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Chapter 1: Office Visit

"Excuse me, ... I..." I stumbled over my words, disconcerted by the woman
sitting in front of me. "I was looking for Dr. Rodiguez."

"You found her," she said with a grin that was almost a smirk. "I'm Dr. Carmen
Rodiguez. Perhaps you were expecting a man, no? But as you can see, I am a
woman."

That I could see. Indeed! A large and very well built woman, 'stacked like a
brick shit house' I would have said in college days. A large expanse of Dr.
Rodiguez's ample brown bosom revealed by a very low-cut smock confirmed it. The
smock that barely extended below her crotch showed a long stretch of smooth dark
skin that offered even more dazzling proof.

"Please make yourself comfortable," Dr. Rodiguez said, startling me. I
realized I had been gaping. The low couch she indicated was comfortable, but I
was not. As I sat down, I found I had an unimpeded view up between Dr.
Rodiguez's legs.

"So, you told my nurse you are suffering from headaches. For how long?" The
first few questions were perfunctory, but I was shocked by what came next.

"Now I am going to ask you some personal questions," she said and gazed deeply
into my eyes. "You can have no secrets from your doctor."

"Well, within reason," I replied stiffly.

Her grin was condescending, not wholly professional. "Oh, Robert, you are going
to answer my questions, whether you want to or not."

"I don't think I like your attitude, doctor. And don't call me Robert."

"Oh, my," she cooed, "I think it's your attitude that is in the way, but I'm
going to change it," she smiled in reply.

"What are you doing?" I asked in horror as Dr. Rodiguez opened yet another
button of her smock and revealed what I had suspected. No bra.

"Showing you my pretty titties, of course. You have been trying to peek at them
all the while we talked. I guess you like girls with big boobs, eh?. Well, go
ahead and take a nice long look. Letting these babies work on you should make
you a lot more cooperative."

I was starting to feel strange before I noticed the small locket that Dr.
Rodiguez was dangling between her large creamy breasts, flashing rhythmically.
I tried to look away, but my eyes were fixed. "You like looking at my titties,
Mr. Black. Just keep looking. They are so soft and warm, just like you feel,
soft and warm inside. Now, you are going to tell me what I want to know."

I didn't want to, but somehow I knew I would.

"How often do you have sexual intercourse?"

"Huh?" I asked dreamily.

"You know what I mean," she grinned, "how often do you get laid?"

"Uh, dunno, almost every weekend," mumbled.

"Almost? Weekend?" she replied incredulously. "Do you mean that most nights
you sleep alone, without a woman in your bed to satisfy you? That must be very
hard. You are a man that needs lots of sex. You are really horny all the time,
aren't you?"

"Yeah, I guess," I heard myself admit. I had never thought of myself that way,
but when Dr. Rodiguez looked deep into my eyes and said I was, I knew it was
true.

"How do you manage?"

"What?" I was distracted.

"How do you satisfy your extraordinary strong sexual cravings?

Did I have extraordinary strong sexual cravings? "Oh, I pick up girls here and
there. There are several I call. It usually works out." It was hard to
remember, to think.

"That's not good enough for a man with your needs," she concluded. "And all the
other nights?" she grinned.

I felt compelled to speak, but embarrassment held my tongue. Carmen looked at
me with amusement. "Oh, you don't have to say it if you don't want to, Robert.
I know what you do. All naughty boys do it if they don't have a regular woman
in their bed, a woman who knows just what turns you on, who screws you even
before you know you need it. You get yourself off with your hand don't you?"

Blushing furiously, I wanted to deny it, but there were Dr. Rodiguez's eyes on
me. "Yes," is whispered.

"Of course you do, Robert. I don't blame you, but it's so unnecessary. You
have a housekeeper don't you?"

"My housekeeper?" I thought foggily. Maria, the woman I had hired a few weeks
ago? "Yes." I said.

"She's very petty, isn't she?"

"Yes," I had to agree.

"So tell me why you allow yourself to suffer those intense cravings for sex.
She should be in you bed every night."

"I can't sleep with my housekeeper!" I replied, the shock jarring me slightly
out of the peaceful fog I was in.

"Impossible! That hot little bitch loves to screw. Don't tell me she is
refusing to fuck you!"

