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## Bat Pony Thread #179

Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Tue 18 Nov 2014 09:42:37 No.20684423 View Reply Original Report
Quoted By: >>20684435 >>20687348 >>20687575 >>20692791 >>20721832 >>20722644 >>20722726
Space Bat Edition
>Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin and link inside for trusted tripcodes:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://ujeb.se/BatPonyStories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://ujeb.se/BatPonies
>Thread Archive (working threads: 60-85, pics in full-res):
http://batpon.comuv.com/
>Thread Archive (everything is working, pics saved as thumbnails)
http://batponies.hostoi.com/
>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/nmlptopbats
>Current MLPChan /anon/ thread:
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/181185.html
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 09:43:41 No.20684435 Report
Quoted By: >>20684445
>>20684423
It's still shit.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 09:45:48 No.20684445 Report
Quoted By:
>>20684435
Aaand we open up with our first shitpost of the thread.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 09:53:44 No.20684496 Report
Quoted By: >>20688142
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 10:03:58 No.20684550 Report
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 10:08:58 No.20684577 Report
Quoted By:
It sure does feel lonely in this thread.
Higher quality version of last threads OP by the way.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 11:11:10 No.20684888 Report
Quoted By:
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 11:11:25 No.20684889 Report
Quoted By:
Cellyphone !TabletKxgU
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Cellyphone !TabletKxgU Tue 18 Nov 2014 13:46:10 No.20685526 Report
Quoted By: >>20685540 >>20685552 >>20685570 >>20700520
>You are Night Watch, Captain of the Night Guard in the Hollow Shades
>And you just caught Echo playing off her overly curious self off as a peeping tom peeking into ponies' windows. She's subdued by your headlock right now.
>In this case, a moth pony's window. How rare for this region.
>Echo isn't a very strong pony, but she can take a beating if she had to.
>Releasing her from your headlock, she reels and gasps for air.
>Most others would have passed out by that point. She was good to have around.
"Echo, you shift is over for the night. I'm going to follow up with that moth pony, do NOT do it again."
>Still panting, she snaps to attention. "Yes Ma'am, understood."
>Holding a stern tone, you dismiss her to go about her night. It was the end of her shift after all.
>She sighs in relief at you having let her go, for now at least. She'd get what's coming to her during the festival.
>Everyone would be there, it's the perfect situation. But that's for a later time.
>For now?
"Damage control."
---
>Okay, Hex, get it together.
>You groan and muffle yourself with your pillow in frustration.
>Nice, you left the bathroom light on. What else was going to get in the way of your nap?
>You toss off the snuggly warm covers and your body is assaulted by the cold air, causing you to shiver.
>Those covers are your lifeline right now, you'd only retain your comfiness for a few seconds.
>Using your wings as a boost to the door, you...ruin your warmness with the gust you made.
>That was poorly thought out.
>Shivering a little, you turn off the light and shut the bathroom door. That should help the room warm up a bit, it was getting cold out.
>As you approach your bedside again, you realize there's a heater by the window.
>It's worth it, you want to be a warm moth, not a cold one.
>Your attention sets upon the window, curtains drawn shut for a moment. Parting the curtain with your hoof ever so slightly, the light of the moon creates a stripe along the floor to your bed.
1/?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 13:49:04 No.20685540 Report
Quoted By:
>>20685526
And a stinky bat butt appears at the window and farts in your face!
Cellyphone !TabletKxgU

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Cellyphone !TabletKxgU Tue 18 Nov 2014 13:51:26 No.20685552 Report
Quoted By: >>20685568 >>20687072
>>20685526
>Nobody in sight, perfect. No more shady peeps for you tonight.
>The heater sits before you. A humble machine that is only as tall as the wall to the bottom of the window frame and is set into the wall, and yet accomplishes so much.
>Right now, this is your favorite machine.
>You flick the switch with your hoof and turn the dial to "high" and relish in the warm air beating your face and upper body.
>You shiver again in reaction to the temperature difference. It was amazing.
>Knowing what must be done, you begin to spin around and coat yourself evenly in the heavenly warm air.
>You squeak when the air passes over your hindquarters. Now isn't the time, however.
>Noting that you've been spinning in a circle for at least five entire minutes, you return to reality and check the window again.
>Still no one. Perfect. No more inconveniences, nothing stopping you from your nap.
>Except your paper. This is the final place you have to write an article on the behaviors and customs of different ponies. Then you could finally go home without having to make up work for winter break.
>The University paid for everything luckily, but you still had to watch your bits.
>That wasn't important now though, you'd pick up after your nap.
>Turning around for the bed, you crawl in and cover yourself with the down comforter. In combination with the warming air, it was perfect.
"You're my best friend, Bed, I love y-"
>There was a knock at the door that interrupted your sleepy monologue.
"Ugh, I'll be up all night at this rate."
>You're now a warm, but annoyed moth.
2/2
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 13:53:59 No.20685568 Report
Quoted By: >>20685616
>>20685552
>You're now a warm, but annoyed moth.
Tsundere activate!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 13:54:26 No.20685570 Report
Quoted By: >>20685616
>>20685526
then Virgo comes by for a visit with Shimmer
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 14:02:07 No.20685616 Report
Quoted By: >>20685644 >>20685651
>>20685568
>>20685570
I have an actual plan now up to a point
I'm using text boxes and arrows to keep track of each character's shenanigans so I can hopefully avoid screw ups in the future/improve quality.
I need a name for the festival, it's fall in the hollow shades right now and I'm at an impasse between Halloweenish or Thanksgiving-ey
I need to pick an actual time to write because it's 5am again
It keeps happening
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 14:06:13 No.20685644 Report
Quoted By:
>>20685616
>Plan
>Improve quality
>Pick a time to write
I wish I could do that.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 14:07:36 No.20685651 Report
Quoted By:
>>20685616
Nightmare Night, duh
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 15:14:01 No.20686001 Report
Quoted By: >>20686070
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 15:33:14 No.20686070 Report
Quoted By:
>>20686001
>tfw
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 18:14:35 No.20686985 Report
Quoted By:
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 18:26:11 No.20687072 Report
Quoted By: >>20687193 >>20689670
>>20685552
So You got any of these saved anywhere? It has moths, I'd like to read earlier parts of it, this is the first time seeing it since I very rarely visit this general and mostly stick in the moth thread
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 18:42:50 No.20687193 Report
Quoted By:
>>20687072
Here is a pastebin: http://pastebin.com/a8rAAJYV
And there is also a copy on our One Drive.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 19:00:31 No.20687348 Report
Quoted By:
>>20684423
Anana Umbra = Umbra from the last thread?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 19:26:31 No.20687575 Report
Quoted By:
>>20684423
Edgy OC general.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 20:36:53 No.20688142 Report
Quoted By:
>>20684496
>No dots
>No eyebrows
>No eyelashes
2/10 see me after class
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 21:20:21 No.20688490 Report
Quoted By:
>"Hey Echo, nice EBE*!"
>"Thanks Hekesuh, how's that TBA**?"
>"Oh, it's fine, but you can't go near it if you still have that SBH***."
>"Aw, man..."
* Enormous Bat Erection
** Tight Bat Asshole
*** Super Bat Herpes
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 22:02:32 No.20688843 Report
Quoted By: >>20688893 >>20688944
PomPom has invited you to attend yoga class with her. It's almost a hundred degrees in the room and it's full of sweaty bats. For an hour and a half, the instructor guides you through a series of body-twisting poses. How do you do?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 22:07:01 No.20688893 Report
Quoted By: >>20688999
>>20688843
Expand your big, massive dong that impresses mare bats.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 22:11:54 No.20688944 Report
Quoted By:
>>20688843
Get all da bate poon with my mango extract body spray
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 22:16:46 No.20688999 Report
Quoted By: >>20689023
>>20688893
>Mosina notices your erection
>she is in heat
>she wants to help you in the bathroom
>you go there
>you use both of her holes under her tail
>after performing two batcream pies, both of you come back to yoga class like nothing happened
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 22:18:52 No.20689023 Report
Quoted By:
>>20688999
>dub trips
We need a story about it
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2014 23:22:48 No.20689670 Report
Quoted By:
>>20687072
You'll probably realize it's mediocre about ten lines in.
I need to fix the pastebin, its formatting is all messed up and I've been to lazy to fix it
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 00:55:39 No.20690641 Report
Quoted By:
No 404 edition for me, nuke
Echo
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Echo Wed 19 Nov 2014 00:58:24 No.20690667 Report
Quoted By: >>20690739
I miss you guys please come home
**you know we're to go**
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:01:07 No.20690696 Report
Quoted By: >>20690739 >>20690940
*eeeeeeeee*
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:05:05 No.20690739 Report
Quoted By: >>20690753 >>20691504
>>20690667
>>20690696
greetings Echo
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:06:10 No.20690753 Report
Quoted By: >>20690851
>>20690739
>Responding to the autistic ponychan roleplayer
No.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:13:58 No.20690851 Report
Quoted By: >>20690886 >>20690911 >>20691504
>>20690753
But she's so nice and full of spunk.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:16:46 No.20690886 Report
Quoted By:
>>20690851
Sex joke goes here
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:18:45 No.20690911 Report
Quoted By:
>>20690851
It falls under roleplaying and shitposting, both of which are against the rules.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:21:00 No.20690940 Report
Quoted By: >>20690960 >>20691504
>>20690696
Hi, I want to cum inside you!
captcha: hatbat brushes
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:22:50 No.20690960 Report
Quoted By: >>20690994
>>20690940
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:25:49 No.20690994 Report
Quoted By: >>20691007
>>20690960
But we love Echo
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 01:26:36 No.20691007 Report
Quoted By:
>>20690994
The pony. Not the namefagging shitposter.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:00:57 No.20691486 Report
Quoted By:
I want to cuddle a sad bat pony and wipe her tears away as she trembles.
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:01:49 No.20691504 Report
Quoted By: >>20691524 >>20691662 >>20692122
>>20690739
>>20690940
>>20690851
Hi!!! I'm back the rest who wanted to be assholes and not nice go fuck yourselves
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:02:53 No.20691524 Report
Quoted By:
>>20691504
That's right, Echo
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:11:49 No.20691662 Report
Quoted By: >>20692454
>>20691504
You're looking for Ponychan.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:45:10 No.20692122 Report
Quoted By: >>20692150 >>20692162
>>20691504
>People on 4chan being nice to autists
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:46:44 No.20692150 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692122
*hugs*
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:47:54 No.20692162 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692122
/)
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 02:49:40 No.20692188 Report
Quoted By: >>20692425 >>20692483 >>20692692 >>20692977
Wordcloud generated from the thread.
Since this thread is relatively new, I can come back in a few days and give you and updated version if you want.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:07:23 No.20692425 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692188
bretty cool
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03

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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:09:34 No.20692454 Report
Quoted By:
>>20691662
No faggot
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:11:33 No.20692483 Report
Quoted By: >>20692644
>>20692188
>nice bathroom air
ಠ_ಠ
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:23:03 No.20692644 Report
Quoted By: >>20692660 >>20692748
>>20692483
They have a fruit fiber rich diet!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:24:32 No.20692660 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692644
ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:26:46 No.20692692 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692188
>Moth is front and center
I guess I'm to blame for that
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:30:48 No.20692748 Report
Quoted By: >>20692771
>>20692644
What?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:33:13 No.20692771 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692748
They have a fruit fiber rich diet!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:34:50 No.20692791 Report
Quoted By: >>20692812 >>20692907
>>20684423
Can I get sauce on this? No way in hell am I sifting through archives on my slow internet
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:36:26 No.20692812 Report
Quoted By: >>20692903
>>20692791
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:39:07 No.20692856 Report
Quoted By:
KEeEEeeKEEEeKeeEeeKeeeeeKEEkKeeeeeKEEEKeeEeekKEeKEEEkKeeKeeeeeKEEEKEEeEKeeeEkKEeEKkKeEEEekkKEeEEeeKEeeKKEEeEKeEKEEeKeEKEEkKkKeEKEeEKKEKeEKekKEEEEKeeEkKeEKEEeEKEEEKEeKeEKekKEEEeKeeKKeEKEEeEKeeeKEEEEkKeEKEEEeKeEKeeeKEEEEkKEEEEKEeKeEKEeekKeEEEe
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:42:20 No.20692903 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692812
Thanks anon. You're a saint.
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:42:33 No.20692907 Report
Quoted By: >>20693213 >>20693235
>>20692791
Someone's RP character on ponychan.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/ooc/res/448466.html
Not even kidding, I googled the picture and this came up. At least Spacebat Umbra hasn't been described yet, and we just used that as a placeholder. R-right?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:47:17 No.20692977 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692188
>No Nicky
Let's change that. Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky.
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:48:32 No.20692994 Report
Quoted By: >>20693091 >>20693177 >>20693206
Night my little bats and thirsters
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 03:55:04 No.20693091 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692994
>"XD IF I COPY VITO THIS THREAD WILL LOVE ME LOLOLOL"
Mods please ban this autist.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:00:32 No.20693177 Report
Quoted By: >>20693187
>>20692994
good night little Echo
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:01:14 No.20693187 Report
Quoted By:
>>20693177
Machi, stop.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:02:16 No.20693206 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692994
Good night.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:02:56 No.20693213 Report
Quoted By: >>20693274 >>20693973
>>20692907
>mfw I actually know that guy
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:04:39 No.20693235 Report
Quoted By:
>>20692907
Spacebat is dead and never coming back.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:07:01 No.20693274 Report
Quoted By: >>20693973
>>20693213
Tell him to come in here so we can tell him how big of a faggot he is for posting on Ponychan.
Then we'll tell him about how awesome his OC is.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:26:46 No.20693583 Report
Quoted By: >>20693604 >>20693628 >>20693640
Many pink bat.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:28:15 No.20693604 Report
Quoted By: >>20693628
>>20693583
Or my phone can post it upside down.
That's fine too.
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:29:31 No.20693628 Report
Quoted By:
>>20693583
>>20693604
Australian phones, right?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:30:03 No.20693640 Report
Quoted By: >>20693667 >>20708998
>Acacia CYOA is dead
>Anon- Vampony hunter! is dead
>Moss Moon and the Lunar Spring is dead
>Knight's Nightlight is dead
>Radom is dead
>Sirocca is dead
>Trials is dead
I wish all our unfinished stores will reach their "the end" 's
>>20693583
It must be a great feeling to snuggle to all of them.
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:31:48 No.20693667 Report
Quoted By: >>20693764
>>20693640
>Sirocca is dead
As soon as AFO's rewrite is done, I'll be able to powerhouse Sirocca's story.
You're going to be extremely upset with what you've said, though.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:38:41 No.20693764 Report
Quoted By: >>20693790
>>20693667
>You're going to be extremely upset with what you've said, though.
Why? I don't get it.
!gpaysxNUKE
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!gpaysxNUKE Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:41:07 No.20693790 Report
Quoted By:
>>20693764
Shh. Don't worry about it.
Nothing bad though.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:54:28 No.20693973 Report
Quoted By: >>20694034
>>20693274
>>20693213
Well, he did what you asked.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 04:59:12 No.20694034 Report
Quoted By:
>>20693973
What a nice looking wings.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 05:50:14 No.20694687 Report
Quoted By: >>20694721 >>20694980 >>20695143 >>20697906
show me da batbutt
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 05:52:50 No.20694721 Report
Quoted By: >>20694827
>>20694687
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 06:01:28 No.20694827 Report
Quoted By:
>>20694721
ThatIsMyFetish.JPG
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 06:14:12 No.20694980 Report
Quoted By:
>>20694687
No this thread already stinks enough.
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 06:26:48 No.20695143 Report
Quoted By:
>>20694687
Have a Florence that could use an update
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 07:47:44 No.20696155 Report
Quoted By:
Suddenly, bats!
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 09:03:46 No.20696848 Report
Quoted By:
bedtime sleepy bump
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 09:14:59 No.20696945 Report
Quoted By: >>20697162 >>20698702
how does this make you feel?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 09:50:12 No.20697162 Report
Quoted By:
>>20696945
>You are bat captain.
>Luna is pressing herself against you.
>Knees weak, face sweaty.
>"Come, my captain. You have other duties to attend to this night~"
>She leads to her bedchambers as you desperately hold in your spaghetti
>She takes you to her bathroom and orders you to clean out her toilet.
>Yfw you spend the night unblocking Luna's toilet because she hadn't went for a thousand years.
>"Make sure it's all gone, my captain~"
"Y-You too, Princess..."
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 12:01:36 No.20697906 Report
Quoted By:
>>20694687
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Wed 19 Nov 2014 13:46:51 No.20698367 Report
Quoted By:
Morning bump!
>you are speck
>you see nig
>your fangs begen to drip with water
>nig is being a nig robbing a store
>you fly over and bite nig on the neck
>nig is like shhhhit
>tfw you had Ebola and didn't know it
>nig dies
>you get a medal
>you saved eqistreia
>tfw it was fun
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Wed 19 Nov 2014 13:48:40 No.20698371 Report
Quoted By:
[/spoile]i hate niggers[spoile]
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 15:24:18 No.20698702 Report
Quoted By:
>>20696945
She's gonna touch him in the bum.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 17:02:45 No.20699236 Report
Quoted By: >>20699425
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 17:29:43 No.20699425 Report
Quoted By:
>>20699236
ayy lmao she look like alien
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 19:44:09 No.20700436 Report
Quoted By: >>20700495 >>20700512
Slow?..
