>Tears go down her face, going onto your shirt.
>...Why would a bat pony cry about someone she just met?
>"C-Can I please stay with you?"
>You pull away and look into those big tear filled eyes.
>A small bag falls out of her hair.
>Echo grabs it and brings it up to your face.
>"I-I can pay rent..."
>A fly passes by your head and Echo instantly grabs it and eats it.
>"And I'll take care of all of the pests..."
>You feel your pants being pulled, and look down.
>"Please?"
>Tears start to go down her cheeks.
>You sigh and brush her mane with your hand.
Alright, you can stay.
>"YAY!"
>Echo jumps around and turns to you, and hugs you.
>Her grip on you gradually gets tighter, and you start to lose your breath.
E-Echo...you're...choking...me...
>She releases you.
>"Sorry Anon..."
>The end.


Echo's very first catch:

>You wipe the sweat from your head as you finally get home.
>You smile cheerfully as you can now take a nap after having to endure the hard labor of picking apples for 10 hours.
>It's tough, but there's no other job in P0nyville for you.
>You open the door and find that Echo is sitting down one foot away from you, with an adorable grin that takes up half of her face.
>She looks up, and flies up to your face.
>"Anon! You'll never guess what happened today!"
>You pat her head and walk inside.
What happened?
>Echo proceeds to dig into her pockets to pull out...
>A rat.
>"I caught it myself!"
>She drops to the floor, staring at it as if it was an important treasure.
Um, is there anything special about it, or...
>"It's the first thing I ever caught!"
>She digs her fangs into it, getting blood all over the carpets and walls.
Echo!
>She looks up, ears flattened.
>"Oh, sorry."
>She brings the rat to your face, grinning again.
>"Did you want some?"
>You turn and go to your bedroom, facepalming the whole way.
>Echo continues to happily eat/drink the rat while you go to sleep.

Echo steals apples:

>The sun sets as you finally bring the last basket of apples from the trees to AJ's house.
>She said to bring them there and that she'll take them to her applestand the next day.
>You set the the basket, and the door opens up, revealing a smiling cowgir-er, cowmare.
>"Nice job, Anon. Ya did mighty good, today."
>She approaches the basket, and kicks it, pushing said apples towards you.
>"Ya can keep these. It's mah gift to ya."
>You nod, grab the apples, and make your way home.
>When you make it home, you open the door to find your roommate Echo growling at a picture of a cat.
>As usual, you lightly tap her when she does things like this.
Uh, Echo? What are you doing?
>She turns to you, smiling.
>"Anon!"
>She rushes and wraps her hooves around you, nuzzling your neck.
>"I missed you..."
>You roll your eyes at that statement.
Echo, I do this everyday.
>She pulls away.
>"I know, but you leave for so long everyday! What am I supposed to do when you're gone!"
>You sigh.
I don't know, get a job? Or just hang out with another p0ny?
>Her ears flatten.
>"But I don't know anyp0ny here..."
>She looks back up to you.
>"But you're here now! And that's all that matters!"
>You pull away from her, and-
>Wait.
>You had apples with you when you walked inside.
>Where did they go?
>You look down and see all of the apples on the carpet.
>Echo picks one up, and tilts her head.
>"Anon...what is this?"
>You grab one yourself, and chew into its juicy insides.
Well, Echo, *swallows the apple chunk* this is an apple. It is a fruit that is normally grown in this town, and it tastes great.
>Echo sniffs the apple, and moves it away from her face.
>"It smells awful."
Just taste it.
>She bites into it and-
>"OHMYGOSHTHISISAMAZING!"
>Echo proceeds to chew the rest of the apple.
>She even chewed through the middle as if it was nothing.
>"That was...fantastic..."
>She turns and notices the apples on the floor.
>"MINE!"
>And all of the apples are now somehow in Echo's mouth.
>Even the one you bit into.
>Great.
>You go to sleep, and dream about nothing.
>Day Apples in Equestria.
>You wake up, and notice that there is some weight on your chest.
>Looking down, you see
>Apples?
>What the hell?
>As you get off of your bed, you trip on something and fall onto the floor, creating a mini-explosion.
>...
>Why was there a mini-explosion?
>Echo flies into your room, gasping.
>"Anon!"
>She moves towards you, and pushes you.
>"Why did you hurt the poor apples?"
>She grabs a half-smashed apple and brings it to her cheek.
>"It's ok, little apple...Echo's here to help..."
>You get up, and-
>There's fucking apples everywhere.
>You turn to Echo.
Echo...what did you do...
>"I went to that apple place and grabbed every apple I saw! Isn't that great?!"
>After you get back up, you slowly tip-toe your way around the house.
>Almost every inch of the floor has an apple on it.
>God damn it Echo.
>There is a furious banging on your door.
>"ANON! OPEN THE DANG DOOR!"
>Sounds like Applejack.
>Just perfect.
>As you slowly approach the door, it comes flying straight at you.
SHIT!
>You duck and the door smashes into the wall, shattering into a billion pieces.
>When you get up to scream at Applejack,-
>She's running towards you.
>"Why did you steal mah apple-"
>She trips over an apple and face-plants onto the floor.
>Ouch.
>She gets up and looks  at all of the apples on the floor.
>"What the hay..."
>You sigh.
Echo, come out and apologize to Applejack.
>Echo comes flying out of your bedroom eating an apple.
>"You really need to have one, Ano-"
>Echo looks up and sees Applejack.
>She notices that there are apples as her cutie mark.
>Oh...shit...
>"APPLES!"
>Echo goes into the air and bites Applejack's flank.
>This causes Applejack to run out of your house, screaming a bunch of random things.
>And Echo is still attached to her flank as this happens.
>...Fuck this, you're going back to sleep.

