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 [Note: Mother Debbie, the famous 
        advisor of cuckold husbands, is the creation ofCDE. He has generously let me borrow her in order to help a young woman 
        in
 need. Thanks CDE!]
 Hello, out there in Internet Land. 
        This is Mother Debbie, again. In my littlecorner of the World Wide Web, I'm your sounding board, advisor and provider 
        of
 motherly advice to those mothers' sons who are in the less endowed crowd. 
        You
 know who you are. You're not jocks. You only have a weenie. You are not 
        very
 sexually experienced. You have a mild mannered, unassuming personality. 
        You
 are trusting, altruistic, optimistic and always looking for the good, 
        rather
 than the worse in people, especially in the women in your life. You may 
        have
 been labeled as a "wimp," "sissy," or "mama's 
        boy" by your family, friends or
 others. You may be the one who's been taken advantage of, even if it was 
        done
 with love, by your girlfriends, fiancée, wife, or mother-in-law 
        and sometimes by
 your own mother, sister, aunt, or other relatives. You may have been lovingly
 coerced into accepting a very subordinate or cuckold role in a relationship 
        with
 the woman you love. If this is your situation, write and tell me all about 
        it.
 Maybe my advice can help you make a decision, or offer you solace for 
        a decision
 you've already made, or one that was made for you.
 Well, let's turn to today's case. 
        It's a little out of the ordinary. I callit:
 "A Woman Who Loves Men" Dear Mother Debbie, I know you usually do not answer 
        letters from women, but I just don't know whereelse to turn. I have thought and thought about this and I am really confused.
 Charles and I married three years ago now and I really love him. People 
        would
 say we are perfect for each other. Although it looks like Charles will 
        never
 make partner at the law firm where he works, we certainly don't lack for 
        money
 thanks to a very large trust fund left by Charles's grandfather.
 Some women call me Charles's "trophy 
        wife" behind my back and titter about thedifference in our ages, but I know they are just jealous of me. Charles 
        bought
 us a very nice house in Potomac and he loves buying me jewelry and pretty
 clothes. I love the way I look in short skirts, high heels and slinky 
        blouses.
 I'm a petite blonde and some my gossipy neighbors say I'm quite a "handful."
 I'm not sure exactly what that means; certainly they aren't talking about 
        my D
 cup titties, which are much more than a handful.
 I love to dance and with the hot 
        clothes Charles buys me, you'd think we wouldbe out partying all the time. Well, we do go out frequently, but there's 
        the
 first problem. Charles is short and a little heavy and isn't a very good
 dancer. Moreover when we go out, he usually falls asleep by about 9:00 
        PM or
 after one beer, whichever comes first. When we get to a club, I usually 
        find a
 nice quiet corner for Charles, give him a beer, and wait a few minutes 
        until he
 starts to nod. If it looks like he is having trouble getting off to sleep, 
        I
 help him get off by playing with his precious little weenie until he makes 
        a
 mess in his pants. That always does the trick. Thereafter, I spend the 
        night
 in the arms of a series of young men who can whirl me and twirl me and 
        make my
 little skirts fly up to show off my pretty panties, when I wear them, 
        or my
 prettier pussy when I don't.
 And that brings me to the first 
        dilemma: Antonio. I love to dance with Antonio. I met him in a downtown Latin club a month or so ago and I can't get enough 
        of
 him. He is so tall, and trim. His curly raven locks glisten in the reflected
 strobe lights of our favorite boits. When I know I'm going to meet Antonio, 
        and
 that's just about every time I have Charles take me dancing nowadays, 
        I
 definitely leave the panties at home. Antonio also likes me to wear the 
        highest
 heel, thinnest strap, open-toe sandals possible, which Charles gladly 
        buys for
 me. At Antonio's suggestion I've started shaving my pussy. He says people 
        like
 to see how wet I get whenever I'm around him. He loves showing me off 
        and I
 love being shown off by such a hunk. He excites me so much when we Salsa 
        or
 Merenge that when her folds me into his arms during a slow dance, I come 
        all
 over the bulge in his tight pants pressed against my cunny. Finally around 
        3:00
 or 4:00 AM before I reluctantly awaken Charles to take me home, Antonio 
        sits me
 in a dark corner and I let him finger me to orgasm after orgasm. I think 
        I'm in
 love with Antonio.
 But I love Charles, too, and there 
        is a lot more to life than dancing andpartying. Charles's firm is an important contributor to local cultural
 institutions: museums, universities and the like. Naturally we get invited 
        to
 lots of lectures, private readings, author receptions, and that kind of 
        thing.
