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## Bat Pony Thread #133

Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Sun 19 Jan 2014 00:56:02 No.15757312 View Reply Original Report
Quoted By: >>15799882
"Warm and quiet night" Edition
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 00:58:22 No.15757360 Report
Quoted By: >>15757571
>tfw Grey Mouse's anus looks like a pummelled sushi roll.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 00:59:05 No.15757372 Report
Quoted By: >>15757421
poner get
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 01:01:21 No.15757421 Report
Quoted By: >>15758804
>>15757372
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 01:08:43 No.15757571 Report
Quoted By: >>15757632
>>15757360
>tfw you will never climb aboard Grey Mouse's tubular anus and ride her down Splash Mountain.
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Sun 19 Jan 2014 01:12:05 No.15757632 Report
Quoted By:
>>15757571
>tfw you will never be Grey Mouse's anus
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 01:47:52 No.15758389 Report
Quoted By:
Ded.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:10:07 No.15758804 Report
Quoted By:
>>15757421
69
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:12:52 No.15758840 Report
Quoted By:
bumpu
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:20:55 No.15758995 Report
Quoted By: >>15759016
Continuing Mosina
>Mirage seemed to flow through the corridors with ease, barely making a sound
>Try as you did, you found yourself falling behind often, much to her annoyance
>Finally, she stopped at another turn to check the map of the complex, allowing you to catch your breath
"Where are we going?" You whispered
>"Spell Bind keeps a journal, it should be in his office." She said, slinking around the corner
"So?" You ask
>Mirage sighed
>"So, he writes down EVERYTHING in that journal. If you want to get to the bottom of this, that's going to be a goldmine of information."
>Suddenly she stopped, grabbing you and pulling you against the wall with her
"What the-" You began, before she cut you off with a hoof to your mouth
>"Shhh..."
>You stood against the wall for a few moments, when two guards unknowingly walked past you, heading down another way
>After a few moments, Mirage released you and started back down the hall again
>"His chambers are close. Strange that it isn't more heavily guarded..."
"You sound almost disappointed." You say
>Mirage sighs
>"Disappointed, no. Concerned is more appropriate."
>You shrug
"Less guards just means more safety to me."
>"Or a trap." She says
>You roll your eyes
"Can't just let me do a little wishful thinking?"
>Mirage gave you a snarky grin
>"Nope!"
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:21:58 No.15759016 Report
Quoted By: >>15759038
>>15758995
>She stopped abruptly, causing you to almost fall over her
>"And here we are..."
>You look at your surroundings
>Just more dank, dingy corridors
"Uh...are you sure?"
>Mirage began rubbing the wall with her hooves, ignoring you
"Maybe I should take a look at the map?"
>"No, no I got it." She said reassuringly, still feeling along the wall intensively
>You watched her curiously as she continued walking up and down, just feeling it out
>It was starting to get a little weird into the fifth minute or so
"Maybe I should take a look at the map again..." you said, reaching for the scroll
>Suddenly with a stony clunk, one of the bricks pressed into the wall under her hoof
>"No need." She said, a smile on her face
>The wall began sliding downward into the floor, revealing a door behind it, which Mirage threw open uncharacteristically brutishly
"So much for the stealthy approach..."
>"Do you want to spend even longer in this dump? I don't." Mirage said as she pushed the door open
>With a quick pick inside, she took off inside
>You followed her in, greeted by the sight of a, relative to the corridors outside, very nice office
>The room was illuminated by a fireplace, and torches along the walls
>The floor, hardwood with a elegant, exotic rug covering it, book cases lining the walls around a large desk
>This Spell Bind had taste, it seemed
>Mirage began rifling through the drawers of the desk, throwing aside useless bits in her tunnel-visioned search
>You watched as she practically tore it apart right before your eyes
>Behind you, you began to hear hooves on stone a bit of a distance away
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:22:12 No.15759022 Report
Quoted By:
Autistic OC general: Like the Sonicfags, but worse.
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:23:02 No.15759038 Report
Quoted By: >>15759064 >>15759228
>>15759016
"Mirage..." You whispered, trying to warn her
>"Where is it...where is it?"
"Mirage, I hear someone coming!"
>"Its gotta be in here somewhere..."
>The sound was getting closer
"Mirage!"
>"AHA!"
>Mirage leaped in the air, holding up a leather bound book in her hoof with a triumphant smile
>"They're in my chambers, stop them!"
>Her smile quickly faded
>The two of you bolted from the room, only to be welcomed by a crowd bearing down on you
>"This way!" Mirage said, yanking your hand as she took off in the opposite direction
>You could barely keep up with her as she zipped around corners at lightning speed
"Where are we going?!"
>"Our only way out! The sewer!"
>Just when you thought things couldn't get any shittier...
>Moments later, The two of you ran into a dead end
"Oh that's just great! Nice escape plan you had there..."
>Mirage snarled at you, her eyes darting around
>"There!" She cried, pointing toward a grate on the floor
>In an instant, you bent over the grate trying to pull on it
>It wasn't bolted down, but it was incredibly heavy
>You strained, but couldn't manage to lift it
"I can't...too heavy..." You panted
>"Anon, we've got about 30 seconds before those ponies catch up with us, you need to move that grate and-"
>Suddenly, a flash of light, and Mirage fell silent, falling to the floor
"Mirage!" You cry, stumbling over to check on her before two more flashes zip by you
>"Stop them! Don't let them into the sewers!"
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:24:04 No.15759064 Report
Quoted By: >>15759114 >>15759228
>>15759038
>You take off, following the water, braving the stench, following every twist and turn in blind faith
>You ran as fast as your legs would carry you, barely thinking as you round the corners
>Faster, and faster you go, so much that you don't notice when the pipe suddenly dropped into an incline
>You feel your feet slip out from beneath you and yelp as your ass meets ground
>It's like a waterpark slide as you close your eyes and feel yourself being thrown around, doing your best to shield Mirage from it all
>Suddenly, weightlessness, and then impact with grassy ground...
>You lay still, recovering before opening your eyes and seeing a starry night sky above you
>In that moment, it was the most beautiful sight you'd ever seen
>You turn your head to see your exit, the sewer pipe jutting out from the side of a rocky slope
>You sit up, realizing Mirage was no longer in your arms
"Shit!" You shout, looking around for her
>She lay a few meters away on her side
>You crawled over to her and flipped her to her back, shaking her
"Mirage, Mirage you've gotta wake up..." You say
>She lays motionless, and you feel a sense of dread
>Whatever that magic was did a number on her, and now here you were, stuck in the middle of nowhere with your only guide out of commission
>You sigh, looking her over
>Her mane was a mess, laying all over the ground, and her coat was dirty from your slide through the sewer pipe
>What amazed you, however, was that she hadn't dropped the journal during the whole ordeal
>Reach to pull it from her grasp
>You might as well see for yourself what you'd gone through all this trouble for
>When you touch the cover, you jump as Mirage suddenly seems to stir a bit
>She opened her eyes, the moonlight reflecting off of them like mirrors
>"A-Anon? Where...where are we?"
>Well, at least she was alive
"I was actually hoping you could tell me, that sewer pipe just dumped us both out...I figured you'd know where it went." You say
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:25:43 No.15759100 Report
Quoted By:
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:26:23 No.15759114 Report
Quoted By: >>15789202
>>15759064
>Suddenly, Mirage chuckles weakly
>You both almost died, and she's laughing
"What's so funny?" You ask
>"The slide...was fun...wasn't it?" She asked, giving you a mischievous smile
It took everything you had to not put her back into her coma right there
"So fun I hope I never spoil the memory by doing it again.
_______________________________________
That's all for now folks. Sorry for the wait.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:32:11 No.15759228 Report
Quoted By: >>15759262
>>15759038
>>15759064
Isn't there a missing fragment of text?
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:33:57 No.15759262 Report
Quoted By: >>15759363
>>15759228
Yes, Im dumb at pasting tonight
>They would be on top of you in moments...
>You put on your game face, and stepped back over the grate
>Taking a firm grip on the grate
>With all your strength, you lift
>You lift so hard, your gains grew three sizes that day
>And with a pop, the grate comes off
>Tossing it aside, you wince as several ore flashes pass you
>"STOP THEM!"
>You lift Mirage, cradling her in your arms and turn back to the now exposed man-hole
>It was dark, so you couldn't tell how far down it went
>But as the pounding of hooves sounding only meters away rang in your ears, you saw no other way
>With a deep breath, you close your eyes and step forward, feeling your feet meet only air, and gravity pull you down
>And down...
>With a splash you hit the wet, drippy, grime covered bottom
>Luckily, the muck broke your fall
>It almost made up for how hard it was assaulting your nostrils
>As you looked around, you found that the sewer was pretty spacious, enough for you to stand at least
>You looked at the unconscious batpony in your arms, she hadn't been roused by the fall
>Up above, you could hear the voices of your would-be captors
>"You go down there..."
>"No you..."
