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Introduction:

The early sixties saw a lot of "fantasy" sitcoms, like "I Dream of Jeannie",
"Bewitched" and "My Favorite Martian".  Two popular series that featured a
"horror" theme were "The Addams Family" on ABC, and "The Munsters" on CBS.

The Munsters appeared on network television in 1964, and ran only two seasons.

Herman was the Frankenstien monster, Lily his vampire wife, Eddie their
werewolf son.  Grampa was Count Dracula.  Their niece, Marilyn, was the only
"normal-looking" member of the family; to them, she was odd-looking.

But the Munsters were a friendly, fun-loving family; the "horror" element was
played largely for laughs.  Meals were made in a cauldron. Their "telephone
booth" was a wall-mounted coffin.  Eddie's fire-breathing pet lived under the
stairs (and was never seen).

Herman was played by the late Fred Gwynne, Lily was Yvonne DeCarlo, Grampa was
Al Lewis (paired again with Gwynne, because they had both been in "Car 54 Where
Are You?") and Eddie was Butch Patrick.  Marilyn was first played by Beverly
Owen, who left the series early on to get married, and was replaced by Pat
Priest.

The series inspired a theatrical movie with the original cast, "Munsters Go
Home", and a revival tv-movie (with a new Eddie and Marilyn).  Recently, there
was a revival series with a completely new cast, and even later, another
tv-movie.

The theme music was an instrumental on the show, but there were words written
by the show's producer, Robert Mosher.  The vocal version of the song was
released only on a children's album.  Years later, an adult Butch Patrick
released an album that contained a different version of the lyrics, which was
titled "Whatever Happened to Eddie?". The first set of lyrics is what I've
listed below.

          ...........................................................

When you are walking the street at night,
And behind you there's no-one in view.
But you hear mysterious feet at night,
Then the Munsters are following you.

If you should meet this strange family,
Just forget what some people have said.
The Munsters may shake your hand clammily,
But they're not necessarily dead.

Behind their house you mustn't be afraid
To see a figure digging with a spade,
Perhaps someone didn't quite make the grade
With the Munsters, with the Munsters.

If when you're sleeping you dream a lot,
Ghoulish nightmares parade thru your head.
And then you wake up and scream a lot
Oh, the Munsters are under your bed.

At midnight if creatures should prowl about,
And if vampires and vultures swoop down,
And werewolves and fiends shriek and howl about,
Well, the Munsters are out on the town.

One night I dared peek thru their window screen.
My hair turned white at such a crazy scene
Because every evening is Halloween,
At the Munsters, at the Munsters.



(Don't blame me, I didn't write it!)

          ...........................................................

By the way, one of the things we used to do when I was a kid was discuss what
would happen if different tv series got mixed up.  Like, who was more powerful,
Jeannie or Samantha?  (Jeannie was more powerful, but Samantha could probably
out-smart her.)  This story is the first in a cross-over set, as you'll see.

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                    The Munsters:  "An Evening, In and Out"


It was a dark and stormy night at 1313 Mockingbird Drive.  But then, it was
ALWAYS a dark and stormy night at the home of Herman and Lily Munster.

Grampa stood by the front windows, staring out at the driving rain.

"What a wonderful night," sighed Grampa.

"Isn't it?" smiled Lily, who had slipped up behind Grampa.

"I think I'll go out and hang out with the guys down at the courthouse," Grampa
grinned.  "There's a lovely bell-tower there."

"That would be nice," Lily smiled at him.  "Eddie's spending the night with the
Addamses, and Marilyn's out on a date."

"She has a date?" Grampa mused.  "Poor girl doesn't go out much."

Lily smiled sadly.  "Well, at least I hope she has a good time.  Give my
regards to the boys in the belfry."

Grampa touched her cheek affectionately, and walked to the front door. He
opened it and stepped out onto the front porch.  Lily watched as he squared his
shoulders, tugged at his cummerbund, and transformed himself into a bat.
Flapping his wings, he flew off into the full moon.

Lily smiled up at the face of the moon, peeking out from behind the dark
clouds.  "I hope Eddie doesn't get too rambunctious tonight," she muttered.

She stepped back into the house, and pushed the huge door shut behind her.  She
glided down the short hallway past the stairs into the dusty living room.


