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This story is divided into three "episodes", each dealing with different
characters and sex acts.

                                            THE SIMPSONS


EPISODE 1 -- THE ADVENTURES OF HOMERCULES

                    It was a normal day in the lives of the Simpsons.
Homer was outside building a doghouse for Santa`s Little Helper -- and it
was hell.  Since that #&@% Flanders complained about Homer`s "potty mouth",
Marge created the "curse jar".  Now whenever Homer said a curse word, he
had to put money in the jar.

                    He was almost out of money.

                    Finally done with that doghouse, and none too shabby a
job (according to Homer, anyway.).  Homer gathered his tools from the
ground and stood up -- knocking his head on a tree branch in the process.
"Dout!" He clinched his teeth and took it, trying his darnest not to curse.
He made it.  Now to the garage -- but on the way he stepped on a nail.
Homer grimisced in pain and bit his lip.  "Oh!  That will require a tetnus
shot!", Homer told himself in the most cheerful voice he could manage,
trying not to curse.  From somewhere off in the distance he heard that damn
kid yell "Ha, ha!".

                     Homer walked in the house, irrated and mad.  Marge was
in the kitchen cooking dinner.  "What`s wrong, Homey?  Did you hurt
yourself again?", she asked.  Homer was about to whine about his foot, when
he stopped to notice his wife.  In her tight-fitting green one-peice, with
those lovely eyes and wild hair.  Suddenly his foot was no longer the part
of his body demanding attention.  Now - as always - he had only one thing
on his mind.  "Homercules want some love`n", he said in his neanderthal
voice.  Marge giggled.  "Sorry!  I`m fixing Homercules` beans!".  She
reached her hand out and stroked the bulge in his pants.  "Homercules cares
not for beans!", her husband bellowed, picking her up and carrying her
upstairs, Marge giggling all the way.........

                     Once in the bedroom, Marge shed her clothes, revealing
her slim, sexy body.  Homer tore his clothes off as fast as he could.  He
took Marge`s plump breasts in hands, and squeezed them.  Marge knew what
her Homey wanted, and wasted no time.  She grabbed his huge cock and put it
to her lips, blowing on it gently, and then running her soft tounge down
it`s underside.  "Arrgghh!...", Homer was foaming at the mouth.  Marge
giggled to herself girlishly and continued, taking his whole shaft in her
mouth.  She sucked his plump manhood like a vacum, grinding her tounge
against it, mixing her hot saliva with it.............until it happened.
SPLAT!  Homer`s first load shot into her mouth, roughly hitting the back of
her throat.  Marge quickly took his cock out of her mouth and pointed it at
her face.  She knew what Homer liked to see.  His thick ropes of cum
splattered onto her cheeks, around her chin, and finally he shot his last
load into her bushy hair.  Marge let the feeling linger -- the hot slime
running down her face..............

                      Once Homer came down from his orgasm, Marge layed
down on the bed and bent her legs back toward her head, holding them in
place, and bent her bottom-half upwards, displaying her petite, shaven
pussy and the tiny, puckered anus below it.  "How about returning the
favor, Homey!", she winked at him.  Homer put his face to her pussy, which
was already a little wet.  "Mmmm, cunt!", he murmured to himself lustfully.
He got right to it -- probing his tounge into the depths of her sweet
pussy, slurping up her hot juices, and biting her clit - gently - to get
Marge off.  "Ohhh, Homey, I think I`m gonna....." Then suddenly she came -
a new load of juice gushing from her depths.  Homer buried his mouth in her
twat, savoring the moment.......



--------------------------------------------------------- EPISDODE 2 --
BART AND MILHOUSE`S EXELLENT ADVENTURE
                     Meanwhile, in Bart`s treehouse......  Bart and his
four-eyed friend Milhouse were looking over thier collection of Radioactive
Man comics.  "No offense, Bart, but I think Atomic Man is cooler than
Radioactive Man.", Milhouse said.  Bart was shocked -- "What!  Atomic Man
is just a cheap imatation!" "Explain", Milhouse demanded.
"Okay....Radioactive Man has the snappy catchphrase 'Up, up, and away!',
while Atomic Man has the lame moniker 'Up, up, and let`s go.'" Milhouse
backed down.  "I stand corrected." Bart stood up and headed for the
treehouse door.  "I got some more really old ones I stole from Martin!
Lemme go get `em." Bart climbed down the ladder and ran into his house
excitedly.  Milhouse sat for a few minutes looking at comics, when suddenly
the secret door opened!  It was Lisa, Bart`s brainy little sister.
Milhouse had always had a crush on her, and had dreamed of being alone with
her.  "Oh, uh, hi Lisa.", he said, trying not to sound too shy.  "Hello,
Milhouse.  You and Bart have had a tiring day.  How about a
little......'nap time'!", Lisa rasped seductivly.  "But, uh, i`m not
tired.", he relpied.  "Who said anything about sleeping?", she whispered
back, fingering herself.  "Oh, well, uh, I don`t know Lisa, what if Bart
comes up!" "He won`t.  I locked him in the basement when he was looking for
comics!", Lisa comforted him, caressing his chest.  Milhouse pinched
himself.  This wasn`t a dream..........