"Now what..." You say to yourself
>If this sewer was anything like those back home, it was a labyrinth of filth, and quite possibly alligators
>How were you supposed to find your way out without your guide?
>You stood, and tried to take a step, but found your foot stuck in the muck cushion you'd landed in
>You struggled to pull your foot out, and freed it
>Unfortunately, the muck claimed your shoe in the process
"Great..." You mutter to yourself, looking at your exposed foot
>Your eyes go wide as you finally notice the water beneath you
>It was flowing
>And if water's flowing, it's being deposited somewhere
>Wherever that was, you knew it was where you needed to be
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 02:38:18 No.15759363 Report
Quoted By:
>>15759262
Thanks, great update as always.
Mitch !gQ6zqEIhWo
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Mitch !gQ6zqEIhWo Sun 19 Jan 2014 03:11:34 No.15760053 Report
Quoted By: >>15760096 >>15760134 >>15760176
>You are walking outside
>It's sunset
>You eat a mango off the tree
>Suddenly you see this right in front of you
What do?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 03:13:53 No.15760096 Report
Quoted By:
>>15760053
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 03:15:27 No.15760134 Report
Quoted By:
>>15760053
Remain silent, wait for you fate.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 03:17:33 No.15760176 Report
Quoted By:
>>15760053
>ignore
>eat another mango
>mangoes are delicious
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Shiny Sun 19 Jan 2014 03:39:34 No.15760623 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 04:30:49 No.15761644 Report
Quoted By:
It's time for the good night bump, see you tomorrow, my little bats and thirsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6H2KW5OI4
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 04:33:27 No.15761689 Report
Quoted By: >>15761926 >>15762986
did you guys see DJ's latest image in the satyr thread? it involves his bat pony satyr with his changeling satyr
>pic
also it's his birthday
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Shiny Sun 19 Jan 2014 04:47:10 No.15761926 Report
Quoted By:
>>15761689
nice, the one with the controller is a cutie
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 05:41:06 No.15762986 Report
Quoted By: >>15763096
>>15761689
Which one's which?
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 05:48:29 No.15763096 Report
Quoted By: >>15763177
>>15762986
Probably the bat satyr is on the right(wings). But that one on the left looks like a bat too.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 05:53:19 No.15763177 Report
Quoted By:
>>15763096
the one on the left is the changeling you dweeb
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 08:13:59 No.15765624 Report
Quoted By: >>15765858
hola?
Shiny
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Shiny Sun 19 Jan 2014 08:30:00 No.15765858 Report
Quoted By:
>>15765624
Hi
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 09:26:38 No.15766758 Report
Quoted By: >>15766824
Why so quiet bat thread?
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 09:31:49 No.15766824 Report
Quoted By: >>15766965
>>15766758
Cus it's dying, sad really, this thread made me like going to /mlp/ in the first place
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 09:42:07 No.15766965 Report
Quoted By: >>15767036 >>15767079
>>15766824
But it's not just the thread that is dying, it's the whole community. A lot of the content creatures have either moved on to other things or stopped.
Hell, I can't even tell you what the last five episodes were about or when the last time I tried to contribute to another thread. The ride is finally coming to an end I suppose.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 09:47:27 No.15767036 Report
Quoted By: >>15767200 >>15767566
>>15766965
Will we die with dignity, or die kicking and screaming?
Shiny
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Shiny Sun 19 Jan 2014 09:50:46 No.15767079 Report
Quoted By: >>15767200
>>15766965
maybe for you
Steam
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Steam Sun 19 Jan 2014 09:59:21 No.15767200 Report
Quoted By: >>15767360
>>15767036
We will slowly erode until nothing is left, or be covered up by something else. Time will tell.
>>15767079
Probably.
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Shiny Sun 19 Jan 2014 10:11:00 No.15767360 Report
Quoted By:
>>15767200
thats a shame, truly. yesterday's episode was really really good
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 10:25:54 No.15767566 Report
Quoted By: >>15767643
>>15767036
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bOKsOveYD0
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 10:32:19 No.15767643 Report
Quoted By:
>>15767566
Fucking Highlander
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 10:43:17 No.15767770 Report
Quoted By: >>15768161
>tfw you're only interested in /mlp/ because of the porn.
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Shiny Sun 19 Jan 2014 11:12:21 No.15768161 Report
Quoted By:
>>15767770
I watch it for the plot
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 11:18:03 No.15768215 Report
Quoted By: >>15768314
Batponies a shit.
Other generals a best.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 11:28:40 No.15768314 Report
Quoted By:
>>15768215
For once I actually agree with you.
These threads have become a pile of crap.
Vito's pictures and the Mosina saga have been cool, but all our other contributors have dried up.
RIP in Peace Bat Thread.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 11:57:41 No.15768613 Report
Quoted By: >>15768867
Daily reminder that you are a part of the cancer that's killing this fandom.
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Shiny Sun 19 Jan 2014 12:20:45 No.15768867 Report
Quoted By:
>>15768613
k
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 14:41:02 No.15770066 Report
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 17:14:08 No.15771231 Report
Quoted By:
Bat Bump
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 17:49:34 No.15771616 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 18:15:10 No.15771895 Report
Quoted By: >>15771908 >>15772182 >>15789240
Where are you, bat pony contributors?...
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 18:15:52 No.15771908 Report
Quoted By:
>>15771895
Jacking off.
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 18:35:53 No.15772182 Report
Quoted By: >>15772267
>>15771895
Slept in. I just posted an update last night, need a few days to make any more.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 18:43:16 No.15772267 Report
Quoted By: >>15772338
>>15772182
No need to hurry, commrade, quality before quantity.
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Sun 19 Jan 2014 18:48:19 No.15772338 Report
Quoted By: >>15772667
>>15772267
I am worried about the state of the bat threads, however. When I lurk I don't see much activity of any sort.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Sun 19 Jan 2014 19:13:03 No.15772667 Report
Quoted By: >>15772848 >>15774416
>>15772338
I don't care too much abuot the activity, I'll bump the shit out of this thread until the end of my favourite stories.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 19:23:32 No.15772848 Report
Quoted By: >>15773112
>>15772667
>I don't care too much abuot the activity,
Well, it is difficult to care about something when you're the one responsible for the state this thread is in, so go figure that you do not care.
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Sun 19 Jan 2014 19:42:44 No.15773112 Report
Quoted By:
>>15772848
It's sad this thread is so slow and full of off topic, but instead of doomsaying, I'll just wait for more content and try to contribute.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 19:51:40 No.15773249 Report
Quoted By:
You guys realize that even with all the doomsaying bat pony general still gets new content nearly everyday, especially art related content along with written content. That says loads when there's other green text generals struggling to get JUST stories in.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 19:51:57 No.15773252 Report
Quoted By: >>15773373
Daily reminder that Echo is top bat.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 20:00:56 No.15773373 Report
Quoted By: >>15773430
>>15773252
*cough*
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 20:05:40 No.15773430 Report
Quoted By: >>15773670 >>15774439
>>15773373
You stole those hats!
Plus: Rosewood's hat has an outline that the other two lack.
Annnnnnd their hooves are clipping underneath each other.
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Sun 19 Jan 2014 20:11:17 No.15773513 Report
Quoted By:
>tfw no Gingersnaps to feed female hormone to and make him grow up as a trap
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 20:21:43 No.15773670 Report
Quoted By: >>15773865
>>15773430
>bought, not stolen
>these genuine hats have been made in Hollow Shades, not in Badlands like Echo's
>their hooves are perfect because they are perfect
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 20:33:00 No.15773865 Report
Quoted By: >>15774111
>>15773670
GOOD GOOD EDIT THE IMAGE FOR MY AMUSEMENT HAHAHA!
Realtalk: can you put this on Hekeshu's head?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 20:45:21 No.15774111 Report
Quoted By: >>15775745
>>15773865
It's n-not that you told me to edit this picture, I-I do what I want!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 21:01:31 No.15774416 Report
Quoted By:
>>15772667
Shut the fuck up, Vito.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 21:03:08 No.15774439 Report
Quoted By:
>>15773430
Looks like Le Funny Snout Echo has come to pay us a visit.
Hello there, Funny Snout Echo!
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 21:07:01 No.15774504 Report
Quoted By: >>15775681
>tfw Vito's vectoring of the same two characters for three months is what killed the bat threads.
You will never see Eppy's vagina.
You will never ever see her.
Admit these facts and move on to vectoring other ponies.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 22:19:53 No.15775681 Report
Quoted By:
>>15774504
http://pastebin.com/Ps8XApVQ
>JAN 15TH, 2014
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 22:24:10 No.15775745 Report
Quoted By:
>>15774111
Thanks, babe.
And like that, we have more content.
Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM
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Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Sun 19 Jan 2014 22:51:14 No.15776202 Report
Quoted By: >>15776264 >>15777713
So I finally got a semi-decent stylus and a semi-decent app for drawing on my Android tablet.
I did a little doodle.