Herman Munster sat on the huge sofa in the living room.  He frowned as he
perused the headlines in the newspaper.  He looked up as Lily entered.

"Lily," he said, a half-smile on his face, "I thought you were going to have a
woman come in and dust."

Lily cocked her head.  "I did," she murmured.

Herman set down his newspaper and pounded the arm of the sofa.  A cloud of dust
raised into the air and slowly settled back.

"You call this dust?" Herman asked.  "When I want dust, I mean DUST!"

Lily laughed, and Herman joined in.

"It's very quiet tonight," Herman commented.

"We're all alone in the house tonight," Lily said, in a low tone of voice.

"Alone?"  Herman's eyes sparkled.  "Well, what do you say we go upstairs and
hook up the old electrodes?"

"Exactly what I had in mind," Lily murmured, draping herself against Herman's
arm.

        ................................................................

The bell tower over the old courthouse was dark; the city wasted no money on
lights for the old clock; besides, it was broken.

The bat circled the tower once, then glided into the small window.  It
fluttered up to the wooden truss under the stone ceiling.  Several other bats
were also hanging from the beam.

"Hi, Bruce," said Grampa's voice.  "Hi, Dick.  Barbara, you're looking lovely
tonight."  The other bats sidled over, giving him room to land.

There was a quiet puff of smoke, and Grampa transformed back into human form,
hanging upside-down by his knees from the wooden support. "Marvelous evening,"
he said, smiling contentedly.

................................................................

The car drove down the country lane, its headlights swallowed by the darkness
of the trees.

"Where are we going?" Marilyn asked.

"You said you didn't want to go to that party," Irvin said, pushing his glasses
up on his nose.

"But that doesn't answer my question."

"I thought you meant you wanted to be alone."  Irvin looked over at her.
"Didn't you?"

Marilyn smiled.  "It wasn't what I had in mind," she said, "but it doesn't
sound too bad..."

Irvin grinned.  "I've heard tell about a spot out here that's perfect for
'being alone' in."

"I've heard of the place, too."

"So it's O.K. with you?"

Marilyn smiled her approval.

Irvin grinned again, and drove on through the woods.

        ................................................................

Herman made an unusually graceful move; he turned slowly, gathering Lily up
into his arms, cradling her like a baby.  Her arms wrapped around his neck, she
kissed his cheek.

He turned his head to meet her second kiss with his lips.  They kissed long and
hard until Herman started walking toward the staircase.

He carried her upstairs, and paused a moment at the closed door to their
bedroom.

Herman puzzled a moment, debating with himself which hand he needed to free in
order to open the door.

Lily smiled.  "Wait," she whispered.  She barely waved her hand; the latch
clicked, and the door swung open.  Herman carried her into the room, and the
door closed behind them.

        ................................................................

Irving stopped the car.  He and Marilyn sat a moment, staring out the
windshield at the vista before them.

They were parked on the edge of a cliff, which overlooked the city below them.
The stars in the sky were matched by an equal number of stars beneath them.

Irving yawned, and draped an arm over the back of the bench seat of the car.

Marilyn laughed.  "You don't have to do that," she grinned.  She slid over on
the seat next to him.

Irving snickered.  He dropped his arm down around Marilyn's shoulders.

Marilyn looked up into his face.

Irving pushed up his glasses.

Marilyn licked her lips gently.

Irving pushed up his glasses again.

Marilyn reached up and took his glasses off.  She set them on the dashboard,
then reached up and put a hand on each side of his face. She pulled him gently
toward her until their lips met.

Marilyn's lips parted, and her tongue darted out to brush Irving's lips.  After
a moment's hesitation, his mouth opened too.  He tentatively extended his
tongue until it met hers.

Marilyn felt an almost-electrical tingle as their tongues slid over and around
each other.  Her chest was tightening; her nipples distended, pressing almost
painfully against her clothing.

She could feel his breath quickening as well.  She broke the kiss while
wrapping her arms around Irving's neck, pulling him against her.

Irving's breath was hot against her neck as he nuzzled her, then another
sensation as Irving's hands moved down her back, exploring the contours of her
spine.

Marilyn used her fingers to twirl circles in Irving's short-cropped hair.

Irving's fingers were exploring the line of Marilyn's bra through her clothing.
Marilyn felt his fingers sliding from her back around to her side under her
arm.