Anon and Echo have a campfire with the Main Six+Spike:

>The wood crackles as it starts dying down.
>"Anonymous, could you be a gentlecolt and find some wood for the fire?"
>You nod and get off of your chair.
No problem, I'll get it done.
>You stare at the Everfree Forest and gulp.
>Why was all of the firewood that the group was using located there? 
>The place is pretty creepy...
>"Ah'm coming with ya, Anon. Ya'll need somep0ny strong to carry all that wood, after all."
>Applejack trots up to your side.
OK then...
>The two of you proceed to walk into the dim woods for items that can burn.
>As your quest for sticks continues, you realize something that should've been regocnized earlier.
>Echo wasn't with you.
>Crap...this could be bad...
>You poke Applejack on the back.
Uh, Applejack?
>"Yes, Anon?"
>Sweat drips down your face.
Uh...where's Echo?
>She shrugs.
>"Ah don't think that Ah've seen her at all tonight."
>Her hoof rises and points at her bandaged flank.
>"After what happened last time, Ah definitely don't want to be near that mare when you're not around."
>You chuckle as the memory of Echo biting Applejack's butt, mistakening it for an apple, comes back into your mind.
>That was funny.
>After a quick shake, you realize that the fire must be dead by now.
We should start grabbing some sticks.
>She nods and rips the closest tree to the two of you in half, dropping both pieces to the ground.
>"Ah found some."
>After a couple more stomps, the two of you start walking back to the camp, holding dozens of chuncks.
Well, this was certainly easy.
>Applejack nods again, and you continue to walk.
>The rest of the way back is rather uneventful, minus the parts where the orange mare dropped her wood and went in a bush whenever she heard bat screeches.
>Another screech is made, except  this time, it sounds like Echo.
>You drop the wood and run back into the forest, leaving the cowmare alone.
>Another screech is made, though it isn't by Echo this time.
>This could be bad...
Echo!
>No response.
>Damn it.
>You stop and look around.
>Still no sigh of her.
>Shit...
Echo!
>There is a scream coming from the left of you.
>You turn and see a cave.
>Fuck...
>You slowly walk into the cave, shaking and sweating.
Echo...where are you...
>Still no response.
>Guess you have to go deeper.
>Gulp.
>You step on something furry, and look down.
>It's a bear.
God dam-MMPH!
>The bear has grabbed you, and is now hugging you.
>OK...
>You try to lift the bear's
arms away, but they don't move an inch.
>Just freaking great...
>Another screeching noise occurs and the bear moves its leg, hitting you in the process.
>It was strong enough to free you and slam you into the wall.
Ow...
>After some head shaking, you regain your focus and move towards the sounds.
Echo, you better be in here...
>The floor starts to shake, and when you look up, you see a bunch of bats flying at yo-
>One flew right at your face, knocking you to the ground.
>After that stampede, there is another screech that sounds like Echo's, and you look up.
>She is standing right in front of you, grinning.
>"Hi, Anon! What brings you here?"
>Of course she's safe.
>You get up, and wipe the dust off of your clothes.
Echo...I thought you were in danger.
>She shakes her head.
>"Nope! I was just making friends with the nearby bats!"
>The bat p0ny proceeds to bounch around you, smiling.
>"They were really nice!"
>Nice?
>She called the bats that stampeded  you nice.
>Wait, how can she talk with them?
Echo, how are you capable of communicating with normal bats?
>She rolls her eyes.
>"We talk through screeching, duh."
>Really? Bat p0nies can talk to bats through the annoying screeching sounds they make?
>She better not invite them over...
>Anyway, time to go back.
Echo, let's go. We need to let everyone know you're safe.
>She nods and cheerfully bounces all the way back.
>When the two of you make it back, you see that the fire is still dim.
Uh, Applejack? Why's the fire not lit?
>Sweat decides that it prefers the color orange and starts dripping down the mare's face.
>"Ah-Ah heard a screech and ran..."
>She covers her face with her hat.
>"Ah'm sorry..."
>Echo walks up to her, and pats her on the head.
>"There, there, p0ny that looks delicious, I got bored and found some wood on the way back."
>Wait, she did?
>She squees and pulls a ginourmous log from her pocket and throws it at the site where the fire is.
>Yes, she throws an entire log. Not pieces of a tree or wooden sticks, but one giant log.
>The nine of you stare as the wood becomes too heavy for the ground and starts sinking the whole fire into the ground.
>It is now too dark for any of you to see.
God damn it, Echo.