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 19:50:20 No.20700495 Report
Quoted By:
>>20700436
A little.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 19:52:40 No.20700512 Report
Quoted By:
>>20700436
Seems like it.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 19:53:42 No.20700520 Report
Quoted By: >>20700564
>>20685526
>still no pregnant
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 19:58:24 No.20700564 Report
Quoted By:
>>20700520
Damnit, had an autism moment typing
>pregnant Night Watch
Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 22:02:31 No.20701767 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 22:16:17 No.20701929 Report
Quoted By: >>20701987
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 22:20:57 No.20701987 Report
Quoted By:
>>20701929
That image quality surpasses human comprehension.
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Wed 19 Nov 2014 22:41:33 No.20702229 Report
Quoted By:
Bump
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 19 Nov 2014 23:39:51 No.20702918 Report
Quoted By: >>20703164
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 00:01:04 No.20703164 Report
Quoted By: >>20703207
>>20702918
This is still the best picture ever produced by this thread. You can't prove me wrong. It rhymes too, Aux is socks.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 00:04:44 No.20703207 Report
Quoted By: >>20703226
>>20703164
>Aux is socks.
Hmm
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 00:06:27 No.20703226 Report
Quoted By:
>>20703207
*in
Fug.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 00:09:11 No.20703249 Report
Quoted By: >>20703320
My laptop is still packed bump
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 00:15:29 No.20703320 Report
Quoted By:
>>20703249
hnnnnnggg
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 01:16:58 No.20703909 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 02:10:35 No.20704512 Report
Quoted By: >>20704545 >>20705133
So, space bat?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 02:12:50 No.20704545 Report
Quoted By: >>20704751
>>20704512
Is this space bat from the story?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 02:26:35 No.20704751 Report
Quoted By:
>>20704545
I'm the space bat, from the OP pic.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 02:52:06 No.20705133 Report
Quoted By: >>20705178 >>20705238
>>20704512
Why does she have two mouths?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 02:56:05 No.20705178 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705133
So she can call you a retard twice as much.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 02:56:19 No.20705182 Report
Quoted By: >>20705218 >>20705334 >>20705425 >>20706994
#rekt
http://zowiestardust-mlp.deviantart.com/journal/This-needs-to-be-said-495478651
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 02:59:12 No.20705218 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705182
An autist crying over another autist stealing her shitty autistic OC. Good game.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:01:26 No.20705238 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705133
Probably just less pressure in the brush stroke, resulting in a blank section.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:10:01 No.20705334 Report
Quoted By: >>20705362
>>20705182
dumb bitch should know that by posting it on the internet she's making it public property then
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:12:16 No.20705362 Report
Quoted By: >>20705390 >>20705408 >>20705425
>>20705334
Shut the fuck up, Machi. DeviantAustism has copyright clauses that protect that kind of shit. Sadly, she's in full legal right on this.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:14:29 No.20705390 Report
Quoted By: >>20705414 >>20705456
>>20705362
well alright then, I didn;t know about that, how'd you know it was me?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:15:31 No.20705408 Report
Quoted By: >>20705431 >>20705542
>>20705362
Aren't all these OCs technically Hasbro's property?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:15:43 No.20705414 Report
Quoted By: >>20705470
>>20705390
Because you type the same exact way in every thread.
You should probably do research on shit before you start talking, by the way. It's annoying as all fuck when you type dumb shit that's easily learned.
Vito !RosewdLvQs
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:16:26 No.20705425 Report
Quoted By: >>20705456 >>20705465 >>20705468
>>20705182
I thought she is just a silly, bit overreactive, but still nice girl.
But now I see she is even bigger drama queen than me.
>>20705362
Bullshit, did I say Robinia belongs to us? No.
Did I say she is my character? No. Did I say it's donut steel mine pony please don't even look at her? No.
Half of the derpibooru should rot in adult jail for drawing official ponies from the show, then.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:16:47 No.20705431 Report
Quoted By: >>20705468 >>20705542
>>20705408
Loopholes.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:18:29 No.20705456 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705390
You posting methods are yours alone, Machi
>>20705425
[Intensifies]
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:19:01 No.20705465 Report
Quoted By: >>20705504 >>20705521 >>20705561 >>20705639 >>20706509
>>20705425
"Vector of bat ponies from the CYOA "
>Not linking to Zowie
>Not giving credit where it's due
You're really fucking stupid sometimes. That's forgivable. But you're wrong if you're saying you didn't imply that she "belongs" to us.
You give these threads an even worse reputation than we already have by doing stupid shit like this. Pull your head out of your ass for a minute and think about the consequences of your stupid bullshit.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:19:16 No.20705468 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705425
I think she might be referring to all the freedom photoshops.
>>20705431
You'd think they would have closed those up, them being the shills they are.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:19:20 No.20705470 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705414
>people researching and not spouting random shit
>on 4chan
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:21:06 No.20705504 Report
Quoted By: >>20705536
>>20705465
>Not giving credit where it's due
you don't have to give a credit you fucking idiot, learn to internets and then post
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:22:06 No.20705521 Report
Quoted By: >>20705536
>>20705465
Hi, Zowie, please fuck off back to your shitty dA
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:22:59 No.20705536 Report
Quoted By: >>20705561 >>20705591 >>20705639 >>20706509 >>20710728
>>20705504
>lmao i'm whiteknighting vito even though he's shitting all over our already shitty reputation xD
Kill yourself.
Tagging her in the description saying it's her pony that we're using for a CYOA would be sufficient enough.
She's not an unreasonable person if you don't treat her like shit.
>>20705521
Try again, dumbfuck. Who's the only person here that's even tried to keep our reputation out of the shitter?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:23:12 No.20705542 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705431
>>20705408
http://kirawra.deviantart.com/art/The-Truth-About-Selling-Fanart-212570726
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:25:01 No.20705561 Report
Quoted By: >>20705576
>>20705536
>>20705465
>Nuke going full retard
you forget to suck Vito's dick for new vectors of Speck and now you feel bad ;^(
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:26:14 No.20705576 Report
Quoted By: >>20706509 >>20706555
>>20705561
Aw implying I can't afford to pay people to draw her for me ;^(
My feelings are so hurt, boo hoo.
Sorry that I'm not afraid to call him out when he does something stupid.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:27:39 No.20705591 Report
Quoted By: >>20705641
>>20705536
>She's not an unreasonable person if you don't treat her like shit.
Not that anon but, I bet that she'd demand payment for using the character if we did credit her.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:30:30 No.20705639 Report
Quoted By: >>20705671
>>20705536
>>20705465
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you, Nuke? Whiteknighting dA attention whore? Who the fuck are you?
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:30:38 No.20705641 Report
Quoted By: >>20705666 >>20705792 >>20706509
>>20705591
I honestly doubt that. One of her journal "rule" things has something about "asking to make fanart" of her characters, and that "most of the time [she] won't mind."
She'd most likely just say "ask next time."
She really isn't unreasonable. I'm talking to her, I told her I hate how she puts all of this sparkledog shit on her bat-ponies, but she's being somewhat reasonable.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:32:15 No.20705666 Report
Quoted By: >>20705706 >>20705709 >>20705710 >>20705810
>>20705641
get the fuck out from our thread and suck her dick, you are not a part of the bat thread anymore
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:32:22 No.20705671 Report
Quoted By: >>20706509
>>20705639
I'm looking out for the thread, and trying to prevent it from being flooded with ponychan autists that was to shit everything up with their pants-on-head bullshit. Same fucking thing I did with Lunar Solstice last year on tumblr.
If you seriously think I'm trying to whiteknight Zowie, holy fuck I hope you know what whiteknighting actually means.
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:34:12 No.20705706 Report
Quoted By: >>20706509
>>20705666
And what do you do for the threads? Write? Draw? Keep off-site drama quelled and preventing the threads from getting shit on by retards?
You might want to work on your english some more. You used the wrong preposition. :^)
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:34:29 No.20705709 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705666
trips confirm, old Nuke is dead, now we've got a huge faggot with his trip
Steam
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Steam Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:34:40 No.20705710 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705666
Calm yourself, nerd.
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:40:42 No.20705792 Report
Quoted By: >>20705814
>>20705641
Considering this WAS a character that she wanted to sell, I doubt the situation can be salvaged at all.
I don't care what the thread says, you're a good person for looking out for the thread.
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03

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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:42:12 No.20705810 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705666
Satan confirmed
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:42:27 No.20705814 Report
Quoted By: >>20705898
>>20705792
that was not even a character, but a shitty no name, no cutiemark doodle with a watermark
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:47:12 No.20705898 Report
Quoted By: >>20705950 >>20706015
>>20705814
And I think she's an asshole for trying to sell it, anyone who sells OCs like this is an asshole, but you don't think we may have taken it a little bit far?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:48:20 No.20705920 Report
Quoted By: >>20706074
Despite being sick and having sore throat from swallowing far too much metaphorical semen, I find myself sufficiently roused to make a statement.
As the creator of the Acacia CYOA, I would like to say that I do not condone or support any hostility, grumbling, or sad feelings between the bat thread (heretofore dubbed "Bates") and ZowieStarstruck (heretofore dubbed "M'lady") and her fanbase.
The Acacia CYOA is a wholesome interactive experience with some mild adult themes, intended to be inclusive of all. I do not believe that it is effective or worthwhile for any of the above named parties to inform the others of any perceived delusions or insanities, no matter how obvious they may seem to the individual.
The character of Robinia in the story is a cyan pony with a messy, scarlet colored mane. Though she may bear a passing resemblance to a character created by M'lady, they are in fact not the same character; Robinia has a defined personality, a sister, and a desire for revenge.
Therefore, in future, it is my wish that any fanart of the character Robinia be correctly attributed to the CYOA, as it has no association with any other character, and any imagined associations should not be used to cause trouble between or within any of the affected parties.
Thank you for your time. I return now to my multibillion-dollar Arabian palace to suck more dick.
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:49:57 No.20705950 Report
Quoted By: >>20706015 >>20706034
>>20705898
how? by drawing a bat pony? bitch went full attention whore and sent white knights because Vito made two fucking pictures of her shitty sketch
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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:54:19 No.20706015 Report
Quoted By: >>20706205 >>20706509 >>20711399
>>20705898
Agreed. God damn, adoptables are the stupidest fucking thing.
>>20705950
Vito being passive-aggressive to people commenting on his shit, even though he's blatantly wrong in all of this. Yes Zowie is being a bitchy attention-whore, but the whole thing isn't one-sided.
Vito's in the wrong by being an asshole to people that don't know both sides, and instead of explaining the situation to them in a very calm and mature manner, he's acting like a passive aggressive child. Board culture.
Zowie's in the wrong by handling it like a dumbass. Because she doesn't understand that being as "popular" as she is, and putting someone else in the spotlight, she invites the people that know only the things she does to attack people without getting both sides of a story.
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:55:35 No.20706034 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705950
And then there was that whole 'Fight for freedom' thing, her adoption into the CYOA. I'm not saying she's the good guy here, but maybe we should cut back a little, it's almost a moot point anyway since the CYOA is dead.
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:55:56 No.20706040 Report
Quoted By: >>20706067
I came to this thread all I see are faggots whining and I'm thinking shut the fuck up and make some oc or write draw or discuss bat pone now shut the fuck up and not shit up the thread and listen to Nuke
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:57:33 No.20706067 Report
Quoted By: >>20706094
>>20706040
This is the bat thread now. And I thought you were done with this place with all that 'The name Echo is up for grabs." thing you did.
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:58:13 No.20706074 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705920
>Though she may bear a passing resemblance to a character created by M'lady, they are in fact not the same character; Robinia has a defined personality, a sister, and a desire for revenge.
This. Fucking this, if you draw a blue rectangle, then you make it rounded on the top, you can't say "ask me if you want to draw MY blue rectangle, because IT'S MINE".
We, Moss Moon Anon and other Anons, gave Robinia a name, personality, cutie mark, sister, history and everything. Not even colours are the same like from the original Zowie's sketch. The only common thing is her mane.
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Thu 20 Nov 2014 03:59:28 No.20706094 Report
Quoted By: >>20706118
>>20706067
Nope changed my mind bitch
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:01:28 No.20706118 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706094
>bitch
r00d :^(
zee
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zee Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:06:45 No.20706171 Report
Quoted By: >>20706192 >>20706202
Hey guys, I was thinking of continuing-
>All this autism and babby's first drama spouts
And this is why I never come here anymore.
Hi-ho!
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:08:31 No.20706192 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706171
hi zee, welcome
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:09:01 No.20706202 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706171
Hi ze- okay bye.
Vito !RosewdLvQs
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:09:17 No.20706205 Report
Quoted By: >>20710988
>>20706015
Report me on dA and write to m00t how angered you are.
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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:14:20 No.20706269 Report
Quoted By: >>20706293
http://pinkie-pie-and-luna.jimdo.com/bats-ponies/
>read the whole thing in one of those spanish infomercial voices.
I needed this.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:16:12 No.20706293 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706269
could you please go to the moth thread? We don't need even more shitposting, it's enough for today
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:22:52 No.20706402 Report
Quoted By: >>20706435
Am I the only one who wants a bat pony to nibble on my dick with her fangs?
Seriously, it'd be sexy as fuck.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:22:54 No.20706404 Report
Quoted By:
Hush bate thread. Let Princess Cadancebat soothe you with her gentle demeanor and warm hug. She'd never suck your blood after you drifted off into slumber, would she?
!gpaysxNUKE
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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:24:49 No.20706435 Report
Quoted By: >>20706456
>>20706402
>Literally most of what the first threads were
No, you aren't the only one.
>tfw no more simple green feels with bat.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:26:08 No.20706456 Report
Quoted By: >>20706485
>>20706435
>tfw "you will never" is the shittiest greentext construction of all time
!gpaysxNUKE
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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:28:06 No.20706485 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706456
But it's simple and gets a point across.
They're also easy reading with little commitment. Good starter fodder.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:29:35 No.20706509 Report
Quoted By: >>20706532 >>20706540
>>20705465
>>20705536
>>20705576
>>20705641
>>20705671
>>20705706
>>20706015
>all that hate towards Vito
Did I miss something?
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:31:05 No.20706532 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706509
Drama. Don't worry about it.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:31:33 No.20706540 Report
Quoted By: >>20706555
>>20706509
Vito doesn't want to draw Speck and Sirocca
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:32:41 No.20706555 Report
Quoted By: >>20706635
>>20706540
See >>20705576
:^) I don't give a fuck if he draws my bats. He stopped doing that a hell of a long time before I started "hating" him.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:34:15 No.20706582 Report
Quoted By: >>20706632 >>20706834
I have no idea what's going on right now...are the bats still here?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:37:50 No.20706632 Report
Quoted By: >>20706669
>>20706582
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:37:55 No.20706635 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706555
You know that your shitposting and flinging shit at us don't help to get more stories or pictures? Don't post your 'le drama' crap here and stop attacking us, there are other boards dedicated for that.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:40:39 No.20706669 Report
Quoted By: >>20706734
>>20706632
That bat is spacey as fuck.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:41:58 No.20706690 Report
Quoted By:
>Be Echo the bat.
>Be on Anons magical light contraption.
"Hey, Anon?"
>Anon looks up from his book at you.
>"Yeah?"
"Are the people on this 'internet' always so..."
>"Butthurt? Yes. You learn to tune it out.
"Oh."
>...
"Hey Anon?"
>"What now?"
"You should take a nap."
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:44:28 No.20706734 Report
Quoted By: >>20706772
>>20706669
Funky fresh too.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:47:33 No.20706772 Report
Quoted By: >>20706788 >>20706808 >>20706857 >>20706906
>>20706734
I only hope my bat may be funky fresh, as well, in time.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:48:34 No.20706788 Report
Quoted By: >>20706819
>>20706772
That's a pretty sweet batpony you have there
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:49:37 No.20706808 Report
Quoted By: >>20706819 >>20706832 >>20706859
>>20706772
Is this Umbra?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:50:15 No.20706819 Report
Quoted By: >>20706859 >>20706906
>>20706788
Thank you!
>>20706808
It is.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:51:06 No.20706832 Report
Quoted By: >>20706853
>>20706808
People actually want Umbra, huh?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:51:07 No.20706834 Report
Quoted By: >>20706899 >>20706922
>>20706582
The bats are long gone, but you can still interact with the remaining people who prattle on about stinky bat butts xD and tip batdoras with the dregs of this board. A better alternative would be to move on to another thread or just find something decent to do with your time.
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:52:01 No.20706853 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706832
Yes.
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:52:08 No.20706857 Report
Quoted By: >>20707076
>>20706772
Tfw> I thought the signature was a sign post initially and was about comment how huge that bat was.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:52:10 No.20706859 Report
Quoted By: >>20706891 >>20706906
>>20706819
>>20706808
Whoops, different Umbra
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:54:26 No.20706891 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706859
Oh no, not that Umbra people were asking about. I'm the POS who made Anna Umbra.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:54:35 No.20706899 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706834
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:54:50 No.20706906 Report
Quoted By: >>20706922 >>20706928
>>20706859
How many Umbra are there actually?
These two
>>20706819
>>20706772
and one astro bat from the story?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:55:58 No.20706922 Report
Quoted By: >>20706953
>>20706834
That implies that I really have anything better to do.
>>20706906
I'm not sure what story that is. I wasn't aware that there was an astro bat, until I saw this thread, and Anna in a space suit.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:56:17 No.20706928 Report
Quoted By: >>20706953 >>20706980
>>20706906
I think so, lotta Umbra's. I'm the one who made the Astro Bat and posted the shitty green
!gpaysxNUKE
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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:57:49 No.20706953 Report
Quoted By: >>20706986 >>20707070 >>20707143
>>20706922
Previous thread, there was a story about an astrologist bat named Umbra.