I know, it's terrible. But I haven't even posted in these threads since last year so here's a little something.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 22:55:16 No.15776264 Report
Quoted By: >>15776430 >>15777713
>>15776202
8/10 bretty gud
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 23:04:07 No.15776430 Report
Quoted By: >>15776518
>>15776264
Thanks.
Any improvements?
Or more, anything in particular, as I know there's a lot I could improve on.
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 23:09:52 No.15776518 Report
Quoted By: >>15776544
>>15776430
hooves a little too thick, pupils a bit too wide, lines could be more smooth, maybe there is an option for this, I don't know
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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 23:11:37 No.15776544 Report
Quoted By:
>>15776518
Smoothness was simply due to my lack of patience to take a lot of time
However they're all valid and I'll keep them in mind, thank you.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 00:16:37 No.15777713 Report
Quoted By: >>15777969
>>15776202
Still looks ugly as hell.
>>15776264
>Praises it because it's batpone
Go figure.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 00:25:14 No.15777969 Report
Quoted By: >>15778863
>>15777713
Any tips to improve?
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:09:50 No.15778863 Report
Quoted By:
>>15777969
Don't respond to a faggot and draw more.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:16:53 No.15779062 Report
Quoted By: >>15779085 >>15779350
I've noticed most new content doesn't get used or developed more, the only things I see reposted is if its colored. traditional media seems like its shunned. Am I wrong?
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:18:00 No.15779085 Report
Quoted By:
>>15779062 I think that's why DJ, and the other artists leave.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:24:34 No.15779248 Report
Quoted By: >>15779350 >>15779446 >>15780700
Also continuity is a big problem here, everyone has "this headcannon" or that about characters or their development are usually reset to default if the people feel like it rubs them the wrong way. I enjoyed when Aux died, it was something different and felt like there was some impact there. But apparently he's still alive. It's like those lame videogames based on movies. shit happens but then once sequel to movie comes and anything that might have changed in the games storyline is undone fpr the movie.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:26:24 No.15779296 Report
Quoted By: >>15779489
I think that its our weeding out what's good and what sucks is what helps us grow as a group and forum, not simply disregarding anything that gives depth. thesis and antithesis, these things help generate improvements taking the best of both sides of any dispute to create synthesis
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:28:37 No.15779350 Report
Quoted By:
>>15779062
Stoic5 makes new pictures.
>>15779248
Bat ponies are not for killing, even the biggest spaghetti spreaders- blame Nick.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:32:25 No.15779446 Report
Quoted By: >>15779855
>>15779248
That's how things work around here, dipshit: If someone doesn't like something about a character, then just summon "god" (the one who created the OC) and force him/it to rewrite that OC's history just so it'll suit the others' autistic headcanons more.
Already have an OC with a background and stories, but don't like his CM? Just change it, rewrite all the stories and pretend that his old CM never existed, and that anyone who claims otherwise is a shitposter.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:33:49 No.15779489 Report
Quoted By: >>15779747 >>15781497
>>15779296
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flap Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:44:27 No.15779747 Report
Quoted By: >>15780071
>>15779489
flap
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:49:04 No.15779855 Report
Quoted By:
>>15779446
man, that's just bullshit.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:57:22 No.15780045 Report
Quoted By: >>15780188 >>15780587
I honestly think the quality of these discussions have dropped. Where's the well thought out ideas that made you feel something? Things that go wrong that make you wish they didn't, like an actual story is supposed to do? I don't even know what the hell echo even is anymore. I don't know any of them because they keep fluctuating. The only ones I feel any stability with are the ones who's stories are concluded or just no longer there and have gone ignored. You poeple take your authors and artists for granted, and you welcome new ideas like a black hole. only whats already there must remain in your eyes. "Kek", "mango" , poorly edited photos.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 01:58:35 No.15780071 Report
Quoted By: >>15780587
>>15779747
is this a new character? what is its story? why socks? name reason? cm? family? diet? past relationships?
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:03:47 No.15780188 Report
Quoted By:
>>15780045
Change must occur, continuity, character development, stepping on toes, and appreciation of contribution. Can you people do that? even for one day?
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:22:37 No.15780587 Report
Quoted By: >>15781044
>>15780045
The reasons why this thread is dying:
>people use it only to talk about their soc life or vidya games
>people ignore new stories (only one response to the last Mosina's update, maybe two responses to the last Eppy's story)
>people ignore new ideas
>massive responding to the most obvious and retarded baits
>for many people S4 is not good enough and they leave
There are topics to discuss and new ideas, but people just don't give a shit anymore, I see only three or four active contributors here.
>"Kek", "mango" , poorly edited photos.
First thread was even more silly, it's not a problem. The lack of more serious content is the biggest problem.
>>15780071
Random bat pone from the SkyDrive gallery
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:28:28 No.15780700 Report
Quoted By: >>15780908 >>15781118
>>15779248
I removed the epilogue from my Pastebin. It's no longer canon. ABL is going to be a prequel to AoA, and I plan on going through AoA and possibly changing Jasmine's name to Nightlight throughout the story. So, in short, Aux is kill.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:37:21 No.15780908 Report
Quoted By: >>15780992
>>15780700
>changing story after four months
Thanks, Nick, my sides are gone.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:41:27 No.15780992 Report
Quoted By: >>15781118 >>15781226
>>15780908
I'm here all week! But seriously, in truth, I feel like dropping ABL, and I'm not changing AoA except for removing the epilogue, because that was the second worse thing I've come up with. So Aux is kill.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:43:49 No.15781044 Report
Quoted By:
>>15780587
then I guess its up to whoever gives a shit. :( I'm an artist not a writer. But I guess if people actually start generating ideas like a think tank things can go back to normal...well hopefully better than that
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:46:54 No.15781118 Report
Quoted By:
>>15780700
>>15780992
this is more so to everyone, don't fuck this up this time around. Lets whip shit back into gear. Maybe have stories that are all based in the same "universe" timeline being irrelevant. cause I am totally down for making changes here
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:51:41 No.15781226 Report
Quoted By: >>15781327
>>15780992
Now you fucked up.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:56:25 No.15781327 Report
Quoted By: >>15781388
>>15781226
Is there no way to make myself happy, and please you guys ay the same time?
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 02:59:55 No.15781388 Report
Quoted By:
>>15781327
Like I told you a long ass time ago write what you want. If people like it GREAT! If not, try again later. Stop talking about it and do it.
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. Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:05:55 No.15781497 Report
Quoted By:
>>15779489
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:13:36 No.15781664 Report
Quoted By: >>15781697
>Night How Long Was I Out? in Equestria
>Be Anonymous
>With a simple farewell to your midnight lover, you feel the world around you shaking
>Consciousness begins to take hold of your mind and you slip easily into reality
>Upon opening your eyes, you discover a small package of food resting on your legs and the sound of snoring rises in the quiet air
>Nightlight sleeps just feet away from your bed in a rather uncomfortable position
>You reach for the foodstuff with a minor pain radiating in your shoulder
>The smell of preserved meat is simply heavenly as you shovel in the entire container
>Feeling rejuvenated, but far from full, you pull yourself from the bed and slowly set to your feet
>Everything aches, but you know it will pass soon enough
>Nightlight snoozes easily as you toss a blanket over her and decide to discover what you have missed
>You step out from the room and a medic stumbles back in surprise
>"A-Anonymous! When did you wake up!?"
"Just now; Status report."
>They look to you for a moment and you realize they have nothing to offer
>You take a few steps forward without another word before they call out to you in a huff
>"You shouldn't be walking! You need to heal, we need to tell the Princess."
>You stop quickly and the sound of following hoof beats ends abruptly
>With a quick twist of your being, you press your face into the personal space of this pest
"Yes, alert the Princesses of my return. Tell them I hunger."
>The pupils of the frightened pony shrink to that of a needle's head as fear takes hold
>They stand frozen in place with scarcely a breath as you pull back and return to leaving
>A sound of a body falling over echoes behind you as you continue towards the courtyard
>Fading sunlight falls over your mostly bare skin as you step outside draped in a simple pair of pants
>The guards on duty tonight quickly salute you as you pass and you pay them the same respect
1/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:14:53 No.15781697 Report
Quoted By: >>15781723
>>15781664
>One strange addition to the night watch is a bat pony with a blue coat and greenish mane
>You approach him carefully in your usual manner
"Attention, recruit."
>The bat pony stops and turns to you with a faint smile before it fades
>"By the Queen, it's you!"
>You raise an eyebrow at this strange character
"It is me, yes, and who may you be?"
>Looking about nervously for a moment, the pony appears to want to flee
>After what feels like ages, you ask again with just about the same response
>A swift gust passes over your head as another bat pony lands between you two
>You take note of her quickly and spy an injury to her wing
>"What do -you- want?"
"Oh, you, yes... I remember you."
>The pale pony narrows her eyes on you
>"Likewise..."
>You pause for a dramatic moment before stretching
>A small yawn escapes as you blearily wipe your eyes
"It is not always easy to tell where the dreams end and reality begins. I did expect you to have fled by now, but perhaps you have taken it upon yourself to stay?"
