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   This 
          is a fond memory I must share. I was 18 and dying for a hot piece of 
          ass but at that time in my life I had never actually got lucky without 
          having to use a rubber. Like any guy I wanted to know what a girl really 
          felt like inside without the use of a condom. I did have a girlfriend 
          at the time but I wanted to go out with someone who was on the pill 
          so I could cum in her. I figured every girl but my girlfriend was on 
          the pill and that a lucky encounter would be so good that I would never 
          want to use a rubber again. I was right about never wanting to use a 
          rubber again but I never grasped the fact that not every girl takes 
          the pill.  I can still remember that night to this day and how it all got started. 
          We were just kids hanging out in a parking lot when I decided to reach 
          over and squeezed this girl’s big titty. I knew her a little but 
          her boy friend was close by so she pushed her friend over towards me. 
          I guess she thought I was going to reach over and squeeze her friend’s 
          titty next but instead I reached down between her friend’s legs 
          and rubber her pussy through her jeans. Her friend liked it!
 Her friend and I then decided to go for a ride and discuss why I couldn’t 
          keep my hands to myself. We talked as I drove and through our discussion 
          we decided we should just park and do something besides talk. I was 
          happy and hoping for the best but fearing she was just a tease. When 
          I saw her tits pop out though I felt a little better and then when she 
          rolled around on the truck seat and showed me her sopping wet pussy 
          I felt much much better!
 My dick felt like a throbbing jack handle from the sight of her and 
          with little effort I was on top about to give her a good hard fucking! 
          She said aren’t you forgetting something? I didn’t know 
          what she was talking about but I could feel the heat from her pussy 
          and then I rammed my dick in. She screamed out in surprise oh God! I 
          held it in deep for a second and then gave her two good little bumps 
          and she said Ohhh, Oh… GODD!!
 All I knew at that point was that it was way better than I had ever 
          imagined any bareback sex could be. It was fucking good with a capitol 
          F and I mean it was Fucking Dam Good!
 She screamed good and loud for me the way every guy always dreams a 
          girl will when he sticks it to her. She screamed and gasped and then 
          said oh God you’ve got to put on a rubber. I said what! Oh she 
          shuttered you’re going to get me pregnant! I paused and felt my 
          nuts tighten from the thought. I said you’re not on the pill? 
          No she gasped and I nearly exploded right there but then my heart sank 
          with the disbelief that I couldn’t cum in her.
 All I wanted was to find out was how it felt to just cum in a girl’s 
          pussy. I couldn’t believe my luck was so bad. What was I going 
          to do I thought? Did she really say put on a rubber can this be happening 
          I thought? I could feel my dick throbbing in her hot vat and my nuts 
          continued to tighten but I didn’t have even one single rubber 
          to put on. I said as I strained to hold my cum back I’ll be careful.
 I then gave her a few more strokes for good measure but I had to stop 
          rather quickly because I just simply couldn’t hold it back. Her 
          cunt could feel the uncontrollable pressure building in my dick and 
          to my surprise she seemed to want it. I could feel her insides sucking 
          for me as she whimpered about me going to get her pregnant. Just the 
          thought of blowing her up was more than I could handle. I couldn’t 
          believe how much it turned me on. I also couldn’t believe what 
          was happening as she beckoned in response to the sensation of my load 
          that was about to blow. She knew she was about to get it big time and 
          in return she pulled her legs back even wider. She opened them all the 
          way and got ready for me to shoot it to her.
 I don’t know how but despite the fact that her hungry pussy sucked 
          down on me for all she was worth and the fact that she keep her legs 
          spread to the max I somehow stopped my load a half a second before detonation. 
          I held still and prayed she wouldn’t move and then I pulled out 
          to show her that I was still in control. It only took a second for her 
          sanity to return and she said okay we better stop. I thought silently 
          to myself wow you just came like ten times you’re provably getting 
          tired. Oh I thought to myself don’t forget I would like to cum 
          at lest one time!
 I tried to regain as much control as I could while keeping my thoughts 
          to myself but the longer I waited the more convinced she became that 
          we shouldn’t be doing it. Don’t worry I said. Then I pulled 
          back and rammed it back in. Instantly I felt that uncontrollable sensations 
          return. I just hammered down hard on her and held back for all I was 
          worth. Ohhhh she screamed. Ohhh Godd! It was working but God did I want 
          to cum.