Your Umbra a ok
>>20706928
Your Umbra a best
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:59:39 No.20706980 Report
Quoted By: >>20707000
>>20706928
It was not shitty, it reminds me our first stories, like Anon x Moonlight or Anon x Gloomie, I can draw her if you want, but I need more details.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 04:59:56 No.20706986 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706953
Well thank you for that! Really.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:00:29 No.20706994 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705182
What did it say?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:00:39 No.20706997 Report
Quoted By:
Nuke is a pedophile.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:00:46 No.20707000 Report
Quoted By: >>20707015
>>20706980
I could post a quick physical description if you like
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:01:45 No.20707015 Report
Quoted By: >>20707070
>>20707000
Better would be an another chapter.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:05:23 No.20707070 Report
Quoted By:
>>20707015
>>20706953
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:05:46 No.20707076 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706857
Hi, BatDesu.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:10:59 No.20707143 Report
Quoted By: >>20707157
>>20706953
Which thread exactly was the story on? I'd like to read it.
!gpaysxNUKE

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!gpaysxNUKE Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:11:30 No.20707157 Report
Quoted By:
>>20707143
178, near the end.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:31:25 No.20707412 Report
Quoted By: >>20707589
these girls from Vito's dA act like feminists
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:45:32 No.20707589 Report
Quoted By: >>20707648 >>20715347 >>20715447
>>20707412
They made my day, Zowie is a funny girl, but her "friends" are even better.
Bed time, tomorrow I'll post two ideas for Rosewood from the previous thread:
>Draw a pony that isn't utter trash.
>Draw Rosewood as a dirty peasant girl, tired and scuffed up from a long day's work in the gardens. Depict her simple, natural beauty
Good night, my little bats and thirsters.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 05:50:09 No.20707648 Report
Quoted By:
>>20707589
good night
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 06:48:36 No.20708397 Report
Quoted By:
batbump
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 07:51:01 No.20708993 Report
Quoted By:
batbump
The Hands !Slavshit.Y

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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Thu 20 Nov 2014 07:51:44 No.20708998 Report
Quoted By: >>20709875
>>20693640
Not dead, just takes a back seat to school. Will continue during the break.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 09:17:25 No.20709845 Report
Quoted By: >>20710691 >>20714250
I see the self-appointed king of the moth and bat threads is back.
Please fuck off back to where you came from, Nuke.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 09:21:51 No.20709875 Report
Quoted By:
>>20708998
Hope you're having a good time at school, Hands
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 11:06:21 No.20710468 Report
Quoted By:
Hasbro Joins Toybox Tools and The Autism Project
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 12:14:03 No.20710681 Report
Quoted By:
Does Flare like hugs?
>Inb4 pic
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 12:18:17 No.20710691 Report
Quoted By: >>20710740
>>20709845
Just ignore him, like the adults do with the mentally challenged children irl
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 12:30:17 No.20710728 Report
Quoted By:
>>20705536
>Who's the only person here that's even tried to keep our reputation out of the shitter?
Everyone who posted new content or discussed here about bat ponies, but not you. We do not talk shit about contributors to people we don't even know. Every time you post here you just beg us for attention, because nobody really gives a shit about your rewritten AFO. You don't even post it in bat threads, but on fimfiction. Why don't you go and shitpost on your profile instead of our threads, huh?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 12:32:53 No.20710740 Report
Quoted By:
>>20710691
He was rude, but he was right. Just look at this thread and Nuke's posts
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:23:50 No.20710940 Report
Quoted By: >>20710946 >>20710979 >>20721710
Too late now
You could have prevented this Quill
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:24:04 No.20710941 Report
Quoted By:
Who else fucking hates Zowie Kikedust?
Jesus I hope she fucking disintegrates.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:25:06 No.20710946 Report
Quoted By: >>20710978
>>20710940
ayy lmao their bodies look like two penises
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:35:07 No.20710978 Report
Quoted By: >>20711035
>>20710946
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:35:08 No.20710979 Report
Quoted By: >>20711039
>>20710940
>implying I would have lifted a finger to stop it
Oh hoof stylus, it's almost like you think i'm not into this.
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03

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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:37:35 No.20710988 Report
Quoted By:
>>20706205
Moot dosent read his email so Ya you safe Vito
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:52:10 No.20711035 Report
Quoted By:
>>20710978
ayy lmao you put her in the washing machine and stuck your penor in her butt so that she rotates around it
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:52:47 No.20711039 Report
Quoted By: >>20711053 >>20711090 >>20711162 >>20711195
>>20710979
But I drew it
The least desirable drawfag
In moth at least, I'm sure
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 13:55:58 No.20711053 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711039
no, we love you!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 14:06:25 No.20711090 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711039
moths like you
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 14:23:42 No.20711162 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711039
>The least desirable drawfag
I find you partially desirable.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 14:31:27 No.20711195 Report
Quoted By: >>20711204 >>20711205
>>20711039
I find you rather desirable, phoneboy.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 14:33:56 No.20711204 Report
Quoted By: >>20711246
>>20711195
Th-That's pretty gay, nick.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 14:34:03 No.20711205 Report
Quoted By: >>20711246
>>20711195
you in moth too Nicky boy?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 14:44:25 No.20711246 Report
Quoted By: >>20711258
>>20711204
So?
>>20711205
No, I just find him desirable.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 14:47:12 No.20711258 Report
Quoted By: >>20711377 >>20722749
>>20711246
Nicky you gae
who's the animu grille? her design somewhat interests me
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:14:26 No.20711377 Report
Quoted By: >>20722749
>>20711258
What if I am gay, anon? :^)
And she's from the game DanganRonpa, I don't know her name because I haven't gotten around to playing it. It's only on PSP and Vita though.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:15:17 No.20711380 Report
Quoted By: >>20713465
More Acacia CYOA when?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:18:49 No.20711399 Report
Quoted By: >>20711420 >>20711617
>>20706015
I agree with you on this, Nuke. Pissing off Zowie is funny as hell, but the least he could do is not claim it was 'his' OC or from an CYOA.
At the very least, he could add "Inspired by Zowiestardust" the description. You can't copyright inspiration, can you?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:23:22 No.20711420 Report
Quoted By: >>20711442 >>20711617
>>20711399
but he didn't claim it as his OC, he just makes pictures for free, not like Zowie
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:27:14 No.20711442 Report
Quoted By: >>20711502 >>20711617
>>20711420
>but the least he could do is not claim it was 'his' OC or from an CYOA.
>or from an CYOA
do you even read? all I'm saying is that he shouldn't claim that she was created here, and give proper credit
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:37:50 No.20711502 Report
Quoted By: >>20711532 >>20711617
>>20711442
Vito can get away with it because he's doing it FOR FREE. Intellectual Property law states that even if somebody is releasing an identical product, as long as they're not making a profit on it if they release it for free.
Every wonder how Black Mesa or Project: Contingency was/are allowed to be developed despite the fact that they're obviously remakes of an already existing IP? As long as they don't use any official assets from whatever they're copying, they can circumvent copyright laws by making it free. The US law system decides that since it's free, the company who legally owns the IP is NOT losing any sales off of it, and thus it's perfectly legal. It's a broken-ass system, but at least it's a broken-ass system in our favor.
If Vito started charging for Robinia, then yeah, I could see a problem, but as it stands there is nothing (legally) wrong with what he is doing.
But then again this is Deviantart we're talking about, it's not like anybody there actually knows what the law is. They'll probably bitch and moan and rally followers until deviantart removes the image.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:42:35 No.20711532 Report
Quoted By: >>20711603 >>20711632
>>20711502
Also, Zowie made a huge mistake, because she removed her original picture from dA. Now anyone can say she stole Robinia's design and now is trying to start a shitstorm.
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:55:06 No.20711603 Report
Quoted By: >>20711660
>>20711532
Zowie made a terrible mistake when she decided to mess with the likes of us.
*tips batdora*
WE ARE BAT THREAD
WE ARE LEGUME
Vito !RosewdLvQs
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Thu 20 Nov 2014 15:58:14 No.20711617 Report
Quoted By: >>20711624 >>20711684
>>20711502
>>20711442
>>20711399
>>20711420
I had fun, but enough is enough, more and more crying girls come to my account to whine. That "Inspired by Zowiestardust" is not a bad idea, two colours are the same and their manes look similar, so it's truth.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:00:00 No.20711624 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711617
Poland getting BTFO again.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:01:12 No.20711632 Report
Quoted By: >>20711684 >>20711714
>>20711532
I know. I almost feel bad for her because it seems she legitimately didn't want anyone to use her character because she was scared of what would happen to her. The internet is full of scat fetishists, pedophiles, and people who get a laugh of seeing a dog cut in half by a chainsaw, I could completely see the logic behind trying to avoid that. But she did it in such a terribly way. If she had released her character and asked that people asked before drawing her instead of outright telling people they couldn't she would've avoided all this drama. It's Streisand effect in a nutshell. Sure you would've ended up with one or two people drawing her once or twice, but you wouldn't end up with a minor shitstorm and make people use her just to spite the artist.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:05:56 No.20711660 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711603
Bat thread is based as fuck. Fuck all the other generals, the shitheads that run them need to GTFO /mlp/
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:08:39 No.20711684 Report
Quoted By: >>20711714
>>20711632
>>20711617
Draw Zowie's OC eating shit as it falls out of Robina's asshole.
Then draw that stupid fucking bat of hers being raped by a bunch of ziggers.
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:11:02 No.20711714 Report
Quoted By: >>20711732 >>20711748 >>20712527
>>20711632
>it seems she legitimately didn't want anyone to use her character because she was scared of what would happen to her
Check her account, deviations and comments. She is pissed off probably because I made a picture and she has 0$ from it. The same situation with plushies, she was analblasted because there were people who made plushies of StarStruck and again- no $$$ for her. The problem is she lives in her imaginated world, with her own, imaginated rules and she forgets there are other people and other, official rules (like these on dA).
>>20711684
No, that's not the point.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:13:20 No.20711732 Report
Quoted By: >>20711764
>>20711714
Sounds like she needs a cold hard lesson in capitalism.
ZowieStardust

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ZowieStardust Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:15:30 No.20711748 Report
Quoted By: >>20711760
>>20711714
Please delete your pictures and stop using my OC.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:16:45 No.20711760 Report
Quoted By: >>20711781 >>20711795
>>20711748
sorry gurl no shekels for you ;(
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:16:58 No.20711764 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711732
Somebody message her and tell her that she will start making money only when she starts delivering a superior product at a better price than her competitors. Explain capitalism to her.
I want to see her reaction.
ZowieStardust
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ZowieStardust Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:19:55 No.20711781 Report
Quoted By: >>20711812 >>20711848
>>20711760
You may have taken one, but can you take all of them?
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ZowieStardust Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:21:32 No.20711795 Report
Quoted By: >>20711812 >>20711848
>>20711760
Eat bats, bat thread.
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:23:28 No.20711812 Report
Quoted By: >>20711817
>>20711795
>>20711781
>copy and paste
>copy and paste
>copy and paste
>copy and paste
>copy and paste
ZowieStardust
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ZowieStardust Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:24:48 No.20711817 Report
Quoted By: >>20711848
.>>20711812
My army of SJWs and bat OCs is no match for your Vitoknights and tamed avian thestrels.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:28:19 No.20711836 Report
Quoted By:
Oh bat thread, your stories and artists are terrible but the shitposting and drama is incredibly entertaining.
Never change.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 16:30:50 No.20711848 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711817
>>20711795
>>20711781
Seriousy, spawning as many combinations of colours and mane styles as she can doesn't give her rights to anything.
Make a pony in Flash with changing colours and mane styles. A shitton of combinations in just one file, then whine that other people steal "m-muh ocs ;("
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 17:29:20 No.20712214 Report
Quoted By:
Nuke is a full blown pedophile.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 18:21:40 No.20712527 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711714
that's true, they didn't bully Cellyphone, but he submited his picture too, Vito is more popular so Zowie shat herself, it should be her monies, her popularity!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 20:39:01 No.20713426 Report
Quoted By:
batbump
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 20:45:40 No.20713465 Report
Quoted By: >>20713478
>>20711380
possibly tonight
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 20:47:39 No.20713478 Report
Quoted By:
>>20713465
weeee
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 21:55:52 No.20714031 Report
Quoted By: >>20714044 >>20714067
>Be Batmike and Speck
>Cruising through the R Aquarri sector in your tiny 2-bat freighter "Rosewood"
>She's a banged up old bird, but she gets the job done
>The multicolored glow of the system's symbiotic stars washes in through the main window
>R Aquarii itself is surrounded by the ghostly remains of a bat-shaped nebula
>All around, space dust floats like snow
>"Somethin' ain't right here," Batmike mutters, scratching his goatee. "Station's supposed to be right at these coordinates..."
>Laser fire blasts the ship's shielding just as the warning klaxons sound
>Rosewood groaned from the impact, and Speck wrestled with the controls
>"Right thruster's disabled," she growled. "Only the left's left!"
>The face of a bat pony flickered onto the mane console, accompanied by the sound of laughter
>"I am afraid you are far outclassed, little bats," the pirate said in a sultry, Eastern European accent. "Do not attempt to flee, and I vill let you live."
>"Aw heck, that's Anana Umbra!" Techmike said. "Scourge of the Celestia-darned Aquarius. We ain't gettin' outta this one if we run, Speck."
>The twin MANGO179A cannons leveled at the freighter seemed to agree with him
>Speck's heart was thudding in her chest as she stared at the pirate vessel
>"Why are you doing this? The delivery, the coordinates, was it all just a lie?"
>Umbra sighed. Her smile was devilish. "Poor girl. You should know that black market jobs with such pay are too good to be true."
>Speck's mind raced. She knew that one wrong move would mean the end of her life
>One wrong move, and she'd never see him again
>The one waiting for her back in port... back home.
>She had to get back to him, no matter what.
>The beginnings of a plan were forming in her mind
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 21:56:56 No.20714044 Report
Quoted By:
>>20714031
>"You were trying to smuggle something out, weren't you?" Speck said. "Which means whatever you want is in our cargo hold."
>Umbra frowned on the console screen. "Very astute. It is unfortunate for you that you did not realize this earlier. Now hand it over."
>"If you destroy us, you'll never see your precious cargo," Speck spat. "It'll be carGONE!"
>Umbra hissed angrily, as Speck shouted to her copilot: "Batmike, full power to the left wing shields!"
>"You got it, sugarcube!" He scrambled to fulfill her request, redistributing power from the SHADE unit to the left side of the ship
>Simultaneously, Speck activated the left thruster
>Rosewood swung forward, the wing like a blade slicing toward Umbra's vessel
>The pirate ship could not maneuver away in time, and the shielded wing slammed into its side
>Shots from the MANGO cannons burned holes deep into Rosewood's hull, sending plumes of steam into the central hall
>"Fire the emag!" Speck shouted over the scream of metal
>A button press from Batmike fired the freighter's one defensive weapon, the THIRSTER electromagnetic disruption device
>The cable lanced across the gap between the two ships and speared the exposed gash on the pirate vessel
>On the console, Umbra was spitting curses in her mother tongue
>A moment later, she blipped out, her transmission cut off
>The two ships remained locked together, the battle over as quickly as it had begun
>Speck exhaled heavily, bowing her head
>She thought of him, his kind face
>She'd done it
>"Dang Speck," Batmike said. "That was closer n' a hair on a shaved pig."
>"Cmon," Speck said. "We have some cargo to examine."
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 21:58:58 No.20714067 Report
Quoted By: >>20714194
>>20714031
That one on the left is one ugly fucker.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 22:09:40 No.20714194 Report
Quoted By:
>>20714067
Yea a golden beard, like wtf.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 22:15:50 No.20714250 Report
Quoted By:
>>20709845
>King of the bat threads
The real king has abandoned us long ago. Vito is just the steward and Nuke is that one stuck up noble who think he matters
Anonymous
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Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2014 23:21:23 No.20714867 Report
Quoted By:
Top Ear
Vito !RosewdLvQs
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Fri 21 Nov 2014 00:08:37 No.20715347 Report
Quoted By: >>20715420
>>20707589
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 00:16:11 No.20715420 Report
Quoted By:
>>20715347
>No batwings
>No slit pupils
>No fangs
Let me guess, you found a picture of Roseluck and recolored her to look like your waifu that you keep showing down everyone's throats?
Vito !RosewdLvQs
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Fri 21 Nov 2014 00:18:16 No.20715447 Report
Quoted By: >>20715471 >>20715846 >>20715861 >>20716533
>>20707589
Vito !RosewdLvQs
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Fri 21 Nov 2014 00:20:30 No.20715471 Report
Quoted By:
>>20715447
No shading version.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 00:57:26 No.20715846 Report
Quoted By:
>>20715447
I am captivated by her rustic beauty
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 00:58:33 No.20715861 Report
Quoted By:
>>20715447
>not making the clovers on the watering can the 4chan clover
Vito, can you do anything right?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 02:00:18 No.20716533 Report
Quoted By:
>>20715447
I don't usually go for Rosewood, but damn if that doesn't look good.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 02:49:17 No.20717082 Report
Quoted By:
bate bump
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Fri 21 Nov 2014 03:11:22 No.20717300 Report
Quoted By:
Night guys bat bump
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 04:07:58 No.20717932 Report
Quoted By: >>20718027 >>20720562 >>20721002 >>20721095
The ride never ends
http://koriwolf.deviantart.com/art/STOLEN-CHARACTER-ALERT-495603969
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 04:16:10 No.20718027 Report
Quoted By:
>>20717932
Her desperation is astonishing.