>You smile widely as you stand to your full height
>A familiar voice reaches around you and you turn to see a red mane bobbing towards your little group
>"Anonymous! Dusk Dancer! Stop this instant!"
>Rosewood skids to a halt before you
>"We don't want any trouble, Anonymous."
"Trouble?"
>You chuckle as you flex your fingers into a fist
"No, we certainly would not want that now."
>With a mild tension in the air, you hear a screech from overhead
>Nightlight swoops down beside you with practiced grace and stands as proudly as you could ever hope
>"Anon, you're alright!"
"Yes, I am. How about yourself?"
>"Oh, uh, haha, I'm fine... Did you get the package I left for you?"
>You smile, but your reply is interrupted by some garbled mess of a language
>"Oi! I found a bar an' let me tell ya', the wine's bloody good! Heh, bloody! Ya' get it? 'Cause... It's blood!"
>The stallion walks a few feet forward with a bottle in his hoof before falling over
2/X
Eppy
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:16:00 No.15781723 Report
Quoted By: >>15781752
>>15781697
>He lays there for a moment before looking up at you
>"Hey, how'd ya' get so tall there, fella'?"
>The pale pony simply sighs before turning her attention to him
>"Just one day from home and you are already sloshed. Damn it, Snapshot, this is not a game!"
>"I'll say it ain't! I'm broke an' almost outta wine!"
>Snapshot rolls halfheartedly in place as he takes another sip from his bottle
>"Eh, lighten up, Dusty, We're all dead as door nails in the mornin' anyways! Pokey! Pokey, c'mere! I want you ta' know that I always liked you the best, mate."
>Pokey sighs
>"Forgive my friend for his actions, everyp0ny."
>The blue stallion trots easily to Snapshot and Helps him over one shoulder
>"Well, it was, er, a pleasure to see you all again. If you'll excuse us."
>The two stagger off as Rosewood and Nightlight lock eyes
>Dusk Dancer glances at you before turning to Rosewood
>"I think we should leave soon, Rosewood. This place is not meant for us."
>She glares at you and Nightlight once
"If the Princess so wills it, but for now, you are my very welcomed guests."
>"I do not require a prison suite, thank you very much."
>You chuckle and it seems to unnerve Rosewood
"No worries, those are reserved for the help."
>You shoot a curious eye to Rosewood who shrinks back in return
>"I... I think we better be heading to the infirmary, Dee Dee."
>Without warning, a thunderous blast strikes behind Dusk Dancer
>A beautiful Alicorn as radiant as the moon exits the flash
>"Loyal subjects, I hath arrived!"
>Luna stands before your group in all her glory
>You and Nightlight bow in time as Rosewood and Dusk Dancer stand mesmerized
>A display of power is always an excellent way to introduce oneself, you think
>The princess smiles as warmly as springtime
>"Dusk Dancer, I presume?"
>"Yes, it is I."
>"Excellent! I had heard what had transpired between you and Sir Anonymous, but I am glad to see you still stand tall."
>"Yes, we bats are trained to be resilient."
3/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:17:15 No.15781752 Report
Quoted By: >>15781782
>>15781723
>"Ah, yes, that is a fine quality to find in you Thirsters."
>"Hah, thank you for rekindling old prejudices, -Princess- of the Night."
>Luna looks sternly for a moment before she begins to pace
>"Now, I did not come here to pick a fight or bicker of bygone archaisms. No, rather, I have a much more desirable offer instead."
>You look to Princess Luna carefully as she circles about
>"You see, Dusk Dancer, I wish to lend my hoof and crown to your tribe and assimilate them into our modern society. The task, as daunting as it may be, can only be achieved through careful understanding and trust."
>"Then you would plainly see, Princess, that this is already not in your favour. What -exactly- do you wish to gain from me?"
>"I am looking for a spokespony, somep0ny that can bring a message to the downtrodden."
>Dusk Dancer looks to Luna with increasing scrutiny
>Rosewood pipes up as she slowly approaches her friend
>"Dee Dee, please consider this proposal. Don't just throw away an offer before you give it full thought."
>Luna smiles to Rosewood and then to you with some knowing intent gleaming from her teeth
>"Now, if you would, Dusk Dancer, I would like you to stay at the castle for a few days and eat what you desire and drink what you will. I would like you to learn about Canterlot first-hoof."
>You throw your hands up in astonishment as the words sink in
>Would Princess Luna give a traitor free reign so easily?
>Dusk Dancer looks to Rosewood again and then to the Princess
>"I cannot be bought! You cannot simply hope to persuade me after all the pain you and your army has caused!"
"If I may... War did not start on our end. We are merely a solution to a problem."
>"You foul creature! How dare you insist that -we- somehow started this fight!"
"I had not implied such a thing."
>Implying you do not know who is to blame for all of this
4/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:18:58 No.15781782 Report
Quoted By: >>15781806
>>15781752
>"My mind will not be changed with your offer, Luna of Canterlot! I shall fight and die or live free, but never shall I compromise with murderers."
>You laugh lightly
"Then how do you live with yourself?"
>Your egging-on final takes its toll and a hoof flies towards you
>To Dusk Dancer's credit, she is fast and rather precise
>You feel a hoof sink into your gut as you tighten up your abdomen
>The feeling of a hard something presses against you and you get a tingling sensation in your spine
>It manifests as a laugh rolling up your throat before Dusk Dancer withdraws
>She stares at you with some mix of fear and resentment as you settle down
>"Foul daemon..."
"Name calling and violence? Yes, you cultists are exceedingly bold."
>Nightlight goes to tend to your stomach, but you quickly set her at ease
"Princess Luna, we should make arrangements to rid the castle of such rats with wings in a timely manner."
>Luna sighs lightly with you
>"I thought the offer was most pleasing. We do only look to help."
>Rosewood stands between both you and Dusk Dancer as she ponders
>"What if they are telling us the truth? What if they really want to extend an olive branch?"
>"I'll never forgive them for the innocents that died. How can you suddenly start forgiving after your brother was struck down in public?!"
>Rosewood hangs her head in a shameful manner and you grow curious
>Luna shoots a glance at you and you subtly return the gesture
>"Dear guests, we shall return by daybreak after you have given time to review our offer. For now, I must depart!"
>The Princess' horn glows with a dark fury before a spell encircles the world
>You look around at everything as it begins to slow before you
>Grass lays still, the hang feels heavy, and the ponies around you freeze in place
>Luna moves steadily on her pearly hooves as you step away from the time-locked group
"A public display of power kills one of their own and it endorses a war... That is interesting news."
5/X
Eppy
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:20:06 No.15781806 Report
Quoted By: >>15781842 >>15783109
>>15781782
>"Yes, Anonymous, do you fear the same as I?"
"We have dealt with a rebellion as this in the past, but to use the same simple tactic again is just deplorable. Investigation?"
>"I worry sometimes that you may read my mind."
>You smile and smartly salute the Princess
"Hundreds of years of practice, dearest Princess."
>With a nod of her head, you feel the spell release you to resume your nature place in the world
>A strange popping sensation fills your ears as the sky and earth sing in tune with you once more
"Come, Nightlight, it appears our guests do so enjoy the night air."
>The two of you quickly head over to your barracks
>In a cozy bed
>Be Nightlight the Joyous
>Anon closes the door as you hop onto the bed with an apple in your mouth
>The juicy green morsel feels perfect around your teeth and your tongue plays delicately along the pierced sides
>"Nightlight, we have a new task."
>You bounce your eyes and squeak from your apple-stuffed throat
>"The mission is to gather more intelligence on this incident that Dusk Dancer spoke of. If we killed somep0ny, we will have a record of it."
>You swallow the bit of apple and speak briskly to Anon
"Got it! So, I'll hold down Dusk Dancer and you punch!"
>"Excellent means of immediate information gathering, but I fear that method would not work properly in this particular case."
>You frown a bit as it seemed like the best course of action
"Do you want me to, I don't know, -talk- with Dusk Dancer? Should we talk to traitors?"
>"I am going to head towards the archives... You find a way to learn more from Dusk Dancer or even her cadre."
>You salute Anon with the apple clenched tightly between your teeth
"Sir, yeth, Sir!"
>He smiles with you and your heart flutters about
>It is good to have your superior officer back, you think, as you jitter lightly in excitement
>Within the hour, you are bathed and out the door to begin your latest assignment
6/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:21:41 No.15781842 Report
Quoted By: >>15781890 >>15791474
>>15781806
>You decide you will go to the easiest source of information first as you happily tip-hoof around the castle grounds
>With grace, tact, and all the ease you can muster, you find yourself before Rosewood
"Hey, Rosewood..."
>Her ears pick up as she looks to you with a bit of anxiety
>She raises a hoof to her chest and you nod you head earnestly
>With a bit of apprehension, she approaches you with a faint smile
>"Yes?"
"It is good to see you here this night."
