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## Bat Pony Thread #125

Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Tue 24 Dec 2013 17:51:20 No.15264043 View Reply Original Report
Quoted By: >>15264089 >>15264139 >>15330430 >>15330802
"Hearth's Warming Eve" Edition.
Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
Writers pastebin and link inside for trusted tripcodes:
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IRC for off-topic shitposting:
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Channel: #bat
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Current MLPChan /anon/ thread:
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/181185.html
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 17:53:06 No.15264061 Report
Quoted By:
poner get
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 17:54:39 No.15264076 Report
Quoted By: >>15264304
bat pony general is the cancer killing bat ponies
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 17:55:57 No.15264089 Report
Quoted By: >>15264304
>>15264043
Autistic
OC
General.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 17:57:22 No.15264109 Report
Quoted By:
Bat poni is the bat poni killing bat poni
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 17:59:34 No.15264133 Report
Quoted By:
Bat pony general is the bat pony killing cancer
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:00:01 No.15264139 Report
Quoted By: >>15264304
>>15264043
You've ruined something that could've been good.
I hope you're fucking proud of yourselves.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:01:53 No.15264157 Report
Quoted By: >>15264188
Cancer is the cancer killing cancer
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:04:56 No.15264188 Report
Quoted By: >>15264280
>>15264157
Chemotherapy kills cancer.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:13:03 No.15264280 Report
Quoted By: >>15264304
>>15264188
Cancer is created by you retards.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:15:42 No.15264304 Report
Quoted By: >>15264339
>>15264139
>>15264280
>>15264089
>>15264076
>begging so hard for attention
It's the Christmas Eve, so here is my one post for you.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:18:12 No.15264339 Report
Quoted By: >>15264419
>>15264304
I wish to Mosina sad over death of AK47 man.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:18:42 No.15264347 Report
Quoted By:
bat pony general introduced HIV to africa to kill the native population
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:19:06 No.15264354 Report
Quoted By: >>15264364 >>15264388 >>15264489
So fags, what type of Christmas story do you want, a feel good family one, or one that has to do with the actual Christmas story with Jesus and all that.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:20:06 No.15264364 Report
Quoted By: >>15264510
>>15264354
>bat ponies and Jesus
shit sounds fucked up
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:21:18 No.15264388 Report
Quoted By:
>>15264354
I wish to see Moonshine as Mary and Aux as Joseph.
Speck should be babby Hey-Zeus.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:23:04 No.15264419 Report
Quoted By:
>>15264339
This would be awesome
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:24:10 No.15264440 Report
Quoted By:
>tfw the bad dragon mare toy costs $130.00
No batmares in the new year for me.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:27:16 No.15264489 Report
Quoted By:
>>15264354
Oh, or have a story like in the style of a Christmas Carol, and have them be visited by the three bats of Christmas.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 18:28:30 No.15264510 Report
Quoted By: >>15264962 >>15296940
>>15264364
That'sThePoint.png
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:00:10 No.15264900 Report
Quoted By: >>15264962
.
Anon2343434
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Anon2343434 Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:03:42 No.15264955 Report
Quoted By:
Well I'll be Jasmines only playtoy Fimfiction...that's new.
Anyways taking Christmas /r/ of bat ponies people for the holidays. (Note: They won't be posted till the day after Christmas)
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:04:11 No.15264962 Report
Quoted By: >>15264995
>>15264510
No I'm pretty sure
>>15264900
is the point
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:06:50 No.15264995 Report
Quoted By:
>>15264962
Noice one. I'll be going with the Christmas Carol one unless anyone wants the happy family one.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:22:23 No.15265189 Report
Quoted By:
>>15264803
Someone drew that old idea with Aux trying to act like an edgy teenager. Save it Veeto.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:41:49 No.15265414 Report
Quoted By: >>15265444 >>15265461
Isint ghost just a cannibal troll that lets us troll him though? No, Nothing against him or you guys, A stupid rush Limbaugh type-guy that we can all get pissed off is fun as hell, Just there is no way he can be for real, He just rages too much and does the same thing for it to even be real. Still fun though
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:44:21 No.15265444 Report
Quoted By:
>>15265414
,
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:45:39 No.15265461 Report
Quoted By:
>>15265414
benis
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:46:03 No.15265467 Report
Quoted By:
Merry Christmas.
From:
>Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 19:59:39 No.15265662 Report
Quoted By: >>15265739
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:00:31 No.15265673 Report
Quoted By: >>15265705 >>15266427
So what is bat thread spending their Christmas Eve doing?
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:01:09 No.15265691 Report
Quoted By:
KekeEkekeKEKeKEkeKekEkEKeKekeeKeKKekeKekeKeKEKEkEkeKekeKekeke
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:02:02 No.15265705 Report
Quoted By: >>15265736
>>15265673
Big party. Expect more bat horse in caves tonight or tomorrow, possibly.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:03:43 No.15265736 Report
Quoted By: >>15265785
>>15265705
BAT HORSE, TENTACLE RAPE TIME WITH AUX!! YES!!
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:03:49 No.15265739 Report
Quoted By: >>15265795
>>15265662
>Imma do extreme close-ups on every single OC here
>Hurhuehurhur Im a fookin' artist!! xD
It's autists like you that gives bats a bad reputation.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:06:22 No.15265785 Report
Quoted By: >>15265858 >>15265863 >>15266098
>>15265736
I hope you know I was kidding about the tentacle rape.
Big spoiler: If you haven't figured it out yet, the Trials is all in Luna's dream world, hence why they have crazy weapons and don't need to eat/etc.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:07:26 No.15265795 Report
Quoted By:
>>15265739
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:12:09 No.15265858 Report
Quoted By: >>15265871
>>15265785
>is all in Luna's dream world,
>hurdur Luna is teh princess of the night and vuws eveery autistic OC we create
>Luna has to be in every story about our butponies 'cuz muh headcanon says Luna loves them all!!1!1
Kill yourself/10
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:13:16 No.15265863 Report
Quoted By:
>>15265785
B-but why else would you give the dark ponies tentacles!? And yeah, I knew that already.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:13:47 No.15265871 Report
Quoted By: >>15265929 >>15266028
>>15265858
Congratulations, you have no idea of what the context of a story that's been going on for months now, is.
mlpg, pls go. I know you're butthurt, but...
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:18:03 No.15265929 Report
Quoted By: >>15265969 >>15266242
>>15265871
>mlpg, pls go. I know you're butthurt, but...
>Implying
At least MLPG doesn't have half as much circlejerking and hugboxing as these shitstained threads have.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:20:39 No.15265969 Report
Quoted By: >>15266028 >>15266089
>>15265929
Hahah, funny joke.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:25:05 No.15266028 Report
Quoted By:
>>15265969
>>15265871
what the fuck are you doing man
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:29:31 No.15266086 Report
Quoted By: >>15266103
Merry Christmas to you bats, sincerely moths
>day keeping Sirocca and Heartbeat company
>well, actually they just wanted to hang around for reasons unknown
>you've beejn doing this and that, but then the two of them wanted you to teach them to dance
>you could do a sensible thing, and teach them some normal dancing, or carameldanssen
>but no, you have another goal
"What sort of dancing are you goign to teach us Anon? Is it goign to be fancy?"
>"No Sirocca, it is goign to be fabulous"
"What's fabulous dancing anyway?" Heartbeat pipes up
>you walk to your cd player setup and pop the elbum in, and choose the track
>"Well, this is what we will be dancing to"
>and you let the music play
>which is
>Larger than life
>By Backstreet boys
>the two fillies listen in amazement to the music for hearing it for the first time
>as expected of boy bands, making young girls feel funny
>"Now, stand on your hind legs and move your hips like this"
>you pose and move your hips in away it would make a latino woman green with envy
>Sirocca and Heartbeat try to mimic you, but both of them manage to loose their balance
"Anon this is too haaaard..."
>the two of them sound so cute when they complain and whine
>"Now now, let's get back up again and try more, it'll get fun in a while"
>...
>...
>some time has passed now
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:29:40 No.15266089 Report
Quoted By:
>>15265969
>The truth
>A joke
Then again, you idiots keep covering your eyes and going "LA LA LA LA LA I AM NOT LISTENING" everytime someone says something that you don't like, just like an autist does, how about that. So you staying in denial is no surprise.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:30:19 No.15266098 Report
Quoted By:
>>15265785
I... I like this idea.
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:30:38 No.15266103 Report
Quoted By: >>15266117
>>15266086
>your living room is now a stage, thanks to your dancelights and smoke machine
>Sirocca and Heartbeat did get good at this
>in fact, they made suprising progress and now the three of you are doing a routine
>The music plays, and you are facing the imaginary audinece with your backs turned towards them
>"You ready girls"
"Yeah"
"Yup"
>"Then let's do this"
>the singing starts and the three of you spin around to face the imaginary audience and point your finger/hoofs at it
>then the three of you start to runway model walk forward in the beat of the music
>the three of you stop and pose your hips, whip your head, move your hips, and twirl once
>then you start to act like you would be the lead singer while Sirocca and Heartbeat are both dancing, stomping their hoofs to the beat and runnig their upper hoofs along their bodies and then extending their little wings, just to fold thrm abck away with more hip and hoof movement
>the three of you are sweaty but you can't stop
>next part of the act comes up, you three get to your positions
>now you act like you are singing to the two bat fillies as they lust after you, resting against eachother with their backs as they move their hoofs sensually, Heartbeat runnig her hoofs up the side of her face and trough her mane while making a sexface, while Sirocca puts one of her hoofs onto her lips and gives you teasing bedroom eyes
>woah, that almot made you mess up your part
>as you turn towards the audience again and the fillies return to your side by flying and then latching onto your arms like lovers, you ponder to yourself if you quest for the best fabulous act has made you teach these fillies something a little too sexual in the ways of dancing
>Now the next part of the act comes up as the two of them remove your open white leather jacket off of your otherwise naked upper body as you spread your arms
>and then the two of them start to caress your body as you sing, and then give it a smexy teasing lick with hazy eyes
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:31:40 No.15266117 Report
Quoted By: >>15266278
>>15266103
>...
>did you really go and teach them that?
>this is bad, you actuakkly tought them a routine too sexual
>Sirocca gets behind you and hovers there while runnig her hoofs along your chest as Heartbeat presses herself against your abs and runs her hoofs along your sides untill caressing your-
>HELLO that's your butt
>you get up and put the music off
"Aaawww"
>"No more dancing"
>the two of them look at you with sad eyes
"But we were doing so well!"
>"no, how about I get the two fo you somen ice cream instead?"
>Sirocca and Heartbeat throw their hoofs up
"Yay ice cream!"
>you walk to the kitchen and try to calm your beating heart
>next time, no backstreet boys
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:41:02 No.15266242 Report
Quoted By: >>15266321
>>15265929
>At least MLPG doesn't have half as much circlejerking and hugboxing as these shitstained threads have.
dat delusion
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:44:00 No.15266278 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266117
>somen ice cream
>somen
n-no
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:46:39 No.15266321 Report
Quoted By: >>15266335 >>15266338
>>15266242
Have you even looked in a mirror and seen the state of your damn threads lately? These threads are, quite literally, a place for massive circlejerking. You can't deny that.
At least mlpg has the balls to actually talk against someone instead of constantly praising every single thing that someone post just because that thing has an ugly bat in it.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:47:52 No.15266335 Report
Quoted By: >>15266401 >>15266441
>>15266321
Have you even looked in a mirror and seen the state of your damn threads lately?
To be honest, I haven't. I've been off /mlp/ for a while now, but everyone knows MLPG always was, is and will be the father of all circlejerks. No bats or moths will ever top that.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:48:20 No.15266338 Report
Quoted By: >>15266441
>>15266321
>ugly bat
Over the line!
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:52:19 No.15266401 Report
Quoted By: >>15266450 >>15266497
>>15266335
>but everyone knows MLPG always was, is and will be the father of all circlejerks.
You're thinking of the /b/read, you bag of chiroptera shit.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y