More pictures probably tomorrow, good night, my little bats and thirsters.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 05:33:54 No.20718770 Report
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bump
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 05:34:59 No.20718782 Report
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She's upside down
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 06:14:50 No.20719239 Report
Quoted By: >>20720013 >>20720210
Too many CYOA's going on right now or fuck it worth start something new?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 07:28:44 No.20720013 Report
Quoted By:
>>20719239
I don't see why not, really. Go ahead
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 07:57:15 No.20720210 Report
Quoted By: >>20720259
>>20719239
If you'd like to, go ahead. I'm going to put off the next part of the Acacia CYOA until tomorrow, too much work this evening.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 08:05:34 No.20720259 Report
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>>20720210
If the Acacia CYOA is still alive and active, I will wait. Just trying to keep the ratio of shitposting to bat content more towards the latter.
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Steam Fri 21 Nov 2014 08:51:03 No.20720562 Report
Quoted By: >>20720578 >>20720695 >>20720748 >>20720993 >>20722701
>>20717932
She's really loosing sleep over this ordeal, isn't she?
I'd hate to say it, but I think only why she might consider dropping the subject, is after Vito apologizes and removes the vectors from his DA. That or is made an example by having his account banned. I my not know everything about DA's 'legal system', but most of the time when disputes arises over content posted on the site, the one who cries the hardest seems to win.
Do I support ZowieStardust? Hell no. These 'adoptions' are stupid. Plus her character designs rang from meh to Sparkle-dog tier bad. (She would be better off with a donation jar, in my honest opinion.)
So here are two opions.
1. Take the vectors down and suck her dick.
or 2. Continue to roll with the current 'Vito did nothing wrong, shes just being a crybaby bitch' strategy until something or nothing happens.
Currently, I'm all cinched up and riding the 'I don't really care' fence. And these were my two-cents on the matter.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 08:53:42 No.20720578 Report
Quoted By: >>20720748
>>20720562
They'll keep going with #2 because Vito can do no wrong, but no one values the integrity of the threads enough to call him out for fear of him taking his toys away from the thread and letting it die.
You and Nuke are 100% right. Have fun being painted as the villain, though.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:09:39 No.20720695 Report
Quoted By: >>20720703 >>20720748
>>20720562
I suppose I'm in the wrong too
Interestingly enough, I haven't been contacted in any way yet, I would have thought I'd received a note or something by now.
I still find it fascinating that she's so up about it
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:10:48 No.20720703 Report
Quoted By: >>20720817
>>20720695
you have a dA?
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Steam Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:16:12 No.20720748 Report
Quoted By: >>20720788 >>20720817
>>20720562
Way*
may*
range*
>>20720578
>Have fun being painted as the villain, though.
Someone has to be the bad guy. Right?
>>20720695
I was one of the people who removed the water mark. (in MS paint too) And made the "Robania fight for freedom" pic. So I'm not in the clear either. However, I don't have a DA account. I do have a Tumblr though, but I dont post pony there.
Fml. I've been up for almost 40 hours. Not running on all cylinders. I'm gonna head off to bed before i start using my bendable ruler as a bendable stirring spoon for my coffee.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:21:37 No.20720788 Report
Quoted By:
>>20720748
>Someone has to be the bad guy. Right?
I don't think so. I think if people weren't so eager to draw lines in the sand, the world would be a better place.
Sleep well.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:27:05 No.20720817 Report
Quoted By: >>20720828 >>20720832
>>20720703
I do. It had been inactive from 2012 until I started drawing here.
http://codras.deviantart.com/
I just dump stuff there and note plushie makers who are based enough to fit my price point.
>>20720748
I could go for some coffee right about now
I don't know whether to finish kissyflarewatchbatspic or write right now.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:28:15 No.20720828 Report
Quoted By: >>20720871
>>20720817
Write. Do it, we need more tsundere moth.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:28:47 No.20720832 Report
Quoted By: >>20720871
>>20720817
so how would they know about you? unless you've been marketing yourself as cellyphone in dA and that you draw shit for /bat/
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:35:33 No.20720871 Report
Quoted By: >>20720993
>>20720828
I want a plush of her
I'll get on that assuming I don't hit a block
>>20720832
Vito has my profile linked on the image in question, as well as the base lineart I did for the original /r/. It doesn't bother me, if anything he improved on it in a number of fields where I messed up. Right now, that sketch has almost as many hits as the Arrythimia I did which was my most "popular" image and it's been up for 11 more days than that sketch
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:54:36 No.20720993 Report
Quoted By:
>>20720871
After I wake up I'll fix the linkage, because, dA removed descriptions from, like, 15 pictures, because they had 'explicit content" or something. I understand Eppy's pastebins, but Acacia CYOA has no clop yet.
>>20720562
And of course I choose option two, everything they can do is they delete Robinia picture. I'm not going to cry like Zowie, if this will happen
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:56:02 No.20721002 Report
Quoted By: >>20721012 >>20721017 >>20721079
>>20717932
Holy fucking shit! That is some next level autism.
You can tell he was being guided by his penis on that one.
KoriWolf, if you're reading this please kill yourself you obese landwhale.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:58:02 No.20721012 Report
Quoted By: >>20721020
>>20721002
koiwolf don't seem like the type to go on 4chins anyway
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:58:42 No.20721017 Report
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>>20721002
Koriwolf is a she, purportedly. That said, it IS deviantart.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 09:59:13 No.20721020 Report
Quoted By: >>20721094
>>20721012
>On his 4chan account
Yeah, they're not
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 10:09:54 No.20721079 Report
Quoted By:
>>20721002
don't be a meanie~
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 10:11:33 No.20721094 Report
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>>20721020
cellyphone, stop posting cute Celestia pics, I'm supposed to like Loony and Candyass more
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 10:11:36 No.20721095 Report
Quoted By:
>>20717932
And she used a picture with pointed out differences between Robinia and Zowie's doodle- a proof that she is not a stolen character
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 11:19:31 No.20721394 Report
Quoted By: >>20721401 >>20722172 >>20723569
>haven't been here since thread ~100
>see this on the front page
>open thread
>ironic shitposting
>stealing shitty pink OCs from an autistic deviantart kid
>ironic shitposting
>vito being an autistic fuck and posting "u mad xDD" tier responses
>half the thread defends him because "m-muh recolored dA vectors, im so hungry please keep feeding me your shit oh great one"
>ironic shitposting
Glad to see absolutely nothing's changed.
Keep up the good work guys.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 11:21:43 No.20721401 Report
Quoted By: >>20721462
>>20721394
>haven't been here since thread ~100
Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
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KoriWolf Fri 21 Nov 2014 11:25:00 No.20721421 Report
Quoted By: >>20722701 >>20722758
Vito is a thieving git!
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 11:32:29 No.20721462 Report
Quoted By: >>20721477
>>20721401
No shit. The last time I remember being here was during the 100 celebration threads. I'd post something from back then but I'm on my phone.
also did that gloomy story ever get finished?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 11:35:10 No.20721477 Report
Quoted By:
>>20721462
Nope. We don't really do very much these days, as My Little Pony has gotten a lot less popular.
The fad is ending.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 12:43:32 No.20721710 Report
Quoted By: >>20721715 >>20722162
>>20710940
Something came up so I had to compromise
I can clean up a sketch faster than I can write, but I got the next part planned, at least
I need to draw more legitimate things
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 12:45:44 No.20721715 Report
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>>20721710
>tfw Aux
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Fri 21 Nov 2014 12:58:45 No.20721761 Report
Quoted By: >>20721782 >>20721792 >>20722653
>tfw can't post on bat thread from my phone
Feels bad
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:04:00 No.20721782 Report
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>>20721761
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:07:29 No.20721792 Report
Quoted By:
>>20721761
I want a mod that lets you use this bate as a companion in Fallout games.
>tfw exploring Springvale and the bat keeps stealing my loot
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:14:01 No.20721811 Report
Quoted By: >>20721816 >>20722653 >>20722685
Diabetes bats for reasons.
Which Battie to draw next?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:15:50 No.20721816 Report
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>>20721811
Lily Absinthe or Luca, please.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:19:43 No.20721832 Report
Quoted By: >>20721833
>>20684423
The Groping Grotto
-Chapter One-
It's Happening
Anon was a long way out of town, indulging in his newfound hobby: deep cave exploration, and nothing else.
He was dressed in thick leather boots; Kevlar pants containing many pockets; a shirt and harness that held his tools and rope; a small torch on his shoulder, pointing forward; and finally, a pair of Kevlar gloves and goggles to protect his hands and eyes.
Anon was prepared for anything, he though as he peered down at the entrance to the large and foreboding cave with a grin and adjustment of his goggles. "Challenge accepted." He said to no one in particular.
The human started to slowly descend and climb down into the cave. He though back on the events that lead up to this moment. It was a series of poorly made choices and questionable purchases. It was a foolhardy clumsiness triggered disaster just waiting to happen. While what he was doing wasn't unlawful. If he died out there, they would never find his body.
"Fuck 'em. Fuck safety. I do what I want." Anon said, with a blatant disregard for safety. He payed more than he should have for equipment he didn't really want, regardless, he was going to go thrill-seeking.
Now peering over what looked to be a bottomless pit. He took out a marble from one of his pockets and droped it down the hole. Listening as he waited. 2...3...4..Dink! "Ah..five seconds, quite deep." He said as he looked to his rope. "It should be enough." He said.
The human drove a metal stake into the wall with a rope tied to it and starting to scale the vertical wall of the pit. He also threw down a glowing green tube to provide some lighting. He didn't know what it was. He didn't bother to read any of the documents that came with the equipment or the instructions on safe cave exploration. (Isn't that right Anon?)
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:20:46 No.20721833 Report
Quoted By: >>20721836
>>20721832
What he didn't realise was that the light source he threw down had hit something. Something that wasn't quite solid rock. Not that he could see it from here. Not that he could hear it swear under its breath.
When he had finally reached the substructure of the cave, he began to take a few pictures with a small digital cam. He was planning to post his exploits online. At least, that was the plan. But as the camera flashed, there was a shriek nearby, of something startled by the flashing of his camera.
"FUCK!" He thought. "Well, I'm fucked." He said. Then the rope he tugged on as he tried climbing back up finally gave way, as if it too had came to agree, that Anon was truly and unquestionably fucked.
Deep within the depths of the mountain, there laid unmentionable things that stirred prematurely in the sleep that grew restless as night fell. For within the cave walls, there dwelled in those kooks and crannies, strange things that nestled and nested there.
Some of those things had already been awake, awaiting the approach of dusk. Some of those things got a face full of flashing photographic equipment. Some of those things felt rather irritated with the intrusion into their homes. Some of those things were is a lewd mood.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:21:48 No.20721836 Report
Quoted By: >>20721840
>>20721833
Deeper in the cave, the unmistakable sound of intrusion by an unwelcomed guest was carried over, echoed, through the halls covered with elegantly made carving, the forking and branching paths ill-suited for creatures without the capacity for flight, along the gargantuan chambers filled with subterranean rivers, the private studies, public venues, storefronts, mycologically purposed chambers, and even a bathhouse.
Buttercup, Daisy Petals and Morning Dew awoke to the sound of Dour Dismal shrieking in distress. The ultrasound signals emitted by their comrade under assault was: "FUCK THAT'S BRIGHT!"
Compelled to avenge and assist their assailed brother, they flew off swiftly, navigating the extensive expanse of tunnels towards the site of the commotion. Albeit, Dour decided to straggle behind, to take with him a pouch filled with dried berries. It was breakfast times after all.
Anon was in a state of utter panic. He flashed the camera at whatever it was that shrieked in the cave, hoping to ward it off long enough to afford himself some time to think of a way to escape. Not that he was given much time. Something flew past and knocked the camera out of his hand. Then something knocked him to the floor.
As Anon began to lose consciousness, he saw something in the dark depths of the cave. There was an almost imperceivable glint of teeth grinning. Smiles. They weren't very nice smiles. There were too many teeth for that.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:22:50 No.20721840 Report
Quoted By: >>20721866
>>20721836
"Alright, what happened here? Dour report!" The senior sentinel addressed the border patrol officer worryingly.
"Oh you know, the usual. I was just minding my own business—"
"Slacking on the job?" Daisy Petals suggested.
"I was taking a break. Just chilling. Then some human came down here and started attacking me with a stun weapon, disorientating me, and leaving me unable to act in accordance with prescribed procedure. So I sort of just yelled, hoping at least one of you fucks were awake and might come over to help me."
"Do you recall the prescribed procedure, Jr. Border Patrol Officer Dour Dismal?"
"Yeah, of course I do. In the event of human activity, remain at a cautious distance and observe keenly without detection."
"And what in Solaris' name did you do?"
"Well I—why would you say Solaris? I thought we worked for Artemis?" Dour Dismal replied, taking on an incredulous tone and hoping he could turn the topic away from his professional misconduct.
"That is an outspoken blaspheme! But nonetheless true. Solaris is the superior prince when compared to the abysmal Artemis. But it was the moon that our ancestors worshiped, it was Artemis who raised the moon, the one who was banished to the moon, and then returned from the moon, in a bad mood.
It was also Artemis who presented us as the good ponies our kin were when the others reviled us for looking so outwardly different. Regardless, Artemis is a whiny, angst riddled bitch with self-esteem issues. Solaris is brotier, laid back and easy going." Affirmed Daisy Petals."
"Hey Dour, did you kill him? Because if you killed him, then we'd have to hide his body. We'd have to go out into the forest at night, hide him in a crevice between some hard to reach rocks, or inside a convenient log. And then, during the next night, we can strip the bones clean." Morning Dew suggested in earnest.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:35:21 No.20721866 Report
Quoted By: >>20721868
>>20721840
The other three looked back at him. One had a stern expression about them, the other two were slowly shaking their heads from side-to-side, in the universal gesture of unspoken disapproval. They even slowly mouthed the word "No." In unison. That harsh gesticulation of discouragement.
"I can't be the only one who's sick of eating rats." He retorted accusingly, but not before shoving a few more berries into his gaping, sharp toothed maw.
"Solaris dammit, he's still alive!" Called out Buttercup, who was seated atop the still breathing and clearly living human. He began to tug at the goggles that concealed the human's face. When he finally pulled them away, he cried out: "It's gorgeous!"
"What, the human?" asked Morning Dew with renewed interest.
"Oh yeah, a happy stock-photo-handsome human, a cheerful bright faced youth of a man. Downright gorgeous. No you idiot, I was talking about these nifty goggles." He said, giving the lenses a light tap. "This guy must have spent a whole lot of dosh on this stuff. I say that we should riffle through his things, rob him, and then leave him outside. He probably won't recall what happened, or just chalk it up to being a bad dream."
"No one is that stupid. He'll remember. I doubt he'll just rationalise the encounter as memories from the collective recesses of human fear of the dark and what might dwell there. Unless he was really drunk. Was he drunk? Is that the unmistakable stench of hard liquor on him?" Daisy Petals asked.
"No... that would be me." Morning Dew confessed hesitantly. His ears already folding back in anticipation of the scolding he was going to get for getting drunk so early in their wake cycle.
"Right. Is everyone else sober? Also, Buttercup. Get off the human. I'm not the least bit comfortable with how eager you are to touch him."
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:36:49 No.20721868 Report
Quoted By: >>20721872
>>20721866
"Oh c'mon, are you afraid I might try something inappropriate. You know, you should learn to relax more. You should try it with an Earthpony sometime. There is no greater thrill then just swooping down onto an unsuspecting Earthpony, and then spending the rest of the night atop a pile of hay together. The tears that were shed on those nights. The love we shared."
"Buttercup. You are a registered sex offender. That wasn't love. You hurt those stallions. This isn't an adventure, this is a penal colony. A failed extraplanar colonisation attempt staffed by convicts. Our job is to observe the humans from afar and await their inevitable demise by their own hand. When the humans finally wipe themselves out, we use the portal to contact Equestria and carry out the formal colonisation project.
But since we've been discovered, thanks to Dour Dismal over here. We'll have to pack our things, and evacuate back to Equestria, to less comfortable accommodations. But not before rigging the tunnels to collapse, so as to destroy all apparent evidence of our activities here. I can't let that happen. I can't go back there. It's nice here. I won't let that happen."
"You didn't complain about what happeneds last night." Said Butter cup with a wink. His smile beamed as brightly as Daisy Petals' glare glowed. Dour Dismal was just glad the attention was no longer on him, and Morning Dew was contented to be munching on berries. As the intense exchange of expressions took place, Mr. Dew noticed something off about the scene.
"Wait a minute. If the four of us are over here. Then which of us is messing around with the human?" Queried Morning Dew. The other three turned around to see that there was a fifth batpony on the scene, entirely unannounced. "Oh Solaris dammit, that better not be you Aux."
Auxtism turned around and raised his ears upon hearing his name. "Who me?"
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:37:55 No.20721872 Report
Quoted By: >>20721878
>>20721868
"I really did hope we could keep this a secret, just between the four of us. I can't have us all going back to the old prison, it's nice here. You understand that Aux?
I hope you've heard everything else that was spoken of here. Because if we have to go back home, back to abject squalor. I will find you, and I will kill you.
Son of the warden or not. I swear to Solaris, I will end you." Irreverent to the monarchy or not, he was going to carry out the threat if he had to.