Anon and Echo meet Alukardian(and eat cake):

>You are happily walking back to your house, holding a rather plain white-frosted-cake.
>It was given to you by Pinkie Pie, because "Everyp0ny needs a cake every once in a while!".
>If she's going to give you a free cake, might as well take it.
>Echo will probably  pounce on the cake once she sees it.
>You open the door and see Echo hanging upside down, staring at a frowning black and red bat p0ny that is sitting on your couch.
>"Mr. Aluki? I don't get what you are saying."
>The stallion sighs and facehoofs.
>"For the last time, my name is Alukardian and you are one of my three marefriends, Ech-"
>"Anon!"
>Echo drops down to the floor and bounces towards you.
>"I made a new friend today!"
>She points at the stallion.
>"His name is Aluki."
>You set the cake down on the table and raise your arms towards Aluki to give him a hand/hoof shake.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Aluki-
>"Shut up, mortal."
>Wow, that was rude.
>His voice is unusually deep.
>And it's not the sexy kind of deep, either.
>The p0ny sounds like a stereotypical villian from a kids cartoon.
OK...?
>Aluki sighs and gets his lazyass off of your couch, looking away from the two of you.
>"My name is Alukardian, not Aluki."
>A lightning strike appears from the window behind him.
>"Damn it, that was way too early."
>He turns to the two of you, and removes his cloak that he was not wearing a second ago.
>"I am an evil dark lord of nighttime Equestria, and am stronger than the princessess, despite the fact I am not an alicorn."
>God dammit, he's one of these guys.
>Soon, he'll be saying he has a billion girlfrien-
>"I have three marefriends. The first is midnight, the second is unnamed because I forgot her name, and the third one..."
>It sucks being right.
>"...is Echo."
>...
>Wat.
What.
>"I'm hungry."
>Echo proceeds to fly past the cake and into your kitchen.
>Guess she doesn't know what those are.
>"That is correct. Echo is one of my many marefriends, though she seems to not remember me at all..."
>A milk carton comes flying through the air and hits Alukardian in the head.
>"I guess that might not be that bad of a thing, now that I think about it."
>Echo flys back to you with a bowl of cereal.
>"Anon, we're out of milk. Could you go buy some?"
>Her eyes start to grow to the size of her head and tears slowly form on the bottom of them.
>"Please?"
>You can't take any more of this.
>Damn your thin skin.
>You brush her mane, smiling.
Sure, I'll buy some later.
>Your finger points towards the delectible treat on the table.
Just eat that until then, ok?
>She nods and grabs the cake, flying into your room.
>Why your room? You don't know.
>Now it's just you and this edgy faggot.
So...
>"It seems my attempt at obtaining my marefriend was unsuccessful. I shall blame you for that."
>Wait, what?!
>You approach the asshat and stare at him straight in the eyes.
What do you mean 'I shall blame you for that?'
>He sighs and turns away.
>"I could explain why I said that, but it would probably be too deep for an imbecile like yoursel-"
>"Anon! You've got to try this cake! It's amazing!"
>Echo flies up to the two of you, carrying the cake, though the majority of it is on her face.
>Her tail sways left and right very quickly, hitting the wall.
>She stops flying and brings herself down to the ground, setting the cake in front the two of you.
>Alukardian just stares at it with a frown.
>"Try it!"
>She squees.
>You smile and grab your trusty knife out of your ass(metaphorically) and cut the cake in half, splitting it into two slices for you and the asshole.
>Screw forks and plates, you're just going to eat it with your hands!
>You grab the cake piece and shove all of it in your mouth, giggling.
>Echo brings herself up to your face, grinning.
>"Do you like it too?"
>You nod and swallow the food.
>The two of you turn to Alukardian, who is just staring at the rest of the cake.
>"I am not eating that. "
>Your bat p0ny roommate gasps and grabs the last slice, bringing it up to edgy-mc-edgerson's face.
>"Come on, Aluki, just one bite."
>He looks down at the mare, who is smiling and tearing up.
>"Please?"
>The stallion huffs and walks a different direction.
>"I am leaving. The two of you were useless to m-AOWMP!"
>He tripped and ended up taking all of the cake into his mouth and face.
>Echo slowly moves her hoof away from the douche, mildly giggling.
>"Keekeekee...sorry..."
>Steam starts to appear on the top of Alukifag's head.
>"How...HOW DARE YOU SPILL THIS INSOLENT PIECE OF CRAP ON MY FAC-HHMP!"
>He slips on a piece of cake that fell from Echo's face and slid out of your house.
>The two of you watch as he crashes into a bunch of buildings, gaining the rage of the town and causing a mob to chase him.
>"So...wanna get more cake?"
>Her resonse to the chaos causes you to chuckle.
Sure, just let me wipe myself of-eep!
>Echo grabs your hand and proceeds to drag you to Sugarcube corner to spend the rest of the day eating cake.
>And her face is still covered with frosting.