She eased her embrace a little bit, allowing his hand to move more around
front.  He was very gentle, but insistent, as his hand cupped her clothed
breast.

Marilyn gasped slightly as he squeezed her breast gently.

Irving paused a moment, but Marilyn's lips sought his again.  As they kissed,
Irving began to squeeze her breast rhythmically.

Marilyn broke the kiss again.  She whispered into Irving's ear, "Isn't there
more room in the back seat?"

Irving whispered back, "I've a better idea."

        ................................................................

Grampa yawned and stretched, still hanging from his perch in the belfry.

"Well, fellas," he said, "I think I'll go stretch my wings."

The other bats chattered away as Grampa transformed again and fluttered out the
window.

        ................................................................

Herman set Lily back on her feet.  She glided away from him, spinning slowly on
her toes.

Her skirts began to billow as she spun, rising slowly, revealing her shapely
legs.

Herman grinned as he watched.

Lily spun, her dress loosening, flowing wider and wider as her spin sped up.
She raised her arms over her head, and the dress flew up, hovering like a
spinning top over her head.

She stopped short, poised on her tiptoes, with her arms stretched over her
head.  Her long, black hair whipped around her, barely covering her firm, full
breasts with the pale, pink nipples.

Herman's eyes drifted down her body; her stomach was firm and flat, leading to
a mound just above her black, straight pubic hair.  Her pubes were neatly
trimmed into a bat-like shape.

Lily paused under the spinning, hovering dress, an inviting expression on her
face.

The dress began to drift downward.  Herman lashed out, sweeping his wife into
his arms as the dress fell to the floor.

He kissed her, hard, as his hands roamed over her body, touching her breasts
and sides and hips and ass.

After a few moments, Lily slipped away again, leaping lithely away.

"You have too many clothes on, my dear," she warbled from the other side of the
bed.

Herman began to fumble with his clothes, pulling them off with no gentleness.
He soon stood on his side of the bed naked, his flaccid manhood -- and a big
one it was, too -- hanging in front of him.

Lily shook her head.  "Wherever the Doctor found that..." she mumbled.

"Let's just not go to the Kentucky Derby," Herman grinned.

          ...........................................................

Irving gathered up a blanket from the back of his car, and closed the trunk.
He took Marilyn's hand and led her to the brink of the cliff.

They stood a moment at the edge of the rocks, looking over the edge. Marilyn
gazed at the lights below.  "It really is a marvelous night," she breathed.

Irving tugged at her hand.  Marilyn turned, and saw what Irving had been
looking for.  There was a narrow pathway just over the edge of the cliff.

"This way," Irving whispered.  He stepped over the cliff-edge onto the ledge.

Taking a deep, steadying breath, Marilyn followed him.

          ...........................................................

Grampa flapped his wings, then extended them in a glide, swooping around the
bell-tower.

"Yeee-hah!" he exalted.

He loved to fly in the moonlight -- it reminded him of the old days, long
before he and the other members of the family had moved here from the Old
Country.

Below him was a small park; under the streetlights were benches, and all of
them were empty.

Grampa flapped a little higher, and swooped again around to the north end of
the park.  There below him was an unlit streetlight.  The bench below was
occupied.

"A young couple is taking advantage of the darkness to do a little necking,"
Grampa thought.  "Necking... ah, yes..."

Grampa swooped again, and lighted at the top of a nearby tree.  He hung by his
feet in his bat-form, watching the young people below.

          ...........................................................

Lily climbed up on the huge bed, and slid over to the headboard.  She opened a
panel on the headboard, revealing a handwheel.  She turned the wheel, and a set
of electrical cables dropped down from the ceiling.  Each cable was equipped
with a clamp, like a set of jumper cables.

Lily sat back on her heels, and crooked her finger at Herman, who climbed up
onto the bed with her.

He too sat on his heels.  Lily reached over and gripped his organ holding it in
her hand like a rubber firehose.

With her free hand, she attached the electrical cables, one on each side, to
the electrodes on the sides of Herman's neck.

She bent forward and kissed Herman's cockhead gently, then straightened up
again, reaching over to throw closed a large knife-switch next to the
handwheel.

There was a whine as distant machinery sprang to life.  Lily opened another
panel, revealing a meter and a black bakelite knob.  A light slowly began to
glow behind the meter, and the needle began to move upward.