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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:53:46 No.15266427 Report
Quoted By: >>15266702
>>15265673
Just bought my dad a red dot and BUIS for his AR. He's been wanting one. Now to wrap everything.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:54:33 No.15266441 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266335
>>15266338
I wonder why are you responding to this idiot? You are shitposting this thread too.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:54:58 No.15266450 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266401
Yeah, nah. I have actually been in MLPG, as opposed to /b/read.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 20:58:11 No.15266497 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266401
But /b/read > MLPG.
/mlp/'s MLPG is by far the worst iteration, yet.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:14:29 No.15266702 Report
Quoted By: >>15266710 >>15266719 >>15266755 >>15266801 >>15266982 >>15268415
>>15266427
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:15:17 No.15266710 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266702
From where do you pull these bat ponies from? Tumblr?
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:15:37 No.15266719 Report
Quoted By: >>15266757
>>15266702
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:18:46 No.15266755 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266702
Merci, mon ami. Magnifique!
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:18:47 No.15266757 Report
Quoted By: >>15266801
>>15266719
Any fixes will be applied after the 10 hours of good, healing sleep
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:21:10 No.15266784 Report
Quoted By:
>tfw no qt 3.14 bat waifu to cuddle with in front of the fire on christmas day
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:22:20 No.15266801 Report
Quoted By: >>15266816 >>15268859
>>15266702
>Black and grey
Wow, so edgy.
>>15266757
Shut the fuck up, Vito.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:23:19 No.15266816 Report
Quoted By: >>15266838
>>15266801
don't you have mlpg to bother about liking the luna comic?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:24:47 No.15266838 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266816
Just don't respond to this idiot
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:29:14 No.15266901 Report
Quoted By: >>15266951 >>15266968 >>15267017
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuTr0jgwRds
Hello from russian batponythread.
Just made some epic music.
Enjoy.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:32:36 No.15266951 Report
Quoted By: >>15266968
>>15266901
dat voice
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:33:36 No.15266968 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266901
>>15266951
Dem voices
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:35:00 No.15266982 Report
Quoted By: >>15267023 >>15267568 >>15268859
>>15266702
>black and grey
>cm
Too edgy, try again
I like the eye-dots, though.
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Lego !!j9tgG/6TUGe Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:35:06 No.15266984 Report
Quoted By: >>15267538
Hello fellow fagets, it's been a while.
Sorry for never posting , sorry for not writing, etc.
Anyway, I wrote this to celebrate the season: http://pastebin.com/4i08WAHN
Happy holidays.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:37:13 No.15267017 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266901
>Epic
>That shit
Riight...
Oh, and
>Slapping the word "pony" on a mediocre music = instant fame
Go figure...
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 21:37:17 No.15267023 Report
Quoted By: >>15267603 >>15268859
>>15266982
Her talent is spying and subterfuge.
There's nothing edgy about it.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:12:30 No.15267538 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266984
10/10 ending
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:14:57 No.15267568 Report
Quoted By:
>>15266982
>who is Jasmine
>who is Aux
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:18:18 No.15267603 Report
Quoted By: >>15267657 >>15267721 >>15267747 >>15267774 >>15267780 >>15268859
>>15267023
>"Muh OC is a master at spying from teh shadows"
>"She's also black and grey so she's harder to see in teh dark"
>Implying that's not edgy and autistic
It just goes to show how fucking low Vito has gone.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:21:41 No.15267657 Report
Quoted By: >>15267872 >>15268859
>>15267603
>Implying there's anything edgy about black and grey in the context of the bat threads
>Implying there's any better mark to show a talent for stealth
It just goes to show how retarded you are.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:26:07 No.15267721 Report
Quoted By: >>15267849 >>15267872 >>15268859
>>15267603
your dad should give you a hard spanking for your shitposting
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:27:31 No.15267747 Report
Quoted By: >>15267849 >>15267872 >>15268859
>>15267603
go back to your circlejerking shithole on MLPG, faggot
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:29:22 No.15267774 Report
Quoted By: >>15267849 >>15268859
>>15267603
>Le he's so low, i'll call it edgy, im legun!
back to mlpg, kid
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:29:49 No.15267780 Report
Quoted By: >>15267849 >>15268859
>>15267603
What a fucking mook.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:34:36 No.15267849 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859
>>15267721
>>15267747
>>15267774
>>15267780
Guys, leave him with his own cancer and post bat ponies
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:36:03 No.15267872 Report
Quoted By: >>15267911 >>15268859
>>15267657
>>15267721
Yes, yes, keep blindly defending your master like a good pup. I'm sure it would be proud of you guys.
>>15267747
But anon, this is the circlejerking thread. Just look at all those lapdogs rushing to defend their master the second someone says something is bad with its OC.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:37:55 No.15267911 Report
Quoted By: >>15267952 >>15268015 >>15268470 >>15268701 >>15268859
>>15267872
The reasoning behind it makes perfect sense. I'd like to see you come up with something better, but you can't, because your only talent is shitposting.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:40:50 No.15267952 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859
>>15267911
lel
Anonymous
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 22:44:21 No.15268015 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859
>>15267911
Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:09:10 No.15268415 Report
Quoted By: >>15268451 >>15268859
>>15266702
it has black hair and a knife on the cutie mark. you had to have expected people to call it dark and edgy.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:11:43 No.15268451 Report
Quoted By: >>15268598 >>15268859
>>15268415
I expected people to understand "cloak and dagger" as meaning sneaky, not "loli'llcutyoubitchcheckmyknifeoutguys".
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:12:59 No.15268470 Report
Quoted By: >>15268511 >>15268859
>>15267911
Nice damage control, faggot.
>Implying no one's allowed to criticize unless they can do better
Now THAT is how a genuine autist thinks!
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:15:31 No.15268511 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859
>>15268470
No, you're allowed to criticize. But your opinion means jack shit if you don't/can't come up with anything yourself.
The weight of your criticism is exactly nil until you do.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:21:02 No.15268598 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859
>>15268451
no i get its sneaky, just that the reaction you got wasnt exactly unpredictable
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:28:07 No.15268701 Report
Quoted By: >>15268728 >>15268742 >>15268859
>>15267911
>You can't say anything bad unless you can do better
Now that's just fucking stupid.
>Go to a restaurant and see a steaming pile of shit on the plate
"Dude, this is just shit!"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! What the fuck d oyou know about food?! You're not allowed to say anything bad about it unless you can do better than the chef!!"
Just stupid.
OH, and
>Because your talent is shitposting
>Implying he doesn't have a fucking point
Did you even bother to actually LOOK at that horrible OC? Or did you simply notice Vito's name and blindly praise him as usual just like everyone else does?
Mother of hell, these threads really are turning into shit. And by their own fucking people nonetheless.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:30:11 No.15268728 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859 >>15268878
>>15268701
Can we stop replying to this guy already?
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:31:23 No.15268742 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859 >>15268878
>>15268701
>Opinions from a shitposter
Disregarded. Get out.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:33:14 No.15268766 Report
Quoted By: >>15268859 >>15269143
What's with the eye dots? Is she related to Nightwatch or is it just plagiarism?
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:39:25 No.15268859 Report
Quoted By: >>15268916 >>15269143
>>15266801
>>15266982
>>15267023
>>15267603
>>15267657
>>15267721
>>15267747
>>15267774
>>15267780
>>15267849
>>15267872
>>15267911
>>15267952
>>15268015
>>15268415
>>15268451
>>15268470
>>15268511
>>15268598
>>15268701
>>15268728
>>15268742
>>15268766
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:40:49 No.15268878 Report
Quoted By: >>15270344
>>15268728
>>15268742
>Let's ignore everything!
>Everyone is wrong but us!
>Anyone who doesn't kiss every contributor's ass and blindly worship their OC is branded a shitposter
Yep, these threads truly are turning into a giant circlejerk fest...
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:42:35 No.15268916 Report
Quoted By: >>15268961
>>15268859
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:44:49 No.15268961 Report
Quoted By:
>>15268916
Why are people getting so worked up over a plot device?
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:49:23 No.15269042 Report
Quoted By:
Mangos roasting on an open fire,
Heartbeat nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols being scree’d by a choir,
And Bats dressed up like Santa Claus.
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:55:56 No.15269143 Report
Quoted By: >>15269229
>>15268859
>>15268766 is a legit question
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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2013 23:56:13 No.15269150 Report
Quoted By:
Should I post my finalé when it hits 12am in Scotland or wait til tomorrow?
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:01:57 No.15269229 Report
Quoted By:
>>15269143
I didn't specify that she did or did not have them. I let Vito have fun with the design and he saw fit to put them there.
She is not intended in any way to be associated with Nightwatch.
BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:08:26 No.15269325 Report
Quoted By: >>15269367 >>15269398 >>15269435
Merry Christmas Batties!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:09:28 No.15269346 Report
Quoted By: >>15269398 >>15269414 >>15269490
Vito gets attacked because he works his ass off trying to keep these threads from stinking more than they already are.
Thank you for helping to keep this boat afloat.
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:10:52 No.15269367 Report
Quoted By:
>>15269325
Adorable. Merry Christmas.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:12:52 No.15269398 Report
Quoted By:
>>15269325
>filename
MY HEART!
Thank you, based BatDesu. Merry Christmas! I hope it's not too roasting down in Aussieland.
>>15269346
Vito, I appreciate everything you've ever done for this thread, even if people think what you do is autistic at times. Content is content, and you contribute a lot more than I do. Great job, my friend.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:13:55 No.15269414 Report
Quoted By:
>>15269346
He's a big boy, he can take somebody telling him that he sucks.
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:14:59 No.15269435 Report
Quoted By: >>15269500
>>15269325
Wow, looking at Heartbeats mane colours on my phone they are really dark. I wonder if the colours have been off on my laptop this whole time huh.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:17:16 No.15269477 Report
Quoted By: >>15269634 >>15269832
>All these people contributing for Christmas.
>I'm just sitting here at a family gathering, alone, bored, browsing 4chan on my phone.
Fuck. I'm sorry guys.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:17:56 No.15269490 Report
Quoted By:
>>15269346
Shut the fuck up Vito
>He works his ass off
Yeah, great job clogging up the threads with even MORE OCs. It's not like there's already over 6000 of them...
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:18:30 No.15269500 Report
Quoted By: >>15269697
>>15269435
Do you have an iPhone? Those things have messed up colors. My friend thought Amber had grey hair instead of pale purple in her mane because of it.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:27:24 No.15269634 Report
Quoted By:
>>15269477
Me too.
>all this shitposting
Merry christmas you glorious faggots.
BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:31:03 No.15269697 Report
Quoted By: >>15269744
>>15269500
I have a Samsung Galaxy s4, I might check out her colours in another pc to confirm though.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:35:09 No.15269744 Report
Quoted By:
>>15269697
,
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:41:51 No.15269817 Report
Quoted By:
YAY merry Christmas every bat ponies!
Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s
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Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:43:12 No.15269832 Report
Quoted By: >>15269904
>>15269477
Same here, except for "family gathering".
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:48:04 No.15269904 Report
Quoted By: >>15269942
>>15269832
I know that feel bro. I know that feel.
Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s

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Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:50:48 No.15269942 Report
Quoted By: >>15269984 >>15270023
>>15269904
Don't worry, because y'all are mah family too. Faggots <3.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:54:19 No.15269984 Report
Quoted By: >>15270026
>>15269942
Hey, don't call me a faggot, you're the one that wants to cum inside me.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:57:42 No.15270023 Report
Quoted By: >>15270044
>>15269942
>/soc/
Nobody cares, you idiot. Now unless you're keeping that trip of yours on just so you can get that attention your family won't give you, you better contribute something or get the fuck out.
Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s
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Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:58:07 No.15270026 Report
Quoted By: >>15270067
>>15269984
One day I'll have that ass all for me, slutty boy.
Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s

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Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s Wed 25 Dec 2013 00:59:16 No.15270044 Report
Quoted By:
>>15270023
2lazy2draw now. I'll draw something later.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 01:00:37 No.15270067 Report
Quoted By: >>15270810
>>15270026
I wish I was a slut.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 01:23:08 No.15270344 Report
Quoted By:
>>15268878
>giant circlejerk fest...
>textbook definition of a general in /mlp/
>Just starting to transcend into a new level of enlightment
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 02:02:57 No.15270810 Report
Quoted By: >>15270942
>>15270067
I know that feel
H-hugs ;_;?
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 02:15:20 No.15270942 Report
Quoted By:
>>15270810
I'll give you more than just hugs.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:16:02 No.15272286 Report
Quoted By:
/r/ing Echo under a mistletoe with Anon.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:29:35 No.15272428 Report
Quoted By: >>15272437 >>15272458
Continuing Mosina
http://pastebin.com/S3wwNVuu
>"...and it's this left up here. LEFT Aux, LEFT!" Hekesuh said as the five of you walked through the streets of Hollow Shades, searching for The Early Bird
>Aux, in an attempt to keep his distance from Mirage, was finding it difficult to keep in step with the rest of you
>Noticing this, Mirage giggled to herself
>"Perhaps the skittish one should stay outside once we reach our destination." she said
>"Aux is fine. Maybe if you toned down the creepy it wouldn't be a problem." Hekesuh grumbled
>Mirage rolled her deep blue eyes
>"Your kind are so coddled. I hate to imagine how you'd all fare in Badlands."
>"Yeah, well luckily we don't have to live in exile in such a place." Mosina said
>You could see this conversation was only going to end badly
>Time to divert
"So...Mirage, any idea what we should expect once we get there?" You ask quickly, trying to change the subject back to your mission
>She looks at you curiously after your sudden interjection into the conversation
>You'd been silent this entire time, after all
>A sudden glint in her eyes told you that she understood what you were doing, and she gave you a knowing grin
>"Not everypony inside will be affiliated with Spell Bind, in fact, the majority will not be. Rather than asking questions, it would be best to let our target come to us, like a fly to honey."
"Well, that's what you're here for. Should we distance ourselves from you or..."
>"Anon! We can't let her get too far away from us, she'll run!" Mosina argued
>Mirage simply smirked
>"I do not believe that so much distance will be necessary. His agents will not recognize you, but they are unlikely to approach me if you're...overbearing."
>She hummed to herself in thought
>"Just be yourselves."
>She glanced over to Aux, still looking nervous and jittery
>"Or maybe...a little more natural than yourselves."
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:30:38 No.15272437 Report
Quoted By: >>15272447
>>15272428
>Aux looked a little offended
>"H-hey! I am natural! Perfectly normal..."
>Mirage giggled
>"Of course you are, dear. Perhaps you should just let your friends do any, and all the talking."
>Hekesuh was looking more irate at the Aux abuse by the minute
>And he was eying you, begging you to say something in his defense
"Aux will be fine, worry less about him and do your part too." You say
>A satisfied smile spread across his face
>"You don't need to worry about me." Mirage replied, pointing to her flank
>Her cutie mark was certainly...different
>A black cloak and dagger
>How...edgy
>"I learned at a young age that I had a knack for this sort of work." She said, beaming with pride
>"I'm not sure that's something to be terribly proud of. Especially how you use it." Mosina said, squinting at the mark
>Mirage's composure faltered for a moment, a fleeting look of anger on her face, before quickly regaining her cool
>"I see things nopony is meant to see, I hear things nopony is meant to hear. Any secret, and scheme...I can discover it." She boasted
>"The work I've done for my people has made me a hero to them. But I can't expect 'everypony' to know what it means to serve their own in such a way."
>You and Mosina glance at each other, suppressing laughter
>"No, I suppose you can't." Mosina said dismissively, winking at you
>Mirage cocked an eyebrow, obviously confused by the comment
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:31:40 No.15272447 Report
Quoted By: >>15272462
>>15272437
>The brick construction and peeling paint reminded you of some of the older, lower class areas of your hometown
>But what was strange was the elaborate velvet rope enclosing a long, long line of waiting patrons, adorned in all sorts of odd stylings that seemed very out of place in such a conservative place as Hollow Shades
"So...do we just walk in?" You ask
>Hekesuh shrugged
>"That's what I always did. This line is new..."
>You approach the door and the doorman looks up at you
>"Woah there folks...nopony skips the line without being on the list." He says
"List?" You ask
>"Yeah, the list. And since you don't know about it, I'm guessing you ain't on it. So to the back of the line you go." He said, turning to allow the next patron in line through the rope
>You glance over at the line
>It stretched around the block, easily
>You'd be waiting for hours...
"Look, we really need to get inside. Can't you just let us in? It's important." You ask
>He exaggeratedly scratches his chin, as if considering your request
>"Nah. And you're starting to bug me. Scram already!"
"But we-"
>"Security!"
>The doors swing open, and two large bouncers emerge
>"These guys makin' trouble for ya?" One of them asked while the other cracked his neck
>Aux squealed slightly before Hekesuh stuffed a hoof in his mouth
>Mosina jumped in front of you, smiling nervously
>"Now now, no need for all that, we were just leaving, right guys?" She said, looking directly at you
"Right...let's go everyone." You said
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:32:41 No.15272458 Report
Quoted By: >>15272491
>>15272428
>Notice Aux in the story.
Welp, now I have to read all of Mosina...
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:32:43 No.15272462 Report
Quoted By: >>15272491
>>15272447
>You walked back across the street in defeat
"Well, now what?" You ask
>Hekesuh shrugged
>"That's never happened before...I guess we could wait in the line, right?"
>"You think we'd ever get in? That line is ridiculous!" Mosina said
>You racked your brain trying to think of something, anything
>At that moment, you realized something
"Where's Mirage?" You ask
>Only four of you stood there, where there had previously been five
>You frantically look around trying to spot her, before your eyes fall back on the door of The Early Bird
>She was chatting with the doorman, laughing
>You watched in awe as he opened the door, and she walked inside
>"Why that little-" Hekesuh growled as you marched back to the door
>Before you can open your mouth, the doorman stops you
>"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't realize that you folks were guests of Lady Mystique. She just walked in, feel free to join her!"
>Lady Mystique?
>What the hell was he talking about?
>The questions raced through your mind but you decided against asking them
"Yeah, thanks." You say, ushering the others through the door
>"And don't let it happen again!" Hekesuh chastised him as you walk by, earning a quick bonk on the head by Mosina
>As you stepped inside, your eyes were greeted by darkness, and at the same time, flashing lights out the wazoo
>The bass from some unseen DJ sent waves through your body
>All around you bat ponies danced and partied in the darkness
>You squinted in the darkness, your eyes struggling to adjust to the darkness as well as the flashing lights
>You feel a tug at your jacket
>"Where are we gonna find Mirage?" Mosina asked
>You stare toward the bar, and something catches your eye
>A single hoof, waving at you
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:35:03 No.15272491 Report
Quoted By: >>15272531
>>15272462
>You squeeze your way through the dancers, moving toward the bar
>As the four of you emerge from the crowd, you're greeted by Mirage's cocky smile
>"So glad you could make it." She said
>You were still processing what had happened
"And just what did you tell that door guy to let you in here?" You asked
>She chuckled
>"While you were all getting tossed out of line, I managed to grab the doorman's guest list. Picked a convincing name and ran with it."
>"That simple, huh?" Hekesuh asked, skeptically
>"Well I had to let him know that I would be expecting some friends to be arriving a little fashionably late..."
>And you thought YOU were a master ruseman
>"So...how would you all like to share a drink with the deliciously devious Lady Mystique?" Mirage said with a wicked smile, taking a small sip from her glass
>You were beginning to think maybe it wasn't you who was pulling the strings here after all...
_______________________________________
That's all for now.
>>15272458
He's only in the 2nd. Don't feel like you HAVE to.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:39:35 No.15272531 Report
Quoted By: >>15272596
>>15272491
Do I need to read the first to understand anything in the 2nd story?
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:46:14 No.15272596 Report
Quoted By: >>15272632
>>15272531
The relationship between Anon and Mosina, Flik's relevance...some key dialogue...
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:49:21 No.15272632 Report
Quoted By: >>15272665
>>15272596
So I do have to read all of it? Fuck. I don't have enough time for this!
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 04:52:42 No.15272665 Report
Quoted By: >>15273944
>>15272632
Sorry brah.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 05:15:12 No.15272909 Report
Quoted By: >>15273136
Bat ponies? Is this something real or just autistic shit?
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 05:36:21 No.15273136 Report
Quoted By: >>15273191
>>15272909
Real according to Faust and M.A. Larson.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 05:40:05 No.15273191 Report
Quoted By: >>15273235
>>15273136
> Faust
What does she have to do with the show ever since she quit the show like a coward at the beginning of Season 2?!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 05:43:29 No.15273235 Report
Quoted By:
>>15273191
Still leaves Larson, and they were introduced (Luna's Guards) before she quit.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 06:24:30 No.15273944 Report
Quoted By: >>15274147
>>15272665
This is a cute pic.
Why's she so angry?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 06:24:45 No.15273947 Report
Quoted By: >>15274140 >>15274173 >>15274180
Shiny !hmDRAGoNmM