Echo fights someone for food:

>"Thanks for agreeing to go to my hometown with me, Anon!"
>Echo jumps around the train car as it comes to a stop.
>The door automatically opens up, and the two of you walk out.
>Well, your roommate bounces out while you walk and stare.
>"So...what do you want to do?"
>Hm?
Echo, wasn't the reason you dragged me here so that we could do something you wanted to do?
>She stops her bounce and sits on the floor, rubbing her hoof across her chin.
>"Hm...I guess we could go to the museum...but that's really boring..."
>A fly moves past her face and she slaps it immediately, sending it into the face of another bat pone.
>The collision was somehow strong enough to send the p0ny into the air, crashing into a salon, a resturant, and the back of the train.
>"Oop-EEP!"
>You grab her tail and take off in an instance.
>"A-Anon! What are you doing?!"
Taking you away from the crime scene. We don't need you getting arrested in your hometown in the first five minu-
>"ICE CREAM!"
>There is a poof and you look down to see that Echo is gone.
>"Anon! I found some free ice cream!"
>You turn around, seeing that Echo is staring at an ice cream cone on the floor with her tongue out, drooling.
>"I can't wait to eat you..."
>A worm pops out of it, and Echo continues to stare with the same enthusiasm that she had before.
>Actually, she drools even more than before.
>The treat is now completely covered in Echo's slobber, and it oozes from the cone to the ground.
Well?
>The mare looks up at you.
Are you just going to stare at it, or what?
>She stares at you with confusion, then chuckles, proceeding to grab the ice crea-
>"Back off, sweetie! That delicious thing is mine!"
>A bat mare(?) with a blond(obviously fake) mane has her hoof in front of Echo's chest.
>"But I saw it first!"
>The unknown p0ny lets out a rather masculine laugh, and pushes your roommate.
>"Look, I know without a doubt that I have sucked more dick than you..."
>She looks at you, and clicks.
>"Anyway, that is more than enough to qualify me as deserving of the spoils. And besides, out of the two of us...only I have a cock."
>Wat.
>"I...I don't get it."
>The stallion flashes his...package to you and Echo as unnessecary proof.
>He's pretty small for a stallion.
>"Um...what am I supposed to be looking at? I can't see a thing."
>He sighs, and puts it away.
>"It doesn't matter. All that I care about is that ice cream...now let me take it in peace, and I will leav-"
>"NO!"
>Echo jumps on top of him, holding the guy down.
>"It's my snack, and I'm going to take it!"
>Someone's head pops out of the destroyed restuarant, and smiles.
>"Guys! Somep0nies are going to fight!"
>A few seconds later, a crowd surrounds Echo and the stallion.
>"Screech! Screech! Screech! Screech!"
>...What is going on?
>You grab a random p0ne and set them down in front of you.
>"W-Why did you grab m-"
What the hell is going on?
>Sweat drips down the black-haired stallion and he gulps.
>"W-Well, when two bat p0nies are arguing over something or someone, they typically have a screech fight to settle their conflict."
>"IT'S MINE! *SCREECH*"
>"STEP OFF, BITCH! ICE CREAM'S FOR FAGGOTS, AND I'M ONE OF THEM!"
>There are some hissing noises, and the crowd roars in response.
>Well, time to stop Echo from getting herself killed.
>Because of how the pones are as tall as your waist, you easily move them out of the way to see the "show".
>Your roommate and the gay one are  about five feet away from each other, screaming and flailing their hooves around.
>...Really?
>A random plank of wood breaks off of a building and lands on the ice cream.
>"NOOOOOOO!!"
>Echo's wings extend and she flies at the plank, taking it off of the ground with no problem.
>She tosses it in a random direction, and it hits the queerbag in the head, knocking him out.
>The dessert is now as flat as a pancake.
>"*Sniffs* Why..."
>Tears go down her face, and she picks it up, shoving it in her face.
>"It's still...*sniffs* good..."
>You grab her with both of your arms and carry her back to the train, sighing the whole way.