 I pushed it in deep and held my position. I was going to blow like hell. 
          I new I would half to jerk it out and pour it all her tummy but I also 
          knew it was going to feel really good. Just the thought of knowing my 
          dick was buried in a hot unprotected pussy set my cream in motion. She 
          somehow felt this and let out a hellacious scream. Oh God she squealed 
          you’re going to get me pregnant! You’re going to Get Me 
          PREGNANT She SCREAMED!!! In fact her scream was so intense and so unexpected 
          that my dick instantly went limp and my nuts curled up into what felt 
          like a giant throbbing knot numb with frustration.
 I didn’t cum in her and I knew that it was going to be even harder 
          to control my eruption the next time I tried to get off simply because 
          this unexpected delay had put even more tension on my swollen balls. 
          My biggest fear was that I would just explode without warning. I told 
          her not to worry that I had no intentions of cumming in her. Just don’t 
          scream like that anymore was all I asked.
 She agreed and away I went. I pumped in and out of her and prayed for 
          the feelings to come back to num balls. I wanted it to feel so good 
          that when I finally came it would be worth the risk. I truly did hope 
          I wouldn’t just suddenly feel an unexpected gush that would only 
          cum if I had exploded with out warning. I couldn’t say that wouldn’t 
          happen and I did continue to pump that pussy for all I was worth. I 
          took the risk so I could have an orgasm but the next three or four times 
          I got ready to cum she screamed like a raving lunatic. She screamed 
          that I was going to get her pregnant. She did this every time to point 
          that I couldn’t cum even if I had to.
 I finally pulled out and let my cock rest on her belly. She screamed 
          oh God did you cum in me. No I told her I can’t cum because you 
          won’t stop screaming. We laid there for a few minutes while our 
          roasting bodies cooled. I thought to my self that I’d provably 
          already gotten some in her and the thought of her getting knocked-up 
          from something like that pissed me off. My thought was the next time 
          I’ll give her a few drops for good measure and then I’ll 
          pull out and enjoy a numb nut organism.
 She sighed like she was ready for a nap and I figured it was time to 
          get back to work. The brief break had been wonderful for my balls even 
          though they felt like they were starting to turn blue. I told her that 
          if she screamed again I was going to cum like hell in her until I didn’t 
          have a drop left. She opened her mouth like she couldn’t believe 
          what I had just said and then I plunged back in.
 I pumped her hard and then looked her straight in the eye daring her 
          to utter one word. I could feel my nut cumming unexpectedly fast and 
          she could too. To my surprise she opened her mouth like it was feeling 
          incredibly good and started to spread her legs like she was hoping I 
          would blow it straight into that hot pussy of hers. I felt her begin 
          to tremble and her pelvic rocked to me as her insides suddenly sucked 
          down on me. At that point it was only one thing left to do and that 
          was to cum like hell!
 I slammed up into her deep as she threw her legs all the way back. A 
          couple drops I said to myself and no one will ever know. I could feel 
          the tip of my dick taping her most fertile confines as my cream began 
          to exit my swollen balls. That’s the spot I thought that’s 
          where she needs it.
 I pulled back and punched back in with all I had. In fact I punched 
          it in so hard that I gave her a multiple orgasm. She wasn’t screaming 
          because she couldn’t. She just lay there with her mouth gaped 
          open and thrashed as she tried to catch her breath. She was cumming 
          like hell and I was about to make her cum even harder.
 I felt the tip of my dick suddenly began to swell with sperm and without 
          warning she threw her arms and legs around me squeezing for all she 
          was worth. She griped my body tight as her baby maker lapped the cream 
          off the tip of my dick before it could even come out. I punched in even 
          deeper struggling to give her maximum penetration when I felt something 
          hot and sticky in there. I punched forward again and again struggling 
          to tap her core and each time I felt a little more of that stickiness. 
          I didn’t think I was actually getting my cum in her yet but it 
          sure felt like it. Then I decided it was time to pull out and as I did 
          so I suddenly felt a distinct whoosh like sensation. With the head of 
          my dick barely in her pussy I couldn’t stand the thought of pulling 
          out not knowing how much damage I had just done.
 Reluctantly I pushed back in and instantly felt the distinct sensation 
          of cum. The further down I went the more I felt and just as I bottomed 
          out in her the feeling of her hot snatch combined with my cum sent a 
          distinct and instant sensation through my rod like a bolt of lighting. 