"Oh c'mon fellas. I just want to be your friend." The awkward little batpony replied before he resumed nuzzling the human's hand.
The growing anger simply dispersed as Daisy Petals tilted his head, giving a perturbed glance. "What are you doing?"
"I'm befriending the human. When he wakes up, I'll be the first thing he sees. And then he'll be endeared to me and shall be my friend, and then I will have someone to play with because everypony else hates me." He replied as he began to gently nip at the human's fingers affectionately.
"Auxy, you've got us all wrong. We don't hate you. We just look down at you with contempt, because you're so embarrassing. You make us cringe in discomfort whenever you say or do anything. We don't hate you. We just can't abide your presence. The way you keep following us is also really annoying ."
"I watch you guys while you sleep." Aux replied absent mindedly as he snuggled up close to the still unconscious human.
"Dude... That's kinda creepy." Dour Dismal said with a noticeable shudder.
"There! Right there is a perfect example of the creepy stuff you say that makes us really uncomfortable and hesitant to be with you." Daisy Petals yelled back.
"Says the pony that gets tussles nightly with a convicted sex offender." Morning Dew mentioned nonchalantly.
"Orientation is disregarded for sexual practicality... It gets awfully lonely at night." Daisy Petals
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:38:58 No.20721878 Report
Quoted By: >>20721890
>>20721872
" Daisy Petals spoke dejectedly.
"Hush now. Butter is here to make it all better." He said in a hushed tone, while putting a forelimb around Daisy Petals, in a mock gesture of tender comfort.
Daisy Petals kicked the comedian in the chest, leaving the bastard winded. Buttercup was left on the cold stone earth, gasping for air and screaming obscenities in a stifled, breathless whisper of a voice.
"Now Aux. Since the human is alive, we have to take him in for interrogation and internment. Because if the other humans find out. There will be problems. But we can't let the other ponies know that we found him. That will also cause problems. Do you understand what I am saying?" Mr. Petals asked slowly, in a calm and non-confrontational voice.
The entire future of the colony hinged on one very, painfully imprudent pony, to keep a dire secret, as just that: a secret. Killing Auxtism wouldn't solve any of his current problems, if anything, they would only cause more complications.
"Well..." The pony considered, looking around as if unsure. "Can I keep the human and befriend him?" He asked, with the sort of urgency that only the chronically lonely could posses.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:42:13 No.20721890 Report
Quoted By: >>20721895
>>20721878
"Sure thing!" Capitulation was what he was after. He was willing to do almost anything if it assured compliance.
Buttercup, now having gotten over the assault, was uncharacteristically not angry. He recommenced smiling at a particular thought. A talkative human would help him with his smuggling operation for luxury human items. Sure, the others did not approve of him compromising the safety of the colony with unreported ventures into the outside world. But that was just an occupational hazard.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:43:33 No.20721895 Report
Quoted By: >>20721899
>>20721890
"Alright. Auxy, you go and take the human to your little 'play pen,' while the rest of us just do our jobs as normal and we rondevu back at first light, alright? We sort this mess out latter. I just need some time to think about what we do next to avoid any more screw ups."
"I'll stay behind and help Aux here with the human. Wouldn't want him to botch up such an easy task. Not like Dour over there." Buttercup offered.
"Hey! I resent that!" Defended Dour with his disproportionally sized ego to competence quotient.
"Dammit Dour, you're already so much of a fuck-up, why even bother defending yourself over it." Daisy Petals said with a dismissive wave of a hoof. "Wait, why would you even offer to help? That sounds suspiciously generous of you."
"Again. This is Aux we're talking about. Just let that sink in." Said Morning Dew, who had finally finished eating his satchel of dried berries, and was still craving some more.
"...Fine, but you better not be plotting anything." He began, but then gave a shoulder shrug. "No. No. It's too early in the morning to be dealing with this. I will not let this effect my blood pressure. You two, go do what you have to do. The rest of you, report in and get signed on for today's work. We were never here, got it?"
The rest nodded and then they parted ways. Leaving Aux and Buttercup alone with the human. After some quick planning, they picked the human up by the shoulders, maintained a stead hover in the air, and then proceeded to drag the human back to Aux's hideaway.
It wasn't a secret place, but nopony else would ever want to go there. It was the perfect place to hide a human intruder without ruffling the rest of the colony into a state of panic. Much drama would be averted this way, and will certainly not backfire in any conceivable way.
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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:44:40 No.20721898 Report
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Good morning!!
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:44:43 No.20721899 Report
Quoted By: >>20721908
>>20721895
They carried the human in near silence. The only audible sounds were the gentle beating of wings and the scraping of boots across stone. Aux was wondering about what would be the best way to appear before the human, when it would eventually awaken. Buttercup was wondering who he could sell the goggles to. He was already working on a lie to address the human with, should he ever be asked about what happened to its goggles.
"So, Aux. Why did you want to befriend a human in the first place? You know you can't make friends, and maintain a meaningful relationship, right?"
"I know. I just thought that with a human, it might be different. And then I'd finally experience the magic of friendship." He said, forlorn with what has been denied to him for so long.
"But Aux. The magic of friendship is some scam dreamt up by some Canterlot propaganda minister, to instil a sense of obligation in everpony to perform and maintain our harmonious, Egalitarian society. They then brand ponies like me as deviants, forcing us to act out on our secret yearnings in secrecy, for fear of being found out." He said, as he began to spin his rhetoric.
"Buttercup. You're a convicted sex offender, a serial-rapist, and a suspected murder. How could you think anything you did was at all right? Especially with that, no offence, delusion you're got that they somehow wanted your 'loving, tender touch.' As you called it."
"The operative word there is suspected. They couldn't prove anything. As for delusions, my naïve and entirely trusting colleague with misplaced priorities. That was just a shameless sympathy ploy before the courts, so that I could receive a less harsher sentence. The simple truth is that I do what I want, when I want it, and don't want anypony else telling me otherwise. You understand?"
"That sounds to be very conflicting with the scriptures as penned by Solaris. To treat others as we would like to be treated."
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:45:45 No.20721908 Report
Quoted By: >>20721912
>>20721899
"Well Aux. The official mandate on such things is always changing. Remember when Artemis tried to outlaw fun, and then last Nightmare Night, he tried passing in parliament, the law to make fun mandatory. You cannot trust authority figures to dispense worldly wisdom on how your life should be lived.
Even if they are nigh god-like beings with phenomenal cosmic power over celestial objects and command the day and night on a whim. Divine providence is a sham. I only believe in what I feel. I do what my heart and loins tells me what it right and what is wrong."
"I feel that I get what you're saying. But you're an awful, awful pony and should feel bad about that."
"For somepony who claims to want to experience the magic of friendship. You sure are rather quick to judge. Whatever happened to love, tolerance and acceptance?"
"The last time you tried teaching me about what you called 'friendship', you tried to touch me inappropriately. I don't think you're the right pony to talk to about this."
"Did I not stop? Did I not see you were uncomfortable and desisted before causing you grief?"
"No. You only stoped after a came, several times. And even then you wouldn't stop unless I told you how much I liked it."
"Your tears were delicious." He said, sticking his tongue out and making obscene licking motions in the air.
"I hope Solaris himself sends you to Tartarus to burn for that."
"You just keep telling yourself that. Everypony knows that Solaris just loves stroking stallions. But the law can't touch him. And of the law cannot touch him, then why should it hold sway over me?"
"We're just arguing in circles now."
"No you idiot! We've been going in circles. I'm not just imagining it. We've been down this tunnel a third time now!"
After a few quick glances at the maps they kept folded beneath their shoulder pads, then finally reworked their route to reach their intended destination.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:46:48 No.20721912 Report
Quoted By: >>20721916
>>20721908
"I still think it might turn out differently with a human."
"But Auxy. You forget the simple undeniable truth. Humans don't have magic."
"Sure they do. Like Santa Claws, the blizzard wizard, who keeps that breed of diminutive, pointy eared humans as slaves, working his workshops in the cold north. The one that the humans fear always and celebrate annually."
"I guess you might be right about that. I mean, something has to be raising and lowering the sun each night on this world. So it only makes sense that this Santa bloke must be doing that. After all, he is on our list of most threatening creatures found on this world.
Imagine it, a being that believes he does justice by gifting coal to the wicked. It's like he is trying to make pyromaniacs. To feed his insatiable hunger for ruin and bloodshed. He does dress in crimson after all. He paints the snow red with the blood of the innocent, and to impress his wife, Marry. Talk about my kind of guy. He seems to know how to have a good time."
"I don't believe in Santa. I refuse to believe something that horrible could possibly exist. And anyway, who is to say I can or cannot befriend the human unless I try. I shall snuggle up close to him, and then we'll cuddle. He will make me swoon when he tells me how handsome I am with my big, gorgeous green eyes."
"That sounds rather gay. What, are you falling for the human?"
"... I do not deny that this cheerful, bright faced youth of a man is a happy looking, stock-photo-handsome human, who makes me feel warm inside, just looking at him. I guess it's just infatuation and innocuous curiosity."
"G'ahayeeeeeee!" Shrieked Buttercup.
"Are you done teasing yet?" He finally responded with a raised brow.
"Maybe. Who is to say? But I'll stop for now. I'm not making any promises though. But how will you seduce the human?"
"Well, I wouldn't seduce him per say. But I will endear him to me with my culinary hobby put into practice."
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:47:51 No.20721916 Report
Quoted By: >>20721926
>>20721912
"I don't think a human would be the least bit impressed with being offered rats to eat. If anything, that would only put him off his meal."
Aux slowly titled his head towards Buttercup, furrowing his brow, and then delivering the mother of all glares. "Why would you think I'd try to feed him rats. We also eat berries, legumes, fungi, tubers, root vegetables, and various other vegetation. As well as small lizards, insects, and a variety rodents other than rats. I have enough good sense to know not offer him rats for a meal."
"Alright, so you serve him a bowl of things you dug out of the ground, still covered in dirt. Then tell him to eat up. That doesn't sound like much of a meal."
"Oh ye of so little faith. I would make him a meal fit for human consumption. I shall make him savoury snacks: dried, smoked and salted meats. What did you think I do all day with those boxes of spices, barrels of brine and stacks of salt blocks. Did you ever wonder why we have storerooms filled with essential supplies for the purpose of water purification and preparation of imperishable food items. One day, we might have a famine, and we shall be prepared for it, with rations."
"So you are going to fed him rats."
"He doesn't have to know where the meat came from. I shall let my skills as a chief give me deserved merit. But for serious, don't you dare tell him. Don't you dare! I don't want his instinctive revulsion telling him that the meal is foul."
"Alright... I'll just tell him it's fowl." Buttercup said with a wide toothy grin.
"You know. When you're not being awful. You're almost tolerable." Auxtism said, giving Buttercup a friendly tap on the shoulder.
"Yeah, I guess I am... Did you really mean what you said earlier, when you said that you watch us sleep at night?"
"We all have our vices Butter. We all have our little indulgences."
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:49:26 No.20721926 Report
Quoted By: >>20721937
>>20721916
Anon slowly began to rouse from sleep. He pulled the blanket further over himself. Wait a minute... a blanket? In that brief moment of lucidity, he recalled being stranded in the cave, and fending off something that shrieked at him in the dark. He gave a small pained flinch and groan, as he felt the bruising on his chest. Something had knocked into him, or perhaps, in that state of shock, he might have sprinted into a stone.
He opened his eyes and was greeted by the sight of a large charmer. Walls, floor and ceiling of smoothly cut and polished black granite. Anon pressed a hand absent the surface, leaving finger prints along the translucent cut of stone. He saw his reflection hazily in the vitreous lustre of that impeccable stonework. The light was neither strong nor close enough to permit him to inspect himself further.
He failed to recall the densities of common rocks and ore minerals, and where they are most likely to be found. So he had no idea how deep under the earth he might have been. The lights shone from further back in the room, from small ceramic oil lamps that were set into spaces in the walls.
Judging by the bedspread he had, and the mattress he was on. The room was probably a decorative bit of work for someone's garden. He was sure that if he had stood up and walked down the tunnel entrence, he would be greeted by hedges set along the rocky outcrop of someone 's private property.
He groaned in pain again. Getting up would have taken a bit more effort than he had anticipated. Looking around, he saw a small wooden bowl filled with what he presumed was food, set for him no doubt. Inside it, he saw what looked at first to be bits of gelatine, coloured with red dye. Reaching in, he felt the firm fragments of dried meat, coated in a thin film of residue with a glossy texture to it, with bits of visible spice clinging to it.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:52:30 No.20721937 Report
Quoted By: >>20721944
>>20721926
Seasoned in spices and glazed in honey, it was entirely delicious. There was a bit of an odd aftertaste to it though: it was a bit chewier then he had expected. But aside from that, entirely edible. In about eight minutes, he had finished his meal and only thought on how he might go about asking for a second helping.
After licking his fingers clean, he used the individually packaged sanitising towelettes he had taken from his bag to wipe his hands spotless. He would have been far more welcoming of a sink and a bar of hand soap. Unfortunately, braving the outdoors to eat snacks did come with a few complications of its own: the lack of running water for instance. He was also a bit irritated with finding out that someone had riffled though his things and taken some of his belongings.
"What a coincidence. I also licked your fingers." His pillow stated, entirely unexpectedly.
Anon let his eyes wander over to the chatty cushion on the bedspread, as his eye began to adjust to the sight of it, his lips began to tremble. And then he screamed. "Whatthefuckareyou?!"
Whatever it was, it had quickly sprinted over to the safety of the shadows, and presumably laid there in waiting. Anon remained shocked and asked again, more coherently and civilly. "Who are you?"
"Oh, now that's an easy question. I'm Auxtism. But you can call be Aux for short, or Auxy, when you're in a cheerful mood. Please don't yell so loudly. It hurts my ears." Replied the cordial and curious little creature.
"Loud noises hurt it. Got it." Thought Anon as he spied the exit and though about whether it was worth gambling his life in a last ditch effort to escape. He tried to move. It hurt to do so.
"You should rest more. You did get knocked out pretty badly." The creature called out in concern.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:53:33 No.20721944 Report
Quoted By: >>20721946
>>20721937
"Duly noted" Anon followed up with a grimace. When the pain subsided, he began to think over his predicament. "Wait a minute. Did you just say that you licked my fingers?" He asked, as he turned to his hand with an expression of sheer disgust.
"Details details. The main thing is to focus on the present moment and not dwell on the past." The conniving creature said with a dismissive wave of a forelimb.
"That's not a thing you just idly mention and then expect will be entirely glossed over. That's not exactly sanitary, and I was eating—" Anon started just before being interrupted.
"Did you like it? I made it myself." It said in the self-assured tone of someone eager to impress and thinking quite highly of themselves for doing so.
Anon was not one to spur hospitality, or to insult his host. Especially not in such dire circumstances. "Oh yeah. Absolutely delicious. A taste sensation like no other. The spice was as subtle as it was satisfying. And... stuff." Anon said hurriedly, trying to come up with ways to compliment the crouching creature.
"I'm so glad you think so. And to think that Buttercup had doubts about you enjoying my cooking."
"First off, who is Buttercup and secondly, why would I not like your cooking? Did you think I would be worried about what it would be made from?"
Auxtism was silent for far too long, drawing uncomfortable emphasis onto the unanswered question. "Oh my god. You made me eat human flesh, didn't you? You monster! You've made a cannibal out of me! You sick fuck!" Anon grew ill and uneasy. He recoiled in horror as he threw the bowl aside.
"No no! Of course not, I mean. It would never be made out of people. Don't be silly. What a silly suggestion. I can get you more if you like."
"What is it made from then?!"
"If I said chicken, would you believe me?"
"No."
"Beef?"
"Augh-no."
"Well it certainly isn't made from rats. I mean, that's a thing I would certainly not do."
"It's made from rats, isn't it?"
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:54:35 No.20721946 Report
Quoted By: >>20721952
>>20721944
"Well yes, but, it was adequately bled, and kept cool and hanging for over a week in a dry, temperature regulated room. The scent glands were removed and decay did not set in. The meat wasn't malodorous from diet or exercise. They were picked at a decent age. They weren't full of adrenaline or other hormones that would encourage bacterial growth. You really are getting worked up over nothing."
"You fed me rats. I think I'm going to be sick."
"No more than three. Don't worry. I'll take good care of you." The creature said, as if that was supposed to reassure Anon. It then got up and flew around, landing directly behind the human. Anon did not dare to turn or make any sudden movements.
"What do you want from me?" The human asked.
The creature crept on closer and whispered. "I just want to be your friend."
The pretence of abject horror was dropped at that remark. "Well, we only just met. I mean. We'd have to get to know each other a little better first."
"If you won't be my friend. Then I won't have any further use for you." The creature responded dispassionately. That comment got Anon's overactive imagination asking about what might happen afterwards.
"But now would be a great time to start! Anon and Auxy, the best of friends, forever and ever. Auxy and Anon, together forever and ever!"
"Forever and ever?" Auxtism inquired with much excitement.
"Sure..." At least until Anon had a chance to ditch it and find a means of escape.
Anon was startled when it came up beside him and began to nuzzle his shoulder. "We'll be the best of friends. We'll play together and cuddle, and have great times, always! I'll keep you safely hidden from the others."
"Oh yeah, great times for sure... wait. What did you mean by others?" Anon asked, having now come across a newfound dread that the tunnels had other monsters infesting them.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:55:38 No.20721952 Report
Quoted By: >>20721958
>>20721946
In the dark of the night, two ponies were hard at work.