Lily turned the knob slowly.

Herman's organ began to engorge, and grow stiff in her other hand.

Lily examined the effect, then adjusted the knob again.

"mmmmm" Herman moaned.  "mmmmMMMM"

His penis grew more erect, filling up, lifting tautly in Lily's hand.

Lily bent forward and kissed it again, her tongue darting lightly around
Herman's glans.

"Oh, Baby," Herman gasped.  "Oh!"

Lily moved closer, wrapping her arms around Herman's neck, she pulled herself
up.  She wrapped her long legs around his torso, feeling his increasing
erection throbbing behind her back.

She slid up, and whispered into Herman's ear, "Now."

Herman wrapped his arms around her, his left hand sliding down to his penis,
pulling it toward him.

It slid through the cleft in Lily's ass, past her asshole to the entrance to
her pussy.

He held it still; Lily relaxed her grip a little, allowing her to slide down on
Herman's manhood, taking the huge organ deep inside her.

"Oh, yes, my darling," Lily whispered.  "Give it all to me."

She slid down farther, until her ass was against his thighs, Herman's entire
organ inside her.

Lily's face glowed with joy; Herman held her close as they rocked forward and
back on the bed.

        ................................................................

"Here it is," Irving breathed.  He turned a corner around a rock. Marilyn
followed him, into a shallow cave on the side of the cliff. The light from the
full moon filled the cave.  Marilyn glanced around at the empty beer cans piled
near a back wall and the evidence of previous campfires.

Irving shook out the blanket and lay it on the ground.  He held out his hand.

Marilyn took it and stepped onto the blanket, and sat down.  Irving dropped
down beside her.  They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed.

As Marilyn's lips parted, allowing Irving's tongue to intrude, she felt his
hand on her back, searching for the zipper pull.  She smiled inwardly -- at
least he had the right idea.

Irving found the little handle, and pulled the zipper down slowly. Marilyn
first felt a cool breeze on her bare back, then Irving's fingers, as he slid
his hand into the opening.

They continued to kiss, Marilyn's tongue pushing Irving's back into his mouth
and sliding on inside.

Irving's fingers fumbled a moment with the hook on her bra; it snapped suddenly
open.

Marilyn gasped and pulled away from the kiss.

Giggling, she pulled her dress-front down, pulling her arms from the sleeves.
She shrugged out of her bra, laying it on the blanket beside her.

Irving was goggle-eyed at seeing her bare breasts.  He pushed up his glasses on
his nose, and extended trembling fingers toward her left breast.

Marilyn smiled as his fingertips brushed her erect nipple.

He cupped her breast in his hand as she leaned forward to kiss him again.

          ...........................................................

The couple on the park bench were into heavy groping, Grampa noted. The boy's
hand was slipped up underneath the girl's blouse, and her hand was buried in
the boy's crotch.

The didn't notice Grampa in his bat-form hanging from the top branch of the
tree.

Grampa watched as the girl moved her hand up, and deftly unzipped the boy's
trousers, releasing a nicely-sized penis.  She gripped it in her fingers,
gently stroking the length of it.

Grampa shifted his wings, feeling a bit uncomfortable.

There was more movement below.  The girl had broken off kissing the boy's lips,
and was now applying her mouth to a more sensitive area-- the tip of the boy's
cock.

The boy gazed up at the sky, a look of sheer bliss on his face.

Grampa was getting more and more uncomfortable.  He shifted from one foot to
the other, then finally gave up.  As he flapped his wings and flew away from
the tree, he heard a definite grunt from the boy.

          ...........................................................

Herman held onto Lily tightly, as he pushed forward, laying Lily on her back as
he kept himself inside her.

As her back met the bed, Lily relaxed the grip she had around Herman's torso.

Freed from her grip, Herman began to thrust, pulling his hips back, allowing
most of his cock to pull out of her, then back in again all the way to its
hairy hilt.

Lily was meeting each thrust enthusiastically, her hips rocking back and forth
under him.

Herman reached up and turned the knob on the headboard another quarter turn to
the right.  The needle on the meter raised a couple of points.

Herman's thrust-speed increased slightly.  Lily smiled, and increased her pace
to accomodate him.

          ...........................................................