Something was wrong. Dr. Rodriguez seemed to know about Maria. I started to
smell a rat and my head was starting to clear. "On the contrary, Dr.
Rodriguez. There is nothing she wants more. She has done every thing she can
to get me into bed. She wears tantalizing mini-skirts, skin-tight short shorts,
translucent blouses with out bra to show off her titties. She wiggles her ass
and bounces her boobies for me shamelessly. Sometimes it's all I can do to keep
my hands off of her."

"So why do you?"

"I don't believe in mixing business with pleasure. I think she may be after
something more than a good lay."

"Of course she is," Carmen laughed. "Probably wants a promotion from
housekeeper to homemaker, the little vixen. Women seldom want to fuck guys JUST
for the sex, even ones like you." She gave me a hot, appraising look. "Well,
your problem is pretty obvious. You are not getting enough really good sex. A
series of one-night stands can't satisfy your appetites. You need to be in a
woman every night, letting her get you off several times. Did you have a nice
roll in the hay this morning before you came here?"

"Of course not," I replied.

"I thought not. That would explain your reactions now."

"What reaction?"

"You are becoming sexually aroused. Seems looking at my titties has done
something to you. I'd better examine you to confirm my diagnosis." She was
right. My eyes had wandered back to her breasts and I was rock hard.

"You want me to disrobe?" I felt so confused.

"That won't be necessary, Carmen laughed. "Believe me, I know how to get a
horny young man out of his pants." Then she was standing in front of me,
beginning to open my shirt and loosen my belt. I felt helpless to stop her.

"Now, let me unzip you." As she bent down her large succulent breasts were just
inches from my eyes "Oh, you have nice swelling there where a woman likes to see
one. You are really big here, Bobby," she continued, massaging my prick through
my shorts. "This must account for your success with the girls. They see the
size of that bulge and their panties start getting wet. Mine sure are. I'm
going to pull down your shorts to get a better look at you. I think you will be
more comfortable lying down."

I looked around nervously for an examination table.

She must have read my thoughts. "This is a special examination Bobby; come with
me. I want you to be VERY comfortable." She led me to an adjoining room with a
low, hospital like bed and smiled at me. Her eyes seemed to be giving an order.
Meekly, I lay down. "Very good, Bobby. Now, you must not speak again except to
answer my questions," she said and began stroking my prick.

"This is your problem, Bobby, your cock." I didn't understand, but she had
forbidden me to speak. Her hand on my cock felt too good, anyway. I gazed up
at her smiling eyes.

"You have a long thick cock, a cock that would please any woman. When a cock
like yours goes into a woman it must arouse her profoundly. She must start
cumming as soon as this beautiful tool penetrates her. A woman when filled with
a prick like yours, just go off her nut too quickly. You bring her to a series
of orgasms as you pound away at her. When you finally unload your balls into
her, it's 'good night sweetheart.' She passes out in ecstasy. She can't do
anything for you because she's still knocked out. Am I correct?"

"Yes," I replied dreamily.

"You're missing the long slow build up to orgasm with a woman setting the pace,
making you gradually want it more and more until you are crazy to fuck. I'll
bet you have never known how good it feels for a woman to fuck you from on top."
I shook my head in agreement. "You don't know the pleasure of being in the
sexual thrall of a woman."

"No," I agreed. This was totally wrong. I didn't want to be in the sexual
power of a woman. But then why was I enjoying what Carmen was doing to me?

"But you need to know. That explains your headaches."

Headaches! It was Maria who had been pestering me to see a doctor about my
headaches, Maria who had set up this appointment with Dr. Rodriguez. But that
meant... Carmen's breathy voice interrupted my thoughts. "The headaches are a
symptom of your unsatisfied craving for sexual domination. I prescribe therapy
beginning immediately."

"No, no. I don't need ..." I tried to protest, but Dr. Rodiguez put her finger
to her lips to silence me and continued to stroke my prick deliciously.

"Don't argue with your doctor." she ordered, smiling. "I know what's good for
you, poor baby, and I am going to doctor you good. You need sex badly and I'm
going to give you a big dose of medicine that will give you instant relief," she
growled lustfully.

I was so far gone I hardly knew when Dr. Rodiguez finished undressing me and
shucked her own smock, but suddenly the voluptuous woman was in my arms. "Now
you must get me ready to make love to you, Bobby. It is important that your sex
therapist be properly aroused so she can give you the treatment you deserve.
Kiss me," she whispered, offering me her large round breasts. "I want you to
suck my tits good. Take my nipples in your mouth, honey. Umm ... Like that.
... Nice. Yes, I can feel it. ... Sucking my titties is getting me wet,
Bobby. My cunt is going to be nice and juicy so she can slide down over your
prick very easily.... Good.... I'm getting the urge to have your big cock in
me, the urge to fuck you."