 I really enjoy these events because I kept up my reading after high school 
        and
 can hold my on talking books, or drama, or public affairs. Poor Charles 
        has
 trouble following this kind of conversation and soon gets bored and sleepy.
 Generally a glass of white wine is just as good as beer for getting him 
        drowsy,
 so that and a little wank will have him snoozing peacefully in some
 out-of-the-way place while I titter and repartee.
 And that brings me to my second 
        dilemma: Rutherford. As you might guess, he'sEnglish. He's the book reviewer for the "Post" and teaches modern 
        history at
 Georgetown, so he gets invited to all these literary soirees. He is tall 
        with
 salt and pepper hair, a thin mustache, and a bow tie, his trademark. Even 
        if I
 didn't understand what he was talking about, I could listen to that rich
 Oxbridgian accent for hours. He is so witty and charming that women flock
 around him, but their husbands don't allow too much of that. I'm luckier, 
        so
 more often than not, at the end of an evening I'm left with Rutherford,
 listening to him hold forth on something terribly intellectual. His brilliance
 excites me and he knows it. When we are alone and he sees how wound up 
        I am,
 the dear will interrupt himself and fish out his lovely thick cock. He 
        lets me
 suck it while he continues to expound some pet idea, but usually not for 
        very
 long. I can have him filling my mouth with his delicious cream in minutes. 
        And
 then -- I love his English sense of fair play -- Rutherford will throw 
        up my
 skirt, bury his face in my puss, and lick and eat me to a series of explosive
 orgasms. It's the mustache rubbing against my clit that does it! I think 
        I'm
 in love with Rutherford.
 But I love Charles, too, and there 
        is more to life than dancing and talkiecultural events. We love going to concerts at the Kennedy Center. Music
 thrills me. It doesn't matter whether it's Bhrams or Mahler. I respond 
        very
 physically to the power of a full concert orchestra especially when Andre 
        is
 conducting. He's my third dilemma.
 Andre is Thai and when I see him 
        on the podium in his adorable little penguinsuit, his lithe body moving with the music, I get so wet. When Andre is 
        leading
 the orchestra, I definitely DO wear panties, having learned the hard way,
 ruining several gowns and the upholstery of more than one seat in the 
        Concert
 Hall.
 As you can probably guess by now, 
        Charles, wank or no wank, is snoring beforeAndre has turned the first page of the score. Fortunately, they turn the 
        lights
 down quite low and the music of the orchestra covers up my squeals as 
        I finger
 myself while watching my divine Andre. By the end of the concert I have 
        usually
 soaked a maxi-pad.
 Then I have to rush backstage 
        to show Andre how much I enjoyed his music. We'vebecome quite good friends and he always invites me back to his dressing 
        room. I
 know it's a cliche, with Andre being a musician and all, but he really 
        is the
 most sensitive and caring man. I can snuggle up against him and he will 
        listen
 to me for hours telling him things, little problems, girl talk, you know. 
        When
 I leave, I feel so much better for having talked to Andre. Of course in 
        part
 that's because he IS a maestro with the thick end of that baton which 
        he uses in
 my eager little box to make me climax again and again. I think I'm in 
        love with
 Andre.
 But I love Charles, too, and there 
        is more to life than social events. Charleshas to earn a living or at least go through the motions, and I have a 
        life, too.
 I make sure the household help are on their toes, shop, and keep myself 
        looking
 good for Charles -- and Antonio, and Rutherford and Andre. I go to the 
        gym
 three times a week, but what has helped me most is Leroy: another dilemma.
 Leroy has to be one of the biggest, 
        most virile men I've ever seen: MichaelJordan, but blacker. He's into bodybuilding and is his ever built! His 
        abs,
 pects, and delts are adamantine. He has become my personal trainer and 
        does he
 know how to give me a workout! He warms me up with the hardest, longest, 
        most
 talented tongue I've ever had in my snatch. (Sorry, Rutherford!). When 
        I am
 thoroughly incoherent, he pins me on my back and has me point my heels 
        (six inch
 spikes) at the ceiling while he drills me for twenty minutes or more. 
        He says
 it's good for my gluteals. Then we work on my abdominals by him laying 
        me face
 down with my butt in the air and Leroy pounding my grateful pussy from 
        behind.
 Finally he lets me relax on a table with my knees bent wide apart while 
        he
 finishes me off, filling the extra large condom I make him wear while 
        I exercise
 my vocal cords. I think I'm in love with Leroy.