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Shiny !hmDRAGoNmM Wed 25 Dec 2013 06:38:13 No.15274140 Report
Quoted By:
>>15273947
Merry Christmas Echo
Kisses~
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 06:38:39 No.15274147 Report
Quoted By: >>15274173
>>15273944
She's just bored
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 06:41:13 No.15274173 Report
Quoted By: >>15274208
>>15274147
Twilight Sparkle would have something to say about that.
Merry Christmas, Hands
>>15273947
Why do you do this to me?
>C: oonosis closer
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 06:41:29 No.15274180 Report
Quoted By:
>>15273947
Sorry Echo but I prefer to kiss only cheeks.
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The Hands !Slavshit.Y Wed 25 Dec 2013 06:43:56 No.15274208 Report
Quoted By:
>>15274173
Merry Christmas Anon.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 07:05:45 No.15274467 Report
Quoted By:
Merry Christmas from central time America!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 07:45:29 No.15274927 Report
Quoted By: >>15275102
Anybody have that new pic EQP did of Midnight and CS and some pone?
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 07:59:33 No.15275102 Report
Quoted By: >>15275188
>>15274927
This one?
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:06:37 No.15275188 Report
Quoted By:
>>15275102
Yes. Thanks man, you're the greatest!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:21:45 No.15275367 Report
Quoted By: >>15279380 >>15284042
Merry Christmas, y'all.
I'm alone with plenty of whisky and time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV2NKLKspUg&;
Anonymous

## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:31:30 No.15275502 Report
Quoted By: >>15275515
Well, after 5 long months, I have finished the Home/wrecker series. I hope you enjoy this finale. The YouTube links are recommended listening, but you don't have to if you don't wish to.
It's been a long time since I started writing this back in July. It's been a long road to get to where it is now. While writing it hasn't been without difficulty at times, I've enjoyed every second of it.
I hope you all have too, Anons and contributors alike. And I hope you enjoy the conclusion to my story.
Merry Christmas bats, and to all, a good night!
0/13
Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM

## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:32:33 No.15275515 Report
Quoted By: >>15275529
>>15275502
Previously
http://pastebin.com/Y3nferTW
>http://youtu.be/goDd02TTxBA
>Who are you kidding?
>You can't sleep.
>Even if you wanted to send yourself off to some far away land, the only thing on your mind has been Anon.
>Well, that's not true.
>Anon, the guards, what happens next.
>Where do you go from here?
>Are you supposed to just forget all about the fact that Anonymous, your one friend, has betrayed you?
>He callously dashed your feelings to the side in search of that condemned book.
>Ignored your thoughts and became a traitor in the worst possible way.
>It's as if your friendship meant nothing.
>You can do nothing.
>Letting out a timid, soft, defeated sigh, you turn in the delicate sheets.
>“You still haven't answered me; where did you both go?!”
>Your daze is interrupted.
>The minty-coloured pony in front of you distresses.
>Something isn't right.
“We... we went somewhere we shouldn't have.”
>“Where?!”
>Your jaw is locking; a nerve shoots pain through it.
>Must be from sleep deprivation.
“Hollow Shades.”
>“I have no idea where that is.”
“I promise you, it's not somewhere /you'd/ want to be.”
>She traces a hoof along her leg.
>“Why?”
>You almost scoff.
“It was the first settlement built by the batponies.”
>Lyra steps back an inch, with a hoof off the ground disgustedly.
>“Do you really think I still feel that way?”
>When you ponder on this, you think maybe it was dumb to scoff.
“...I guess not.”
>She looks to the floor.
>“Celestia, looking back at that day when I first saw Echo...”
>Her face becomes rigid, expression soft.
>She scrapes at the ground.
>“I feel- gross for it. A disgrace. It was an atrocious disgrace!”
>The mare's face gazes upon you.
>Her eyes seem wet.
>“Do you take me to be heartless?”
>Try as you might...
>You can't meet hers.
“No. I don't.”
>“Good.”
>The two of you stand in an uncomfortable silence for a few moments.
>There's still words to say.
1/13
Forgot name, oops.
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:33:35 No.15275529 Report
Quoted By: >>15275551
>>15275515
“I'm sorry, Lyra.”
>“I know.”
>She looks to the falling moon.
>“I'd best get going. I have things I need to do with Bon Bon.”
>You look to her.
“Alright. See you later.”
>She goes to leave, trots a few steps.
>Before you close the door, she calls back.
>“Hey, Anon?”
“Yeah?”
>She smiles.
>“Tell Echo I said hi.”
>You can't keep a solemn face for long.
>Your lips curl.
“I will.”
>http://youtu.be/0z2L0Mo8C1s
>“Oh! We've been parading around this forest like fools looking for gold for what feels like a millenia!”
>Your only companion in this stupid charade complains once more.
>Why you convinced her to tag along with you in your search for that troublesome pair...
>You don't know.
>You hate Jasmine.
>Jasmine hates you.
>And you're no closer to finding them.
“Can it, mushbrain. They've got to have come this way, it's the only place that old path led to, and you said you saw their footprints.”
>“Well, that's true.”
>Finally, some sense out of her.
>“But still, my hooves are hurting and I want to go home!”
>Prissy.
“If you want to go back through the Everfree on your own... be my guest.”
>She looks at you, as if to say “never”.
“And besides, you know both of us would be in a cell if you went back there. If I'm going, I'm taking all of you down with me.”
>Jasmine looks doubtful.
>“On second thought...”
“That's what I like to hear.”
>There are no clues in this area.
>The only thing that proves some sort of lifeform was here is a snapped twig.
>But that could be any of the foul vermin that stalk these woods.
>You pick up a little stone next to a tree.
>There's an indent in the bark.
>“Quiet, come look!”
>She almost sounds excited!
“Gimme a sec.”
>Stow away the stone.
>As you hop over brush, she points to a sandy crevice.
>An oddity, but nothing out of the ordinary for this place.
>There are hoof and bootprints in the grains.
2/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:34:38 No.15275551 Report
Quoted By: >>15275568
>>15275529
“So they were here then.”
>“Where do you think they could've gone next?”
>From the dusky shadows, a distinct voice.
>“Who is it that you seek? Speak with me, I can offer you a peek.”
>Jasmine jumps a few feet.
>“Wh-who's there?!”
>“Ah, I am but a friend. Your will, I do not wish to bend.”
>Before Jasmine can screech like a baby, the creature appears from its murky surrounding.
>A zebra.
>“Nocturnals, I can see that. It's been a long time since last I encountered a bat.”
>You scratch at your chin.
>The way she speaks is confusing.
>“You said you can help us find someone?”
>“Few ever pass through the forest. Perhaps it is for the best.”
“Yeah, yeah. Cut to the chase. Have you seen a tall monkey-thing and another batpony?”
>Her patience is unfaltering.
>“These creatures, I have surely seen. Come, I can show you where they have been.”
>Jasmine looks to you, uncertain.
>You shrug at her.
“I don't see why not. Come on, Jasmine.”
>“...Right behind you.”
>http://youtu.be/VoEjsIVCfWk
>“Do you want some breakfast?”
>Calls from the kitchen.
>A wafting smell of cooked pineapples and persimmons greets a friendly “Hello,” to your nose.
>Hell yes, you want breakfast!
“Sounds and smells yum!”
>You stretch out your limbs, hearing some bone somewhere give a satisfying crack.
>Going to the window, you peer outside to the exquisite moonlit dusk.
>It's beautiful.
>Reminds you of those days when you were young.
>You and your dad would play out by the small patch of trees near Hollow Shades, counting stars and looking at the Mare in the Moon.
>Thinking back, you picture your dad telling you all sorts of wacky stories about how Princess Luna banished Celestia to the moon as a punishment for trying to get rid of the night.
>This night is just like that one.
>Your lungs fill with air.
>Scents of wilderness, pure and dangerous in form take your snout.
>“Echo! Breakfast!”
>Exhale.
>It lingers for a moment.
3/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:35:41 No.15275568 Report
Quoted By: >>15275582
>>15275551
>Trotting downstairs, you see Anon in a silly apron.
>“BUCK THE COOK,” it says.
>You taunt him, snickering.
“Where in Equestria did you get that silly apron?”
>He almost looks insulted.
>“Hey, this thing was a bargain. 4 bits from a store down the road.”
>For some reason, you're sent into throes of laughter.
“Bargain?! Buck the cook?! That doesn't even make sense, Anon!”
>Collapsing to the ground, your stomach tightens with hilarity, your eyes welling up with uncontrollable tears.
>His eyes squint, hands on his hips.
“Oh, Luna! That's hilarious.”
>He huffs.
“Oh, don't be a spoilsport, Anon.”
>“Damn lucky I don't throw her pancakes away...”
>He grumbles to himself.
>You giggle lightly.
>Setting yourself up at the table, you take a look at the plate.
>There's a pancake lathered in syrup and grilled pineapple, with a cooked persimmon to the side.
>He's gone all out today.
>You don't even know where to start.
>“Don't thank me all at once.”
>Your lips curl up.
“Thank you very much.”
>His do the same.
>“After you.”
>He doesn't need to tell you twice.
>In a split-second, you can see nothing.
>Your face has made its grave in this plate of food for gods.
>The only sense you retain right now is taste.
>The thick golden wonder completely pastes the inside of your mouth, while the complimenting sweet-yet-sour pineapple is left to rest upon your tongue.
>You savour the pancake for a few moments, chewing them to a soft pulp.
>Crunching down on the pineapple, juice flows all around.
>It's heaven in your mouth right now.
>Swallowing everything at once, you look up to see Anon...
“What? Is there something on my face?”
>He dejectedly points to you with a crooked elbow, making a circle in the air.
>“Uh... Yes.”
>You look at your snout.
>“Yes there is.”
>Slowly, you feel your cheeks turning red.
“...Oops.”
>Anonymous laughs, handing you a towel.
>“You need this?”
>Turning from him slightly, you nod.
4/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:36:46 No.15275582 Report
Quoted By: >>15275605
>>15275568
>Chuckles turn to chortles.
>He almost bursts into fits of hilarity himself.
>Well, he won't get away with this.
>Biting into half of that luscious persimmon, you throw the other half at him.
>Milliseconds before it hits his face, the look of surprise...
>It's all too much.
>He gets up, grimacing.
>“I hate you sometimes...”
>You flash him a cheeky grin.
“You do flatter me, Anon.”
>He folds his arms, sitting down again.
>“That I do, Echo. That I-”
>Before he can finish, your attention is drawn to the clattering door in the next room.
>“Anon! Echo!”
>The voice of Lyra.
>“They're looking for you two!”
>And all at once, the road to recovery is ruined.
>To think you almost forgot about what Anon did.
Half an hour earlier.
>http://youtu.be/I9eo5-Fq5cw
>“The names I recognise, I can tell you that. What do you seek them for, bat?”
>The zebra's rhymes ring in your ears.
>Jasmine still looks like she's going to wet herself.
>Luna, what a scaredy-pony.
>The three of you continue your long walk.
“We need to enforce justice upon these two. They have broken the law.”
>She takes a step backward, her ears flattening.
>“Oh my, what have they done? Fighting the law is a battle that cannot be won.”
>Enticed yet wary, she sits, listening to your tale.
>How the Chronicle was very important to the batponies, yet these two tried to steal it.
>It brings a smile to your face, knowing she has no idea.
>Jasmine looks at you at times, as though to say “what are you doing?”, but you stare her down.
>No way is a zebra going to have you sent to prison.
>“That was quite a tale. I hope they don't ask me to pay a bail.”
>If your freedom wasn't on the line, you may have stopped to laugh.
>As such, you remain silent.
>“What's... What's Ponyville like?”
>First words Jasmine's said in about 30 minutes.
>“The citizens are rather amicable. Though they are not reliable.”
>This piques your interest.
5/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:37:49 No.15275605 Report
Quoted By: >>15275617
>>15275582
“How so?”
>“It's hard to explain. When you get there, knowledge you will gain.”
>Curious.
>Jasmine seems to fleet around every single little crack and crevice, like a superstitious filly.
>You wonder what the hell could have scared her so much.
“What's with you?”
>“Huh?”
“You're so jittery.”
>Jumping, she stares at the floor in fright.
>“I hate bugs!”
>The zebra turns around.
>“Do not fret, timid bat. They are as harmless as a rat.”
>That doesn't help her.
>Only difference is her teeth begin to chatter.
“Ugh...”
>After rolling your eyes in disdain, you face forward once more.
>The view of Ponyville greets your vision.
>What an odd town.
>The buildings barely reach past 2 storeys.
>“I'm afraid this is as far as I will go. Whatever happens, I assure you, I will know.”
>You nod to her; she retreats back into the forest.
“How cryptic.”
>“I'm just glad we're out of that creepy forest.”
>Ignoring her stupid comment, you start off into the settlement.
“Let's get to work.”
>Jasmine trails slightly behind you, fascinated with the odd placement of buildings and the wide streets.
>“It's like anti-Hollow Shades.”
>You acknowledge it, but more important matters are at hand.
>The first house is within hoof's reach.
“We'll start here.”
>The golden button on the door chimes when you press it.
>Waiting a few moments, a turquoise, minty pony answers.
>The moon shines down.
>Her pupils shrink.
>“G-Good evening, officers.”
>Clearly, being visited in the dead of night by armoured guards isn't what she expected.
>“What... What are you here for?”
>Before Jasmine can say some sappy nonsense about how you both appreciate her help, you get straight to the point.
“We are in search of a tall monkey-like creature. And a batpony. Obviously, they're not something you unicorns see much of. Seen them anywhere?”
>She blinks out sleep from her eyes.
>“I-I've never heard of such a thing.”
6/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:38:51 No.15275617 Report
Quoted By: >>15275632
>>15275605
>The ambivalence in her voice...
>A blatant lie.
>“We appreciate your help, citizen. Sorry for coming so late.”
>Your companion is going to be dead meat by the time this is over.
>“Erm, it's okay.”
>Through your gritted fangs, you spit out a word.
“Goodnight.”
>The door closes silently.
“Why did you do that?”
>Jasmine almost looks shocked.
>“She had no information!”
“Did you not see the look on her face? She was evidently lying!”
>She's still apprehensive.
>“Oh well, we're no closer anyway! Let's just try another house.”
“Fine.”
>A door unlatches, and the clipclop of hooves emanates from a corner into your ear.
>http://youtu.be/Y69nZWqsCy0
>You and Echo face Lyra.
>She shuts the door behind her, holding it there.
“What?!”
>She pants in the doorway, trying to get out some words.
>“Thewere... two guards... my house... it's so late.”
>Echo gets off the chair and walks to her.
>“Lyra, tell us what happened. Quickly.”
>After wolfing down a deep breath, the unicorn explains.
>The guards are in Ponyville.
>You turn to Echo.
“How could they have navigated through the Everfree so quickly?!”
>Echo shrugs.
>“Zecora, maybe?”
>You ponder this.
“Would she help them though?”
>Lyra cuts her off.
>“Whatever the case, you two need to get out of here, and fast!”
“She's right.”
>The closed curtain is brushed aside as your unexpected guest spies through the glass.
>Instantly, her face retracts in terror.
>Echo goes to speak.
>Lyra begs her not to, shaking her head and mouthing “No!”
>Your sitting room lights aren't on, thank Christ.
>The mint mare points towards the kitchen.
>You know exactly what she means.
>Tapping Echo, you motion for her to follow
>As you put a finger to your lips, there's a bash of hoof-on-door.
>Her pupils dilate; she nods.
>No matter how painful it is, you take care to make no sound on your tiptoes.
7/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:39:54 No.15275632 Report
Quoted By: >>15275645
>>15275617
>The two ponies inside try to do the same, though a tiny squeak of the floorboards emanates.
>You cringe, heart ready to burst from your chest.
>Lyra hinges her eyes shut.
>Another couple of knocks.
>The kitchen door mutely opens by your hand.
>Your heart thumps fiercely in your ears.
>Creeping in a hushed manner through the kitchen, you take great pains not to hit idle cutlery.
>Finally, you all manage to reach the back door.
>Sweat flows down your brow.
>You mouth to your friends.
-This is it-
>Firmly clutching the handle, you pull...
>Not a peep.
>A small sigh can't help itself; it escapes from your lungs.
>The back alley is shrouded in shadow.
>It's impossible for the guards to see you.
>Echo whispers to Lyra.
>“How many guards did you see?”
>“Only one.”
>Oh fuck.
>“Wait a minute... Oh, Celestia.”
>Her mane stands on end.
>“Uh... It's been great, this. Really. But I gotta be off.”
>She starts to gallop away
>Infuriated, you softly call out to her.
“Lyra, you get your turquoise a-”
>“Now, now, Anon.”
>Echo lets out a gasp.
>“Don't swear in front of your lady.”
>Quiet Dawn's light coat is ghost-like in the mist.
“How...”
>Jasmine comes around the corner, flanking you.
>“We're the only law around here. You're coming with us.”
>Echo shakes in fright and confusion.
>“But... You wanted to get Quiet out of the royal guard!”
“Did you not hear her shouting, saying she'd not slander Dawn if she caught us?”
>Echo growls back at you.
>“No. I was too busy running. This is your fault anyway.”
>She brings this up here? Now?
“...Maybe you're right, but you put the whole idea into my head! If you'd only seen it through my eyes, maybe you'd understand!”
>“Lover's quarrel?”
>No use arguing in front of that infernal mare.
>“Gah- No!”
>The azure-maned guard chuckles.
>“Has that remedy taken affect yet, Jasmine?”
>The ironically quieter pony peers around.
>“Yes.”
>“Cuff them.”
8/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:40:56 No.15275645 Report
Quoted By: >>15275669
>>15275632
>Without warning, Dawn becomes a blur, and your hands are behind your back.
>“A big, strong ape, aren't you?”
>Your face contorts into the shape of pure hatred.
>So it was Zecora, after all.
>You spit towards her.
>It splatters uselessly on the floor.
>Echo's grunts and groans enter your ears.
>“Sorry about this, citizen. But you have committed a crime against Equestrian law-”
>“Cut the crap. We're taking them to Canterlot, to be presented to Luna herself.”
>You turn towards your friend, seeing her chained up.
>Her wings and her hindlegs...
>It's an anguishing sight.
>“Ngh!”
>She can't even move properly.
>“Get up, criminal scum. We're going to the train station.”
A while later...
>http://youtu.be/eliBe-qj5wo
>Inside a temporary holding cell, you witness the accused.
>They are staring at each other.
>You know a vicious battle is being fought in there.
>But this is not a battle fought with weapons.
>This is a battle fought internally.
>You know all too well what it's like to fight in that conflict.
>And even if you win the fight, who's to say you've won the war?
>Thinking of this brings about pity for these two prisoners.
>“Princess Luna, we require you in the court room.”
“As you wish.”
>Horn glowing, the doors part for you.
>Inside, a few ponies sit in the well.
>A turquoise unicorn, a fragile, old batstallion, and numerous other batponies.
>The unicorn looks disdained.
>The stallion is fighting back tears.
>The rest seem angered.
>You pass through the bar, and sit at the bench.
“Bring through the accused, please.”
>One of your guards in Hollow Shades has the two through in moments.
>...She looks uneasy.
>The batpony and the human stand at their shared desk, heads facing to the ground.
“State your names.”
>“Echo.”
>“Anonymous.”
>You clear your throat.
9/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:42:06 No.15275669 Report
Quoted By: >>15275679
>>15275645
“You have been accused of high treason against batpony kind for the attempted theft of the Chronicle. The punishments for such a crime include: banishment from Equestria, isolated containment, and/or a life-long prison sentence.”
>The pair of them both raise their shamed heads at the same time.
“What say you?”
>Echo looks to Anonymous.
>“We deny these charges.”
>You nod.
“We require a statement.”
>Anonymous looks to Echo.
>He cups his hand around her ear, whispering.
>It takes close listening, but you can make out something along the lines of “...you... batponies... trust.”
>Agitated, Anonymous tries to keep eye contact with you.
>He can't.
>“Echo will give the statement.”
“As you wish. Echo?”
>Her ear twitches.
>“The truth may seem like a wild statement at times.”
>She sighs.
>“But it must come out. Quiet Dawn is the real mastermind here.”
>You can't restrain yourself; your eyebrow raises.
>A critical mistake.
>The short batpony presses on.
>She tells a very long tale of her father, and how she hadn't seen him in very long.
>How Anonymous went to question him on some matters of her past.
>“Personal matters”, she called them.
>But you know better.
>You saw this pony outside the tomb of the Chronicle.
>In her dreams, you saw her.
>Stealing the Chronicle, the exact same way it happened back then.
>The intricacies are astounding.
>She's taunted by her own mind every night about that fateful day.
>Truly sorry for it.
>What else is a good daughter to do?
>However, you know it is still a heinous crime.
>Whether to withhold this information to your advisors, though...
>Echo continues with her testament.
>The misguided guard supposedly had Echo and Anonymous to help her get into the tomb, using Anonymous' relative strength.
>“This is a lie!”
“Quiet Dawn, stand down. Echo, continue.”
>Echo was supposed to be a location device, however she had stolen it from a different resting place.
10/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:43:09 No.15275679 Report
Quoted By: >>15275700
>>15275669
>And the fact that Jasmine has hidden this from you all is contempt of court.
>Some more minor details shared, but nothing significant.
>The pair turn back to the unicorn.
>She seems dejected.
>Perhaps at herself.
>But such assumptions mean nothing in a courtroom.
>The stallion you noticed earlier has his head in his hooves.
>They are soaked with stains of helplessness.
>There are greater matters at hand however.
“Anonymous, do you wholeheartedly agree with everything your companion has said?”
>“I do.”
>Nod.
“Then if there is nothing further to be stated, we shall question the plaintiffs.”
>An audible gulp rings in the air.
>From the easy target.
“Jasmine, you have been accused of contempt of court. What do you say to that?”
>She looks around, waiting for someone to interject.
>Jasmine quakes in her chair.
>Then stands.
>“I-I...”
>The partner stares daggers through her eyes.
>“I plead guilty.”
>Abrupt interruption from the azure-maned pony.
>“You WHAT?!”
>The terrified bat's green eyes scream at Dawn, telling her not to push further.
>“You're an idiot, Jasmine!”
>“I can't keep up this charade any longer! I plead guilty, Princess Luna, I confess!”
>The stance of that incompetent guard looks as if she may just will the roof to collapse on top of Jasmine.
“We will have order.”
>The room quietens down.
“For the crime of contempt of court, we find Jasmine, Patrol Officer for the Royal Guard, guilty. You will be stripped of your rank, demoted and will serve a sentence of 4 months.”
>Water builds up around her eyes; tears are about to flood her face like a tsunami.
“Take her away.”
>Two guards appear from the back, cuffing the burbling pony.
“Quiet Dawn, rise.”
>Jasmine is gone.
>With a firmly bitter “yes, ma'am”, Dawn buys as much time as possible; slowly raises herself.
“Echo and Anonymous accuse you of blackmail, framing, and thievery of the Chron-”
>“I deny the charges.”
11/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:44:12 No.15275700 Report
Quoted By: >>15275716
>>15275679
>You raise an eyebrow.
“We were not done speaking.”
>“I was done listening.”
>She's testing your patience greatly.
“You shall respect this court, lest you be sent to the jail this instant!”
>She sluggishly lets out a breath.
“Considering that there is no resolution for either side, we shall adjourn court. In 30 minutes, we will have a unanimous decision that decides the fate of both the remaining plaintiff and the defendants.”
>Slamming a hoof on the desk, you utter three words.
“Court is adjourned.”
2 minutes to verdict.
>Shouts of “innocent!” and “guilty!” flare around you.
>Inside the circular room, your best advisors are calling for a decision.
>There's no
>An incredibly serious crime has occured.
>You've reviewed the given evidence hundreds of times but...
>The entire board is tied to an exact 50/50 split.
>Now, the fate of three seemingly small individuals rests entirely betwixt your hands.
>It's uncertain...
>It's unfair to have to decide who goes home free.
>The outsider and the sorrowful one, or the traitor.
>Taking one final look at the scraps of words the scribe wrote down, you garner a real sense of what has happened.
"We have come to a decision."
Months later...
>You lie, solitary.
>Moonlight beams.
>It's a cold, cold room.
>Quiet, too. Without anyone in here.
>There's food somewhere, but you've lost your appetite completely.
>With no-one to confide in, life has become a meagre task.
>Every single effort you have made has been for nothing.
>Why?
>If you could ask a higher being than yourself one question...
>'Why', would be very suitable.
>Why did you even try to do such a criminal act?
>Was it worth being kicked out of Hollow Shades?
>Of course it wasn't!
>Even with the few friends you had there...
>It's not worth it.
>Never know what you have till it's gone, you guess.
>Perhaps you could 'guess' a way out of here.
>It's been so long since you've seen the outside.
12/13
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## Home/wrecker 10: Finale

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 08:45:15 No.15275716 Report
Quoted By: >>15276055
>>15275700
>The marks of your stone have almost cut all the way along this rounded room.
>You're waiting, counting.
>But you don't know what for.
>If you get out...
>What remains?
>There's no creature who would take you in; no solace for criminals in Equestria.
>Not even as a house guest...
>Hollow Shades will dash you aside.
>If you stay here...
>Nothing but your thoughts left.
>Being stuck in your brain after this long is simply unhealthy.
>Detriments to the mind have already gripped you.
>It's just a matter of them taking total control now.
>A clock chimes, far away.
>And so, another scratch added to the room.
13/13
The End.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 09:00:11 No.15275908 Report
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## Home: Epilogue

Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 09:14:05 No.15276055 Report
Quoted By: >>15276067
>>15275716
You guys honestly think I'd do a dick move like that?
Some time after the trial.
>http://youtu.be/vG-vmVrHOGE
>There's something calling your name.
>A friend, perhaps.
>Outside your home, once again, you see her sorrowful face.
>“I abandoned you. I abandoned both of you.”
>It seems like a regular occurrence, apologies to and fro with this mare.
“Lyra. Don't fret.”
>“It was an awful thing to do! I don't understand... Everything is a blur. It was just an instinct, I swear it!”
>You hold up your hands to her, praying she stops this frantic plea.
“Look. I'm free. She isn't. I'm just glad it's all over.”
>The unicorn looks conflicted.
>“So... you're not mad at me?”
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
>Then you explain.
“Why would I be? That part of my life is distant echo now. Hollow Shades, the Chronicle, Princess goddamn Luna, for crying out loud. That isn't what I want from life. You know me well enough. I keep to myself. But now... Sh-they're all pretty much out of my life.”
>“I suppose you're right...”
“Of course I am. And I'm happy this way.”
>Slightly reassured, she relaxes.
“I've told you this a hundred times. I'm long over what you did.”
>The conversation very quickly dies.
>“So...”
>She stops.
>“What are you going to do now?”
“Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'll get back to work with Twilight, like I should've done long ago. Who knows? I've yet to decide.”
>She brings a hoof to her chin, puzzling.
>“I worry about you.”
“Why?”
>Out of nowhere, a pair of hooves wrap around your waist.
>A head plops on your shoulders.
>“Oh, Lyra.”
>She backs away upon seeing the mare.
>“...You.”
>Politely, Lyra greets your friend.
>“As I was saying Anon, I thought you had nothing to distract you from your thoughts.”
>Slightly raising your brow, Lyra's previous grimace turns sweet.
>“I can see that's not going to be a problem.”
1/3
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Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 09:15:10 No.15276067 Report
Quoted By: >>15276084
>>15276055
>The hooves drop to the floor, and Echo pops her head out from behind you.
“Hey! What's that supposed to mean?”
>She chuckles at the pair of you.
>“Oh come on, anypony with a brain could see it.”
>What's she getting at?
>“You and Anon... Heh. Heh.”
“What are you talking abo- Oh.”
>Despite your best efforts, there's no stopping the flush of red from your cheeks.
>Cheeky Lyra bumps her brows up and down.
>“You know what I'm talking about, right Anon?”
>He pulls at his collar.
>“Uh... Is it hot in here?”
>You plant a hoof in your face.
“Anon, we're outside.”
>His face droops disappointedly.
>“Oh. Right.”
>Lyra persists.
>“Come on! Admit it, you two...”
>Both of you look at each other.
>Then look back at Lyra.
“You can decide that one.”
>You wink at her.
“Don't you have to go see your dad about something anyway?”
>She looks towards the clock in the centre of town.
>“Oh f- I'll catch you later guys, I'm running super late!”
>The pair of you laugh, and call out to her.
“Bye Lyra!”
>The door shuts behind the pair of you as you walk inside.
>“The couch looks comfy. Wanna sit?”
>You smile at him.
“Of course.”
>“Any word from your dad?”
>Ever since this whole incident, you and your father had decided to send a letter to each other every so often, if not just to check up on each other.
>Sometimes there was lots to say, others, not so much.
“Yes, he told me there was a brawl at the tavern in Hollow Shades, and he even drew a little 'illustration'.”
>“This should be good. Let's see it?”
>You go through to the kitchen; the note lies on the counter.
>When you come back through Anon takes it from under your wing.
>What he's greeted with...
>Is a stick-figure drawing of ponies fighting.
>There was something meant to be a smashed bottle... but it looked more like some random grass.
>Anon tries to hide his chuckles.
2/3
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Shiggler !YOME3OpvIM Wed 25 Dec 2013 09:17:01 No.15276084 Report
Quoted By: >>15276249 >>15276746
>>15276067
“Well, there's a reason his cutie mark isn't a pencil.”
>He giggles beneath his breath.
>You lie down on the couch, sleepy.
>With no warning, you feel the warmth of Anon's arms sliding their way along your body.
>A comforting sensation, one not felt since...
>Well, only a few minutes ago, really.
“Whatever we are Anon, friends, special someponies, whatever else Lyra can possibly come up with...”
>Anon laughs again.
>He shifts, moving his head above to look in your eyes.
>A shining smile can't help from making its way onto your face.
“Thanks to you...”
>He says nothing, but you can feel his heartbeat quickening.
“I'm so glad that I finally have a place I can call home.”
3/3
The (real) End.
Pastebins
http://pastebin.com/pJsAMjtR - Home/wrecker 10
http://pastebin.com/AnsjHHxs - Home: Epilogue
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 09:34:08 No.15276249 Report
Quoted By: >>15276386
>>15276084
10/10
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 09:48:45 No.15276386 Report
Quoted By:
>>15276249
Merry Christmas, Anon.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 10:21:42 No.15276746 Report
Quoted By:
>>15276084
And another finished story, that was fun. Solid 10/10 from me
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 11:53:51 No.15277635 Report
Quoted By:
>Started Christmas project yesterday at last minute
>5:47am
>Must sleep
>Only one bat done so far outta what I hope to be around six or so
>Don't even get me started on props and scenery
>Have family gathering I have to go to tomorrow
FUCK
I absolutely have to get this done before my 3DS and games arrive or it'll never get done.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 14:13:51 No.15278586 Report
Quoted By:
good morning bump
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 15:09:02 No.15279023 Report
Quoted By: >>15279030
Good morning!
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 15:10:09 No.15279030 Report
Quoted By: >>15279335 >>15279395 >>15279509
>>15279023
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:06:15 No.15279335 Report
Quoted By: >>15279682
>>15279030
Merry Christmas Vito!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:14:05 No.15279380 Report
Quoted By: >>15279385
>>15275367
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:14:59 No.15279385 Report
Quoted By: >>15280131
>>15279380
Requesting the bat replaced with Echo.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:16:00 No.15279395 Report
Quoted By: >>15279424
>>15279030
>Still no Santa Aux in beard
>Still no Amber
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:19:14 No.15279424 Report
Quoted By: >>15279585
>>15279395
They're both shit so it doesn't matter.
Nah but I'm sure vectorbros have other things they're doing. It is Christmas after all.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:30:26 No.15279509 Report
Quoted By: >>15279682
>>15279030
So do you all do anything special in Polackland for Christmas?
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:40:35 No.15279585 Report
Quoted By: >>15279648
>>15279424
That filled me with a sudden sadness, but then a great feeling of relief.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:48:35 No.15279648 Report
Quoted By:
>>15279585
Shut the fuck up, Nick.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 16:52:34 No.15279682 Report
Quoted By: >>15279772 >>15279781
>>15279335
Merry Christmas, Anon!
>>15279509
Not so much, we meet together with family, kids are looking for the First Star and when it appears, we break a christmas waffer, make a wish and start eating (we've got the twelve-dish Christmas Eve supper). There are gifts and the Christmas tree, so it looks similar to the western Christmas.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:04:00 No.15279772 Report
Quoted By:
>>15279682
I fuckin love it man.
We need more Pom Pom.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:05:23 No.15279781 Report
Quoted By:
>>15279682
Nice I don't think I've heard of the First Star thing before, that sounds fun. Wish I could get away from the city like I did when I was little and see the stars.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:51:53 No.15280131 Report
Quoted By: >>15280136
>>15279385
I tried
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:52:44 No.15280136 Report
Quoted By:
>>15280131
I like it!
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:52:56 No.15280137 Report
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:54:34 No.15280150 Report
Quoted By: >>15280169 >>15280191
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:56:45 No.15280169 Report
Quoted By: >>15280177 >>15280191
>>15280150
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 17:57:52 No.15280177 Report
Quoted By:
>>15280169
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 18:00:05 No.15280191 Report
Quoted By: >>15280207
>>15280169
>>15280150
>mfw
There truly is a God, Merry Christmas Vito. I'll do something extra special for you.
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Wed 25 Dec 2013 18:01:52 No.15280207 Report
Quoted By:
>>15280191
Merry Christmas, Nick
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 19:56:03 No.15281218 Report
Quoted By: >>15281454 >>15281511 >>15281559
"I think as you grow older, your Christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can't be bought"
Anyone else feel this way? I'm glad I have you guys for this time. Well, that and the new gaming computer I'm getting.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 20:18:21 No.15281454 Report
Quoted By:
>>15281218
I know this feeling.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 20:25:26 No.15281511 Report
Quoted By:
>>15281218
>can't be bought
I'd say they are too expensive or require a big responsibility
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 20:32:52 No.15281559 Report
Quoted By: >>15281783
>>15281218
>all I really want for Christmas is for her to come back to me
It's like someone punched me in the damn heart. I hate the holidays.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 20:52:59 No.15281783 Report
Quoted By: >>15281797
>>15281559
Oh, don't worry Anon. I got something to say to you. Life is like a novel. It's not going to be easy, what's a good book without conflict, and not everyone's going to like it, because critics always find something wrong with even the best things. It's not going to be any good if it's ended quickly, and who's going to remember a book with such a quick ending? It's gotta be long, filled with adventure, and hell, it's probably not going to have a happy ending, but it's every single page that matters, every detail doesn't have to be dripping with deep significance, but that doesn't mean lots of things can't mean a lot to you, and every books got that part that you just smile when you read, and that one quote you remember. So go out and write your own novel, one that stays in people's heads, one that makes people wonder, one that's just really fun to read, or in this case, live. So Anon, don't worry, you'll find someone, or, she'll even come back. Have you tried actually getting her back, or just moped about it? If you've tried, she's obviously not worth it, you'll find someone better, don't worry.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 20:54:19 No.15281797 Report
Quoted By:
>>15281783
benis
Victor Whiterock !!J1Q2DbOZQ+s
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Victor Whiterock !!J1Q2DbOZQ+s Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:17:01 No.15282027 Report
Quoted By: >>15282168 >>15282367 >>15282421 >>15295145
Merry Christmas, bat threads!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:24:54 No.15282139 Report
Quoted By: >>15282160
does anyone know where the fuck I can get one of these!?!?!
Watch "Bat Pony Starstruck Turn" on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUhU57QQLA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:25:17 No.15282144 Report
Quoted By: >>15282188
Hey, Y'all. Not bat fag but could any of you source me the "This is bat" echo pic thats on the /mlp/ christmast card? I'm going to use literally every time I see batpony outside this thread. Thanks in advance guys.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:26:22 No.15282160 Report
Quoted By: >>15282221
>>15282139
no seriously, the other figures and shit are just as awesome but I want to know if anyone knows through whom I may make a purchase? ??
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:26:42 No.15282168 Report
Quoted By: >>15282272
>>15282027
Merry Christmas, Victor and Carnelian!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:28:25 No.15282188 Report
Quoted By: >>15282247
>>15282144
check ujeb.se/BatPonies
echo folder
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:30:34 No.15282221 Report
Quoted By:
>>15282160
Dunno, search for Star Struck figure or something on deviant art
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:32:11 No.15282247 Report
Quoted By:
>>15282188
Muchos Gracias, Y'all have a shocking amount of content.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:34:22 No.15282272 Report
Quoted By:
>>15282168
,
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:35:59 No.15282289 Report
Quoted By:
>>15280527
Thanks batpone, you're sweet.
Merry Christmas from FR!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:43:01 No.15282367 Report
Quoted By:
>>15282027
>paper child
that's goddamn cute, Merry Christmas!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 21:47:25 No.15282421 Report
Quoted By: >>15295204
>>15282027
Now I'm having flashbacks of paper animu girls tortured and killed. Fucking /b/.
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 22:32:57 No.15282981 Report
Quoted By: >>15283246
>BatDesu has returned to us
>Carnelian has been transported to the human world and is under Victor Whiterock's expert care
>i went on a plane and didnt die or anything
>moth thread proves its inferiority by not even caring about BatDesu's gifts
This is truly a wonderful Christmas
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 22:48:35 No.15283246 Report
Quoted By:
>>15282981
Now all we need is all feminists to die by fire and it'll be the best Christmas ever!
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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2013 23:41:58 No.15284042 Report
Quoted By:
>>15275367
scared/10
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 01:16:55 No.15285301 Report
Quoted By:
.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 02:03:01 No.15285803 Report
Quoted By:
Anybody wanna be hyped for the Doctor Who Christmas special with me?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 02:40:26 No.15286230 Report
Quoted By: >>15286345
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 02:49:59 No.15286345 Report
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>>15286230
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 02:59:43 No.15286442 Report
Quoted By: >>15286488 >>15286572
Guys, Christmas goes until the 6th of January, so if you don't finish your Christmas thing tonight if you're working on one, it's okay, as long as it's up before the 6th.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:04:18 No.15286488 Report
Quoted By: >>15286549
>>15286442
What if you don't believe in Santa?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:10:29 No.15286549 Report
Quoted By:
>>15286488
Then you're a huge faggot.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:13:04 No.15286572 Report
Quoted By: >>15286637
>>15286442
Nick pls. It doesn't count
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:18:45 No.15286637 Report
Quoted By: >>15286699 >>15290436
>>15286572
If you believe in Jesus it does. Also, which bats would the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future be? Echo, Night Watch, and Hekesuh are not options.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:25:07 No.15286699 Report
Quoted By: >>15286727
>>15286637
My vote.
Past: Midnight Blossom
Present: Grey Mouse
Future: Pom pom
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:27:26 No.15286727 Report
Quoted By: >>15286780
>>15286699
Pom Pom is too happy to be the ghost of Christmas Past, I have a better idea. Grey Mouse and Midnight sound good though, but I don't know what Grey Mouse's personality is. Any other ideas?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:32:49 No.15286780 Report
Quoted By: >>15286813
>>15286727
Pom Pom for future was an attempt to be fun-...
How about Nook or Florence?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:35:04 No.15286813 Report
Quoted By: >>15286819
>>15286780
What I mean is I have a better idea for him, as for present, I think I'll do something else.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 03:35:33 No.15286819 Report
Quoted By:
>>15286813
aight
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 06:48:34 No.15289664 Report
Quoted By:
Page 9 bump woah
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 07:25:45 No.15290411 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 07:26:59 No.15290436 Report
Quoted By: >>15291810
>>15286637
ghost of Christmas past is Ponut
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 09:04:29 No.15291810 Report
Quoted By:
>>15290436
>unexpected feels
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 09:10:49 No.15291874 Report
Quoted By: >>15292413 >>15294204
If I don't have something done, is it still ok if I just post it some time before New Years Eve?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 10:10:43 No.15292413 Report
Quoted By:
>>15291874
I don't see a problem here
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Thu 26 Dec 2013 13:39:43 No.15293602 Report
Quoted By: >>15293610
Sleepy batties...
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Thu 26 Dec 2013 13:40:50 No.15293610 Report
Quoted By: >>15322451
>>15293602
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 16:18:46 No.15294204 Report
Quoted By:
>>15291874
Christmas ends at the Epiphany on the 6th. Sp yeah.
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Thu 26 Dec 2013 17:47:40 No.15294871 Report
Quoted By: >>15294878
Very sleepy.
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Thu 26 Dec 2013 17:48:49 No.15294878 Report
Quoted By: >>15296329
>>15294871
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 18:07:44 No.15295066 Report
Quoted By: >>15295558 >>15322451
I fucking love SOMA
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 18:16:36 No.15295145 Report
Quoted By:
>>15282027
Carnelian is craving those things because she wants to gain some more ballast on her flight deck.
I fucking LOVE CORNELION.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 18:22:43 No.15295198 Report
Quoted By: >>15295676
>>15295000
"Waaaah! Black coats! Edgy autistic shit! Look how many flying OC:s! Shut the fuck up, Vito! No, noo, nooooo!"
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 18:23:25 No.15295204 Report
Quoted By:
>>15282421
I'm expecting a series in which Carnelian gets pumped full of soap.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:03:43 No.15295558 Report
Quoted By: >>15322451
>>15295066
Hey! A gram is better than a damn!...faggot.
[spoiler[I also like Soma.[/spoiler:lit]
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:16:08 No.15295676 Report
Quoted By: >>15295714
>>15295198
Those are bats, anon, bats. You do remember how regular bats look like, don't you? Or has these threads rotted your brain and caused you to actually think that everyone is gonna go "Waa, so fucking edgy an' autistic OC!!11!"?
Regular bats or fruit bats that are simply shadowed = ok because go figure, all bats are black.
Bat ponies = Autistic abominations
Now...
Shut the fuck up Vito
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:20:11 No.15295714 Report
Quoted By: >>15295780
>>15295676
>ok because go figure, all bats are black.
>mfw
get sum skool m8
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:25:57 No.15295780 Report
Quoted By:
>>15295714
Right, fuck, forgot that white bats exists. My bad.
The majority of bats are black.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:31:22 No.15295829 Report
Quoted By: >>15295933
This guy is not black too
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:33:52 No.15295853 Report
Quoted By: >>15295933
Look at this little fucker from the Bat Creator
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:37:29 No.15295891 Report
Quoted By: >>15295933
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:41:38 No.15295933 Report
Quoted By:
>>15295829
>>15295853
>>15295891
And now everyone's going to spam pictures of real bats. Way to show that this thread isn't filled with cancer you fucking idiots...
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:47:16 No.15296014 Report
Quoted By: >>15296032
Not so black bats
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 19:48:29 No.15296032 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296014
>"Eh ese, want to buy some melons?"
>"Es' goood, hombre!"
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:19:48 No.15296329 Report
Quoted By: >>15296369 >>15296412 >>15296511 >>15297433
>>15294878
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:22:33 No.15296369 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296329
I remember when she farted.
I remember the first time she wanted me to touch her non-existent genitalia.
I miss her.
Thanks for the Grey Mouse santa.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:23:07 No.15296379 Report
Quoted By: >>15296427
You know what bat pony ears remind me of? Latias
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:25:59 No.15296412 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296329
Are you going to shit up the thread with more genuinely autistic OCs again?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:27:33 No.15296427 Report
Quoted By: >>15296469 >>15296509
>>15296379
If you wanna join our cool gang kid, you must create an OC.
My OC is Wallawump, she's a cross between a bat pony and a wallaby.
She likes fisting.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:30:38 No.15296469 Report
Quoted By: >>15296490
>>15296427
anon please, I've been bat ponying since 2012
I even have a plush
Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:32:37 No.15296490 Report
Quoted By: >>15296571
>>15296469
Really?
What is your character called?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:33:54 No.15296509 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296427
>You must create an OC
,
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:34:10 No.15296511 Report
Quoted By: >>15296772 >>15298620
>>15296329
I always like Moonshine, too bad she's not that popular.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:39:29 No.15296571 Report
Quoted By: >>15296652
>>15296490
I don't have an OC because I'm not a faggot
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:45:10 No.15296652 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296571
>I'm not a faggot
Get the fuck out, then. You must be a complete faggot, constantly make shitty puns and jokes about mangoes, pester every single thread on /mlp/ with pictures, and you MUST worship Vito, be his personaly lapdog and protect his white preteen ass everytime someone says anything bad about him or any autistic OC he creates, even if those bad things are 100% true.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:46:36 No.15296673 Report
Quoted By: >>15296900
Will the owner of the plush please describe it for us.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 20:54:27 No.15296772 Report
Quoted By: >>15298620
>>15296511
She's a sad abandoned bat... Cast aside for prettier Mares.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:04:08 No.15296900 Report
Quoted By: >>15296955 >>15296974 >>15297126
>>15296673
it's one of the nightguard stallions from Luna Eclipsed, about 22 inches from top to bottom
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:06:34 No.15296940 Report
Quoted By:
>>15264510
Don't you mean
"Bat'sThePoint.png"
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:07:32 No.15296955 Report
Quoted By: >>15296994 >>15297030
>>15296900
This one?
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:08:40 No.15296974 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296900
So when are you going to buy him a cute little marebat to keep him company?
I recommend Grey Mouse, as she is the No.1 companion bat available.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:09:45 No.15296994 Report
Quoted By: >>15297082
>>15296955
anon that's an OC
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:11:59 No.15297030 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296955
>White
>OC
That's not one of Luna's guards, you fucking retard.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:15:49 No.15297082 Report
Quoted By: >>15297107
>>15296994
Fuck, I swear I had this pic on my disk
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:19:06 No.15297107 Report
Quoted By: >>15297128 >>15298376
>>15297082
There's no way that's 22 inches.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:21:07 No.15297126 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296900
I remember you showing it with a time stamp a while ago.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:21:10 No.15297128 Report
Quoted By:
>>15297107
That's not even a plush.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:23:13 No.15297149 Report
Quoted By:
So BatDesu drew for us on Christmas Day...
Based Vegemite lass.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 21:49:19 No.15297433 Report
Quoted By:
>>15296329
*Tips Batdora*
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:14:00 No.15298349 Report
Quoted By:
Bąmp
Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A