          She bulked hard under me and clutched me for all she was worth as a 
          warm spiraling sensation swirled around my cock all the way up from 
          the tip of my rod to my balls that were tightly pressed against her 
          pussy. A micro second later another sudden even more intense sensation 
          shot through my rod like a bolt of lighting and she bulked even harder 
          that time. She yelped woooo opening her legs wide like she was trying 
          to get that sperm to blast straight home.
 It was no doubt at that point that she provably knew I had just seriously 
          fucked her but I jerked it out anyway. To my surprise I stopped cumming 
          the instant I pulled out. Rubbing my knob on her belly didn’t 
          help either because I needed the sensation of her hot pussy to keep 
          my goo flowing. I knew I wasn’t done but without the sensation 
          of hot pussy I just couldn’t finish. I then raked the head of 
          my cock up and down her slit while sliding it in and out of her lightly. 
          It worked but I couldn’t believe how much goo I’d gotten 
          in her. Gobs upon Gobs of hot Goo and I wasn’t even done. She 
          felt it too and let out a rather sweet sounding scream the kind you 
          would expect to hear from a fucked pussy that was getting fucked the 
          way it needed to be fucked. She screamed not loud but very sweetly as 
          I continued to rake that scorching hot jiz up out of her hole right 
          up over her clit. The sensation was more intense than she could stand. 
          Even though she didn’t want me cumming inside her she slammed 
          her pelvic up against me and made my rod go back inside so I couldn’t 
          get any more of that scorching hot cum on her clit. I wasn’t in 
          her for a second when she felt my next wad blast out. To my surprise 
          she let out another nice deep wooo and sucked down on me hard with that 
          hot pussy.
 That sweet satisfaction of jism flowing deep from within my balls to 
          deep within her fertile folds was just what the doctor ordered. My balls 
          never felt better and she seemed to be getting very satisfied. I then 
          jerked it back out again and she gasped like she couldn’t believe 
          what I was doing to her. Again my orgasm stopped and I began to see 
          that she was coming out of her fog. She was becoming very aware of the 
          extreme damage she was receiving. Without hesitation I pulled back one 
          last time and slammed it back in. She bucked up tight against me and 
          pealed her legs back as I began to cum again. I still say to this day 
          that her hot hole was sucking it out of me faster than I could shoot 
          it. With another moment of pleasure flowing into her heavenly hole I 
          made one last attempt to cum on her belly. I pinched my cum vein and 
          told her to get ready. She looked down in disbelief as I withdrew my 
          cum soaked cock and managed somehow to jerk out a few pathetic drops.
 It was obvious that I had just tried to pull of an impossible lie. She 
          looked at me like she couldn’t believe I had even bothered to 
          try and pull out. She said you fucking came in me but I insisted that 
          I had only came on her. I then looked down and all I could see was gobs 
          and gobs of thick white goo covering her entire gash. I looked down 
          a little further in disbelief and watched as a steady stream of sperm 
          spilled out of her hole as it ran down the crack of her ass where it 
          pooled on the truck seat like a little lake.
 She grabbed a sock and then frantically began to try and clean up. The 
          more she got the more it came out. To say the least I knew I was dead 
          and then she asked me if I had another sock because that one was soaked 
          with cum. I gave her the other one and watched her spayed hole spasm 
          as it tried to contain my eruption. I new she could try to clean up 
          but there was no way that pussy of hers was going to let it all spill 
          out.
 She then threw the other sock down and said you fucking came in me. 
          No I insisted sheepishly I came on you. With that she sat up jerked 
          on her jeans and then jumped slightly for no apparent reason. She gasped 
          paused and then reached down and placed her hand on her lower tummy. 
          I didn’t know what was happening but I new her nipples were getting 
          real hard for no apparent reason and I feared the worse. She did too 
          with her mouth opened in shock she took one of her breast and squeezed 
          it. Oh my god she stammered you fucking Bred Me! She paused and then 
          nodded her head. Oh yeah she said I just felt it, it just took. You 
          fucking got me Pregnant!
 She was just a country girl but she new that pussy had been fucked! 
          I didn’t know what to say but I knew it was going to be hell to 
          pay. After we were dressed I couldn’t help but to notice that 
          her nipples were protruding through both her shirt and bra. She noticed 
          too and said you better hope nobodies looking when you take me home. 