>Her eyes bounce around you for a moment
>"Good to see you too?"
"Great, now that that's out of the way... What do you know about what Dusk Dancer was speaking of?"
>"What was Dusk Dancer speaking of earlier?"
"You know? The whole, 'Public killing' thing and all that?"
>She stops and looks at you with a face that surely Anon could read, but the hidden message is lost on you
>"Why do you want to know?"
"Because!"
>You start to grow frustrated with Rosewood
>She stares at you for a moment with a hint of confusion on her face
>"You are acting strangely... Please leave me be."
>Rosewood turns from you with a quick flip of her tail and begins to leave
>In your panic, you catch her tail in your mouth and yank her back towards you
"You have to tell me!"
>"Let go of me!"
"Tell me about what happened first!"
>"No, you stupid, snot-green lunatic!"
>You give her another hard pull and Rosewood slides across the floor
>Huffing slightly, she stands up and her horn begins to glow
>"You are as bad as that Anonymous!"
>You feel the pull of energy as Rosewood begins her conjuring and prepare yourself to fight
>A blue stallion suddenly slides into your view as Rosewood's magic fades
>"Enough! What in the world are you two doing?"
>You remember this stallion from the day he attacked you
"I was just trying to find out what happened is all."
>Rosewood pins her ears to her head as she speaks
>"She attacked me, Pokey, I was merely defending myself."
>Pokey turns his attention to you and his eyes narrow
7/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:23:23 No.15781890 Report
Quoted By: >>15781921
>>15781842
>"Shame on you for picking on Rosy. What is bothering you so much that you would be roughhousing?"
>You kick up your front hoof and look shyly at the ground
"I just wanted to know what Dusk Dancer was talking about when she said that somep0ny was publically killed."
>Pokey looks to you and then to Rosewood with a serious demeanor
>"You should go and rest. I'll be over shortly."
>The tall stallion walks close beside you before scooting you along with him
>Rosewood disappears as you are lead outside by Pokey's lead
>"Nightlight, correct?"
"Yes. You're Pokey, right?"
>"Exactly. Now, what are you trying to learn from us?"
"I wanted to know the story of how this war began."
>"I see... Has the minotaur put you up to this?"
>You stop and think for a moment
"Minotaur?"
>"Yes, that tall creature that you seem to accompany."
"That's Anonymous and he's a human, not a minotaur. I suppose, yeah."
>"Either way, this is rather personal to Rosewood and I would appreciate if you do not ask her or say anything while we are here."
>You make the gesture of zipping your lip and end it with a smile
>"Right, well OK. A royal guard squadron appear one day while we were going about our daily lives. They came in gleaming armor with weapons drawn and a tithe to pay. Up until their very arrival, we had never been in contact with Canterlot, so much of us were confused about this new show of force."
>You walk on through the grounds until you come upon a small garden that you never noticed before
>Pokey steps in happily and sniffs at the air with delight
>"Wildflowers, simply fragrant."
"So, this payment that the Princesses must have wanted, whatever happened?"
>Pokey stands idly by a plain green shrub as if he is searching for something
8/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:24:43 No.15781921 Report
Quoted By: >>15781952
>>15781890
>"We did not have what was requested, but the guards would have none of that. They told us that they'd take what they could to equal the value. A stallion named 'Thornwood' did not want to give away his hauling cart or his herbs and spices and..."
>You see Pokey's face twist and his jaw grit
>Connecting the dots, you frown alongside him
"They... They killed him, didn't they?"
>Pokey nods as he sighs deeply
"And that started it all? That's why Thirsters had to fight back?"
>"No... We would have never fought back in our weak state. We did not practice the art of combat nor did we have weapons. Ours was but a simple farming village, too poor to even have quality metal tools."
"So, what happened?"
>You look at Pokey with hopeful eyes as he digs his hoof into the ground
>Scraping back some loamy soil, you see Pokey drop a hoof worth of seeds into the ground
>"A savior came in our desperation. She came silently into the occupied town shortly after the pillaging began. In a matter of hours, her powerful magic had scattered or destroyed the Canterlot guards."
>Pokey covers up his freshly planted lot and sighs again
>"She said she came from the far north and that, if we served her now then we could expect peace and prosperity."
"I assume that that's the Red Queen, right?"
>"Yes, but she calls herself 'Queen Nightshade'. For a time, it was good. We did see some growth in our crops and things began to look up. Though, before we realized, we would be attacked again by Canterlot."
>You think hard about what Anon has told you about the Red Queen before speaking
"But, I heard the Red Queen was sending ponies to attack us! That army in Canterlot hasn't been mobile against the Thirsters at all."
>Pokey stops for a moment and his nostrils flare
>He walks up to you with a menacing look on his face and you steel yourself
>"What do you mean they are not mobile?! We were attacked just two days before discovering Rosewood's whereabouts!"
9/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:26:03 No.15781952 Report
Quoted By: >>15781984
>>15781921
"But, me and Anon only learned where the Red Queen was hiding the day we met you..."
>"No, but, that does not make sense... That is... It is..."
>You see Pokey struggle for a moment and notice the mark on the side of his neck begin to shine with a faint white light
>"The... Queen... S-save... The... Queen!"
>Pokey's eyes go blank as they are engulfed in a white light that shines with an unnatural coldness
>His face twists and contorts to expose his long fangs
>Before you now stands some empty shell of a pony as it turns its attention on you
>With a hiss and a snarl, the ensorcelled Pokey lunges for you
>His attack pins you under his size, but you have dealt with larger foes before
>A swift kick into his gut dislodges the manic bat pony long enough for you to subdue him
>To Pokey's credit, his body thrashes and his wings beat roughly against your sides
"Pokey! What is wrong with you?!"
>You struggle to restrain him as you feel a sharp pain in your leg
>Pokey's fangs pierce into you and you feel the rest of his jaw lock on
>Your mind swims in a stream of fear and anger before a strong gust howls around you
>A voice rings out over the chaos as Luna's imposing form takes shape against the gloom
>"Be still!"
>A sharp bolt of magic expertly blasts into Pokey's face and he releases you leg
>With a few more spasms from his blue form, you see Pokey's eyes roll into place and focus on you
>"W-what... H-happened?"
>He quickly faints before you can regain your voice and you shudder
"Princess Luna, thank you so much."
>"I felt a strange and dark magic appear in an instant. How curious..."
"He just snapped all of a sudden and attacked me."
>You look down at the marks in your right leg and feel the warm blood leak out
>Attempting to stand on it and walk away proves difficult through the pain, but Luna comes to your aid
10/X
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 03:27:27 No.15781984 Report
Quoted By: >>15783016 >>15783056 >>15783074 >>15783109 >>15784181 >>15794625
>>15781952
>Without a word, you feel her magic lift you onto her back and her beautiful, raven-like wings speed towards the castle
>"Dear Nightlight, do you know of Anonymous' location?"
"Uh, um, maybe the library?"
>Your head begins to cloud and your vision blurs
>You feel somep0ny carrying you into a bed and the cool sheets quickly heat up under your being
>The last thing you see is Princess Luna standing over you with a sad look on her face
>"Don't worry... Anon's coming."
>A smile weakly stretches across your face as you fall asleep
~Fin
This story is rather verbose and for that I am sorry. More to come in some undisclosed amount of time! As well, is there a way to reduce the time taken to post a wall of text? A minute apart is slow and unreasonable for this type of story telling. Merci pour le lire !
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 04:08:39 No.15782856 Report
Quoted By: >>15784181
>Vito's face when
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 04:15:31 No.15783016 Report
Quoted By: >>15783440
>>15781984
oh shit, so thirster queen huh...I can't wait to hear what her goal is. well done. only smijen of a critique is that I felt "to his credit" was used a wee bit but that's hardly worth mentioning, I appreciate the time and effort you put into these stories and hope you write again soon! Politics, magic, thirsters, royalty, and bats. whats not to love?
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 04:17:10 No.15783056 Report
Quoted By:
>>15781984
sadly I don't believe there is a faster way to post ^^; aside from maybe using two computers? but I dunno, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 04:18:30 No.15783074 Report
Quoted By:
>>15781984
Rp faggot.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 04:20:03 No.15783109 Report
Quoted By: >>15783440 >>15784181
>>15781984
hi new to the story sadly Dx but . just had a question about anons statement earlier
>>15781806
"hundreds of years" does that mean this anons got a hella long lifespan? pardon my ignorance but I actually enjoyed that
Eppy
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Eppy Mon 20 Jan 2014 04:34:47 No.15783440 Report
Quoted By: >>15784005
>>15783109
I am glad you enjoyed this installment! This particular Anon is very old as noted in other parts of this series. I have plans for this in the future.