Marilyn's hand slid down Irving's side to his hip, then down and forward to
cover the surprisingly large bulge in his lap.  She gently probed the bulge,
following the contours of the stiff tube within until she located its tip.  She
pressed her fingertips against it, and Irving moaned into her mouth.

She moved her fingertips around to the pull on his zipper.  She gripped it and
pulled -- and nothing happened.  It wouldn't move.

She tried again.  Nothing.

Irving broke the kiss and pulled back.  He reached down, grasped Marilyn's
hand, and lifted it to his lips.  He kissed it.

Then he let go, dropping his hands to his pants.  He unbuckled his belt, opened
his trousers, and kicked them off.  He unbuttoned his shirt quickly and pulled
it off.  Now he sat beside her in his jockey shorts and shoes.

"Turnabout is fair play," he grinned at her.

Marilyn nodded.  She wiggled out of her dress and curled her legs under her,
dressed only in her panties.

Irving goggled at her.  Marilyn smiled.

"Show me yours, and I'll show you mine," she whispered.

Irving kicked off his shoes, and reached up for his shorts.

"Wait," Marilyn said.  "Let me."

She pulled Irving up onto his knees, kneeling in front of her. Marilyn crouched
down, grasped the waistband of Irving's shorts, and tugged them down over his
hips.  His erection bounced out, almost hitting her nose.

Marilyn sat back a little, admiring the view.  Her fingers gently touched his
privates, exploring his long, thin shaft with the throbbing purplish head and
the hanging sack below.

"Haven't you ever seen one before?" Irving snickered.

"I've seen Eddie's... but he was just a little kid."

"Mine's a lot bigger and hairier than his, huh?"

"Well, bigger..."  Marilyn smiled.  The last time she saw Eddie naked was when
he was dashing through the house howling under a full moon.

"What was that you said about turnabout?" Irving whispered, pushing his glasses
up on his nose.

"Okay," Marilyn sighed.  She rose up to her knees, as Irving crouched down.

Irving held his breath as he tugged Marilyn's panties over her hips and pushed
them down to her knees.  In the moonlight, Marilyn's untrimmed honey-blonde
pubic hair sparkled.

"Oh, my," Irving said, finally.

"Is something wrong?" Marilyn moaned.

"Well, you said you'd let me see.  But there's so much wool..."

Marilyn laughed.  "Okay.  Better view, then."  She dropped down on the blanket,
and pulled her panties off her legs.  She lay for a moment with her knees
together while Irving moved around her.

Slowly, she spread her legs, revealing her snatch to Irving's interested eyes.

Irving pushed his glasses up and bent forward to peer more closely between her
legs.  He reached forth and touched her gingerly, his fingertips stroking her
labia as they glistened damply in the moonlight.

"You smell so -- terrific," he whispered.  "I never knew..."

"So it's the first one you've seen, too, huh?" Marilyn giggled.

"I've seen magazines," Irving admitted.  "But..."

Marilyn put her hands on each side of his face.  "Kiss me, you fool," she said.

Irving leaned forward and kissed her belly, his tongue slipping into her navel.
He pushed forward, and kissed each breast, his tongue caressing Marilyn's taut
nipples.

Then he slid further up, his mouth meeting hers.  Marilyn's tongue slipped
between Irving's lips... and Irving's cock slipped between Marilyn's lower
lips.

Marilyn felt a sharp sting.

She gasped, realizing that this was IT.  She was no longer a virgin.

"Oh gosh," she breathed.  "Oh...."

Irving began to thrust, rapidly, his cock throbbing inside her for a few
moments, then he grunted.

"No..." Marilyn began, "I'm not..."

Irving plunged deeply into her as he came, pumping his semen deep inside her
pussy.

"...ready..." Marilyn moaned.

Irving collapsed on top of her, holding on to her as his cock wilted inside
her.

          ...........................................................

Grampa flapped his wings harder.  He was having a little trouble staying aloft.
It was almost like he had too great a drag coefficient...

He glanced down at himself.  Of course!

His bat form had a big bat-boner!

That couple had more of an effect on him than he had realized.  No wonder he
had been uncomfortable.

He extended his wings into a glide, glancing around for a perch.

There, below him, a woman was walking alone down the street.

Grampa thought a moment, made a decision, and glided down.

          ...........................................................


Lily's breathing was shallow; her body tightening.  She rocked her hips under
her husband's thrusts, rubbing her sensitive clit against the base of his huge
cock.