          She then spread her legs back open and told me to turn on the light. 
          I didn’t ask why I just did. Oh yeah she said that’s what 
          I thought. Fuck she hissed your cum is leaking through my jeans! I saw 
          it but I couldn’t believe it. God was I busted!
 After I dropped her off she told me she would let me know when or if 
          she had her next period. Luckily I got to drop her off at her drive. 
          It was her idea because she didn’t want anybody to know she had 
          just fucked a perfect stranger. What would have happen if I’d 
          been there and she got busted with a cum spot between her legs while 
          having those rock hard tits to stare at? Luck was on my side that time.
 A couple of months went by and I was glad not to here from her but then 
          the phone rang one day and she said we needed to talk. I felt this was 
          not good but I agreed to pick her up at her drive late that night. When 
          I saw her I was elated that she didn’t look pregnant but she was 
          only a couple of months. She told me I did it to her but so had her 
          boyfriend. She really didn’t want me to know about him because 
          she said I had cum in her when she was ovulating and when he did it 
          she was provably already pregnant.
 I felt relieved to know that someone else had given her what she needed 
          but she was bent on nailing my ass and I was sure I was screwed for 
          life. We made out that night for the second time and I just told her 
          flat out that I didn’t believe she was pregnant mainly because 
          she didn’t look pregnant. She said well just be sure not to cum 
          in me. I replied no that if she was knocked-up it wouldn’t hurt 
          anything and dumped my wad right there on the spot. To my surprise when 
          she felt it shoot off in her pussy she pulled those legs back nice and 
          wide and rocked her pelvic for me as she sighed with a delightful little 
          purr. It was a good nut and I was pleased to see her hole stay spayed 
          wide with my cream filling after I pulled out.
 After I dropped her off she said being that I enjoyed cumming in her 
          so much she would give me a ring in a few more months and then I would 
          know she was pregnant for sure. I told her that was fine but I really 
          hoped to never hear from her again. As I drove off I was sure she was 
          torturing me for cumming in her. You idiot I told myself all you had 
          to do was just pull out!
 Well a few months went by and no ring. Boy was I happy! She was just 
          fucking with me I said. What a bitch! Then the ring came and it was 
          her. Well she said how have you been doing? Great I said how about you? 
          Well she replied not long after our second union the news got out that 
          she was pregnant and all hell broke loose. I got grounded for life she 
          said and my boyfriend became my fiancé who is going to marry 
          me next week. We are expecting she said so we are going to half to get 
          married real quick being that I’m starting to show.
 You are I said? Yeah that’s why I’m calling she said! I 
          thought we could get together one last time and then you could see for 
          your self that I’m going to be having a baby. I wasn’t sure 
          it was a good idea but she meant we were going to meet. I felt it would 
          be a good night to get shot but with luck maybe she just wanted to see 
          me so she could see my reaction if she was truly pregnant. At this point 
          I felt the worst had come and it would be no doubt that she was knocked 
          up. Oh God I thought what am I going to do.
 To my surprise she said she wanted me to pick her up the next week. 
          That was the week she was supposed to get married so that told me she 
          wasn’t getting married and she had been lying. If she was lying 
          I said maybe she’s lying about everything else. There was only 
          one way to find out and that was to see her up close in person. As I 
          drove to pick her up that night it occurred to me that she had been 
          sneaking to meet with me and what would happen if we got caught. When 
          I pulled up to her drive she was there and I could see she was indeed 
          pregnant. I can still see her getting into my truck with her tum poked 
          out and those tits about to pop out of her bra to this day.
 I looked in disbelief and she said lets go before someone sees us. I 
          drove off and continued to look over and she couldn’t help but 
          to notice that I was staring. Yeah she said you see now don’t 
          you. I told you she said! You did it! You fucking came in me and got 
          me pregnant she said! Now I’m going to half to get married tomorrow 
          and you’re the daddy but nobody knows that yet she said. The way 
          she said it though I new it was going to be hell to pay. God I thought 
          this can’t be happening?
 I looked over to see her taking off her bra. You don’t mind do 
          you this is the third bra I have out grown in three months. I could 
          see that she had real jugs at this point and there was no doubt that 
          they were bigger than normal. My nipples will never be the same again 
          she bitched. Did you see them she asked? Their brown and look like shit! 