"Hey."
"Yeah? "
"Why are we here?"
"It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here?" Blue Blitzer answered pensively as he looked out along the clusters of bushes they trotted around.
"No. I mean, why were we picked for this job?" Replied Cherry Cordial.
"Well somepony has to pick the berries."
"But why us? Why me?"
"Because you and Morning Dew keep eating them, making us fall far behind quota. We'll not have enough preserves by winter at this rate."
"So why are you here?"
"To make sure the berries you pick end up in the basket, as was intended."
"Why is that such a problem? You're taking this far more seriously then you have to."
"Well Cherry. Berries for us batponies are a staple food, with which we use to make cakes, muffins, jam, juice, fruit preserves, and pies. Now my airheaded friend. What happens to cherries in winter?"
"How does that cause problems? Rats use caves to shelter from the cold during the winter months. So I don't see how famine would be an issue, nor why you keep bringing it up."
"Wait, were you here five years ago?"
"I only arrived three years ago."
"Well Cherry. Five years ago, there was a food shortage. Some of us resorted to more... desperate measures."
"You mean cannibalism?"
"No. Don't be stupid. We broke into a human's home and raided the pantry. One of us found hard liquor and everpony got really dunk and had the worst collective hangover. We need berries for our time-honoured hangover cure. How else do you think we manage with the yearly vodka binge?"
"... By not getting smashed through excessively decadent displays of overconsumption?"
"You just don't know how to have a good time."
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:56:41 No.20721958 Report
Quoted By: >>20721960
>>20721952
The Groping Grotto
-Chapter Two-
Thank you berry much, Sir.
In the low lit chamber, Anon ate in silence. He was eating small pies baked from an indiscernible berry. He was wondering how long he could survive on them before this particular choice of diet would begin to affect his health adversely. As he ate, the creature simply sat there, looking up at him expectantly with its unsettlingly large green eyes.
Anon simply feigned a smile as he resumed questioning it. It seemed quite eager to answer. What it had to tell him was not the least bit pleasant: "You didn't think we were alone down here, did you? Only a trusted few know about you. They'll come around latter to chat with you. But if the others knew, well, they might kill you."
"Well aren't you helpfully honest. Tactless, but helpful." Anon replied, as he kept on his false smile.
"You're welcome!" The creature chirped out cheerfully. Completely missing the backhanded remark.
It seemed to be overly affectionate and keen on the human. So Anon just kept on smiling. When it came up close again, brushing past him, he let his hand fall gently onto its head and ran it down its back, in slow stroking motions. It gave a little satisfied purr of satisfaction. It looked like it could very well burst with joy.
Anon only hoped that the other ones he might encounter would be as easily won over as this specimen. He had his doubts. Distrust told him that they would all probably be unalike, and so he had to be prepared for anything.
"So you say that they actually get out shovels and clear away winter manually in an event you call Winter Wrap Up, over at that place where you come from. This Equestria of yours."
When the creature told him of Hearth's Warming Eve, he in turn, told it about Santa Claus, and the true meaning of Christmas. He also told it of an even greater holiday. The holiday savings that are had on the day after Christmas. Boxing day.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 13:57:53 No.20721960 Report
Quoted By: >>20721981 >>20722083
>>20721958
"Right. I usually increase the project overhead by 5-15% in the planning process when determining initial feasibility. Otherwise, the unexpected expenses, setbacks, and losses can push an otherwise-profitable project into the red. If it can't handle 5-15%, then I take the reasonable route and either reinvest in already-profitable existing ventures or move on to a more durable project. How do you handle your initial ERP?" Aux asked as he fiddled with an abacus.
"I don't know. I don't know all that much about financing or business in general. I just really regret not having shares in Apple Inc." Anon said as he was jotting down the helpful business advice to paper. He was hoping to leave the improvised Cave Learning Institute with a Cert IV in Didn't-Die-Horribly.
"Oh Anon." The now teary eyed creature said. It fought back the urge to sob as it adjusted its coat collar and partial necktie attire. "I know that disappointment. I also really wanted to invest early on in Apple orchids. I mean, it's the staple food of the Equestrian diet. The value could only ever go up!"
It leapt up onto Anon, giving him a hug as it began to cry into the human's shoulder. Anon lightly rubbed its back, trying to comfort the fiscally frustrated monster.
"And the worst part is, all we ever export is crappy candles and bucking berries, almost everything else, we have to import from Equestria! Our entire economy is largely dependent on exporting a limited-resource. We're a Berry Republic! Our economy is a mess and beyond fixing! We can't even export the meat because Equestrians are predominantly herbivores and the trade agreements with the Griffon Kingdom cannot be negotiated while they are having a civil war, again.
"Hey now... making candles can't be that bad, right?" Anon suggested.
"I won't go back to braiding cotton or collecting bee's wax. I want to be a pastry chief!"
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:03:19 No.20721981 Report
Quoted By:
>>20721960
>Emotions run high in this tale of murder, lust and betrayal.
Much intrigue. Such Drama. Wow. Pies.
The deserts are simply to die for.
http://strawpoll.me/3032777
Unrelated to the other poll.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:27:28 No.20722083 Report
Quoted By: >>20722132
>>20721960
more pls
I am just loving this story
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:42:22 No.20722132 Report
Quoted By: >>20722149
>>20722083
It's 11:42 PM for me now, and it is the weekend for me, so I can continue it for you in about eight hours. I could really use some criticism and suggestion for what should happen.
To clarify, the story is not actually lewd and everything is played for laughs despite the subject matter involved and makes fun of the usual premise were Anon is used as a "very barren audience placeholder for brief cum-soaked stories."
But if I get enough suggestions stating that lewd is the direction people would like to see it go. Then this brings up some questions:
Should it be straight up rape, sexual coercion or consensual contact?
If one of the first two: should it be considered by Anon to be undesired sexual behaviour or begrudgingly enjoyed?
If through coercion: should Anon be slowly groomed for sexual exploitation through some combination of physical proximity, touching, shared physical comfort, spontaneous grooming behaviours, shared food or drink, gifts, or approbatory language, acclimating him to their touch and closeness?
Also, it would be great to see what kinks and fetishes people want included in the fic. If people could make some suggestions for that, that'd be great. I'm only writing this for /mlp/'s enjoyment.
Or, should the whole thing be written as cute and cuddly with warm snuggles and friendly nuzzles, with no lewd at all? I can do that also.
So remember kids: "The Power Is Yours", implying municipal duty for you dear readers to ask for a story of unutterable perversity or entirely platonic affections.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:43:30 No.20722134 Report
Quoted By: >>20722150 >>20732116 >>20732207
So apparently batponies live in a mountain and keep mostly to themselves, with a bunch of them and their decedents having sworn themselves to the sovereign of the night's service.
A dynasty of not-quite pony creatures, drawn to the night as the night and shadows are drawn to them. Flying out at dusk and returning home at dawn. They have served their ruler fanatically since, well, ever since they sworn themselves to their service. But then there was that incident where they were banish for a thousand years, so, that was a bit awkward. No one to receive orders from or escort to VIP events.
The batponies maintain their own houses, conduct their own secret rituals to which the other ponies are not invited and keep their own histories. There are enough scions of the dynasty to avoid inbreeding, and marriages are carefully arranged by the dynastic elders, to keep the bloodline pure. A true-bred batpony (that is to say, those raised by batponies) are trained and drilled from an early age in the use of weapons and flight.
Their powers are not restricted to combat, though they do excel at it. Of course the real question is: what sort of sodomy riddled acts do they do in the solace of that distance and desolate place, well beyond the conventional reach of ponykind? What kinky stuff do they do in the late hours of the night?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:48:18 No.20722149 Report
Quoted By: >>20722166 >>20727922
>>20722132
It's a very good story so far, bat living in caves and a lot of male characters- it's something new.
I suggest you to not to go full gay smut, not everyone likes gay stories.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:48:21 No.20722150 Report
Quoted By:
>>20722134
>Imagine all the weird kinky stuff they get up to. Cuddling and snuggling together to the very peak of pleasure. A whole bunch of other really fetish fueled and spicey stuff. All that groping around in the dark. Fondling. Stroking. Touching.
That sounds pretty gay, Anon.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:52:28 No.20722162 Report
Quoted By: >>20728654
>>20721710
Woah, this looks very good, these detailed wings and manes are awesome.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:53:13 No.20722166 Report
Quoted By: >>20722169 >>20722177
>>20722149
>Nice, it's something new. But let's not go down to gaytown with this.
Just say you wanted to see some batmares. Jealous batmares.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:54:20 No.20722169 Report
Quoted By:
>>20722166
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:55:00 No.20722172 Report
Quoted By:
>>20721394
>haven't been here since thread ~100
That post again, do you have Alzhimer's or something?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 14:56:20 No.20722177 Report
Quoted By: >>20722192 >>20722207 >>20727922
>>20722166
Good, old, straight and clean bat pony orgy sounds good.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 15:01:43 No.20722192 Report
Quoted By:
>>20722177
>I am Anonymous, but I am not a faggot.
Anon⇒Fag
Anon is always a fag.
Anon cannot be anything other than a fag.
Therefore, there are no circumstances where Anon is anything other than a fag.
∃x(Px⇔∀yPy) is logically valid.
The validity of this is irrefutable. However, are there any conditional cases where Anon is not a Fag?
If OP is always a fag.
And Anon is a fag.
Are all OPs Anons?
It is of course sacrilege to call a Mod a fag. Unless it's on another board. Such blasphemy in Modtholicism is punishable by death. Those that hold regard to the heresy of Mod being a mere Anon are also punished by death, only more so.
Faggotry seems to be an essential and otherwise inseparable quality. It raises the most curious question of all: are lurkers faggots?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 15:05:16 No.20722207 Report
Quoted By:
>>20722177
>clean
>orgy
>listing both
I'll assume this means group cuddling.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 16:59:34 No.20722644 Report
Quoted By:
>>20684423
This is Bat Control
to Major Umbra
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:00:43 No.20722653 Report
Quoted By: >>20722662 >>20722685
>>20721811
>>20721761
Very cute pictures, BatDesu, I like their colours.
>Which Battie to draw next?
Maybe Nightlight? Or Dee Dee?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:02:16 No.20722662 Report
Quoted By:
>>20722653
She should draw Robinia and Acacia
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:06:44 No.20722685 Report
Quoted By: >>20722701 >>20722704
>>20722653
>>20721811
I'll just leave this here
Vito !RosewdLvQs
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:12:08 No.20722701 Report
Quoted By: >>20724881
>>20721421
>>20720562
¡There is a problem, we need 150 000 monies or we will end in adult jail D: !
>>20722685
Pls no.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:13:10 No.20722704 Report
Quoted By: >>20722828
>>20722685
Why are BatDesu's ears so perfect?
She should create a spinoff animation that uses her designs for the characters.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:16:02 No.20722726 Report
Quoted By:
>>20684423
Heeeere I am floating in my tin can.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:21:20 No.20722749 Report
Quoted By:
>>20711258
>>20711377
Junko Enoshima
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:24:04 No.20722758 Report
Quoted By:
>>20721421
Need a non-jpg, non-shitres image. I can't read anything.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:31:13 No.20722797 Report
Quoted By: >>20722855
WHAT DID THEY SAY?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:36:13 No.20722828 Report
Quoted By: >>20722855
>>20722704
Add them to the list?
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Vito !RosewdLvQs Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:39:34 No.20722855 Report
Quoted By: >>20722878
>>20722797
Zowie's minions spamming "u thief! u stole it! stop bullying!" and me saying I didn't stole Robinia. Later they started to use the comment section like a facebook chat, so I blocked girls and I hid their shitposting.
>>20722828
I thought that the third one is BatDesu's?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:40:51 No.20722864 Report
Quoted By: >>20722959 >>20727762 >>20728131
>>20628354
>>20629041
>>20644754
>>20644853
>>20644979
>>20645048
>>20645098
>>20645798
>>20645860
>>20646035
>>20660395
>>20660765
>>20661813
>>20663753
>>20663774
>>20664720
You pull on some clothes and step back out into the living room. Acacia appears to be snoozing, but she wakes as you draw near. She yawns widely, her jaw opening wide before snapping closed.
"Hi Anon," she says sleepily. "Do you have any enriched uranium I could have?"
So, tonight, your meeting with Roza - do you make any kind of preparations, or bring anything with you?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:43:13 No.20722878 Report
Quoted By: >>20722933
>>20722855
I guess, but her tufts go the opposite direction on top.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:51:14 No.20722933 Report
Quoted By:
>>20722878
>Heartbeat
Muh deick
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 17:57:48 No.20722959 Report
Quoted By: >>20732302
>>20722864
Róża doesn't look like a sleuth, but everything is possible. Take your phone and maybe go and buy a small can of pepper spray. That thing is pretty efficient, and even if it's not a trap, it's good to have anything to protect yourself or Róża.
Maybe Acacia can create a non-lethal weapon for you to protect batties?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:13:49 No.20723054 Report
Quoted By:
Lily & Flo in Balloon
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:15:00 No.20723066 Report
Quoted By: >>20723079
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:17:49 No.20723077 Report
Quoted By:
ayy lmao
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:18:10 No.20723079 Report
Quoted By: >>20723092
>>20723066
Is that one of those calendars that has a bunch of nude pictures in it?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:20:45 No.20723092 Report
Quoted By: >>20723096
>>20723079
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:22:10 No.20723096 Report
Quoted By: >>20723110
>>20723092
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:24:16 No.20723110 Report
Quoted By: >>20723116
>>20723096
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:25:39 No.20723116 Report
Quoted By:
>>20723110
>>20723110
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 18:28:26 No.20723131 Report
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 19:34:55 No.20723569 Report
Quoted By:
>>20721394
fuck off, Nuke
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 20:48:17 No.20724158 Report
Quoted By:
bate bump
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 22:06:59 No.20724881 Report
Quoted By: >>20725505
>>20722701
Can you even get in trouble for that if it's legal in your country?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 22:48:57 No.20725360 Report
Quoted By:
bump
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 22:59:36 No.20725505 Report
Quoted By: >>20725769
>>20724881
Removing watermarks and using pictures to make money or advertise yourself, without agreement of the owner, is not legal.
But I didn't make money, nor advertise myself with that picture, so Zowie and her friends can shout and piss themself as much as they can.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:19:10 No.20725769 Report
Quoted By: >>20725811 >>20725879
>>20725505
Robinia pissing over Acacia pls
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:23:00 No.20725811 Report
Quoted By: >>20725879 >>20726056
>>20725769
But it's very out of character for them
Robinia pissing over StarStruck?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:28:53 No.20725879 Report
Quoted By: >>20725989
>>20725769
>>20725811
>Pissing
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:34:41 No.20725973 Report
Quoted By: >>20725989 >>20726071 >>20726099
This bat appeared in my dreams, tell me more of it.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:36:04 No.20725989 Report
Quoted By: >>20726130
>>20725879
>>20725973
Celestia micturating over Srarstruck
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:40:11 No.20726056 Report
Quoted By:
>>20725811
Rosewood being rescued by Nightlight after being trapped in a web laid by the evil arachnobat Starstruck.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:41:14 No.20726071 Report
Quoted By: >>20726084
>>20725973
You dreampt of the wrong bat, mothanon
Starstruck is the OC of a generally disliked DA adoptable salesperson. May god have mercy upon you
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:42:32 No.20726084 Report
Quoted By: >>20726129
>>20726071
Well, fuck
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:43:33 No.20726099 Report
Quoted By: >>20726119
>>20725973
Now you must pay Zowie 150 000$ for that dream or you will end in adult jail.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:45:22 No.20726119 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726099
Why is Robinia so perfect?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:46:14 No.20726129 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726084
I'm still jealous you got that dream, despite the circumstances
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:46:21 No.20726130 Report
Quoted By: >>20726153 >>20726154 >>20726187 >>20726196 >>20726226 >>20726237 >>20726278 >>20726292 >>20726352
>>20725989
...How do you think Zowie would react to Robinia peeing on Starstruck who is enjoying it and masturbating?
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:48:14 No.20726153 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
Her head would literally explode from all the blood rushing to it in anger.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:48:17 No.20726154 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:51:05 No.20726187 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
Zowie's OC would appear and start pissing over Starstruck, too.
She would also start singing in the annoying burger accent of hers.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:51:40 No.20726196 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
She would call Interpol to chase Vito
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:53:14 No.20726226 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
Vito would go vote in the Polish elections.
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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:54:15 No.20726237 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
It'd make the whole thread look like >>/FA/
inb4 we already do
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:57:00 No.20726278 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
Vito would pay off the entire worlds debt and serve infinity life sentences in maximum polish security super adult jail.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Nov 2014 23:58:23 No.20726292 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
>this many replies
Vito, you know you HAVE to do this now.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:02:54 No.20726352 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726130
Nuke would run in with Sirocca and Speck under each arm and start doing a shitty dance as they try to struggle free.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:07:16 No.20726414 Report
Quoted By: >>20726453 >>20726457
Diaper general is on the other side of the board
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:10:40 No.20726453 Report
Quoted By: >>20726493 >>20726729
>>20726414
Diaper fetish != watersports
watersports can be hot and lewd without drinking and other kinky stuff
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:10:52 No.20726457 Report
Quoted By: >>20726525
>>20726414
u celly?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:13:52 No.20726493 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726453
Is squirting a part of watersports?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:16:25 No.20726525 Report
Quoted By: >>20726540 >>20726729
>>20726457
Of course it is, Princess Jobs is always posting sun horse.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:17:42 No.20726540 Report
Quoted By: >>20726583
>>20726525
cellphone-anon is our great untapped resource.