Echo gets some pets:

>"Anon? Tell me again, why are you trying to buy my speakers?"
>You pull out a bag filled with 500 bits, dropping them in front of Vinyl Scratch.
They look nice, and I don't have my own set, so why not buy the closest ones around?
>That was a total lie.
>You wanted them just so that they would be away from the "WAB WUB ZZUEUE!" loving p0ny who would blast her music all day for the last two weeks.
>"Well, you're paying a lot, and it's your money, so I guess that makes sense."
>She takes a couple steps away, then does a 180 with, and only with, her head.
>"Keep my babies safe, or you're dead..."
>The mare proceeds to fade into the shadows, though the only visible shadow is the one from the tree right next to you, meaning that the blue-haired p0ne is just hiding five feet away, waiting for you to leave.
>A few seconds pass, and a tumbleweed passes between the two of you.
>Sighing, you start to push said speakers to your house.
>The bitch lives on the opposite side of the freaking town, so this is no doubt going to take awhile.
>...
>A random amount of days later...
>You are sitting on one of your chairs, reading a book.
>It's a rather nice tale, a love story about two teens that fall in love and end up killing themselves because of their idiocy.
>Oh how you wish you could be transported into the story so that you could see the deaths occur with full detail, especially since the writer didn't say shit about how they finished themselves off.
>Oh well.
>The door to your front house slams open, revealing your mate, Echo, who is bouncing around like a spring.
>"Hey Anon! Guess what I foun-"
>The mare stops her bounce, staring at the speakers that you haven't touched in days.
>"Uh, what is this?"
>You close the book an get off your arse, walking up to the small animal.
Well, Echo, that those are sp-
>Wait.
>You could maybe have some fun with this...
What I meant to say was, those are your new pets.
>A smile slowly starts to take over her face once you finish your sentence.
 >"My new pets?!"
>The mare instantaneously jumps into the air, and lands on top of one of the devices, hugging it. 
>"Oh, we are going to have so much fun! First, I'll take you guys out for a walk, next, we're going to go to an amusement park, and then, we can do more things! EEEE!"
>You are currently standing still, trying to hold in your laughter as Echo nuzzles the two objects.
>"Wait..."
> Her eyes shoot wide open, and she turns to you.
>"...Anon? I don't know what to call them..."
>Damn, she found your weakness.
 >Coming up with names.
>Just think of something stupid, Anon...she'll believe it no matter what you say...
I think you should name this one...
 >You point at the one on the left.
...Speak...and the other one...Wub...
>God, those are awf-
>" THOSE ARE AMAZING!"
>Welp.
>Echo runs into the kitchen and comes back out, holding duct tape and a marker.
 >"Now that we have names for them, we need to make sure they don't forget about them!"
>She rips the tape into two and slaps them onto the speakers,  with Wub being named Speak and Speak being named Wub.
>"Perfect!"
>A rope flies through a window and lands in her hooves, and she ties the "pets" up.
>"Time for the walk! I'll see ya later, Anon!" 
>Her wings extend, she goes into the air, and-
>She slams into the floor.
>"Ow..."
>The p0ny gets up, shakes her head, and looks at her new minions.
>"Um...do you not want to go for a walk?"
>The window slams shut, and Echo nods.
>"Oh, OK. How about tomorrow?"
>There is a creek in the house, and the mare smiles.
>"Really? Sweet! I'll go to sleep now so that we can go early in the morning!"
>She jumps and hangs onto a bar in the ceiling.
>"Goodnight, everyone!"
>Her eyes close, and there is a loud snoring throughout the house.
>A yawn escapes from your mouth,  and drowsiness takes over your body.
 >Might as well go to sleep yourself.

Anon and Echo work at a blood drive:

>"Anon, are you sure that you can look after all of this blood by yourself? I can get a couple other p0nies to come over and help you, if you want."
>You shake your head at Nurse Redheart.
No need, I can do this alone.
>"OK then. Just don't be afraid to call for me when things get really bad."
>She walks out of the tent, leaving you alone.
>This is going to be SO easy...
>All you have to do is wait back here as the blood drive goes on, grab the blood packs when the p0nes walk in, and place it on the shelves.
>Easiest pussy you'll ever get.
>And hopefully there will be more after this.
>Time to just sit back, relax, and let everything do their jobs.
>You lie down on the ground, sighing.
>If only you could get paid for doing almost nothing...
>"Anon! I need you to put this blood away!"
>Already?
I'm coming!
>You get up, and walk towards her, and do the other things that were mentioned about 20 lines ago.
>"Anon, I have another pack!"
>Damn it.
>"And another!"
>Mother fucker.
>...
>You drop to the ground, exhausted from five hours of constantly collecting and organizing blood bags.
Ho...ly...shit...
>If you ever have to touch anymore blood, you'll go crazy.
>*RIP*
>What the hell?
>What was that?
>"Keekeekeekee..."
>Are you fucking serious.
Echo, stop hiding.
>The dark-coated mare drops from the ceiling, smiling and staring at you while hanging upside-down.
>"You really need to lighten up, Anon. Acting like a grumpy-pants isn't good for you.
>Whatever.
Look, just don't touch anything. I'm doing something important, and I can't have you breaking everything.
>She tilts her head at your reason, and drops to the ground, faceplanting.
>"Ow."
>Grab her by the tail, bringing her to her hooves.
Just go play with Wub and Speak while you're waiting for me, OK?
>"Got i-*Sniffs* Is that blood?"
>God damn it.
>*Sniffs again* Yes, it's blood! Where is it?!"
>Really?
>She can't see the hundreds of pouches all over the place?
>That mare really needs to get her eyes checked out.
>"Oh my gosh, this taste so good..."
>Huh?
>Turn around, revealing that Echo has started to puncture holes in the pouches, drinking the blood that is coming out.
>"If I knew how good A-positive blood was, I would've stolen some a long time ago..."
>Wait, but that blood type is behind you!
>How the hell did she move around that quickly?
>Nevermind, it doesn't matter.
>You grab her by the head, and stare deep into her eyes.
Echo, stop drinking the blood! I need it for later!
>She looks down, small tears in her eyes.
>"But it taste good..."
No.
>"And I never get to drink blood..."
Quiet.
>"And Speak and Wub don't like me..."
>Wat.
What.
>"They won't come with me when I take them on walks, they don't talk to me, and they don't eat!"
>After that, Echo bursts into tears, wetting the dirt, causing it to start sinking the shelves.
>This mare is freaking deranged.
>She is complaining about inanimate objects because they aren't communicating with her.
>"Anon! Please help me get them to talk!"
>She jumps and stuffs her face in your shirt, giving you a strand of DNA by mucus.
>Gross.
Alright, whatever. I'll get your speakers to talk.
>"Really? Yay!"
>Your roommate moves away from you, and bounces around the tent.
>Roll your eyes and follow her as she bounces her way out of the area.
>Before you completely exit this small building, a grey hoof pushes you back.
>"Just wait in here, Anon. I'll bring them over to you."
>Alright then.
>She flies off, heading in a random direction.
>Might as well go to sleep while she takes her tim-
>*Crash/Rip*
>Sunlight brings itself into the insides of the tent, warning up the remaining fluids.
>Also, what the hell just came in here?
>You look at the floor, only to see...
>Wub.
>A giant fucking speaker is in the middle of the blood room.
>"Incoming!"
>*Bwoosh*
>And there's Speak.
>Even better.
>"Whee!"
>*One more rip*
>Echo comes through the roof in the shape of a ball, and crashes into the walls of pouches, making blood explode all over the place.
>"Oops..."
>Well, there goes your chance at decent p0ny poon.
>"Now how do I get them to talk, Anon?"
>Might as well entertain your bat before you get yelled at by the thing you wanted to fuck.
Echo, before I do this, close your eyes.
>"OK!"
>She puts her hooves over her eyes, waiting for what's to come.
>Sigh and walk behind the two speakers.
Ok, you can open them. I got them to talk.
>"Really?! That's amazing!"
>She bounces up to one of the large objects, smiling.
>"Hi Wub!"
>Do a little cough to prepare your "deep" voice.
Uh, hi Echo.
>"Oh my gosh, Anon was able to get you to talk! This is so cool!"
>She falls over and rolls around on the floor.
Yep, thanks to him, the curse that prevented me and Speak from talking has been lifted.
>The mare stops, and looks up, head tilted.
>"Did you say that Speak could speak, too?"
Yep, and she has a beautiful voice.
>"Speak's a girl?!"
>Grab the nearest rock and hit yourself in the balls with it.
>That better fucking squeak up your voice, damn it.
Y-Yep...I-I'm a girl...
>Good.
>Her mouth is now wide open, fangs sticking out.
N-Now, c-could you please t-take me and Wub back h-home? W-We were planning on having some f-fun l-later...
>A rope flies through the  area and covers the two speakers, tying them together.
>"Don't worry, my pets, I'll take you home and keep you safe!"
>In a matter of seconds, Echo and the giant black boxes are now gone.
That is the LAST time I hurt my dick to make a girl happy...
>And God knows that you've done it a lot already.
>"Anon? What happened to all of the blood?"
>Look up and see Nurse Redheart staring at the destruction with her mouth wide open and eyes wide as her face.
>Blood on the walls, blood on the flood, blood outside, the shelves are broken, etc.
>...
>You are never doing favors to get laid ever again.

Echo learns about blood in an erection:(This is clop, and has no associations with the other stories).