I could only grunt.

"And nursing me is getting you so ready, too, isn't is Bobby. My tits make you
happy and relaxed, dreamy and docile." Her voice seemed to come from far away.
"You like sucking my tits, don't you, Bobby? Nursing my big soft titties makes
you weak and sleepy and helpless as a baby, ready to accept sweet domination."
Her words poured over me like warm honey.

"Yes," she said after a few minutes, "I think you've had enough preparation,
sweetie." I opened my eyes. Had nursing her wonderful breasts put me to sleep?
She was smiling at me and began to mount me "You are going to love what I do to
you Bobby. Let me guide your prick up into me. Yes, it's sliding deep into my
cunt, just where I want you." I moaned helplessly as her full weight settled on
my hips. "Close your eyes, Baby. I'm going to take you for a short sleepy
ride. I'll rock back and forth on your prick, making you feel so good, ... so
sleepy. I'm going to rock you to sleep.... Fuck you to sleep...." An orgasm
overcame me and I passed out.

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Chapter 2: Confrontation:

When I awoke I realized I was not in Dr Rodriquez's office. The room looked
like an ordinary bedroom of a residence. I thought I could hear voices from
somewhere, perhaps a downstairs. One voice was that of Carmen Rodriquez. The
other one was familiar, but...

"Is he still out?" the unidentified voice asked.

"I'm afraid so, honey. I gave him quite a workout. You're going to love him.
He's as big as you guessed and he has the stamina of a horse. After putting him
under with a fuck in the office I gave him something to keep him happy and
dreamy to bring him back here. I fed him a big plate of pasta to keep up his
strength, had plenty of Gatorade by the bed, and went to work on him. I got him
to fuck me three times last night and once early this morning." Carmen was
gloating.

"Four times? Was that necessary?" The other woman sounded jealous.

"Maybe not, honey, although each time he went under a little deeper, but
remember I'm doing this for you "pro bono," well "pro boner" in this case," the
doctor giggled. "I charge most women thousands of dollars to give them the
docile, horny man they've dreamed about."

"I know and I am truly grateful. I've wanted him so bad ever since I started
work for him, but I couldn't get him into bed no matter what I did."

"I understand you perfectly. I thought you were exaggerating, just infatuated,
but he really is a hunk. I've never enjoyed a 'patient' more. And I did a
sperm count. He's loaded. You'll be knocked up in no time, honey."

The other woman giggled nervously. "But you're sure it will keep working?"

"Always, honey. As soon as a man realizes that he can get all the sex he wants
by being a woman's little fuck toy and that's the ONLY way he can get it, he's
hooked."

"DOES he realize it?"

"Well, his male ego has just received a pretty hard blow. He was seduced and
totally dominated by a woman for the first time in his life yesterday and,
although he wouldn't admit it, he loved it. That should have him off balance.
You have to make sure he stays that way by keeping him so well fucked his normal
male-dominant reactions don't have a chance to surface. That's where those
other things I told you come in."

"You mean the drops for his super-pure spring water?"

"Yes. They had him in a nice receptive for me yesterday. His libido was
cranked up and he was perfectly vulnerable to suggestion. I hardly needed the
locket. Make sure you don't give them to him when he's about to go off to work,
though, or some other woman may scarf him up."

"My man? Not on your life," she replied fiercely.

I could tell they were talking about me as if I were the second woman's chattel.
She even intended to use me to make her pregnant! It was outrageous - and
frightening, especially that I found myself aroused by the thought. Still, this
was too much. I looked around for my clothes but could only find one of those
hospital-type smocks. Putting it on, I went to confront them.

As I descended the stairs trying to make as little noise as possible the
livingroom came into view. Nearer the stairs was the unknown woman with her
back to me. Carmen was seated farther away facing the stairs obliquely. The
hem of her frilly yellow sundress stopped well above the knee and the 4' pumps
she wore matched the dress. The neckline was low and displayed plenty of her
large brown boobs. Her leg was crossed revealing acres of the soft skin of her
thigh. I stopped in my tracks to take in how sexy she was. As I gaped Carmen
spotted me.