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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:15:54 No.15298376 Report
Quoted By: >>15298471
>>15297107
that's what she said
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:20:52 No.15298471 Report
Quoted By: >>15298608 >>15298611
>>15298376
I-It looks smaller, b-but mmaybe you want t-to... check it b-by yourself, heh!
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:30:55 No.15298608 Report
Quoted By: >>15298711
>>15298471
Someone please write this. Valentine?
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:31:16 No.15298611 Report
Quoted By: >>15298733
>>15298471
are you implying I would go and put my face to a stallions crotch and give his member an intense stare and then badmouth him about how small his penis is and then grab it and start stroking it while telling how the stallion could not satisfy a mare with a member like that while tickling the underside of his shaft and then putting my mouth near his ear and whisper with my hot breath into his ear that he should just become my mare instead of trying to live as a stallion while giving hard milking squeezes to his shaft and caressing his buttocs and giving them a hard slap while pulling the stallion into a tight embrace against me and start to nibble on his earlobe?
because that would be pretty much me yes
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:32:12 No.15298620 Report
Quoted By: >>15298632
>>15296772
>>15296511
She was cast aside because Nick couldn't make up his mind on what his imaginary true love looked like. Amber took her place.
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:33:14 No.15298632 Report
Quoted By:
>>15298620
>implying she's cast aside
M8, she's gonna have a big role in ABL.
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:39:47 No.15298711 Report
Quoted By: >>15298733
>>15298608
I am not sure what I would be writing even if I did decide to write
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:41:26 No.15298733 Report
Quoted By: >>15298791
>>15298711
Something like what you just did with this
>>15298611
Except possibly with Aux's first sexual encounter with a mare. Don't let it end well.
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:44:58 No.15298791 Report
Quoted By: >>15298856
>>15298733
Yes, yes I'll give it a go
that's what she said
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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2013 23:49:58 No.15298856 Report
Quoted By:
>>15298791
kek
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:16:07 No.15299158 Report
Quoted By:
Eh, flu is killing me, so here is my good night bump. See you tomorrow my little batties.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:26:40 No.15299322 Report
Quoted By: >>15299463
*Tips Batdora*
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:35:32 No.15299463 Report
Quoted By:
>>15299322
well congrats, you got dubs both here and in mothpone
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:36:45 No.15299480 Report
Quoted By: >>15299489 >>15299496
>day auxtism in Equestria
>you are Aux and currently you are miserable
>you came into a nightclub with your friends, and all of them have now scored dates as you sit alone at the table, sipping on mango juice and doing your best to not stare at the mares dancing very sexually all over the place
>no really where are you supposed to look? Damn this is making you sweat and feel miserable
>Suddenly a drunk mare plops herself next to you and you feel hoofs tracing the edges of your wings
“Wow, nice wings~”
>this sudden touch, and the fact that this mare is leaning against you with her warmth, oh she’s so soft and warm, makes you accidently drop your drink and kick the table with your knee, all this while accidently forgetting how to swallow and starting to cough up some juice
“Whoa, easy there handsome”
>your cheeks flare up red as you turn to look at the mare
>don’t worry Aux, maybe she’s not that gorgeous and your spaghetti might not kick i-
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:37:19 No.15299489 Report
Quoted By:
>>15299480
no
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:37:48 No.15299496 Report
Quoted By: >>15299519
>>15299480
>next to you is one of the sexiest earth pony mares you have ever seen
>light orange coat
>white long wavy mane
>blue sparkling eyes and a cute face
>something trails down your chin from your mouth
>oh right the mango drink you cough up, you forgot to swallow it as you were busy starring
>the mare looks at you and giggles cutely
“You are sooooooo cuuuute”
>you feel her hoofs on your wings again, which have now stood up
>”Uh um yeah I’m pretty cute no I mean you’re cute, I mean not that I want to come off as someone coming onto you too fast, not that I am trying to hit on you, I mean...”
>the mare stares at you while slightly wobbling on her seat
“Whaaaaaa?”
>the smell of alcohol
>well that explains it
>suddenly the mare pushes even more against you and gets her face very close to yours
“I’ve heard that you bat ponies are very, very good in the sack...”
>her hoof trails towards your crotch
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:38:57 No.15299519 Report
Quoted By: >>15299534
>>15299496
>you accidently fart from the surprise
>Oh dear Celestia did she notice?
“Wanna help a gal find out if it’s true?”
>no, the music is so loud that she did not notice
>but then her words hit you
>this mare, she- she wants to do the dirty?
>you... you’re not sure about this
>you have never had sex before
>on the other hand you always imagined it as something romantic and would not want to waste your first time, but on the other hand this mare is sexy as all hell and you might never, ever get a chance like this with your social skills
>but before you even have a chance to reply she already is dragging you off with her
>and you are too shy to say anything as you just trail behind her
>...
>and before you know it, there the two of you are
>in this mares house, and in this mares bedroom
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:40:00 No.15299534 Report
Quoted By: >>15299553
>>15299519
>you were not sure if the two of you would even get there, judging by the way the mare swayed from side to side as she walked, drunk off of her ass
>oh dear that ass
>the mare is now lying on the bed seductively
“Well, what are you waiting for batstud, come over here~”
>”Uhh... right, umm, h-here I come! Not coming as in like cumming when you, you know, shoot sperm out but I mean that I’m going to get over there now”
>the mare raises an eyebrow as you try to play your nervousness off with a light giggle
“G-gehe he”
>noooooooooooo that came out sounding all creepy
>and while so focused on that, you accidently hit your hoofs against the side of the bed
“Wow, y-you sure had a *hick looot to drink”
>you, still sweating like you had just ran around the world, get onto the bed and
>...and
>what...what are you supposed to do next?
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:41:03 No.15299553 Report
Quoted By: >>15299567
>>15299534
>but before you have the chance to panic even more the mare grabs your head and pulls you into a kiss that tastes like booze
>and your mind shuts completely as the mare does things with her lips to your lips while holding your head
>what are you supposed to do here?
>how does one kiss?
>oh no have to think something fast or she’ll think you are weird or find out how inexperienced you are at this stuff
>umm umm
>you awkwardly start to move your own mouth a bit
>you are sure that you are doing this wrong
>the mares tongue starts to enter your mouth
>the feeling is alien and you freeze up
>oh no, oh no, what to do
>you insert your own tongue and then do nothing with it
>but the kiss is broken as the mare pulls off of the kiss and you are left in there with a dumb look on your face, tongue extended and eyes full of shock
>the mare lies onto her back and spreads her legs
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:42:05 No.15299567 Report
Quoted By: >>15299587
>>15299553
>oh boy that’s a vagina
>you stare at it, first time seeing one so up close and in real life
“Don’t just admire it, get to work~”
>remembering that you are in the act of making love in here, you quickly get your face near the thing
>its scent hits you in the face and you pull back to catch some fresh air
>vaginas smell bad
>the mare raises an eyebrow at you and you panickly shoot your head back between her legs
>only to crash against her honey button painfully
>the mare yelps as you pull back and rub your nose
>”I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to, it’s just that ummm...”
”Let’s just get to it”
>there’s annoyance in her voice now
>oh no
>now you feel really self conscious and nervous
>you start to position yourself awkwardly on top of her but then she stops you
“Is that all?”
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:43:09 No.15299587 Report
Quoted By: >>15299600
>>15299567
>what is she...
>the mare is starring at your erect member
>”Uhhh....”
“Tell me that it gets bigger”
>your penis instantly becomes flaccid as you feel your manliness being shattered to pieces
>you never even thought that your organ could be of lacking size
>you mean, you did notice form time to time that many stallions had larger, but you always figured that you were pretty normal sized
>the look on the mares face is now very annoyed
>”Yeah, umm h-here just let me”
>you start to wiggle your flaccid penis about with your hoof
>nothing happens
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:44:11 No.15299600 Report
Quoted By: >>15299611 >>15306117
>>15299587
>get up damn you
>you wave it about more forcefully in panic as you feel your eyes starting to tear up
“You know what, just forget it, get out”
>you just stare at the floor feeling depressed as you get off the bed
>and then you just stay there, expecting the mare to walk you out
>the mare starts to move her hoofs towards her organ, but then stops
“What are you doing? I told you to get out!”
>”I wasn’t g-going to look at you, I was j-just waiting for you to walk me out...”
>the mare starts to sound even angrier
“Just get the hell out of my house!”
>you feel fresh tears starting to roll down your cheeks as you rush out of the mare’s bedroom
>just as you are fumbling to open the door, you hear the mare’s voice from upstairs
“Bucking pafetic”
>you just fly out into the night, crying silently and feeling unimaginable shame
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:45:03 No.15299611 Report
Quoted By:
>>15299600
That part sucked.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 00:59:07 No.15299823 Report
Quoted By: >>15299849 >>15299966
Nick
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:00:38 No.15299849 Report
Quoted By:
>>15299823
Nuke.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:07:42 No.15299966 Report
Quoted By: >>15300027 >>15300097 >>15300118
>>15299823
Wat.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:10:11 No.15300027 Report
Quoted By: >>15300174
>>15299966
Shut up.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:15:32 No.15300097 Report
Quoted By: >>15300174
>>15299966
What are you doing currently?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:16:59 No.15300118 Report
Quoted By: >>15300174
>>15299966
Can you shove mangoes inside Sirocca's butthole?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:21:21 No.15300174 Report
Quoted By: >>15300200 >>15300216
>>15300027
nou.
>>15300097
Stuff...
>>15300118
Possibly.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:23:30 No.15300200 Report
Quoted By: >>15300226
>>15300174
What's your Steam ID?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:24:58 No.15300216 Report
Quoted By:
>>15300174
kekekek xD
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:25:25 No.15300226 Report
Quoted By: >>15300233
>>15300200
Why do you ask?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:26:18 No.15300233 Report
Quoted By: >>15300261
>>15300226
Just answer me.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:28:15 No.15300261 Report
Quoted By:
>>15300233
It's pretty obvious if you go to the group, but it's Bat Psycho.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:47:35 No.15300516 Report
Quoted By: >>15300537 >>15300588
>>15299049
nick pls
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:49:07 No.15300537 Report
Quoted By: >>15300588 >>15300623
>>15300516
that's what she said
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:52:39 No.15300588 Report
Quoted By: >>15300611
>>15300516
Wat.
>>15300537
Except she also said "give it to me."
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:54:34 No.15300611 Report
Quoted By:
>>15300588
noice
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:55:46 No.15300623 Report
Quoted By: >>15300653
>>15300537
What?
Dude, if you're gonna be like this and make lame attempts at jokes, then honestly, piss off.
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 01:57:32 No.15300653 Report
Quoted By: >>15300702
>>15300623
honestly I am just shitposting a few times before going to sleep just to humor mysels
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 02:00:54 No.15300702 Report
Quoted By:
>>15300653
At least you admit it.
But fuck off anyway.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 03:20:17 No.15302068 Report
Quoted By: >>15302185
>yfw you realize Valentine has actually provided the best original content this thread has seen in a long time
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 03:26:59 No.15302185 Report
Quoted By: >>15308692
>>15302068
Being original =/= good.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 03:32:38 No.15302268 Report
Quoted By:
Nice job stealing that guys trips Nick
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 04:01:04 No.15302810 Report
Quoted By:
,
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 06:07:47 No.15305298 Report
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 06:50:31 No.15306117 Report
Quoted By:
>>15299600
Well, that was one of the best Aux stories in these threads
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 06:53:18 No.15306182 Report
Quoted By: >>15306323
Alright, who was rolling for me on /b/? I wanna kiss you as thanks.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 06:58:50 No.15306323 Report
Quoted By: >>15306350
>>15306182
I didn't win anything bro, sorry.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 06:59:59 No.15306350 Report
Quoted By: >>15306444
>>15306323
I know, but I still wanted to know what motivated you to do this, and not for yourself.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 07:03:42 No.15306444 Report
Quoted By: >>15306496
>>15306350
I like doing nice things for people. Besides, games aren't really my thing man.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 07:05:44 No.15306496 Report
Quoted By: >>15306991
>>15306444
Well, I still wanna know who you are and why you stole the trips for this thread
>>15305598
?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 07:26:15 No.15306946 Report
Quoted By: >>15307171
hi batthread
i have all but one question:
is there such a thing as a bat princess?
or maybe luna drawn like a bat princess?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 07:28:21 No.15306991 Report
Quoted By: >>15307210
>>15306496
Well shit, didn't even know that thread was going on.. I can't cash in my trips for you can I?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 07:36:44 No.15307171 Report
Quoted By:
>>15306946
No, we don't have a bat princess, we have just the moonbutt for our bats, after watching Luna Eclipsed we think she is the most natural leader
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 07:38:26 No.15307210 Report
Quoted By:
>>15306991
No, I already got everything I needed. Get something for someone else.
Shiny !hmDRAGoNmM