 But I love Charles, too and that's 
        why I'm taking so long, Mother Debbie. Iwanted you to understand the problem I face. You see, I'm almost nineteen 
        now
 and I am really getting anxious to start having babies. Mom is on my back, 
        too;
 she thinks there is something wrong with me. My little sister Shannon 
        already
 has three babies now (Daddy, her algebra teacher, and the twelve year 
        old she
 baby-sits). Several of Mom friends thought she looked so sexy fattening 
        up with
 her son's baby, they let that scamp Josh put them back in maternity dresses,
 too. Even little Sherry persuaded the same nice black boy who had knocked 
        up
 their sixth grade teacher, to make her pregnant, too.
 I went to for an examination with 
        a sample of Charles sperm (painstakinglycollected by three hand jobs over six days!) to find out if we could have
 children. "If I were as fertile as you are," she laughed, "I'd 
        be careful not
 sit too close to anyone on the Metro or you'll be having triplets." 
        She noticed
 me looking at her own prominent belly "A little accident with well-hung
 orderly," she explained. "On the other hand, if Charles's baby 
        juice is all you
 have to work with, you could take a job as poster girl for Planned Parenthood."
 Now I really love Charles and 
        I think he will be a wonderful daddy for mybabies, able to help me take good care of a clutch of little ones, but 
        it looks
 like I will have to get one of the other men I love to be their father. 
        But
 which one should I choose to give me the big belly I crave? I love the 
        grace
 and stunning good looks of Antonio; he would make me such a beautiful 
        baby. But
 I love the brilliance of Rutherford's mind; our child would be a genius. 
        And
 with the sweetness of Andre, we would have the most adorable, loving little 
        boy
 or girl. Yet I love the way Leroy fucks me stupid; he would have me in 
        the
 maternity ward WEEKS before any of the others, probably with twins! You 
        see my
 problem, Mother Debbie. How do I go about choosing?
 (Signed) Perplexed ************** Dear Perplexed, First let me say how nice it is 
        to correspond with such a sensible young woman. You have discovered what some women never do; never try to change a man 
        into
 what he is not. With a wisdom beyond your years, you have already realized 
        that
 women require many different men to serve our many different needs. It 
        is
 otiose to try to get just one of them to cover all the bases. In this, 
        women
 are just the opposite of men, who have only ONE need, and any woman with 
        a hole
 in the right place can satisfy it.
 You are particularly smart to 
        understand that only by accident would the man whowould be a good daddy for a woman's baby, also be the man she would want 
        to
 choose as its father. I see, however that you have not taken your insights 
        to
 their logical conclusion. You are still thinking of CHOOSING a father, 
        and of A
 father.
 Taking up the second point first, 
        there is no reason that all your childrenshould have the same father. Aside from the fun of letting lots of different
 men make you pregnant, circumstances change. You seem to have some excellent
 candidates lined up for putting a baby in your cute little belly right 
        now, but
 ten or eleven months from now when you are ready to become a mother again, 
        you
 may have even better ones. On the other hand, you'd better hold onto that
 Charles; you're not likely to find another man as well endowed financially 
        and
 as poorly endowed physically as he. And his docility, his lack of libido, 
        what
 a perfect husband! Keep that little treasure happy by wanking him till 
        his eyes
 cross!
 Now, as for choosing the father, 
        that is quite unnecessary and evenevolutionarily counterproductive. A clever woman, and I can tell you are 
        clever
 my dear, sets up a sperm war. You should be able to arrange a friendly 
        orgy
 during your fertile period at which you allow ALL off the lucky men to 
        pump you
 so full of jism it runs out your eyeballs. Get that twat awash with sperm; 
        and
 may the best wiggler win!
 Now some women are concerned about 
        managing a pack of potential fathers, fearingthat they will be jealous of each other. Sometimes women even take the 
        cowardly
 way out and cheat. Never do that, honey! It is perfectly alright to cheat 
        on
 your husband, but you must be totally honest with your lovers. They should 
        know
 all about each other. Once they see what you are up to, why should there 
        be any
 jealousy? Would Rutherford want take you dancing? Is Leroy interested 
        in
 discussing Sartre or listening to Telemann? Of course not! So long as 
        you keep
 their balls drained, something a little minx like you should have no trouble
 doing with just four men, you can keep them all happy.
 And here you see another advantage 
        of getting yourself knocked up at anintramural gang-bang. None of your lovers can be sure until you deliver 
        whether
 you are carrying his baby or not. So all are likely to be extra solicitous 
        of
 your pleasure as your tummy and tits explode. Of course there are going 
        to be
 three disappointed erstwhile fathers (four if you count Charles) when 
        you
 finally pop the little bugger out, but by then everyone should be looking
 forward to the next event.
 I hope this advice helps you, 
        dear. Please write in nine months to tell mewhose it is. I'm rooting for kinky hair.
 Love,  Mother Debbie 
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