He is young and fresh.
unf
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:22:03 No.20726583 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726540
>young and fresh
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:22:29 No.20726588 Report
Quoted By: >>20726600 >>20726602 >>20726624
If there was a Bart pony game, what could it play like? Persona 3&4?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:23:54 No.20726600 Report
Quoted By: >>20726720
>>20726588
>Bart
Try again.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:23:57 No.20726602 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726588
Fallout 2
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:26:08 No.20726624 Report
Quoted By: >>20726656
>>20726588
You mean a bat pony game? I want something like this:
http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/Minty/
But with Echo throwing mangoes.
>tfw Stoic will never finish his game
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:29:46 No.20726656 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726624
I'd like to see that pony tactics game
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:35:45 No.20726720 Report
Quoted By: >>20726735
>>20726600
*bat
Fuck you, m8.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:36:37 No.20726729 Report
Quoted By: >>20726808
>>20726525
I don't even use apple stuff though
>>20726453
It's why I don't lurk PiE as mich as I'd want to
Pillowcase a qt
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:36:58 No.20726735 Report
Quoted By: >>20727140
>>20726720
You love it. :^)
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 00:43:07 No.20726808 Report
Quoted By: >>20727351
>>20726729
There was just one story with watersports, they've got a lot of normal/cute stories.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:09:15 No.20727140 Report
Quoted By: >>20727182
>>20726735
I love a lot of things, some may even be gay, but I sure as hell don't love you.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:11:51 No.20727182 Report
Quoted By: >>20727235
>>20727140
You don't love me? What are you? A faggot?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:12:41 No.20727192 Report
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:15:20 No.20727235 Report
Quoted By:
>>20727182
Pretty much, yes.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:24:38 No.20727351 Report
Quoted By:
>>20726808
I opened the thread last night and read a few posts regarding that, and lost interest..again
Sorry, but it's a pretty crummy fetish
That and graphite won't give me colors to finish the Cydia I tried to /d/ around a month ago
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:31:04 No.20727431 Report
Quoted By: >>20727448 >>20727449
Wait, is Nicky actually gay now?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:32:29 No.20727448 Report
Quoted By:
>>20727431
No. Hes just a fag.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:32:32 No.20727449 Report
Quoted By:
>>20727431
yes, let's just call him gay
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 01:57:31 No.20727729 Report
Quoted By:
Wheres Vito now? In the polish adult jail?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 02:01:02 No.20727762 Report
Quoted By: >>20732302
>>20722864
Tell Acacia and Robinia where to hide in your house if somebody will decide to kidnapp them.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 02:15:47 No.20727922 Report
Quoted By: >>20727972 >>20728027 >>20728131
>>20722149
>>20722177
There won't be any real lewd, just a whole lot of allusions to it. Nothing remotely explicit happens to Anon, ever. It will all just be dubious implications, double entendres, sinister euphemisms, unsavoury undertones, crass connotations, overt overtones, unsubtle subtext, questionable turns of phrase, and all the innuendo. All of it, and then some.
The only thing even remotely questionable that happens to Anon is that bat ponies might attempt to latch onto his shoulder and nuzzle his neck. By which I of course mean Aux, whose cutie mark represents rejection. Or so I was led to believe. I'd really like to ask the character's creator and the writers that made prominent use of him, in order to better represent him in the story.
The premise being that Aux, finally feeling fed up with rejection from the local fare, decides to embark from Hollow shades, the village of bat ponies. He does this in order to prove himself a real stallion, despite Hekesuh's assurances that he will be back before the end of the week or might just as easily perish in the wilderness.
He does what any stallion questioning his self-worth does. That's right, he goes on a road trip and visits a distant relative, who, though either Alzheimer's or flat out denial. Is entirely convinced that Aux is his son. There won't be any conformed distinction between either possibility unless it somehow becomes relevant to the story.
I've never been on a batpony thread before, so I did a little reading, and then listed out all the things bat pony thread posters like: Lycees, Mangoes, Peaches, Plums, The Hollow Shades, the Equestrian Bad Lands, and of course, Echo the bat pony.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 02:19:40 No.20727972 Report
Quoted By:
>>20727922
Not wanting to mess with any Anon's headcanon, I simply got rid of all the things people actually liked and replaced it with: Berries, Pies, Savoury Snacks, unlikable characters, implied rape and violence, convicted convicts, serial offenders, Santa Clause, and of course, Aux. Of all the thirty-four well established bat ponies on /mlp/ and the uncounted additional ones unaffiliated with /mlp/, only Aux gets mentioned.
The deal with the Lunar and Solar Co-Principality of Equestria being their Rule 63 versions is just an allusion to a previous unfinished work. It will have no relevance on the plot and can be entirely ignored.
So rather then write about anything that a real person would enjoy, instead we will illustrate how a society could live underground, as Anon explorers firsthand the dangers of tunnel excavation, food preparation and other facets of running a self-sustaining subterranean society.
We will however, not be learning about mineralogy and metallurgy, because that was from the Diamond Dog story. So we shall not witness how gemstones, copper, tin and lead are mined, nor be given instruction on the procedures behind identifying and appraising the value of gems, the smelting of ore, refinement and shaping of metal. As well as all the inherit hazards expected with these tasks.
Instead, we shall see how a penal colony of ill-equipped bat ponies struggle to survive, while so very far from home, along all the harshness which that necessarily implies, as well as the inevitable famine in the winter.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 02:25:11 No.20728027 Report
Quoted By: >>20728705
>>20727922
>no lewd
aaaw, I'd love to read about Aux and Anon waxing each other up
also, do you have a pastebin? you have some great talent and I'd love to read the rest of your work
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 02:34:49 No.20728131 Report
Quoted By: >>20728754 >>20732302
>>20722864
The main evil guy scientist is Zowie. She wants do create an ultimate tool to become rich- the time machine. It will allow her to discover the portal to Equestria- she will grab as many ponies as she can carry and sell them on Earth, 150 000$ for one pony.
Besides Acacia and Robinia, there is also an another bat pony, Star Struck, Zowie's blindly devoted minion who will do anything what her master wants. She is not a bat bad pony, but Zowie is her only "friend". Zowie doesn't allow other scientist to even look at her precious, sparkly bat.
Fun fact: the electric guy was one of Zowie's dA-mutants.
>>20727922
Sounds good to me.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:11:49 No.20728654 Report
Quoted By: >>20728841
>>20722162
I can taste the sarcasm
Finishing it tonight.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:15:27 No.20728705 Report
Quoted By: >>20728726 >>20728796
>>20728027
>aaaw, I'd love to read about Aux and Anon waxing each other up
I don't know what waxing each other up actually entails. If it's non-oral, non-penetrative, and can be clumsily written as Aux is intended to be. Maybe. I really don't want to alienate any potential readers with straight out lewd. Nor am I any good at writing lewd, despite the occasional attempts at titillating a thread and getting strangers to admit they it gave them whyboners and shameboners, as though it were some kind of terrible affliction.
>>20728027
>also, do you have a pastebin? you have some great talent and I'd love to read the rest of your work
>Finally reached +1,000 pages of plain prose.
>Still No Pastebin.
If you post an e-mail address, then I could send you the links that link to links that link to links with the stories, as well as the Google drive links to some of the uploaded pics and the folder of screen caps.
I was thinking about slowly scrounging up my older fics, editing them and uploading them to googledrive. I did start uploading some screen caps of my stuff on googledrive, and a few of my stories are already on googledrive. The screen capped ones are going to have a lot of punctuation, spelling and grammatical errors. I dunno man.
The truth is, I only really write when the mood takes me, uni and work take a lot of my time and the lack of reception really doesn't do all that much for my enthusiasm to continue writing them. Most of my fics stop after eight, ten, or twenty-one pages. The longer ones are only the beginning of what were intended to be much longer stories.
The story really isn't all that great. It's sorta-kinda shit. The dialogue has far, far too much exposition. It makes everything feel slow and unnatural. It's everywhere, and it drags everything down. Too many characters were introduced at once with minimal distinction in what should have been straightforward dialogue.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:16:36 No.20728726 Report
Quoted By: >>20728754
>>20728705
Aux Tism only really stands out the moment because he shows up on his own and was not introduced as part the group. (Though the name helps). Beyond that, the remaining problem the grammatical and spelling issues. Rather than post the correct version, it was just cut-paste wholesale from the other thread where it was already conveniently segmented.
Little nuisances like 'batpony' being two separate words and that Tism is the surname and that his name is not merely abbreviated to Aux.
I'm worried that Aux as show in this story might seem too far removed from his intended depiction by other writers. subtle as possible, otherwise it'll go from creepy to stupid before you know what hit you. He's meant to be lonely and no longer wanting to deal with rejection, tries to force a bromance. Like some sort of twisted Calvin and Hobbs thing going on, where Anon feels that he might be in genuine danger.
Unfortunately, any real attempts at unhealthy relationships are cut short by attempts at levity. Does that rob it of its impact? It certainly wasn't made as subtle as possible. So I'm worried that it crossed from creepy to stupid before the story had a proper chance to fail.
Does it being deliberately going off on tangents and spewing exposition like an unabridged volume of Victor Hugo's work, where he extensively discusses the purported history and workings of a particular industry, establishment and the occupations that fill it, somehow make it a very dull read? Probably. Yes, yes it does. Did this post turn out that way also?
This work does expand on the original greentext somewhat:
>Anon enters a cave.
>Batponies everywhere.
>Suddenly, the lights go out.
>RAPE.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:18:08 No.20728754 Report
Quoted By: >>20728796
>>20728726
Why was Anon entering the cave? Why was it full of batponies? Will it end badly for Anon? How do they live there? What is the bit value of a metric ton of wheat? Are they fruit eaters or thirsters? What would be the exchange rate between the bit and the US dollar? Are there other questions that no Anon would be asking?
Last time I checked: one troy ounce of gold is worth 1257.92 bits, but costs 1,887 bits after applying all the levies. A troy ounce is defined as exactly 0.0311034768 kg. One kilogram of gold was worth $40,004.21 USD. One bit is equivalent to $0.989148767519 USD. I think it's now closer to $0.96 USD. I haven't looked up the Equestrian Stock Exchange for quite some time, so that is a question I cannot answer. I'm sorry, truly.
>>20728131
>$150,000 USD/pony.
Sounds good to me.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:20:30 No.20728796 Report
Quoted By:
>>20728705
MachibexII@gmail.com
if it's no problem, could you organize them into which ones are done, ongoing and never gonna be finished?
>>20728754
just kidnap one
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:23:29 No.20728841 Report
Quoted By:
>>20728654
No sarcasm, they look very good.
Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03

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Echo !!2QMZX3jRe03 Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:38:07 No.20729069 Report
Quoted By: >>20729088
Before bed bat bump
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 03:39:22 No.20729088 Report
Quoted By:
>>20729069
night Echo, sweetie
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 04:51:05 No.20729974 Report
Quoted By:
bam
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:02:17 No.20730652 Report
Quoted By:
batsausage bump
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:34:36 No.20730993 Report
Quoted By: >>20731050 >>20731081
Finally caught up with these threads and by the gods it's like reading a diagnosis of a terminally ill patient.
How did these threads get so bad? I remember when we used to just have a good time talking about batpones and batpone-related hijinks. The fuck happened?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:38:39 No.20731050 Report
Quoted By: >>20731136
>>20730993
Shitposting, I guess
I wasn't here before thread 140, so I don't know what they used to be like
Apologies that the thread is in such a decrepit state
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:40:27 No.20731081 Report
Quoted By: >>20731104 >>20731136
>>20730993
Thread 100 was when everyone dispersed and the general began to descend into a level of inactivity never seen before. Then - the fire nation attacked.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:41:40 No.20731104 Report
Quoted By: >>20731126 >>20731136
>>20731081
It was Nuke's fault.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:43:28 No.20731126 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731104
Please, it's no ones direct fault. The threads are in this state because not enough people cared to do anything to save it.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:44:07 No.20731136 Report
Quoted By: >>20731165 >>20731181 >>20731994
>>20731050
Man, shitposting ruins everything enjoyable. It feels like we're just trying to hold on to what we hoped the threads should be like, even though we all know damn well the ride is coming to it's end.
>>20731081
>Fire nation
Reminds me of a story thread that happened a while ago. Funny as fuck.
Anyways, I keep wanting to start drawing for this thread and the moth thread but neither of them seem to even care about content by this point. It all shit like this >>20731104 and pointing fingers like anyone truly gives a shit. Surprise, no one actually gives a shit!
It shouldn't be this hard to just make content, discuss the content, and be fucking happy.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:47:04 No.20731165 Report
Quoted By: >>20731254
>>20731136
I feel this way about the content too, I'd do more of it, but I just can't summon the energy to do dedicated writing for this.
Now we'll spend the next fifty posts discussing the sad state of the general and do nothing to fix it, again.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:48:37 No.20731181 Report
Quoted By: >>20731254
>>20731136
>Start drawing
I'd like to see some, I'm sure moth would too
I try to do one sketch a day, if time and mood permits
>obligatory Night Watch
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:54:40 No.20731254 Report
Quoted By: >>20731289 >>20731337 >>20731472 >>20731994
>>20731165
>That spoiler
I know exactly what you mean. I enjoy drawfagging, but I'm conflicted.
On one hand, I want to produce shit to make the anons happy, but on the other it seems that no one cares about writing or drawing, just arguing about why everything's broken and whose fault it is.
A part of me wants to help fix things, but the other part says that at this point, it's just not worth saving. It's a weird feeling.
>>20731181
I'm not even sure where I would start off if I were to start drawing either, but these threads NEED fresh content. The same old tired shit is getting pushed around every single thread and I think the monotony is frustrating the fuck out of everyone and killing all the motivation to change anything. Even if action isn't taken right here, right now, I think identifying the truth behind why everything is so fucked right now would really help us figure out how to start fixing things. But it's gonna be a GROUP effort and if only two or three people are willing to help, it's gonna fail and these thread will just keep degrading into more arguing and shitposting, much like earlier in this very thread.
TL;DR
We don't have to make content now, but if we want to fix the bat threads it's gonna be a group effort.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 06:58:02 No.20731289 Report
Quoted By: >>20731318
>>20731254
>GROUP effort
We should do something as a group, or maybe start putting prompts in the OP to stimulate content creation.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:00:13 No.20731318 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731289
Agreed. We need to put more effort into new stuff.
Anons here also need to learn how to hide/ignore trolls and shitposters.
Seriously.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:01:22 No.20731337 Report
Quoted By: >>20731444 >>20731656
>>20731254
I'd be willing to lend a hand, but I need some ideas, story and drawing wise
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:09:01 No.20731444 Report
Quoted By: >>20731496
>>20731337
As far as ideas go, I think that'll be easy enough. I mean, these threads have been 90% shit for the past 79 or so threads, so there's hardly anything trending.
That's the best situation for making something fresh out of nowhere. So I think putting a different prompt into each OP would start to jog people's minds, even if just a little. These repairs definitely won't happen over night, though. We need to be patient to make it work.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:09:27 No.20731453 Report
Quoted By: >>20731533 >>20732523
How and why was Hollow Shades constructed?
Who were its founders?
What materials were used and from where were they collected?
What resources are readily available nearby?
When was the town built/What is its history?
Who have its leaders been and what have they accomplished?
What other bat towns/cities/civilizations exist in Equestria? What connections do they have between one another?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:10:28 No.20731472 Report
Quoted By: >>20731533
>>20731254
I'd do a new CYOA, as I had mentioned earlier, but idk if having multiple CYOA's going on at once would get too confusing or just plain tiresome trying to feed 2 stories at once.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:11:57 No.20731496 Report
Quoted By: >>20731533 >>20731656
>>20731444
okay, gimme a few ideas and if I like one I might pop in around an hour or two later with a story
if art, well I can dra,w but nothing digital, think of linedponut but with a heavy and and a 0.7mm pencil
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:14:39 No.20731528 Report
Quoted By: >>20731567 >>20731582 >>20731615 >>20732506
Okay, let's start by working around the canon of bat ponies not having fangs! People keep throwing that in our faces? Sure, I may have a reason that could be expounded upon and discussed by the thread which may let us work around that.
>Hollow Shades, home of the Bat Ponies of Equestria.
>One of the very few settlements known, in fact.
>There aren't all that many because, put simply, there aren't a whole lot of bat ponies left.
>One thousand years ago, they sided with Nightmare Moon, they had no choice.
>One thousand years ago, they were driven into exile after Nightmare Moon's banishment, lost, scattered across the lands where they went into hiding.
>Hiding from the prejudice, the hate.
>The Lunar guard was reformed years later with recruits from the original three tribes.
>Upon Luna's return, the damage had already been done.
>Equus Chiropteras became a dying species, barely clinging to civilisation, their culture long gone, their proud service to the Lunar guard forgotten.
>Whatever will Luna do to bring them back to their former glory?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:14:56 No.20731533 Report
Quoted By: >>20731606 >>20731615 >>20731656
>>20731472
Honestly, I think we should focus newer content. How well is your other story doing? Is it well-recieved? Can you drop it if you need/want to? Would it be easier for you to start fresh?
>>20731453
I like it, just those few lines are making me try to come up with some answers.
>>20731496
When it comes to art, I find it easier to pick out what characters and poses are being used and used over and over again, then do something you don't see a lot of. Challenge yourself.