She was very close to orgasm.

Herman was puffing; a veritable steam-engine, thrusting deep into Lily's cunt.
He pushed up, giving himself a little more leverage.

Lily's hands left his back -- she stretched her body backward, arching her
back.

One of her hands brushed the black knob on the headboard, edging it to the
right.

Lily screamed; a high-pitched siren, not a scream of pain, as her body shook
with the force of her orgasm.  Herman, unable to stop, kept pumping.

Lily gasped and screamed again.  As her contractions slowed she pushed at
Herman; who fell over onto his side, his cock still inside her, his hips still
thrusting.

She rolled them over so that she was on top.  Herman's hips kept thrusting.
Gathering her legs under her, she held herself still over him, allowing him to
do the movement, surging upwards into her.

She arched her back, throwing her head back, her long black hair falling down
behind her.

Herman jumped, throwing her off-balance.  Grasping for support, she pushed
against the headboard, again nudging the black knob.

From somewhere, there was a whine of machinery.  White smoke began to billow
from the headboard.

Sparks flew from the ceiling as Herman's balls tightened.

As his cock erupted with come, a bluish glow surrounded the fucking couple.
Lily's hair began to rise, standing upright behind her head. The white streaks
from each of her temples formed a lightning-bolt shape.

Herman's come filled Lily's love-tunnel, spilling out around his huge cock.
Lily was coming again, too, her body quivering with electricity and orgasm.

Lily hissed, her breath ragged.

There was a small explosion behind the headboard.  The mechanical whine ceased,
and Lily completely collapsed onto Herman's massive chest.

          ...........................................................

Grampa pulled up for a landing just around the corner from the young woman.  He
transformed back into human form and stepped around the corner just as the
woman stepped past.

"Pardon me, miss," he said, genteelly.

"Buzz off, buster," the woman said, gruffly.  "I'm off duty."

"I only wanted to..."

"I know what you want.  You Shriners are all the same.  Huff, Puff, one, two...
grunt and go."

Grampa shook his head.  "You don't understand.  I..."

"Like I said, buster.  Buzz off.  You suck."  The woman brushed past him.

Grampa gazed after her a moment, and a strange look came over his face.

"As a matter of fact," he mused, "I do suck."

He followed her, surprisingly fast for a man of his years.  He caught up with
her just as she reached an alleyway between two buildings.

He caught her arm, she spun in anger -- then his eyes met hers.

She could not break the gaze.  She stopped, dropped her arms in surrender to
his will.

Grampa led her into the little alleyway.

She was completely docile as Grampa fumbled with her tube-top, pulling it up
over her breasts.  He licked his lips as he watched her nipples harden in the
cool of the night air.

He unzipped the woman's short skirt, and pushed it down over her hips. As he
had expected, she wore no underwear.  She WAS a working-girl after all.

He unfastened his own trousers, allowing his cock out into the night air.

"I'll have to thank that couple somehow," Grampa thought, "I haven't had a
boner like this in a century."

He lifted the woman's leg and pushed her up against the building. Looking into
her eyes, he muttered, "You want me.  You need me."

"I want you," she said, softly.  "I need you.  Fuck me."

Grampa thrust his cock into the open, waiting pussy.  A few thrusts, and it was
just like the woman had said -- one, two, grunt.  Grampa came, suddenly.  He
left his deposit in the woman's letter slot, and backed away, rebuttoning his
pants.

"What can you expect from a 375-year-old penis?" Grampa muttered.

The woman stirred, trying to cover herself.

Grampa waved his hand; she met his gaze again and dropped her hands.

Grampa stepped over to her.  "You're not done yet," he whispered.  He lifted
her arm, turning her wrist so that her palm was up.  He licked his lips and
sank his fangs into her wrist.

The girl moaned softly as he sipped the warm blood from her arm.

          ...........................................................

Marilyn lay on the blanket looking out at the moon, dropping just to the
horizon.  Irving was snuggled up beside her, snoring softly.

A tear formed in her eye.  She had imagined losing her virginity in a more
romantic way...  her virginity!

The sudden realization hit her.  Grampa and Aunt Lily will know -- they can
"sense" virginity.  It will be so embarrassing!

She sniffed.  Now her nose was running.