>You walk into town, looking for the jewelry store.
>With five hundred bits in your pockets, you are going to buy a gift.
>For whom, you say?
>Echo, the bat pony.
>She's cute, silly, an amazing fighter, and has a beautiful mane.
>You would spend hours at night, cuddling and brushing that majestic hair on her head.
>Since she's nocturnal, it would always end with your falling asleep, lying on that soft fur of hers.
>You wouldn't know what you'd do if you weren't with her right now.
>The two of you have been dating for months, and it's about time you finally get her a gift that isn't just blood.
>Rarity walks past you with gold earrings as your thoughts start to distract you.
>Obviously, she'd know where the jewelry story is.
>You repeatedly tap her on the back, and she turns.
>"Did you want something, anonymous?"
>You scratch the back of your head.
Uh,Rarity? Where's the jewelry store?
>She tilts her head.
>"Why would you want to go there? None of the products would fit you."
>Commence the facepalm.
Rarity, I want to get a gift for my marefriend, Echo, not myself.
>All of a sudden, your arm is grabbed and you are now being dragged by Rarity.
>"Anon, if you are going to get a gift for a mare, then you should've come to me!"
>She is moving at an incredible pace compared to usual.
>In fact, it's starting to hurt your arm.
R-Rarity? You're grip is really t-tight...
>"Nonsense! The jewelry store won't be open for much longer, anyway!"
>After a few seconds of the arm pain and quick movement, the two of you finally make it to the insides of the building.
>Rarity runs to a table full of necklaces.
>"Which one would a mare like Echo like?"
>Your head is grabbed and turned towards all of the ornaments.
>One of them shines and forces you to turn away.
They're too bright.
>Rarity moves the shiny one away, and taps your shoulder.
>"I removed it, Anon. Now tell me, which one would Echo like?"
>She turns your head back to the table, and
>They're all silver.
>Damn it.
Rarity, Echo would hate all of these. They are too light.
>You turn to a navy blue table, and
>YES.
>All of them are variations of black, blue, and purple.
>They're all perfect, but which one would be the best?
>A mare in a suit approaches one.
>"So, which one would you like to buy, Mister Anonymous?"
>Rarity steps over and puts her hoof in front of the mare.
>"I'll pick one out for the gentlecolt."
>She glances over the pieces with her hoof up to her chin.
>"Hm...this one would match her mane, but the other one would match with her armor, and that one would match her eyes..."
>"AHA!"
>Rarity grabs a navy black necklace with a blue crystal in the middle.
>"Anonymous, if you give your bat pony this, she will love you forever!"
>You pull out the bag of bits, and present it to the mare in the suit.
How much for this?
>"It'll be five hundred bits, counting tax."
>You nod and give her the whole bag, and proceed to head out with rarity.
>The sign on the outside changes from open to closed.
>A sense of nervousness takes over as the two of you walk through town.
Are you sure she'll like this, Rarity?
>She turns to you and scoffs.
>"Are you implying that I, Rarity, the creator of fashion styles, would pick something bad out?! That's preposterous!"
>That gets you to shut up, since you can't think of anything to say to her.
>The rest of the walk is just lifeless silence.
>After a few minutes, the two of you arrive at rarity's clothing store/her house.
>"Well, this was a fun day. Good night, Anonymous. Hope things go well for you."
>She opens the door and trots inside.
>Alright, time to go visit your marefriend/roommate/bat pony.
>...
>When you finally arrive, you open the door to see that Echo is tidying everything up.
>As the door closes,she eeps and turns to you.
>"A-Anon! You're early!"
>She fumbles and the dustpan that was in her mouth.
>"Oops, heh."
>You take a couple steps towards her, hiding the necklace behind your back.
>"Uh, Anon? What are you holding behind you?"
>Damn.
>Guess you won't be able to surprise her.
I got you a necklace.
>You bring it to her face and her eyes dilate.
>"H-How can you afford this?"
>You grin.
I saved it up over the course of the last few months. Do you like it?
>Echo stares at it for about a minute-
>"I LOVE IT!"
>She rushes and hugs you tightly.
>You wrap your arms around her, stroking her maid.
>Thank you, Rarity.
>Echo pulls away, giving you bedroom eyes.
>"Let's go to the bedroom, Anon. I REALLY want to show you my gratitude for this."
>Your hand is grabbed by her hoof and you are dragged again.
>When the two of you walk into your bedroom, Echo pushes you onto the bed.
>"Wait here, I'll be back, sweetie."
>She walks out of the room with the necklace.
>She's probably going to put it away.
>A minute later, the door opens and reveals Echo staring at you seductively in her armor.
>She slowly takes a couple steps forward, grinning.
>Damn, she looks good in that suit.
>"You're going to love me after this, Anon."
>She lowers her hoof and slowly removes her boots.
>After a quick ninety degree turn, you are given a side view of her flank.
>It's so...round and...oh, god, that armor just compliments it...
>Echo smirks as you start to drool.
>"You like what you see, eh?"
>She puts her hoof to the rest of her armor, and removes it to reveal her black underwear, containing a hole for her tail and said hole is surrounded by a modest stitch of her wings.