"Good afternoon, Bobby. 'Hablar del Rey de Roma y el se asoma,'" ** she smiled.
"Sleep well?"

At her voice the other woman turned. I was Maria! Suddenly everything became
clear. Carmen had probably been putting something in my food to cause the
headaches in the first place. The visit to Dr. Rodriguez was just a set up for
her to seduce and do who knows what else to me. Now I was to be turned over to
my twenty-year old housekeeper to be her plaything.

"I heard you talking, Dr. Rodriguez. I know what you and Maria have planned
and I'm not going to let you get away with it!"

"Oh?" she turned to Maria with an amused look before returning her gaze to me.
Maria looked more uncertain. "An just what part of having Maria in your bed
every night, giving you all the sex you want do you not like?" Maria giggled.

"The, er, domination. Being her ..." I stumbled in embarrassment, 'sex toy.'"

"You mean that you would not like being unable to turn down her offer of sex?" I
think there was some silent signal between them. "Not being able to take your
eyes off of Maria's pretty titties when she opens her frilly white blouse."
Maria was slowly unbuttoning her blouse. My god! She wasn't wearing a bra.
"And let you have a good look long look?"

Carmen had come to my side now as my eyes were fastened on Maria's pert breasts
with large erect nipples. Was she aroused? I blinked several times trying to
recover my thoughts, my indignation.

"I'm not sure I believe you, Bobby. I think having a curvy, hot little number
like Maria running your sex life, making you fuck her as often as she likes,
arouses you profoundly."

"No, I don't want that, I..." Carmen's hand had found my cock through the flimsy
garment and begun to fondle me. I was still staring at Maria who had continued
to strip. She was stepping out her skirt, puddled on the floor, and was hooking
her thumbs into the waistband of her panties.

"If you don't like to have Maria seduce you, why are you so hard, Bobby? Why
don't you make her stop? Is it because you can't? Your prick is telling me you
need sex. Are you really sure you would not like Maria to take you to bed and
give you a long leisurely fuck?" Maria was totally naked now except for her
stockings and heels standing directly before me?

"NO," I said, summoning all my will power.

"Prove it," Carmen challenged.

"Huh?"

"Prove that you don't want Maria to fuck you by giving her a kiss." Carmen
reached forward and ran her fingers into Maria's abundant bush. "There."

I shook my head at the implications.

Grinning Carmen withdrew her fingers and rubbed them on my lips. The rank, wet
smell was overpowering. "Do it, Bobby. Taste Maria's juicy pussy and tell me
your don't want her." Her hand was on my shoulder pressing down. Slowly I
dropped to my knees and looked up at Maria. She was smiling broadly now as she
guided my head to Maria's sex. I hesitated only a moment before I plunged in.

I knew then I was lost. I had entered a new world, a world of salty taste and
powerful aroma. I clung to Maria's perfect little bottom and kissed and licked
her pussy enthusiastically, drinking of her flowing, intoxicating juices. Time
had no meaning in that world. I could hear Carmen's voice. "Yes Bobby, this is
where you belong - on your knees, worshiping at your Mistress's temple. You are
hers, now. Let her drug you with her essence. You are addicted to her sweet
self; you can never get enough. Soon she will teach you her pleasure, but for
now to yield is enough."

"Yield" is too active a verb to describe what I felt. It was like the slow
deflation of a balloon; my resistance seeped out of me. I could not give her
what I no longer owned. My consciousness floated away on a pink cloud of
pleasure. When next I was aware, I was in bed again. Maria was aboard my cock
looking down at me, her eyes shining. I sensed that Carmen had left us alone.
"Thank you, Roberto. Thank you for giving yourself to me this far. I'll not
let you regret it." I certainly was not regretting it at that moment, her warm,
pussy holding me in its tight wet grip as she moved up and down on me. "I'll
always be a loving mistress, mi amor, demanding nothing but your love and trust
in return. You will learn to please me and I will learn to please you. Will
you submit to me as your Mistress?" I could d nothing but nod.

"Yes? Oh, I'm so happy darling." In her excitement she began fucking me faster
bringing me nearer and nearer to orgasm. "Then seal it, my love. Give yourself
to me completely, mind and body. Give my your come, love. Come for me! Come!"