>>15783016
To your credit, I did overuse this statement! However, thank you for reading along and for the comment.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 04:59:47 No.15784005 Report
Quoted By:
>>15783440
merci pour l'ecriture~
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Mon 20 Jan 2014 05:07:08 No.15784181 Report
Quoted By: >>15787784
>>15781984
This is an awesome update, Eppy! Now with more information about the backstory and Thirster's history, "Knight's Nightlight" is even more interesting than before! I'm surprised that the reason why Rosewood has joined the resistance is almost identical to what I imagined, poor Rosewood and her brother, that was really heartbreaking...
I love how you portray the personalities of Pokey, Dusk Dancer and Snapshot, acting of Nightlight and Anonymous were great, just like in the first four chapters; Red Queen... very interesting character and tactic, I wonder what is her goal- to destroy the blood drinkers, Canterlot, to get more "loyal" subjects, or maybe something else?- we will see. For pacing, dialogues, acting and the history: 1000000/10 from me, thank you so much for this chapter, it gives me a lot of ideas for the new vectors, I'm waiting for more!
Oh, well, just one question about Snapshot and his accent, where he comes from? I don't know too much about English accents, so I guess he is from "equestrian" Scotland or Ireland.
>As well, is there a way to reduce the time taken to post a wall of text? A minute apart is slow and unreasonable for this type of story telling
Maybe proxy or using internet connection on your phone, but it would be too complicated and won't save your time.
>>15782856
This.
>>15783109
Yes, he is 700, alicorn magic and Canadian whisky work wonders with the lifespan.
5AM, Time to sleep, I'll try to draw the drinking game and rescuing Nightlight's butt pictures tomorrow, then coffee break for some exams, and after that- more pics I hope.
Good night my bats and thirsters, today was a good day.
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 05:54:54 No.15785274 Report
Quoted By:
good night, Vito
Shiny

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Shiny Mon 20 Jan 2014 06:59:42 No.15786592 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 07:52:30 No.15787784 Report
Quoted By: >>15791176
>>15784181
>Oh, well, just one question about Snapshot and his accent, where he comes from?
Sounds Cockney-British.
>Canadian whisky
Ehh... Crown Royal ain't THAT great.
Now Canadian beer, on the other hand...
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 08:57:33 No.15789202 Report
Quoted By: >>15794035
>>15759114
I hope the book she got isn't destroyed. Also what was the goons intent with them? were the spells to subdue or to take them out to Hamburger time?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 09:00:21 No.15789240 Report
Quoted By:
>>15771895
wiping out tyranids.
was also working on mosina's mom but nephew got to it and kinda destroyed it so I dunno if I wanna attempt it again
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 10:37:58 No.15790522 Report
Quoted By: >>15791455
Is it true that batponies have smaller genitals (stallions and mares both) than normal ponies?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 10:40:34 No.15790546 Report
Quoted By:
Shitponies a bat.
Other bests a general.
Fucking hell these threads are slow. At this rate I'll have delivered my message 7 times before the new thread.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 11:58:38 No.15791176 Report
Quoted By:
>>15787784
>There's tons of Canadian Whiskey besides Crown Royal.
>Wiser's
>Gibsons Finest
>Black Velvet
>Alberta Premium
>Canadian Club
>Royal Reserve
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 12:17:57 No.15791302 Report
Quoted By: >>15791349
Daily reminder that you and your autistic OCs are a part of the cancer that is killing this fandom and everything that is good.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 12:26:39 No.15791349 Report
Quoted By:
>>15791302
Go to hell, buddy.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 12:40:42 No.15791455 Report
Quoted By: >>15791537 >>15795829
>>15790522
That's adorable and just made my headcanon
>Bat-colts brag about four inch penises
>Bat-fillies are so tight you can't get two fingers in
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 12:43:03 No.15791474 Report
Quoted By:
>>15781842
>In your panic, you catch her tail in your mouth and yank her back towards you
So smooth, Nightlight.
So fucking smooth.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 12:50:07 No.15791537 Report
Quoted By: >>15791876
>>15791455
>Bat-colts brag about four inch penises
That feel when you can brag only a four inch penis.
>Bat-fillies are so tight you can't get two fingers in
Heaven for small cock anon.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 13:20:30 No.15791733 Report
Quoted By: >>15795829
>tfw you will never fold a batpony's ears backwards causing her to scree and shake her head.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 13:44:31 No.15791876 Report
Quoted By: >>15795829
>>15791537
>You'll never have a bat filly jumping your micro dick after she finds out about it since a regular stallion would tear her open to her asshole
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 14:44:52 No.15792238 Report
Quoted By:
The same characters over and over again.
Thank fuck Grey Mouse's anus is as loose as it is.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 16:56:28 No.15793454 Report
Quoted By: >>15794281
He's fucking everywhere.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y

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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Mon 20 Jan 2014 17:52:28 No.15794035 Report
Quoted By:
>>15789202
Subdue
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 18:08:14 No.15794202 Report
Quoted By:
*foams*
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 18:14:57 No.15794281 Report
Quoted By:
>>15793454
His spirit haunts you.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 18:25:02 No.15794405 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 18:39:45 No.15794625 Report
Quoted By: >>15795524 >>15795673 >>15795768
>>15781984
So, in short: Rosewood lived in a small, poor village; she can't eat fruits or hay, just blood (other ponies don't like blood drinkers). One day her brother has been killed, she joined the resistance, she has been magically enslaved by the evil queen and sent to the Canterlot castle alone; as a gardener, she doesn't know how to fight, her horn was cut off, she has been practically killed, then tied up, imprisoned, tortured physically and mentally, and then released.
Holy shit, a lot of bad things happened to this poor girl.
And a lot of feels happened to me ;_;
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 19:44:56 No.15795524 Report
Quoted By: >>15795673 >>15795957
>>15794625
Actually, Rosey still has her horn. There was a story where Celestia magicked her back together. I like how the cultist tattoos do something, I was half expecting it to not mean anything. I kind of don't like the new way Eppy lumped all the stories into one paste, but I guess they have OCD or whatever. Problem Pastebins fault for not having some way to categorize things.
But, what I'm trying to say is that Rosewood is the worst unibat and needs more >rape
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 19:54:43 No.15795673 Report
Quoted By:
>>15794625
>Getting feels from that
>>15795524
...Holy fucking shit. There is just no way in hell that this is real, because that is truly fucking autistic as hell.
>"Kek, thei're not 2edgy4u with a 4sad8u background story"
>"I cry errytime"
Jesus fucking christ
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:00:23 No.15795742 Report
Quoted By:
bump
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:01:51 No.15795768 Report
Quoted By: >>15795795 >>15795825 >>15798428
>>15794625
I know that feel, bro.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:03:34 No.15795795 Report
Quoted By:
>>15795768
I know where this is going
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:06:28 No.15795825 Report
Quoted By:
>>15795768
.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:06:36 No.15795829 Report
Quoted By:
>>15791455
>>15791733
>>15791876
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:14:56 No.15795957 Report
Quoted By: >>15796018 >>15796106
>>15795524
>Rosewood is the best unibat and there is no need for >rape
Fixed for you
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:19:28 No.15796018 Report
Quoted By: >>15796073
>>15795957
> no need
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:24:00 No.15796073 Report
Quoted By: >>15796153
>>15796018
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:26:44 No.15796106 Report
Quoted By:
>>15795957
Stop trying to force your shitty OC waifu everywhere, Vito.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:30:06 No.15796153 Report
Quoted By: >>15796211
>>15796073
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 20:33:09 No.15796211 Report
Quoted By:
>>15796153
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 21:20:35 No.15797009 Report
Quoted By: >>15797032 >>15797276
I think I like Eppy because they're not so autistic as to shit up threads. Unless Eppy is actually Vito and Nick and Hate Anon, then I guess they are the master of shit threads.
Hands, Eppy, and Vito are the only people left contributing anything at all. Guess Bat is the new PiE. RIP in peace
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 21:22:09 No.15797032 Report
Quoted By:
>>15797009
I think Nick may have left us for the satyr thread.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 21:36:55 No.15797271 Report
Quoted By:
>tfw you will never take a gob of mango jam and spread it over Nightwatch's peculiars.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Mon 20 Jan 2014 21:37:23 No.15797276 Report
Quoted By: >>15797395
>>15797009
> Unless Eppy is actually Vito and Nick and Hate Anon
>mfw
>Hands, Eppy, and Vito are the only people left contributing anything at all
That's not true, we've got Shiggler, Stoic5, BatDesu, A23, SWYS and Clone.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Mon 20 Jan 2014 21:44:00 No.15797395 Report
Quoted By: >>15797907
>>15797276
Oh, and Zee of course.
>Guess Bat is the new PiE. RIP in peace
PiE is not dead, we've merged our software ponies with them and now there is a little more traffic.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 22:11:18 No.15797907 Report
Quoted By:
>>15797395
Shut the fuck up, Vito.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 22:16:31 No.15798006 Report
Quoted By: >>15798039
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 22:18:17 No.15798039 Report
Quoted By: >>15798155
>>15798006
>tfw no Mango Jerry pic
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 22:23:42 No.15798155 Report
Quoted By: >>15798227 >>15799136
>>15798039
>tfw no mangoes to shove up Sirocca's butthole
>tfw you will never eat Sirocca's mango-flavoured poo
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 22:26:51 No.15798227 Report
Quoted By:
>>15798155
I thought you promised you'd stop doing that and do that shit in the gay threads?