>Her tail sways back and forth, touching the button on your pants.
>Another ninety degree turn, and now,
>HOLY CRAP, DAT PLOT!
>It's just...perfection.
>It's roundness is in the magnificent shape, not a circle, and not an oval, just...damn.
>Her moon/cloud cutie marks on her sides look fan-fucking-tastic.
>The firmness of it could match Applejack's, and those curves,
>Those curves.
>Cars could drift for hours on those curves.
>The hairs on her butt start to rise up for some reason.
>It still looks nice.
>Echo proceeds to smack her own ass, causing her skin to jiggle a little.
>There is now a red mark on her flank.
>Oh, the things you'd do to that bat...
>She leans against you, grinding her ass against your crotch.
>"I bet you like that, don't you?!"
>The friction gradually gets faster and faster as time goes on.
>Eventually, it becomes too much for you, and you can feel your shaft trying to come out of your jeans.
>Echo looks down, and grins.
>"Time to get this started."
>She quickly pulls off all of your clothes and throws them onto the floor.
>Your member stands loud and proud, ready for attention.
>"I should take these off before I start this..."
>Echo grabs her panties and slips them off, giving you a great glimpse of her vagina in the process.
>She winks with it, then turns around, staring at your dick.
>Her hoof raises up, and pokes it.
>"Heh, you're kinda bug, Anon. And hard, too."
>She starts to move her left hoof up and down your manhood, and rubs her right hoof all over your testicles.
>Holy...crap...
>Her stroking speed increases and you produce a moan in response to it.
>Echo looks up at you, and chuckles.
>"I knew you'd like that."
>Up and down, up and down, her hooves go to town on your screwdriver.
>After a minute of more strokes, she moves her hoof away, and licks her lips.
>Echo proceeds to drag her tongue along your length, starting from your balls all the way to the tip.
D-Damn...
>Saliva comes from her tongue as she pulls away.
>"My, I'm not sure if I could take all of it in..."
>She tilts her head and wraps her tongue around your member, covering a fourth of it.
>"YmP litk that?"
>You nod.
Yeah...that's great...
>She bobs her head up and down, stroking your hose with her tongue.
>Faster and faster, her tongue goes up and down your shaft, and you grab the covers of the bed, hanging your tongue out.
>Her tongue starts to swerve along the length of your shlong.
>"You like that, don't you, handsome?"
>How is she able to talk with her tongue out like that.
>"Well, how do you think about..."
>Echo's tongue starts to extend further than before, eventually covering all of your dick.
>The pressure that is being produced down there is starting to make you throb. A lot.
>It's enough for Echo to take notice of it, and she puts her glorious tongue back inside her mouth.
>"Now, now, my dear, we can't have you cumming yet."
>She leans towards your ear.
>"I haven't even started the blowjob yet."
>Echo drops down and grabs the bottom of your throbbing cock.
>"Heh, it's even harder than before..."
>She licks her lips yet again and slowly takes the head into her mouth.
>Inch by inch, more of your dong goes down Echo's marvelous throat.
>She starts rubbing one of her hooves along the parts of your sword that weren't enjoying the luxury of being sucked off by a bat pony
>You can't help but start to let moans escape your throat.
Oh...Echo...
>You put your hands on top of Echo's head and squeeze some of her mane, hoping it's not enough to cause her pain.
>She pulls away, and looks up, smirking.
>"Grip as hard as you want, Anon."
>And now her she is back to dragging her tongue up and down your penis again.
>And it's still as good as before.
>Your grip starts to increase and your mouth opens up with your tongue hanging out.
>It starts to produce drool, and some of it gets onto Echo's hair.
>She stops the licking and pokes your hammer again.
>"Anon? How is it that your cock is so hard and throbbing like this?"
>You look down, with drool dripping to Echo and the bed.
It's...because...blood goes...down there...when I get turned on...
>Echo's eyes widen and she starts to drool along with you.
>Sweat starts going down her cheek.
>"A-Anon?"
Yes...beautiful?
>She releases her grip on your manhood.
>"C-Can I s-suck the b-blood from it? I haven't had it in a while..."
>Your dick pulsates, throbbing even faster than before.
>It's almost as if it has a heart of it's own...
>You nod your head, sweating with her as well.
Y-Yes...I-I need to finish anyway...
>Echo nods and slowly leans towards your handle.
>"I'm sorry if this hurts..."
>She quickly latches onto your dick, and dig-
OH CELESTIA!
>The pain from her fangs going into your shlong while it wants to explode is more than enough to completely finish you.
>A mixture of blood and cum exit your body and go down Echo's throat.
>There is a slurping noise, and then Echo leans away, grinning.
>"Anon...you...taste...really freaking good..."
>She falls over on the bed, and nuzzles you.
>"This was really fun..."
I...agree...
>Once you regain your breath, you turn to Echo and drag your fingers through her mane.
Echo?
>She looks at you straight in the eyes.
>"Yes, Anon?"
I love you.
>"I love you too, Anon."
>The two of you proceed to fall asleep together, cuddling.
>End.