My body reacted to her command with an incredibly powerful orgasm and. It began
in my groin and traveled outward. I began to spasm into her, yielding up my
jism to her pussy's demands as I sobbed, "Maria, Maria." I felt her shudder as
well. For an eternity we grasped each other as our bodies fused. When my
orgasm was spent I opened my eyes to see her smiling down at me. Then she
leaned down and kissed me and I was instantly asleep.

** "Speak of the devil and he will appear." Literally, "Speak of the King of
Rome, and he will draw near."

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Chapter 3: Happily Ever After

Well it has been some years since I woke up in Maria's arms that first time and
things have worked out beautifully. As planned, she was successful in getting
me to make her pregnant within a few weeks of my taking her home (her taking me
home?). How could it have been otherwise? She had stopped taking her pills as
soon as she started working for me, intending form the beginning to share me
bed. And as Dr. Rodriguez had said, she was hot, having me fuck her at least
three times a day. She almost died of happiness when the paper turned pink.
With dozens of relatives having to come from South America, we didn't succeed in
organizing the wedding in time to prevent a few titers at the very suspicious
little bulge in her virginal white wedding dress.

Of course Maria was surprised, although not as much as Carmen herself was, when
she found out that the older woman was pregnant, too and several weeks a head of
her. "I guess I was so excited about seducing him for you, honey, that I forgot
to put a condom on him one time that night. Or maybe it was just a tic of my
biological clock," Carmen grinned. Anyway, I was the happiest guy around,
knowing that two beautiful women's pants were starting to get tight with my
babies.

After Carmen's Antonio and Maria's little Jennifer (for Lopez, not Anniston)
were born, the women went into a huddle and decided that rearing their children
together would make it easier to ensure both grew up bilingual. Maria and I
pooled our money with Carmen's (mainly hers) to buy a big house on the outskirts
of town with a downstairs from which Carmen could continue to practice. When I
asked why it was so large, the women just smiled.

One night soon after we moved to the house I was lovingly eating my Maria's
still tender pussy. Jennifer had nursed and was asleep in her crib (an absolute
angel, only cried at night if she was sick). It was a perfect moment. I was
bringing Maria down gently from her third orgasm, looking forward to her falling
asleep in my arms with her head on my chest, when I heard a noise. Looking up I
saw Carmen there smiling at us. I was shocked, but Maria seemed not to be
surprised at all. "Mind if I borrow Robert for the rest of the night; it sounds
like you've already got pretty good mileage out of him," she grinned.

I was about to tell her to get the hell out when Maria said, "Por supuesto! Are
you sure it's the right time?"

"Pretty sure, but maybe I should take him for the rest of the week to make
certain." Both women laughed.

Whatever they were talking about I didn't like it and I was going to say so, but
Carmen just gave me a really intense smile. Suddenly I realized she was naked
except for her trademark high heels. Beckoning with her finger she turned and
headed for her room, leaving me to recall for the first time in a long while
that both these women had some sort of power over me.

When I walked into her room she was standing by the crib looking down at her, at
our son. "He's so beautiful, Robert," she said to me without taking her eyes
off him. "Thank you."

"Well, I really didn't ..." my words were interrupted by her soft kiss. Without
intending it, I was holding her close, her nakedness against my own unclothed
body. Of course I was already horny from spending an hour between the sexy legs
of my wife and Carmen had little trouble guiding my hardon to her pussy as we
stood and kissed. But not for long. "Ummm, nice, but let's get in bed. I like
to be comfortable when I'm getting fucked."

"But ... Maria ..." I protested.

"For the moment your wife can't enjoy this," Carmen smiled, pushing me back onto
the bed and positioning my cock at the moist entrance to her pussy, "but I can."
Her pussy enveloped me. "Oh, yes, baby," she moaned as she slid her pussy all
the way down onto my raging cock. "It'll be several weeks before Maria can make
you another baby. I'm ready now, stud."

"A ... b-b-baby" I looked up in horror at her determined smile.

"Of course, a baby," she grinned. "What else happens to a woman who plans
carefully the best day to fuck a guy proven not to shoot blanks?" She grinned as
she rode me slowly, taunting me. "Did you think after seeing little Antonio I
would want to stop at one, baby?" The exquisite friction of her warm wet sex on
my cock and her obscene plans for me were getting me close to climax.