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Shiny !hmDRAGoNmM Fri 27 Dec 2013 08:54:57 No.15308467 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 09:10:00 No.15308692 Report
Quoted By: >>15308761
>>15302185
It's still more than we had
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 09:14:51 No.15308761 Report
Quoted By:
>>15308692
>almost 2014
>still responding to baits
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 09:25:19 No.15308916 Report
Quoted By: >>15308986
So who's bat of the week for tomorrow?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 09:31:33 No.15308986 Report
Quoted By: >>15309127
>>15308916
Moonshine
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 09:44:08 No.15309127 Report
Quoted By:
>>15308986
2nd
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Shiny !hmDRAGoNmM Fri 27 Dec 2013 11:55:50 No.15310520 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 14:42:34 No.15311469 Report
Quoted By: >>15311479 >>15312044
2/3 the way finished!
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 14:45:52 No.15311479 Report
Quoted By:
>>15311469
woohoo
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 16:23:58 No.15312044 Report
Quoted By: >>15312826
>>15311469
With what?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 17:35:33 No.15312826 Report
Quoted By: >>15313642 >>15313787
>>15312044
Your batdora.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 19:04:14 No.15313642 Report
Quoted By: >>15313768
>>15312826
Sweet, it's about time.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 19:18:45 No.15313768 Report
Quoted By:
>>15313642
It's gonna have your name written on it in sequins:
"Grey Mouse"
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 19:20:19 No.15313787 Report
Quoted By: >>15313816
>>15312826
But still haven't even gotten my decoder ring.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 19:22:30 No.15313816 Report
Quoted By:
>>15313787
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
KKEEeEKEEEKeeKeEKeEKEeeeEkKEEEeKeeeEKeeEKEEEeE
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 19:57:16 No.15314269 Report
Quoted By: >>15314377 >>15314399 >>15315526
Alright I'm new to these threads and I wanted to ask what qualities bat ponies have other than wings, fangs, and ear tufts.
Characteristics, and such.
They're visually appealing, but I've been wondering how you guys portray them.
Thank you in advance!
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:05:37 No.15314377 Report
Quoted By: >>15314410
>>15314269
that's about it, some people's headcanons have them eating fruit, some people having them drinking blood, some people make them speak only in puns
do whatever you want
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:07:09 No.15314398 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314331
And thus, the war began.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:07:13 No.15314399 Report
Quoted By: >>15314410 >>15314421 >>15314487 >>15314497
>>15314269
It may help you:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Traits_and_Behaviours
And maybe this:
>Echo
Silly, playful, sometimes mischievous. A bit eccentric, but always upbeat and uplifting. Likes to eat a lot, especially really sweet and exotic fruits like lychee and mangoes.
>Midnight Blossom
Brash and a bit daring. Often gets in trouble with her superiors in the guard.
>Night Watch
The silent badass. Very rough when it comes to contact sports or sparring, very skilled fighter. Likes a good casual fuck every now and then, and goes for either gender. But she's usually the one "in charge."
>Jasmine
Despite the Aux story, I believe her to be kind and reserved. I can't help but pin her character to tea, so I suppose she makes good tea.
>Florence
Gentle and strives for equality among the pony races, but often gets teased for being a "white aryan bat pone." She gets things done when things get serious.
>Moonshine
A bit on the high-class end. Has a good eye for fashion and classy things, like music or other forms of art. She's knowledgeable in her trade, which is brewing moonshine or other kinds of beverages.
>Aux Tism
Bad with girls. Bad with guys. Tries his best to impress, but fails terribly. Pretty easy to pin him down by reading Psycho's story.
>Speck
Shares Echo's uplifting attitude and eccentricity, but is more shy and reserved.
>Mosina
Knowledgeable (nerdy), has a good sense of direction. Strives to learn things, seen by when she's posed with things yet unknown to her and she tries to figure it out.
>Nightlight
Fiercely loyal and willing to do whatever it takes to prove she can be your special somepony; still maturing, so she tends to get carried away with silly filly things; has trouble sharing with others
>Rosewood
Easily manipulated by others in higher political circles (royalty, military, car salesmen, etc.),rinks blood and will definitely snack on you;
will teach you all about gardening and will always bring you beautiful, flagrant flowers as gifts
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:08:08 No.15314410 Report
Quoted By: >>15314471
>>15314377
>Speaking only in puns
That's...unique.
Well, that's a lot of free reign then at least.
What kinds of stories usually crop up around here? Cute things, lewd things, both?
>>15314399
Ah, didn't know you had a wiki, thank you.
And I assume that's a list of the most popular oc's/characters used in writings and imagery.
Thank you kindly!
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:08:56 No.15314421 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314399
That sucks.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:11:42 No.15314471 Report
Quoted By: >>15314493 >>15314503 >>15314515 >>15314530
>>15314410
What kinds of stories usually crop up around here?
From silly shorts, through AiE-based adventure and slice-of-life multiparters, ending on more serious adventure/fight stories, like Trials or Knight's Nightlight.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:13:20 No.15314487 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314399
Vito still never made an Amber if those.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:13:45 No.15314493 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314471
>What kinds of stories usually crop up around here?
Eh, forgot le may may arrow
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:14:01 No.15314497 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314399
>Having a wiki about this
Well, autists do strive to stand out from the crowd as much as possible, so go figure.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:14:27 No.15314503 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314471
There's also The Adventures of Aux, which doesn't really fit in any of those categories, what would it be considered?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:15:12 No.15314515 Report
Quoted By: >>15314582 >>15314643
>>15314471
How active are the threads usually? This speed generally or do they pick up in the evenings like most threads?
>That example
I'll assume that's not the best you've got. Is that average quality in these parts?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:16:13 No.15314530 Report
Quoted By: >>15314557
>>15314471
This one always gets to me..
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:18:06 No.15314557 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314530
>You will never, ad infinitum
Christ.
I like the notion, cute things are always nice, but someone needs a crash course in avoiding the first pitfall of greentext.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:20:15 No.15314582 Report
Quoted By: >>15314606 >>15314626
>>15314515
Stories were in the past. Now we have long boring stories, nothing short of a season of your Spanish drama romance series. Which obviously aren't my thing.
I'm sure many anons would love more short greentext stories like the ones that started this general.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:21:42 No.15314606 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314582
>Now we have long boring stories, nothing short of a season of your Spanish drama romance series.
Elaborate, please.
You mean you like one shot stories that are relatively short, but lately you've had....what, exactly? Multi thread monsters or something?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:23:11 No.15314626 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314582
Nick's been writing shirt greentext stories recently.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:24:35 No.15314643 Report
Quoted By: >>15314740
>>15314515
Around 10PM-3AM Hamburger Time.
And this is one of the first short, silly stories about Echo. Check SkyDrive for more: http://ujeb.se/BatPonyStories
Best long stories: Mosina, Adventures of Aux Tism, A Feeling Of- series, Knight's Nightlight, Trials, Home, Anon x Gloom Wing, Anon and Moonlight
For silly shorts: [Echo]Random shorts.txt and [Echo]Shorts by Shorts_Guy folder
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 20:31:38 No.15314740 Report
Quoted By:
>>15314643
Ah, you're going through the "Everyone wants to tell a fantastic adventure or slice of life," phase currently.
Those can be fun. But looking at your SkyDrive you seem to have an over saturation of the stuff.
Well, thank you for the information. I'll lurk around a bit and get a feel for what goes on and the characteristics of some of the bat ponies before I start writing anything.
Thanks again! Have a pleasant day!
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:32:18 No.15315520 Report
Quoted By: >>15315547 >>15315589
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:32:55 No.15315526 Report
Quoted By: >>15315547
>>15314269
Grey Mouse is the No.1 snuggle bat around here, friend.
You may only be my friend if you promise to buy her a batdora.
The leader of the bat threads is BatDesu, but she only shows here once a week.
Enjoy yourself, but please remember to touch Moonshine's genitals occasionally.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:34:25 No.15315547 Report
Quoted By:
>>15315526
>The leader of the bat threads is BatDesu
>implying it's not me
>>15315520
Cute.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:37:24 No.15315589 Report
Quoted By: >>15315766
>>15315520
Looks like Rosewood's put on a little tubb over Christmas, Vito.
Would she be willing to join Carnelian in squashing my head between their asscheeks?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:37:56 No.15315595 Report
Quoted By: >>15315632 >>15315752
Your goal is complete, the bat ponies have gained enough popularity to be made en-masse in both fanfics, artwork and world-building. This thread served it's purpose it's time to close it.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:39:50 No.15315632 Report
Quoted By:
>>15315595
You write that clopfic about Aux inflating his scrotum with saline solution and we'll think about it.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:50:25 No.15315752 Report
Quoted By:
>>15315595
We don't want popularity,we just want to circle-jerk over bat ponies with the friends we've made along the way.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Fri 27 Dec 2013 21:51:32 No.15315766 Report
Quoted By: >>15315923 >>15315934 >>15316073
>>15315589
Rosewood is not for making a physical connection between her butt and your head, Anon.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:01:44 No.15315923 Report
Quoted By:
>>15315766
Nonsense, facesitting is awesome.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:02:39 No.15315934 Report
Quoted By: >>15316002
>>15315766
*SOB*
I understand.
At least Grey Mouse still loves me.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:06:43 No.15316002 Report
Quoted By: >>15316225
>>15315934
On the other hand, you can it try with Nightlight. She llikes doing experiments with her butt...
I'm afraid that her next experiment will create a big Black Bat Hole. Or confirm the superstring theory.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:10:56 No.15316073 Report
Quoted By:
>>15315766
Shut the fuck up, Vito
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:20:19 No.15316225 Report
Quoted By: >>15316472 >>15316523
>>15316002
You are so generous, master.
Please come across the ocean to Bongland and live with me and Grey Mouse.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:36:03 No.15316472 Report
Quoted By: >>15316677 >>15318611 >>15323196
>>15316225
In the next year I'm planning to move to the Maple Syrup Country, but... maybe one day, Anon.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:38:30 No.15316523 Report
Quoted By: >>15316541 >>15316574
>>15316225
>Bongland
Jamaica, correct?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:39:51 No.15316541 Report
Quoted By:
>>15316523
I laughed so fucking hard at this.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:41:14 No.15316574 Report
Quoted By: >>15316631 >>15316861
>>15316523
No, the UK. People referred to British people as Britbongs for some reason. I think it was because Americans got tired of being called "Americlaps."
Poland is now to be called Marioland.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:44:03 No.15316631 Report
Quoted By:
>>15316574
They get called Britbongs because everyone counts the "bongs" from Big Ben on their fingers. It's a joke. I believe the other Anon was also joking about Jamaicans being a bunch of pot heads.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:45:59 No.15316677 Report
Quoted By: >>15318765
>>15316472
Hello, Vito. Already showing your shitty non-vampire OC, are you?
Are you going to clog up these threads by creating even more genuinely autistic OCs today? Of course you are.
Seriously, that last thing you shat out was a fucking abomination
Seriously, Vito? A god damn abomination?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:46:45 No.15316692 Report
Quoted By: >>15316771
How active is the Steam group?
Grey Mouse and I want to play the viddy with you guys.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:50:33 No.15316771 Report
Quoted By: >>15316820
>>15316692
Well, once I get my new computer, I'll be able to play anything with you guys. What games do you guys suggest for me to but while the sale's still going on?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:53:06 No.15316820 Report
Quoted By: >>15316962
>>15316771
Are you building your computer yourself?
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:55:27 No.15316861 Report
Quoted By: >>15316937
>>15316574
>Marioland
Is it because of a shitton of our plumbers migrated to the Bongland, or the Mary cultivation? Both of them are true.
Also, we prefer five-o-clocks over the britbongs, good old war movie "How I Unleashed World War II" had a part in that.
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:56:57 No.15316893 Report
Quoted By: >>15316929
I made a small story with batpone, it's in the moth thread since it has moth too.
Just tought I'd let you guys know instead of posting the story here
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:58:28 No.15316929 Report
Quoted By:
>>15316893
top lel/10 story, good ending
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 22:59:13 No.15316937 Report
Quoted By: >>15317059
>>15316861
>five-o-clocks
I'm not sure whom you're referring to. Italians?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:00:39 No.15316962 Report
Quoted By: >>15317016
>>15316820
ibuypower.com
I'm comparing everything to the recommended shit for other games. This one I've made can play Crysis 3 and Battlefield 4 at top performance.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:03:40 No.15317016 Report
Quoted By: >>15317107
>>15316962
Well it's your money, I guess. Enjoy.
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:05:32 No.15317059 Report
Quoted By: >>15317282
>>15316937
Britfags, of course! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK_BQat1NUU
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:08:15 No.15317107 Report
Quoted By:
>>15317016
Yeah, I've been saving for this for like two years m8. Waiting that long means I deserve the best.
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:18:33 No.15317282 Report
Quoted By: >>15317861
>>15317059
That was weird to watch. The film looks funny, but the shitty British accents are a bit off-putting.
Have you ever seen "Come and See?"
That was a good slavic war film.
Shiny !hmDRAGoNmM
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Shiny !hmDRAGoNmM Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:19:01 No.15317287 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:26:25 No.15317417 Report
Quoted By: >>15317565 >>15317695
#We're the toughest little bat ponies in town
Got the blood, got the mango, no harder working fillies around
We are a duo, work as a pair
We'll be the first batties out on the flag-waving scene#
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:33:52 No.15317565 Report
Quoted By:
>>15317417
>Bats form teams to represent Hollow Shades in the Equestria Games.
Who's on teams with who?
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Funny Valentine !gzkWt/mY7A Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:41:00 No.15317695 Report
Quoted By:
>>15317417
Can I give them esrom?
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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:48:18 No.15317818 Report
Quoted By:
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Fri 27 Dec 2013 23:50:40 No.15317861 Report
Quoted By:
>>15317282
It looks interesting, I'll watch it later.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 00:38:12 No.15318611 Report
Quoted By:
>>15316472
>these eyes
hhnnnnnnnnnnnnggg
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 00:45:50 No.15318765 Report
Quoted By: >>15318826
>>15316677
if you don't like it don't respond to it
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 00:49:07 No.15318826 Report
Quoted By: >>15318863
>>15318765
This is an attention whore. You give him an attention. Don't do it.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 00:49:27 No.15318833 Report
Quoted By: >>15318868
http://youtu.be/tkm9_maoKuQ
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 00:51:09 No.15318863 Report
Quoted By:
>>15318826
but I didn't respond to vito
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 00:51:24 No.15318868 Report
Quoted By: >>15318896
>>15318833
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 00:52:43 No.15318896 Report
Quoted By:
>>15318868
SWAG
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 01:21:45 No.15319357 Report
Quoted By: >>15319564
Time for a good night bump, see you tomorrow, my little bats.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 01:32:54 No.15319564 Report
Quoted By: >>15319870
>>15319357
Does this count as clop?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 01:47:26 No.15319870 Report
Quoted By: >>15320192 >>15320618
>>15319564
Two girls have fun when they cuddle, it's incredibly cute, but nothing really nsfw here
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 02:01:22 No.15320192 Report
Quoted By: >>15320812
>>15319870
Night Light wants the H
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 02:24:18 No.15320618 Report
Quoted By: >>15320679
>>15319870
hornjobs are hot
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 02:27:59 No.15320679 Report
Quoted By:
>>15320618
hotjobs are horn
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 02:36:32 No.15320812 Report
Quoted By: >>15321034 >>15325509
>>15320192
Wat. Hemoglobin or horn?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 02:50:52 No.15321034 Report
Quoted By:
>>15320812
You decide :^)
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S1K Sat 28 Dec 2013 04:25:12 No.15322451 Report
Quoted By: >>15322495 >>15322528 >>15328241
>>15293610
>>15295066
>>15295558
Well, Alot of people seem to still care about my baby. Time to get drawing and writing I suppose. Thanks for that Santa picture. She looks cute as fuck. Merry Christmas. I am late because things happen. Sorry.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 04:28:02 No.15322495 Report
Quoted By:
>>15322451
Does that mean you're taking requests?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 04:30:25 No.15322528 Report
Quoted By:
>>15322451
I like her too if that means anything
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Mitch !gQ6zqEIhWo Sat 28 Dec 2013 04:43:54 No.15322713 Report
Quoted By: >>15322754 >>15323214
If a batpony bites you, do you become a batpony
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 04:46:35 No.15322754 Report
Quoted By:
>>15322713
No, they aren't vampires, just blood suckers
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 05:18:33 No.15323196 Report
Quoted By:
>>15316472
>Maple Syrup Country
Then you can live with me, senpai.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 05:19:44 No.15323214 Report
Quoted By: >>15324035
>>15322713
mitch pls
I have not seen you in awhile.
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Mitch !gQ6zqEIhWo Sat 28 Dec 2013 06:10:07 No.15324035 Report
Quoted By:
>>15323214
Yes, because I have been thinking self loathing thoughts about myself, but hopefully preventing it to make me make posts against me will eventually kill it off, turns out I'm my worst enemy also sorta watched the last 2 episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion, god that was a mind fuck
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 06:43:26 No.15324528 Report
Quoted By:
Hey guys guess what?
I'm eating a mango.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 07:56:49 No.15325509 Report
Quoted By:
>>15320812
Horn, she is a fruit battie.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 09:23:46 No.15326531 Report
Quoted By: >>15326715
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 09:41:48 No.15326715 Report
Quoted By: >>15326939
>>15326531
Please let me insert that for you, Echo.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 10:03:28 No.15326939 Report
Quoted By: >>15328784
>>15326715
no
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 10:06:01 No.15326967 Report
Quoted By: >>15326973 >>15327095
Why are Mosina's glasses yellow tinted?
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 10:07:08 No.15326973 Report
Quoted By:
>>15326967
What do the dots represent?
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 10:20:38 No.15327095 Report
Quoted By:
>>15326967
Photochromic lenses
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 12:46:36 No.15328241 Report
Quoted By:
>>15322451
Merry Christmas S1K, please draw more Soma
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 13:44:52 No.15328509 Report
Quoted By:
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 14:18:56 No.15328728 Report
Quoted By:
*Tips HeartBeatdora*
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 14:29:20 No.15328784 Report
Quoted By: >>15328836 >>15328844
>>15326939
Must be nice having a batfu that licks you.
I wonder if bat ponies have longer tongues than other types of pony.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 14:37:19 No.15328836 Report
Quoted By:
>>15328784
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 14:39:05 No.15328844 Report
Quoted By: >>15328860
>>15328784
yes
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 14:41:37 No.15328860 Report
Quoted By:
>>15328844
...can they jack you off by tongue and or sound you?
>I'll show myself out.
BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Sat 28 Dec 2013 15:26:49 No.15329148 Report
Quoted By: >>15329228 >>15329232 >>15329541
Have some Bat I was given for Christmas!
Sorry I kind of died after Christmas Day, been in and out of hospital since then, decided trying to break my back was an awesome idea, apparently it wasn't.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 15:40:17 No.15329228 Report
Quoted By:
>>15329148
Awww, what a happy and batty pink gift, thank you BatDesu!
Oh you silly, breaking bones is fun, but only in Russia. But seriously, I hope your spine is in one piece and everything is ok.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 15:40:47 No.15329232 Report
Quoted By:
>>15329148
Ouch, well, that sucks, I am glad you are ok.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:15:46 No.15329541 Report
Quoted By:
>>15329148
Wow, that sounds painful! I shall send Grey Mouse to keep you company.
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:37:24 No.15329823 Report
Quoted By:
BAT SONG BAT SONG BAT SONG
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:50:08 No.15330100 Report
Quoted By: >>15330186
OH GOD YES FLUTTERBAT
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:52:36 No.15330186 Report
Quoted By: >>15330217
>>15330100
MUCH SCREAMING
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:53:17 No.15330217 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330186
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:53:42 No.15330228 Report
Quoted By: >>15330267 >>15330328
Congrats guys, you're the first weird topic to be turned cannon. Now we wait for the moth ponies.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:55:49 No.15330267 Report
Quoted By: >>15330290
>>15330228
wait, what?
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:56:03 No.15330272 Report
Quoted By: >>15330426 >>15330434
TEARS SO MANY TEARS
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:56:51 No.15330290 Report
Quoted By: >>15330377
>>15330267
FUCK new episode I forgot
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 16:59:46 No.15330328 Report
Quoted By: >>15330418
>>15330228
Bat ponies had been canon since Luna Eclipsed.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:00:46 No.15330374 Report
Quoted By:
That fang
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:00:49 No.15330377 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330290
This is what you get for being a fan of the fandom.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:01:28 No.15330418 Report
Quoted By: >>15330472 >>15330632 >>15330708
>>15330328
Those were just costumes
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:01:35 No.15330426 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330272
GUYS YOU'RE FAGS IF YOU THINK THERE'S GOING TO BE A BAT PONY IN THIS EPISODE
>there's a bat pony in the episode
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:01:40 No.15330430 Report
Quoted By:
>>15264043
>WE CANON NOW (again) EDITION
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:01:45 No.15330434 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330272
D:
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:01:54 No.15330448 Report
Quoted By:
STOP THE BATS
STOP THE BATS
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:02:17 No.15330472 Report
Quoted By: >>15330708
>>15330418
I'm sure Echo, Midnight Blossom, Speck, etcetera etcetera are just wearing costumes too.
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ
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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:02:32 No.15330483 Report
Quoted By: >>15330548 >>15330708
>>15330310
>fluffy ears
>fangs
Top fucking lel, let's celebrate
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:03:58 No.15330548 Report
Quoted By: >>15330591 >>15330677
>>15330483
The only difference here was that Flutterbat couldn't communicate, just hiss.
But if the ending foreshadowing was anything to go by, this means that the only reason she couldn't talk was she was too infused with the bats' desire to eat fruit.
So while blood bats may not be accurate, looks like all your fruit bats are canon possible.
Congrats!
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:04:10 No.15330557 Report
Quoted By:
Flutterbat/10 Episode
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:04:56 No.15330591 Report
Quoted By: >>15330698
>>15330548
She's a mutant.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:05:07 No.15330601 Report
Quoted By: >>15330649 >>15330700
Our head artillery is a canon now. Yay!
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:05:45 No.15330632 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330418
Boo, they're in the comics whenever Luna's around!
And the comics are great.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:05:59 No.15330646 Report
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well i'll just wait for flutterbat r34...
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:06:05 No.15330649 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330601
Hahahaaaaa this fucking episode. I was jsut thinking about you fucks, I hope you enjoyed it :D
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:06:20 No.15330655 Report
Quoted By:
So. Blood bats are out, fruit bats are in.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:06:47 No.15330677 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330548
Her wings were bigger and the ears were a little differently shaped too.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:06:55 No.15330682 Report
Quoted By:
>implying
BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7