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Mon 20 Jan 2014 22:37:39 No.15798428 Report
Quoted By:
>>15795768
I want one of those
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:03:02 No.15798931 Report
Quoted By:
>You will never suck on Grey Mouse's prolapsed anus like a lollipop.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:03:22 No.15798935 Report
Quoted By: >>15798971 >>15799040 >>15799046 >>15799055
Give me a five word subject to write about that's SFW.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:05:21 No.15798971 Report
Quoted By: >>15798987 >>15798994 >>15799056
>>15798935
Eppy being chased by Vito.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:06:06 No.15798987 Report
Quoted By:
>>15798971
About bat ponies you idiot.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:06:31 No.15798994 Report
Quoted By:
>>15798971
wut
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:09:17 No.15799040 Report
Quoted By: >>15799061 >>15799079 >>15799328
>>15798935
Heartbeat discovering masturbation one night
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:09:31 No.15799046 Report
Quoted By:
>>15798935
Jasmine ran out of tea.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:10:13 No.15799055 Report
Quoted By:
>>15798935
Eppy being turned into Vito.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:10:14 No.15799056 Report
Quoted By: >>15799125
>>15798971
Shut the fuck up, Vito.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:10:23 No.15799061 Report
Quoted By:
>>15799040
Kill urself.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:11:19 No.15799077 Report
Quoted By:
I think we can strike BatDesu off the list of contributors.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:11:23 No.15799079 Report
Quoted By: >>15799228
>>15799040
THIS PERVERT IS HERE AGAIN, SOMEONE CALL THE BAT POLICE,
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:12:25 No.15799103 Report
Quoted By:
*tips batdora*
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:13:40 No.15799125 Report
Quoted By:
>>15799056
i'm not Vito but i want this story
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:14:28 No.15799136 Report
Quoted By: >>15799251 >>15799253 >>15799328
>>15798155
These comments are gross but the entertainment value is there.
>Sirocca has been eating the skin off of Mangoes against your wishes.
>You warned her they contain too much fiber.
>She confesses that she hasn't been regular for the past week.
>You give her a slight nudge in the stomach and she groans.
>Judging by her bloated stomach she’s become constipated.
"Don't worry I know just what to do."
>You grab a piece of plastic hose and a foot pump used to inflate air matresses to siphon out whatever clump of rotting mango remnants are lodged in her bowels.
>Mango juice will be used as the liquid to flush her out because its filly friendly like the bubblegum flavoured flouride used at the dentists when you were a child.
"Okay Sirocca bend over and lift up that tail"
>She obliges and you push the hose end up her mini donut hole.
>Quick as a whistle you stamp your foot down on the pump and mango juice shoots through the hose up inside her derriere.
>You pull the hose back and and droplets of mango juice piddle out of her ass.
"Ok Sirocca give a hard push and if nothing comes out i'll have to gut you open like a trout."
>She shivers at your threat and flexes her anus.
>With a loud grunt shitty brown Mangoe juice sputters out her asshole.
>The smell is rancid and very powerful.
>You gag and take a step backwards, disgusted by the sight.
>She squeezes again and a hard glob of rotting mango pulp shoots out her rectum.
>Relaxing her sphincter the brown water slows to a trickle to slowly cascade over her vulva, covering it in shit juice.
"That is fucking disgusting clean that shit up you dirty little pig"
You throw a roll of paper towels at her and go for a walk to get some fresh air.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:19:29 No.15799228 Report
Quoted By: >>15799328
>>15799079
wee woo wee woo wee woo
How my I be of assistance, citizen?
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:20:33 No.15799251 Report
Quoted By:
>>15799136
that's a shitty story but nice
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Nukepone Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:20:39 No.15799253 Report
Quoted By: >>15799266
>>15799136
Did it really have to be Sirocca, you fucking piece of shit?
Die in hell, cunt.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:21:21 No.15799266 Report
Quoted By:
>>15799253
FDW, pls.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:23:51 No.15799328 Report
Quoted By: >>15799503
>>15799228
Hello batofficer, this guy >>15799136 and >>15799040 propagate foalcon and naked fily pictures!
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:32:15 No.15799503 Report
Quoted By: >>15799532 >>15799572 >>15799596
>>15799328
Hmm this is serous, but here is nothing I can do.
I will add this to Valentines' record, but how do I know you didn't write that story. I mean, Isn't your name Anonymous?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:33:35 No.15799532 Report
Quoted By: >>15799638 >>15799812
>>15799503
Shove a mango up your ass.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:35:56 No.15799572 Report
Quoted By: >>15799638
>>15799503
That wasn't me, I'm not into fillies!
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:37:30 No.15799596 Report
Quoted By: >>15799812
>>15799503
I swear she was 18
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:39:33 No.15799638 Report
Quoted By: >>15799779 >>15799812
>>15799572
Calm down ma'am and control your outburst before I add this >>15799532 to you record.
Now tell me, what is you current relationship with Sirocca?
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:46:28 No.15799779 Report
Quoted By:
>>15799638
I saw them doing lewd things to her
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:48:19 No.15799812 Report
Quoted By: >>15799845 >>15799964
>>15799638
B-But >>15799532 wasn't me too! I'm innocent, I swear!
W-Well, Sirocca is a blood drinking orphan, she lives in our village. And this >>15799596 creepy guy always wait for her near the school and he stares shamelessly at her rump!
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:49:58 No.15799845 Report
Quoted By:
>>15799812
Well in my defence she's got a nice butt
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:52:23 No.15799882 Report
Quoted By:
>>15757312
>roleplaying
>circlejerking
>tripfags
>fucking roleplaying
Fuck off you fucking autists
Anonymous
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Anonymous Mon 20 Jan 2014 23:56:47 No.15799964 Report
Quoted By: >>15800147
>>15799812
Please remain calm! I do not want to you force! one more outburst and I will you arrest you for suspicion of previously stated crimes!
And you Mr. Valentine, move behind the cation tape and stop sniffing me!
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:00:53 No.15800026 Report
Quoted By: >>15800047 >>15800621
Please remain calm! I do not want to use force! one more outburst and I will you arrest you for suspicion of previously stated crimes!
And you Mr. Valentine, move behind the cation tape and stop sniffing me!
Now then, until someone can present relevant evidence that little Sirocca was harmed, I will be on my way. I have more important things to be doing. like eating donuts.
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:02:20 No.15800047 Report
Quoted By: >>15800305
>>15800026
how about I eat your donut~
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:07:30 No.15800147 Report
Quoted By: >>15800305 >>15800621
>>15799964
But... BUT... That's not fair! He is the foalphile here, not me! I'm innocent, I pay taxes, segregate trash and never drive after drinking alcoblood! #ThirstersDidNothingWrong!
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:15:11 No.15800305 Report
Quoted By: >>15800352 >>15800621 >>15800839
>>15800147
All right, that was the last straw. You and me are going down town. Hold still so I can apply these cuffs.
>>15800047
You're coming too, Mr.Valentine. We're going to get real acquainted while this foalphile is serving needed hard time.
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:17:46 No.15800352 Report
Quoted By: >>15800621
>>15800305
neat
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:31:20 No.15800612 Report
Quoted By:
>muh sides
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:31:34 No.15800621 Report
Quoted By: >>15800679
>>15800352
>>15800305
>>15800147
>>15800026
Stop
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:34:34 No.15800679 Report
Quoted By:
>>15800621
I have a feeling that it's already over.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:43:24 No.15800839 Report
Quoted By:
>>15800305
Holy crap, I must hide! But where?
Psycho
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## Jasmine's Tea

Psycho Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:53:15 No.15801028 Report
Quoted By: >>15801057
>You sit on your couch, reading a simple book about Equestrian history.
>If you're going to be stuck here, might as well learn more a bit about the place.
>After all the commotion at Ponyville, you decided to move somewhere else in this land.
>Eventually you picked out a small village named Hollow Shades in a large forest.
>It was better than living in that town with all those mares, with some evil villain blowing everything up every week.
>And don't forget estrus season.
>Ponies everywhere trying to get into your pants, not to mention that little yellow one.
>At least the ponies here were a lot more mellow.
>But, there was the point that they were not only normal ponies, but also bats.
>It was weird at first, but they were pretty fucking cute, and everything here was a lot quieter.
>Or so you thought.
>As you're turning the page to your book, a loud screech rings from outside causing you to drop it.
>Bending over to pick it up, you noticed it closed when you dropped it and you had no idea what page you were on.
"Fucking..."
>You set it on a the coffee table next to your couch and decide to go see what the noise was.
>It seemed to have come from next door.
>You walk over to your door and exit your house, walking to the house next to yours and knock on the small door.
>Everything here was small compared to you, but it was cute.