"Oh, Oh! What do I feel? Is that naughty prick of yours getting even harder
Robert? Does thinking about knocking up your wife's best friend make you want to
shoot?" she giggled. "Imagine her being around me everyday, knowing that I got
my big pregnant belly from her very own husband who just couldn't hold back his
orgasm. Is that what you want, seeing me waddle around the house with my tummy
full of another one of your babies?"

The knot in my throat made speech impossible. She was really enjoying teasing
me, knowing I couldn't hold out much longer. "Better be careful, honey! Even a
little leak from that big baby-maker of yours and my little pussy would be done
for. Just imagine what would happen if my fertile womb were to be flooded with
a load of your hot cum. Why my pants would start getting tight and all the
girls at the office would figure it out. 'Did you let your girlfriend's husband
make you pregnant AGAIN. What's wrong with you girl?" they'll ask. 'Maybe that
first time wasn't an accident after all. Maybe you just found a stud who gets
you so horny, you WANT his baby.'"

I was groaning; Carmen was getting pretty carried away herself by now and
started chanting as her orgasm approached, "A baby ... a baby," she panted, "a
babeeeeeeeeey! She threw herself down hard on my prick, ground her pussy against
my pubic bone, and shuddered. Her cunt clinched down on my prick and I came as
hard as I ever have. I could feel jet after jet of cum blast into her recesses
and she twitched in post-orgasmic shock with each blast. Then she just
collapsed onto me. I rolled us to our sides and gathered her into my arms. She
was breathing hard and - sobbing.

"I want this baby so much, Robert. Give me this baby. Give me your baby ...
please."

I just held her and nuzzled her neck. As much as I adored Maria, at this
moment, I could not love Carmen less. She had given me the most wonderful
present a woman can give a man, the desire for his child. I stroked her hair
and kissed her, calming her after the cataclysmic climax that had drained her.
Although she was almost as tall as I am, I cuddled her like a child and
reassured her with sincere, meaningless words. "Yes, Carmen, I'll give you a
baby. You can have my babies -- always." Her eyes were closed and she looked
sleep, but she schoonched a little closer and sighed.

We made love the next morning and almost daily from them on. Soon enough Maria
joined in, wanting more than just my daily worship of her with my mouth.
Nevertheless Carmen was convinced that Consuelo was conceived that first
marvelous night. Again, Carmen was more than a month along before Maria got
pregnant with Robertito.

Now maybe you think I'm going to tell you that both these intelligent,
beautiful, and sexy women continued to give me babies every year, but that's not
exactly what happened. After Robertito was born, Carmen decided that Maria
should go to university. She eventually got a law degree and today she is a
top-notch attorney. During this time Maria only had three more babies, all
"accidents," she claims. The twins were the result of celebrating her
graduation Magna Cum Laude so we named them Magdalena and Laura. Barbara was
conceived the night she passed the bar.

Carmen, on the other hand, continued to give me a new little one each year,
Alejandro, Amparo, Benjamin, Rebeca, Susana, Estevan. Being pregnant was no
impediment to her practice; indeed it was a kind of testimony to the efficacy of
her "treatments. I was proof that she had a man several years her junior so
totally in lust with her, he made her pregnant again and again.

Fortunately I love kids and I am quite good at taking care of them, whether it's
changing diapers (I've never go out of practice <g>), kissing boo boos,
shuttling toddlers, pre- and elementary-school kids around in the SUV, or
teaching Jennifer the fine points of fielding a pop-up fly. I quit my job years
ago; Carmen and now Maria make more than enough money to support our brood.

Carmen is pregnant again, but she's told me she's afraid this may her last baby
as she's nearing fifty. I could see the nostalgia and sad question in her eyes
-- would I still find her attractive when ... She needn't worry. I intend to
make love to Carmen when she's a great grandmother. Her beauty and my love for
her can only grow.

Now that Maria is settled into a lucrative practice -- a small firm specializing
in cases of discrimination against women -- she intends to play catch-up with
Carmen. Carmen agrees that I should spend most nights with Maria until her next
pregnancy is confirmed. Then they go back to sharing me equally. Having
started younger than her friend, and already having four, there is no doubt
Maria will eventually surpass Carmen's eight (maybe nine if she's wrong about
the "change of life"); Maria's mother had twelve.

I couldn't be happier married to one and living in loving sin with another of
the two most wonderful women I could dream of. And just as they planned, all
our children speak both English and Spanish, perfecto.