          I didn’t see them but I could feel she had an ax to grind so I 
          found a place and parked.
 What are you doing she asked? Well I said you asked if I saw them. She 
          looked at me like she wasn’t about to just show them even though 
          I told her I wanted to see. We talked a bit more and she kept referring 
          to getting married tomorrow. I told her that was fine and that I had 
          no intention of marrying someone because of one night that may or may 
          not have caused her to get pregnant. I think she wanted me to say I’d 
          marry her but there was just no way. Besides I was pissed for the hell 
          I’d been going through and she even admitted she had fucked both 
          of us that same month so it was possible her husband to be was the real 
          father.
 When I saw her tits though I agreed that her nipples had looked better 
          when they were nice and rosy pick. I didn’t tell her they looked 
          like shit brown but it really wasn’t the prettiest shade of brown. 
          I had never saw a pregnant tit in my life and wasn’t a fan of 
          the color brown but I did tell her that they looked juicy and that turned 
          me on. I don’t like brown I told her but your boobs look really 
          good. She squeezed them a little and seemed to be surprised that I looked 
          genuinely turned on. You are sick she said and then I noticed that her 
          swollen tummy was kind of erotic. You know I said I’ve never seen 
          a pregnant woman before.
 Her look was disbelief but I think she liked it. I don’t believe 
          her fiancé had been sharing the same eagerness that I was expressing 
          as I felt my dick getting harder and harder. Were not doing anything 
          I herd her say as I tugged for her to get naked. Come on I said I just 
          want to see. Like I said I’d never seen a pregnant woman before 
          and wanted to seen what everything looked like. To my surprise she took 
          off her shirt and stripped right there on the truck seat. When I saw 
          that naked pregnant tummy and that hot snatch between her legs I went 
          bonkers. I couldn’t believe it was the same crack I had ram rodded 
          not so long ago and now it appeared virtually unchanged but that tummy 
          showed that she had definitely been on the receiving end of somebody.
 Oh my God I told her you are unbelievably beautiful. She looked shocked 
          to hear me say it but it was true. With out thought I pulled out my 
          dick and said look if you looked ugly my dick wouldn’t be looking 
          like this! She pretty much new what I wanted to do at this point but 
          I don’t believe she actually believed I was going to be so insistent 
          on getting some of that pregnant stuff.
 I’m getting married tomorrow she said or maybe it was this week. 
          Any way I got between her legs and rammed it in so hard that she came 
          hard and instantly. I sucked down on one tit and then the other before 
          I made her come again and then I exploded. When it happened it was so 
          sudden and abrupt that the sheer sensation of my cream blasting into 
          her made her have a multiple. Dame it was good!!
 After a few minutes of collecting our thoughts she couldn’t believe 
          we had just done it for real and she had just enjoyed it very much. 
          With my sperm inside her I fucked her again and within minutes felt 
          another load about to cum. She was between orgasms and gasped oh my 
          God are you going to cum again. I pushed her legs back and told her 
          to get ready. Then I shoved my dick in and out of her in a way that 
          would make her sore but it felt really good. Oh she said not so hard. 
          I’m going to get married tomorrow she said and then I blasted 
          off like a mother fucker and she came like hell with me.
 After that I rolled her over and hard fucker her from behind until she 
          said it was really hurting. I don’t know what had got into me 
          but after blowing my load twice in a row I had incredible staying power 
          and seeing her there pregnant was driving me mad! I stopped for a second 
          and told her that I needed to cool off. After a few minutes I slid back 
          in and told her to get ready. Oh God not again she said I’ll smell 
          like sex tomorrow she blurted. I rammed it in good and hard and told 
          her to make me cum or I was going to fuck her until the sun came up 
          and I believe I would have. She with out thought reflexed that pussy 
          up tight against me and arched her back deep. The sensation drew my 
          cream instantly and she cooed in disbelief as I filled her once again.
 At that point I was pretty much done but I told her that I wasn’t. 
          The last thing I remember was holding my position and we passed out 
          from exhaustion right there. I must have started to snore when she awoke 
          realizing we had fallen asleep. The reality that someone might notice 
          she was not at home sleeping in her own little bed was a concern.