As cliche as it sounds, this thread is missing of lot of it's "fun" appeal, but that's not too hard to bring back.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:18:26 No.20731567 Report
Quoted By: >>20731622 >>20731656
>>20731528
>The fang issue
In my head, I image JUST the blood-drinkers have fangs, but most of the batpones are herbivores and don't have fangs, a variation commonly seen in real bats.
I don't really want to compare us to the moth threads, but notice how many of their characters are based off IRL moths. That's kind of how I do it for batpones - base them off IRL bats.
But that's just me.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:19:18 No.20731582 Report
Quoted By: >>20731612
>>20731528
Oh and how about their future? Their past? we've explored the bat ponies themselves, but we haven't looked too much at world building for them. What are the Bat Ponies like in the future? The past? The three tribes are mentioned, but the bat ponies are not? What is their origin exactly? Are they connected to the pegasi in any way? I know it's kinda said that Luna created them, but what exactly does that mean?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:21:08 No.20731606 Report
Quoted By: >>20731709
>>20731533
I haven't released anything yet, I'm just waiting for the right time. I'm just wondering when that ideal time would be with Acacia CYOA still ongoing (I think).
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:21:22 No.20731612 Report
Quoted By: >>20731654 >>20731663
>>20731582
I like where this is going.
If Luna did create them, did she create them long before she got banished, over 1000 years ago, or did she makes them after she returned? Or maybe loooong before she was even banished? Did she actually create them, or did she discover them?
My mind is swimming with questions.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:21:38 No.20731615 Report
Quoted By: >>20731709
>>20731528
>shilling this much about fangs
>>20731533
my catalog of bat images isn't categorized and organized enough for that, plus heinessen is dead so I can't really look through the past art from the last 10-20 threads for a good idea of what poses haven't been done yet
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:22:11 No.20731622 Report
Quoted By: >>20731709
>>20731567
That's... pretty good actually. Headcanon accepted!
I still like the idea of them being a dying species though, it would explain why so few are seen outside the guard.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:24:57 No.20731654 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731612
I think of Luna as something like the Grand Elder of the Namekians and with her return the dying bat species can start growing once more
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:24:58 No.20731656 Report
Quoted By: >>20731698 >>20731709 >>20731864 >>20732116
>>20731337
>Ideas
Heartbeat and the other fillies try various shenannagins to get Anon/others to give them bits for candy or other things
A bat gets mad at vidya and blames Anon for their misfortune
Anon, freshly arrived in equestria, is lost in the forest around the hollow shades and is trying to avoid viciously cute batponies whom he thinks are out for his blood, when they just want the fig newtons in his bag
Aux goes to yoga class by mistake instead of martial arts, spaghetti/hilarity ensues
I always wanted to make Mosina play EVE online. She seems the type to FC
>>20731496
I liked linedponut
Im also writing something under cellyphone but im not very confident in it, but it could just be me.
>>20731533
Honestly, I rarely see anyone draw the back of the head
>>20731567
>This again
They're cute in my opinion, I follow the sharp for blood drinkers, and dull for fruitybats
Shits going too fast to keep up on my phone, ill contribute more accurately when I get home
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:25:24 No.20731663 Report
Quoted By: >>20731709
>>20731612
Go ahead then, shoot, let's discuss it. Come on, you know you want to. Yeah, you're gonna do it.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:28:39 No.20731698 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731656
thanks cellyphone
keep posting stories under your name I made it up for you after all
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:29:38 No.20731709 Report
Quoted By: >>20731744 >>20731747 >>20732418
>>20731606
When the new thread rolls out, just start posting, anon. The best time to roll out new content, I think, is right when the thread starts.
>>20731615
Can't blame ya there. I'd just google "interesting bats" or shit like that to start. No one said we need to keep recycling old characters over and over again. Once we stabilize the threads, we can bring them back, but we gotta get back on our feet first.
>>20731622
As for the dying species thing, I like to think that they are a discovered species that where brought to Equestria, but actually have a motherland that hasn't been mentioned yet that is positively loaded with batpones. The twist is that none of the bats the live in Equestria are aware of their motherland anything more after some kind of event in their ancestor's past that caused that information to get lost to the ages... or something to that effect
>>20731656
There two bits of advice I have for potential drawfags and writefags.
>You are your worst critic
>Your work is never as bad as it seems, nor as great as it seems
Just some humbling words. Don't let your doubts get you down. Posting and getting constructive feedback is what helps you improve.
>>20731663
God I'm gonna have to type these questions out beforehand and just let em rip.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:32:22 No.20731744 Report
Quoted By: >>20731811
>>20731709
>motherland
I am liking that idea. There could be something there with the bates going on a journey to find them after uncovering manuscripts and maps, or something like that.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:32:33 No.20731747 Report
Quoted By: >>20731811
>>20731709
I'll be waiting…
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:36:08 No.20731811 Report
Quoted By: >>20731888
>>20731744
That's what I was thinking. Like maybe at some point in their past, some Equestrian explorers found an isolated dying village of batpones in some foreign land and brought them back to work for Luna as a night guards due to their nocturnal behavior and as a kind of saving grace to the batpones themselves. Unbeknownst to the latest generation of batpones, Luna still has some old ass records of where the batpones actually come from.
>>20731747
Brace yourself, bruh
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:40:00 No.20731864 Report
Quoted By: >>20732116 >>20732418
>>20731656
>Anon, freshly arrived in equestria, is lost in the forest around the hollow shades and is trying to avoid viciously cute batponies whom he thinks are out for his blood, when they just want the fig newtons in his bag
this
I like this
I like this a lot
see you later /bat/
I have a story to write
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:42:02 No.20731888 Report
Quoted By: >>20731915
>>20731811
Or maybe the bat ponies are pilgrims trying to find their almighty night god.
pilgrims from some cold motherland somewhere, then they landed on equestrian shores and declared it the new world
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:44:03 No.20731915 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731888
See? We need more things like what we're doing now in these threads. There's SO MUCH ground we haven't covered and we've gone through 179 threads!
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:47:57 No.20731967 Report
Quoted By: >>20731993
Bat ponies invented Astronomy and brought the practice to Equestria with them.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:51:13 No.20731991 Report
Quoted By: >>20732017 >>20732469
Nuke, you still here?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:51:24 No.20731993 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731967
Bat ponies invented celestial navigation and the motherland is the only known location on the planet that doesn't believe that Celestia and Luna actually move the moon and sun, that they're just putting on a show as a display of power. Obviously disregarding a chunk of canon here
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:51:29 No.20731994 Report
Quoted By: >>20732025 >>20732069
>>20731136
>>20731254
A general thread, in order to survive, needs to be peopled by those busied in writing and skilled in the arts, and characterized by unwearied energy and determination in order to survive. It needs a marvellous succession of inventions bearing upon human activity and progress to be introduced, and the character of nearly every requirement of a general thread to undergo change.
It needs to be given an extraordinary impulse to general progress, such that triumphs facilitating interaction between Anon and the thread be encouraged without duress.
Where before we have encountered imperfections which previously were unknown. Upon recognising them we see that it is no longer possible to escape the conviction that we have reached a stage when further reform is demanded as a requirement of our condition.
The necessity for a reform is recognized by the highest authority, the complainers; the detractors; the doubting Thomas; the incredulous melancholically wistful louts dreaming about better days gone by; that one guy with the catchphrase and canned responses; and obviously, underaged summertime newfags: those with a hold of public opinion. Those that are vocal.
We require delegates from all groups at a conference in which the subject should be fully considered.
No records can be in accord unless a common starting point be agreed upon from which development can be made, the first resolutions need reference to the determination of an initial purpose. That purpose being that: of mutually assured content production. This alone is regarded the most importance of the proceedings to be such as to call for special mention of them in the annual message: upon the adoption, for all purposes for which it may be found convenient, which shall begin when circumstance permits us to do so and we are motivated in doing so.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:54:37 No.20732017 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731991
Aw, that's cute.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 07:55:14 No.20732025 Report
Quoted By: >>20732069
>>20731994
That... was a mouthful. As complicated as it seems, the solution is quite simple. We need to create new content, ignore shitposters and trolls, and create a thread culture that promotes on-topic discussion. All that comes with a number of anons and contentfags willing to participate for the sake of the mother topic, in this case "bat ponies."
We just need to start working on it asap.
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:00:36 No.20732069 Report
Quoted By: >>20732103
>>20731994
>We require delegates from all groups at a conference
Writefig here. I'm sure i'm not the only one posting anonymously at the moment. So that's one obvious group.
>>20732025
There is new content, yet the shitposting continues. You are, however, correct in a sense, new content is required. It also needs to be discussed and speculated upon. There is one problem, new content is no longer enough, our current content follows the formula it has been following since thread one.
Bat ponies doing things. For reform to happen, that is, true reform, the formula of the content needs to change, we need to explore the concept that is Bat Pony society, history and culture, rather than the ponies themselves. We have the characters, we need their world now.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:04:00 No.20732103 Report
Quoted By:
>>20732069
>We have the characters, we need their world now.
I think that's exactly what needs to happen. You're definitely right in the sense that the content is following the same formula and that's exactly what the problem is.
That's why I'm optimistic about the posts made in the last hour or so. It's obvious change is coming, and the right questions are definitely being asked to help it along.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:05:40 No.20732116 Report
Quoted By: >>20732207 >>20732418
>>20731656
>Anon, freshly arrived in equestria, is lost in the forest around the hollow shades and is trying to avoid viciously cute batponies whom he thinks are out for his blood, when they just want the fig newtons in his bag
>Aux goes to yoga class by mistake instead of martial arts, spaghetti/hilarity ensues
This are both things that NEED to be written. This are good things. very good things. Things that things thing needs. I need this thing.
>>20731864
I KNOW RIGHT!
>>20722134
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:13:50 No.20732207 Report
Quoted By: >>20732218
>>20732116
> >>20722134
Oh, I like that, the benefit is that there doesn't even need to be a common, singular headcanon. Bat ponies aren't riddled with canon, Equestria as a planet hasn't been fully mapped out. Who's to say that there aren't several different factions of Bat Ponies, all with their own divergent ideas, living conditions and such. Some who prefer living in the forests, others, like up there, who live in mountains and caves.
Who's to say it doesn't change over time, what sort of things have they invented? What are their religious views, do some worship Luna, the gentle night? Maybe some worship the Nightmare Moon, the dark night.
So much hasn't been touched on.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:15:33 No.20732218 Report
Quoted By: >>20732230
>>20732207
Maybe some don't worship at all or worship a different being altogether
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:16:54 No.20732230 Report
Quoted By: >>20732244
>>20732218
Maybe some are for science
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:18:49 No.20732244 Report
Quoted By: >>20732318
>>20732230
That'd be cool. Like a bat pony town that's science-based and is devoted to figuring out how and why things are the way they are and have technology even Anon could relate to
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Machi Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:21:15 No.20732264 Report
Quoted By:
Journal entry, 21/3/14
Day 1
I am recording this for posterity, so that if ever a search party finds my corpse they may be able to gain an insight into my ever possible demise. As such, I have taken off all of my phone's security so that it would make their lives much easier.
Thank goodness I invested in that solar charger and case, expensive sure but my phone will last that much longer.
Before I forget, my name is Anonymous and here I will be transcribing the events that will happen to me from this point onwards. As much as I would love to pad out this entry, I hear some strange noises in the dark, and I think my phone's light might be attracting things. Unsettling things...
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:25:19 No.20732302 Report
Quoted By: >>20732316
Love all the brainstorming so far
>>20722959
>>20727762
>>20728131
You no longer have enough cash to buy something like a can of pepper spray, but a natural 20 means that you find one secreted into a drawer someplace.
>Pocketed: Pepper Spray
You show Robinia and Acacia a closet they can hide in if necessary, and point them toward the back window in case they need to beat an escape into the night. Robinia begins taping sheets of aluminum foil to the closet's interior, for reasons she does not explain and that Acacia does not question.
"Say, Acacia, suppose there was a bad guy who was trying to mess with us. Is there something you could make that could knock him down?" you ask.
Robinia shoots you a look, but Acacia just cocks her head. "You mean like a weapon? What do you have in mind?"
"Something that won't hurt anybody, just put them out of commission for awhile."
Acacia stares at the ground for a few moments, before she nods thoughtfully, her eyes brightening. "Yes, I have an idea. I'll get started on it right away."
"But you know," she says, as she starts back toward the living room, "we wouldn't need to do any of this if we had some enriched uranium."
"Fresh out, I'm afraid," you say. "...and would that really be safe?"
"Oh, don't worry," Acacia replies, "the radioactive emissions would only be lethal if the material is allowed to achieve criticality."
"It'd be very useful to have some, so please bring some back if you find any!"
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:26:29 No.20732316 Report
Quoted By:
>>20732302
She happily gets to work on the "weapon" you requested. That evening, before you leave, Robinia pulls you aside.
"Make sure you don't have people following youl," she says. "If you do, don't come back until they're gone. If you're not back here in 3 days, I'll assume you're dead."
"No hope for a rescue mission?"
Robinia fixes you with a stony glare. "Just be smart out there, all right?"
"I will. If something goes wrong and you have to ditch the apartment, meet me at this place."
You hand her a card with directions to ___________, a location you're familiar with.
"Stay safe, you two," you say. You head outside, and make for the meeting site...
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:26:36 No.20732318 Report
Quoted By: >>20732338 >>20732418
>>20732244
>Science based cave dweller ponies attempt to drill to the center of the planet.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:28:28 No.20732338 Report
Quoted By: >>20732363
>>20732318
>Anon's face whenhe tries to explain to them the center of the planet is molten rock but they just won't listen until they've seen it for themselves
>What are volcanoes
All of my keks
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:31:08 No.20732363 Report
Quoted By: >>20732385 >>20732418
>>20732338
>Equestria doesn't have any volcanoes, they don't even have a word for it until the science bats inadvertently trigger one.
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:32:50 No.20732383 Report
Quoted By: >>20732418 >>20732430
New thread soon, have we got an OP?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:33:11 No.20732385 Report
Quoted By:
>>20732363
Ho shit, I can see the Gryphon kingdom flipping absolute shit because a mountain decided to explode.
>Knowing they dun goof'd, the bat pone scientist cease drilling and refrain for admitting they blew up a sizeable chunk of the Gryphon kindom's land by accidentally setting off a major volcano
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Cellyphone !TabletKxgU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:36:18 No.20732418 Report
Quoted By: >>20732450 >>20732460 >>20732464
>>20731709
I'll have to acquire this feeling
It's a difficult one
>>20731864
>>20732116
>Good idea
I wonder what will come of it
>>20732318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbMGY8EWhcs
Science bats doing shit like this
I could definitely see them making a big deal out of small things like >If it fits, I sits
Also, the current activity of the thread needs to be a thing. This is good.
It makes me want to draw stuff
and write
and then realize I have to pick one or the other
>>20732363
Yes
I'll do stuff when I get back from food
>>20732383
>Pic related
"Owner's manual for bats"
Probably should do a different edition, but that's my pitch
I have to jam for a bit
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:36:56 No.20732430 Report
Quoted By:
>>20732383
I say one of the new DatBesu drawings
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:38:40 No.20732450 Report
Quoted By:
>>20732418
I vote for that as OP pic
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:39:38 No.20732460 Report
Quoted By: >>20732470
>>20732418
"Bat Renaissance Edition"
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:40:48 No.20732464 Report
Quoted By: >>20732493
>>20732418
>Also, the current activity of the thread needs to be a thing. This is good. It makes me want to draw stuff and write
I agree. We made good ground in so little time already so let's keep it up.
It's funny how we're turning everything around at the 180th thread. Turn it around 180 degrees!
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!gpaysxNUKE Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:41:05 No.20732469 Report
Quoted By:
>>20731991
That's an awful lot of sugar. I'm in and out for now.
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:41:13 No.20732470 Report
Quoted By: >>20732478
>>20732460
>"Bat Renaissance Edition"
I like this one, because it reflects the current mood of the threads. Doing it.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:42:18 No.20732478 Report
Quoted By:
>>20732470
How about "Batissance"
Also, tripcodes are hard
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:43:59 No.20732493 Report
Quoted By: >>20732506
>>20732464
>not turning 306 degrees and moonwalking
but this is good too
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:44:37 No.20732498 Report
Quoted By: >>20732506 >>20732518 >>20732523
Okay, seeing as how it was suggested, anyone got a thread prompt? I think we should start doing that.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:45:46 No.20732506 Report
Quoted By: >>20732523
>>20732493
>306
I know what you meant and still kek'd
>>20732498
Might as well start with this: >>20731528
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:46:39 No.20732518 Report
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>>20732498
The archives of Hollow Shades have been unearthed, and the true history of the town has come to light. Just what happened there over its many years of existence?
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:46:54 No.20732523 Report
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>>20732498
>>20732506
Or this >>20731453
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Quill !!0duaw9PQ8fU Sat 22 Nov 2014 08:51:37 No.20732564 Report
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>>20732548
The Renaissance begins.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 09:33:14 No.20732934 Report
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Wow... you guys are just awful.
Making fun of someone who just asked for CREDIT on a character and someone who tried defending her, thats just lower than dirt.
Removing a watermark from ANY image can cost a fine of up to $150,000 and is considered plagiarism.
Honestly I don't blame her or her "minions" for their actions. Vito was and still is being a childish jerk, and has not given Zowie proper credit for the inspiration of Robina's design.
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Anonymous Sat 22 Nov 2014 12:26:42 No.20733947 Report
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We are not here anymore, any >opinios please post in this thread >>20732934

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