Irving wiggled in his sleep, gripping her around the waist with one arm.

Marilyn wiped at her nose, wiggling it back and forth as she thought, "I wish
this had never happened..."

>> discontinuity <<

She was crouched down in front of Irv, who was on his knees, wearing his jockey
shorts.

Marilyn blinked.  She glanced over at the opening to the cave.  The moon was
high over the horizon.

"What's going on here?" she thought.  Irving pushed his shorts down over his
hips.  His erection bounced out, almost hitting her nose.

Marilyn sat back a little, pondering.

"Haven't you ever seen one before?" Irving snickered.

"I've seen Eddie's... but he was just a little kid,"  Marilyn said, still
puzzled.  She remembered doing this before -- doesn't Irv?

"Mine's a lot bigger and hairier than his, huh?"

"Well, bigger..."  Marilyn smiled.  "Maybe I'm getting a second chance," she
thought.  "This time I can do it differently..."

She leaned forward and grasped Irving's cock, wrapping her fingers around it.
She began to stroke, slowly at first, then picking up the pace.

"Oh, yeah," Irving gasped.  "That feels good."

Marilyn was getting into this.  She sped up still more.  Irving's hips were
twitching forward, thrusting into her hand.

"Put your mouth on it," Irving gasped.  "Please... your mouth on it..."

Marilyn didn't comply, she kept stroking.

Irving let go; a long, white jet of come spurted from the end of his cock,
spattering against Marilyn's breast.

Her strokes stopped, but Irving didn't.  Another spurt spattered on Marilyn's
shoulder, and a third hit her on the neck.

Irving collapsed down onto his heels.  Marilyn wiped at the come on her body.
Irving wrapped an arm around her and pulled her down onto the blanket.  He
clumsily kissed her cheek.

"Let me rest a minute," he moaned.  "Then..."  He dozed off.

Marilyn stewed a moment, then carefully extricated herself from Irving's grip.

She stood up.  She picked up Irving's shirt and cleaned his spunk from her
skin.  Dropping the shirt, she quietly gathered up her bra and dress, and put
them on.  She picked up Irving's trousers, and reached into the pockets,
pulling out his car keys and wallet.  These she dropped on the blanket, and
picked up the rest of Irving's clothes. She stepped over to the cave opening,
and hurled the clothing over the edge of the cliff.

Experimentally, she reached up and rubbed her nose and breathed, "I wish I was
home."

          ...........................................................

Grampa gripped the woman's wrist tightly, and wiggled his fingers over it.  The
flow of blood stopped, and the small wounds left by his incisors closed up.

"At least I've learned how to do some things right in all these years," he
muttered.

He tugged the girl's tube top down over her full breasts, and managed to get
her skirt back on her -- backwards, but it was on her.

He gazed into the woman's eyes again, and instructed, "Forget."

The woman stepped out of the alleyway onto the sidewalk.  She immediately began
to walk in the direction she had been heading, as if nothing had happened.

Grampa patted his stomach, and licked his lips.  He squared his shoulders and
transformed into a bat, flapping his way toward home.

          ...........................................................

Lily lay nestled under her husband's arm, her naked white body twined around
Herman's darker, greenish limbs.

"How long do you think it'll take to fix the generator?" she whispered.

"Not long...  why?" Herman whispered back.

"I was just wondering when I could expect you to be back in service."

Herman laughed and pulled her closer.

          ............................................................

Marilyn stood in darkness.

She reached out one hand, and touched a wall.

She followed the wall until her fingers brushed a light switch.  She flipped it
on, and was pleasantly pleased to find herself in her own room.

She stepped over and sat on the edge of her bed, thinking.

There were sounds in the house.  The scratching from the attic was probably
Grampa coming home from a night on the wing.  The faint scraping from the
basement was probably Eddie's pet.

The faint scent of smoke in the air probably was one of Uncle Herman's pieces
of equipment breaking down again.

Home again.  Everything back to normal.

"I wish I knew what was happening to me," she sighed.  Then an inspiration
struck her.

She reached up and rubbed her nose and repeated, "I wish I knew what was
happening to me."

Marilyn smiled.

"I'll have to have a talk with Aunt Lily in the morning," she said softly.

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                               Next on PORNO TV:
 
            The Addams Family: "Eddie Visits, or Wolf in the Folds"

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