>The door flies open and a small bat mare with black hair and green eyes jumps on your chest, clinging to it.
>"Anon, you have to help me!"
>She leans back as she holds onto you, making your stumble back into the house.
>The little bat jumps off your chest and flaps her wings to stay in the air while you fall on the floor.
>"Someone stole all my tea Anon, you have to help me!"
>You sigh as you stand up, brushing yourself off.
"Are you sure someone stole it? Did they take anything else?"
>"Yes! It was here earlier, and now it's all gone! They didn't take anything else though."
Psycho

## Jasmine's Tea

Psycho Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:54:40 No.15801057 Report
Quoted By: >>15801075
>>15801028
>You think for a moment before walking towards her kitchen.
"Could I possibly see the crime scene?"
>"Of course, anything to get my tea back!"
>She flies to her pantry and opens the door for you, her shelves filled with random fruit and different things a bat pony might eat.
>Looking around for a moment, you find no tea.
>It seems she did happen to be telling the truth, but who would steal just tea, and nothing else?
>As she pace around her kitchen thinking, you can hear her whimpering as she starts to become more upset.
>"Come one, I thought you humans were supposed to be smart!"
"Do you want my help or not?"
>She stops whimpering and nods slightly.
>"Anything for the tea!"
>You look bat in the pantry and as you look at a hook holding up a bushel of bananas, you find a tiny piece of black cloth that seemed to have ripped off onto it.
>Now who would be wearing black clothes? Ponies don't wear clothes, especially bat ponies.
"Jasmine, I found a clue."
>"Is the clue my tea!?"
>You pat her shoulder with a sorrowful look on your face.
"No, but I promise we'll find it, don't worry."
>She gives a small smile, trying to cheer herself up.
>You walk out of the room, exiting her house as you try head back to your house.
>Maybe you could get Rosewood to use her magic to find out who this belongs to.
>She is one of the only bat ponies with a horn in Hollow Shades.
>As you walk down the street, you continue examining the cloth, trying to possibly find a label or something as her feel your feet hit something, toppling yourself over, landing in the dirt.
>You try to stand back up as you notice echo in her saddle bags underneath your legs.
"Oh, sorry Echo, I didn't see you there!"
>You roll off of her, and stand up and help her up.
>"It's fine, I was a little distracted myself, got something important going on today!"
>She reaches for her saddlebag, and as she picks it up you see some black clothing hanging out of it as she quickly tucks it back in.
Psycho

## Jasmine's Tea

Psycho Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:55:51 No.15801075 Report
Quoted By: >>15801093
>>15801057
>Could Echo have done it?
"What's so important that's happening?"
>"Oh... um... my parents are visiting from Canterlot!"
>She gives a fake smile, obviously lying.
>You nod slowly, as you walk back to your house.
"Well, I have to go, see you around Echo."
>Maybe you didn't need to see Rosewood after all...
>As soon as you get home, you look around until you find your old wooden baseball bat.
>You didn't want to hurt Echo, but if it came to it, you wouldn't want to kill her.
>She is your friend after all.
>Leaving your house, you hold the baseball bat in your hand as you walk as nonchalantly as possible to Jasmine's house.
>Before you even knock on the door, it swings open to reveal Jasmine.
"How did you?-"
>"I was watching the window waiting for you!"
>She was really desperate for her tea.
"I think I know stole your tea Jasmine, you ready to get it back?"
>A large smile instantly appears on her face from ear to ear.
>"Of course! Let's go get my tea back!"
>She hops out of her house, flapping her wings and closes the door behind her.
>You walk to Echo's house with Jasmine flying behind you, not a single word spoken the whole time.
>As you reach her house, Jasmine lands and looks up at you, you look at each other and nod as you turn towards the door.
Psycho

## Jasmine's Tea

Psycho Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:56:56 No.15801093 Report
Quoted By: >>15801131
>>15801075
>With the force of one thousand suns, you kick in the door, it flying open with a loud bang.
>"What the hay!?"
>You rush in to see Echo watching television with a popular foals show "My Little Human" playing on it as Echo's face begins to turn red with embarrassment.
>All of you stare at each other for a few minutes as the show's theme song plays.
>"My Little Human, My Little Human, Aaah!~"
>Jasmine coughs and slowly backs out of her house leaving you and Echo staring at each other.
"I'm just going to go..."
>"I think that would be for the best."
>You slowly begin to walk out as you notice Aux Tism in the doorway.
>He looks at you confused and turns over to Echo.
>"Is Anon watching My Little Human with us?"
>"No Aux, he's not."
>Realizing you now know he likes it to, he turns back to you, his face red.
>"I-it's not like I like it or anything, I just watch it with Echo because she's my friend!"
>Deciding to not cause anymore damage, you slip past Aux and lean back in.
"You know, I won't tell anyone about this you guys watching this show if you don't want me to."
>Echo faces the TV, not turning back to you, and expression of anger on her face.
>"Just leave."
>You dart out of there, running as fast as you can with your baseball bat, not caring about all the other bat ponies you pass.
Psycho

## Jasmine's Tea

Psycho Tue 21 Jan 2014 00:59:25 No.15801131 Report
Quoted By: >>15801481
>>15801093
>You burst into Jasmine's house to find her making a cup of tea.
>As you pass her, you open the pantry and grab an apple.
>Wait, a cup of tea!?
>You spin to face her, getting in her face, close enough you could lick her nose.
"I though all your tea was stolen!?"
>"Oh, I found some more in my cabinets."
"But what about the cloth on the hook!?"
>"Oh, those were from my pajamas, I love late night snacks."
>You fill with enough rage, you can feel your own blood boil under your skin.
>It kind of hurt.
>Picking up her cup of tea from her hooves, you drink all of it in one go as she tries to jump up to grab it back.
>"M-my tea!"
>Fuck bat ponies.
Sorry for going a little off from the original subject, but I hope it was still good. Also, no trip because it's not needed and I also forgot it.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:19:06 No.15801481 Report
Quoted By: >>15801594
>>15801131
Not bad, but it's not nice to go to your friend with a baseball bat, even if he/she stole something from your other friend. Also it's not a big deal if somebody knows that you watch "My Little Pony/Human", so it shouldn't stop Anon from his investigation.
Besides these, 7/10
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:25:00 No.15801594 Report
Quoted By: >>15801676
>>15801481
It was supposed to be overly dramatic, and if someone just broke into your house, and broke down your door, and then you found them watching a show for little girls, don't you think it'd be a little awkward?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:28:30 No.15801676 Report
Quoted By:
>>15801594
There should be a longer part when Anon prepares before entering Echo's house, you know, to build some tension.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:28:47 No.15801682 Report
Quoted By: >>15801701
Is 2 here?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:29:45 No.15801701 Report
Quoted By: >>15801807
>>15801682
Who is 2?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:35:06 No.15801807 Report
Quoted By:
>>15801701
If he or 1 is here, they'll know.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:37:54 No.15801852 Report
Quoted By: >>15801947
Soo... Am I back on the contributor list?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:42:48 No.15801947 Report
Quoted By: >>15802079
>>15801852
Did you write it only to ask us this question?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:45:32 No.15802007 Report
Quoted By: >>15802079 >>15802143
Look, man I could deal with some mammals having a third limb girdle. Its magic man, whatever. I could even deal with a pair of fully formed avian wings sitting in that girdle. Magic. whatever.
BUT WHY WOULD SOME OF THEM FUCKING ARBITRARILY HAVE GODDAMN BAT WINGS INSTEAD?
completely different setup under the hood. Why? Why in gods name would you do both? Its completely unnecessary reinvention of the same function!
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:49:17 No.15802079 Report
Quoted By: >>15802428
>>15801947
No. I'm thinking about finishing another story tonight after I finish my homework too, since my usual buddy on DayZ is busy, and he has my magnum.
>>15802007
Capitalize God next time, and maybe I'll answer you.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 01:52:22 No.15802143 Report
Quoted By:
>>15802007
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 02:00:39 No.15802324 Report
Quoted By:
Gjallerbru and Bifrost are best bat ponies
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 02:05:36 No.15802428 Report
Quoted By: >>15802540
>>15802079
Look, man I could deal with some mammals having a third limb girdle. Its magic man, whatever. I could even deal with a pair of fully formed avian wings sitting in that girdle. Magic. whatever.
BUT WHY WOULD SOME OF THEM FUCKING ARBITRARILY HAVE GODDAMN BAT WINGS INSTEAD?
completely different setup under the hood. Why? Why in God's name would you do both? Its completely unnecessary reinvention of the same function!
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 02:11:43 No.15802540 Report
Quoted By:
>>15802428
Okay, because it looks so cool and edgy, and they put it in the show. We just thought it'd be fun to come up with shit about them, and it is.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2014 02:28:42 No.15802848 Report
Quoted By:
Time for the good night bump, I apologize for the lack of new pictures, but exams steal my free time; I promise I'll draw at least one tomorrow.
Good night, my little bats and thirsters.

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