 Wake up she screamed! Get off of me! I felt her push me back and realized 
          she was getting dressed. I put two fingers in her crack and pulled her 
          ass to the edge of the truck seat. She bitched like hell but she was 
          really sore and felt it was better to go along with me than to resist 
          as I held my fingers in her sore little pussy. My dick struggled to 
          get hard but the feel of that hot wet pussy made it happen. Within moments 
          my cock was in there and my fingers were holding her half dressed naked 
          body in place. I pumped her hard and told her to make me cum again. 
          Not so hard she screamed! Not so hard!
 I then told her that I was going to be fucking her hot pussy a lot more 
          because it just was too good to be true. I told her that seeing her 
          pregnant had driven me completely insane and that I wanted her to have 
          at least ten kids for me. I told her that I was going to take her up 
          to the door of her parent’s house and then drop a load in her 
          doggy style and ring the door bell at the same time so that they would 
          know the exact moment when the next one had been made. I then told her 
          that I was going to stick her in front of her fiancé and the 
          preacher and that everyone would know without a doubt as to what her 
          pussy was for. I squeezed her hips tight just at the thought. I sucked 
          her tits as hard as I could suck and all but gnawed on her nipples trying 
          to make her milk come.
 She evidentially got off too because she pulled her hills deep into 
          the small of my back as her bumped yummy pressed tight against mine. 
          We embraced tightly as her heavenly hole rocked for my every last drop. 
          With the thought of doing her on her parent’s door steps I blew 
          like hell and she jumped hard orgasming with me. I new her pussy was 
          going to be sore but she didn’t seem to be complaining after that. 
          I think she was actually afraid I might ring mom and dad’s door 
          bell.
 I got off and began to back of our parking spot before I was even fully 
          dressed. She a little idled as to the fact that I was leaving so fast 
          began to get dressed without cleaning up. Baby I said you’re getting 
          cream all over my seat. Where are we going she replied? Where do you 
          think I said? Don’t get dressed! She looked at me and said I’ve 
          got to put my shirt on. Well just don’t button it I told her and 
          drop those drawers. I could see her eyes widen and I was serious. What 
          do you mean drop my drawers she said? Come on I said drop em you’re 
          going to get fucked in front of mom and dad and I want to see those 
          tits flop back and forth when I do it to you.
 No she said buttoning up her shirt with no bra I’m getting married 
          tomorrow your going to get us killed! A minute later I was at her drive 
          way and told her to get naked. I reached over and gave her a kiss as 
          I jerked her shirt up and began to squeeze those beautiful tits. Turn 
          the lights off she pleaded. I reached over with my foot on the brake 
          and she began to make her escape. I grabbed her with one hand and turned 
          the lights off with the other. I did notice that she seemed genuinely 
          concerned but I had gone crazy over that pussy. I then pulled her shirt 
          back up making her luscious cones drop out as I gave her a kiss and 
          probed a finger down into her pussy. I don’t know how she did 
          it but with one slip she was out the door. Her ass was shining and her 
          tits were illuminating the world. I could all but see that snatch glisten 
          down there but within a second she had rearranged everything and looked 
          fully dressed other than her tits bouncing a little extra due to the 
          lack of her bra. She started to run home and stopped briefly as she 
          jumped up and down waving her hands for me to leave. I can still see 
          those pregnant tits bouncing around in her shirt as she ran home. At 
          that point I knew I couldn’t catch her even if I tried. Besides 
          she was provable right we might have got killed if we were caught fucking 
          on the door steps.
 Oh well we will never know. I never saw her again after that night. 
          I don’t know if she got married the next day or week but that 
          I have never seen her again. I’ve dated some beautiful girls over 
          the years but nothings better than the girl with the best pussy on earth. 
          That’s why I usually say when I see a pregnant girl that she was 
          provably a little to good in the sack for her own good. I’ve knocked 
          more than a few and plan to knock a few more. So if your one of those 
          ladies who loves to feel a guy inhale you as your bodies smolder together 
          then look out chances are you’ll have a bun smoldering in your 
          oven sooner rather than later. Any luck it will be a passionate moment 
          you’ll adore for the rest of your life. Just try and not get knocked-up 
          from an encounter you don’t even remember that’s all I ask. 
          Baby making is supposed to be a tremendously special moment no matter 
          how it happens. I just like to think that when I got with a girl and 
          something happened she knew when it happened and at that moment it was 
          a very memorable experience for her.
 
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