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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:07:04 No.15330690 Report
Quoted By:
SO THAT TONGUE
>Bats confirmed for crazy tongues
>BatDesu confirmed for still freaking out
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:07:12 No.15330698 Report
Quoted By: >>15330758
>>15330591
We X-men ponies now?
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:07:13 No.15330700 Report
Quoted By: >>15330757 >>15330789
>>15330601
>Is canon
Wasn't it already canon in S2?
Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s

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Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:07:21 No.15330708 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330483
This. Where the fuck is my vodka?!
>>15330418
>>15330472
This Ep. confirmed otherwise.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:07:37 No.15330717 Report
Quoted By:
Congrats on becoming more cannon, guys!
From the TF thread.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:07:59 No.15330730 Report
Quoted By: >>15330761 >>15330774 >>15330799 >>15330817 >>15330959 >>15330998 >>15331819
I came to this general just to see everyone's reactions to the episode. Post your face when Flutterbat.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:08:27 No.15330750 Report
Quoted By:
Dear Batpony general,
Please don't make excess threads because of today's episode.
Sincerely,
the rest of /mlp/
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:08:38 No.15330757 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330700
the fangs were not, now they are
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:08:40 No.15330758 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330698
More like we Morbius now.
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:08:44 No.15330761 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330730
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:09:01 No.15330774 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330730
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:09:19 No.15330789 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330700
Yes. That's why the first bat pony thread featured a bat pony with the color palette of Luna's guards.
Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s
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Varkgind !ny/Z5fuu0s Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:09:32 No.15330799 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330730
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:09:37 No.15330802 Report
Quoted By: >>15330854
>>15264043
http://strawpoll.me/932171
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:10:09 No.15330817 Report
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>>15330730
BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7
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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:10:39 No.15330834 Report
Quoted By:
Sweet Luna, that episode!
Totally worth staying up till 3am.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:11:28 No.15330854 Report
Quoted By: >>15330893 >>15330911
>>15330802
>http://strawpoll.me/932171
Is that 10 as best, or 1 as best? You have to provide scale for these things.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:12:07 No.15330885 Report
Quoted By:
did anyone screen cap fluttershys Dash face when we first talked to the bats? Pretty sure I'm not imaging things...
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:12:18 No.15330893 Report
Quoted By: >>15330925 >>15330955
>>15330854
1 is best.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:12:35 No.15330905 Report
Quoted By: >>15331032
Does Flutterbat (like all normal bats) love mango?
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:12:52 No.15330911 Report
Quoted By: >>15330955
>>15330854
10 is best ofc
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:13:14 No.15330925 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330893
Anonymous
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:13:25 No.15330934 Report
Quoted By:
S-stop spoiling the episode guys! I haven't seen it yet!
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:13:29 No.15330939 Report
Quoted By: >>15331006 >>15331025
>>15330747
>notable green text writer from another thread seems favorable to bat ponies
should we ask him to write something? maybe?
hell, let's just get some art or anything going. I'm too hype.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:13:49 No.15330955 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330893
>>15330911
I rest my case.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:13:55 No.15330959 Report
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>>15330730
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:15:00 No.15330998 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330730
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:15:25 No.15331006 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330939
>Aspirant's Bat Quest
>Goal is to give batpone enough fruit so she'll be your gf
I'd play.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:15:54 No.15331025 Report
Quoted By: >>15331064
>>15330939
Maybe since she wasn't used to being a bat, that's why she acted like that in the episode. Other bats have gotten used to their natural desire for mangos.
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:16:06 No.15331032 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330905
It was already explained its apples
But lets see if Fluttershy gets fruit cravings in future episodes
Vito !yzfWNt34PQ

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Vito !yzfWNt34PQ Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:17:11 No.15331059 Report
Quoted By:
>>15331012
>>15331012
>>15331012
All of the hype to the new thread, please
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:17:24 No.15331064 Report
Quoted By:
>>15331025
Flutterbat probably isn't representative of general bat ponies, being formed via a spell gone awry (never seen that before)
May be why her ears were more batlike too.
Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:43:05 No.15331750 Report
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fact: fluttershy was not a bat pony in this episode
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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:45:56 No.15331819 Report
Quoted By:
>>15330730
Spim Bolligan

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Spim Bolligan Sat 28 Dec 2013 17:52:37 No.15331942 Report
Quoted By:
So guys we need to make Flutterbats the batpony queen.
Also, if she bit you as a human, would you turn into a vampire, or a vampire pony?
Also you now have a legitimate way to become a pony.

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