                             Lisa could tell she would have to make the
first move, so she lifted her pretty red dress off her young body,
presenting her underdeveloped tits and her adorable bubble-butt.  Milhouse
gasped -- he couldn`t believe his eyes, Lisa was even more beatiful naked
then she was clothed.  She took him in her arms and deep-kissed him.  This
seemed to loosen him up a little.  She then pulled his clothes off,
catching a glimpse of his little dick -- which was now rock-hard.  As
Milhouse began to explore Lisa`s body, she began to jerk his pint-sized
penis.  She then tried to speak in her sexiest voice -- "Take me,
Milhouse!" He needed no further coaxing.  He mounted her preteen body as
she layed down on the treehouse floor.  Positioning his dick at her cute
little tiny twat, she suddenly stopped him.  "Be gentle, Milhouse, this is
my first time." He could now see that her pussy lips had turned a shade of
pink, and were opening a little.  Some wet goo was seeping out.  "Now,
Milhouse!" He drove his dick into her, thrusting it in and out, savoring
her tightness, when suddenly he saw something else seeping out her pussy --
blood!  He was repulsed, but Lisa assured him - "Don`t worry, that`s what
happens when a girl makes her passage to womanhood!" Milhouse just stared
at her dumbly.  "It doesn`t hurt.", she said.  "Oh, that`s what that
meant!" So he went back to pumping her, getting close to orgasm,
when............"Uggggh!" He came, shooting his little load into her belly.
He relaxed his body, with a toothy grin on his face.  "Wait, what about
me?", Lisa scowled.  Milhouse didn`t know what to do, so she walked him
through it.  He stuck his tounge into her now-gooey pussy, and sucked at
the little knot of soft flesh in the center.  When Lisa finally came,
Milhouse inquired, "I guess that`s one of those things they don`t teach you
in school, huh?"



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EPISODE 3 -- BART MAKES THE GRADE

                           RIIIINNNGGG The bell rang.  School was out.  On
any other day, Bart would have been the first one out the door, but not
today.  You see, Homer and Marge had told him if he didn`t get a good grade
on his history test, he couldn`t go see "Space Mutants IV".  Bart sighed.
He had just finished the test, and he didn`t think he would be seeing that
movie any time soon.  His cruel, cynical, middle-aged teacher, Mrs.
Crabapple, collected his test.  All the other kids were gone by now, and
she had shut the door.  She looked over his test, graded it with her red
pen in a matter of seconds, and gave it back to him.  F.  "Ahh, Mrs.
Crabapple, come on!  Can`t you let me pass just this once?", he pleaded.
"Ha.  Nope." was her only reply.  "Pleaseeee?  I`ll do anything!".  Mrs.
Crabapple stopped and glared at him.  "Anything?" "You bet!", he exclaimed.
"Come with me to the teacher`s lounge, Bart.".............

                            Bart walked with her to the teacher`s lounge.
It was empty, and he was shocked to find that it had a big, dirty-looking
mattress in the corner.  "What`s that for?", Bart inquired.  Mrs.
Crabapple smirked - "Let`s just say I make some extra money in the, er,
'movie business'.  So far, though, only that panzy Skinner will, uh, 'star'
with me, and there`s certain things he won`t do." "Like what?", Bart asked.
"Like this" -- she showed him some dirty pictures she had confiscated from
some kid`s locker.  They showed guys fucking girls in the butt.
"Ohhh....now it`s all coming together...", Bart said as he began to see
Mrs.  Crabapple in a whole new way......

                             Mrs.  Crabapple set up a video camera and
mounted the mattress.  She then told Bart to take his clothes off.  He
happily oblieged.  She got into doggie-style position on the mattress --
with her clothes still on.  "Uh, Mrs.  Crabapple, I hate to 'ruin the
moment', but....", he started.  "I know, Bart, why my clothes are still on!
Just use your head, boy." Bart kneeled behind her and lifted up the back of
her skirt, revealing that she had no panties on!  What`s more, her butt and
shaved pussy were gorgous!  "Sayyyy.....Mrs.  Crabapple, you don`t look
half bad with your clothes off!", Bart commented.  "Shut up and get down to
business, boy!"

                              Bart didn`t have to be told twice -- with
Mrs.  Crabapple still in doggie-style position, he lifted her skirt up onto
her back, and began running his tounge deep into her buttcrack, sticking it
as far as it would go into her bulging anus -- which seemed to pucker
outward instead of inward.  He also lapped at her sloppy, loose-looking
pussy, which was already wet.  "Ohh, Bart, I`m in heaven..." Bart was
pretty damn horny by now, and decided to get right to it -- he positioned
his rock-hard erection at her buttcrack, but Mrs.  Carbapple`s buttcheeks
were too chubby to hold apart good enough for him to enter her.  "Here,
Bart, let me help you with that", she offered as she reached her hands
behind and parted her cheeks.  Now Bart had a real good look at her anal
hole -- rosy red, and pulsing in and out from Mrs.  Crabapple flexing her
butt with pleasure.  Bart took some of the weird jelly-type stuff she had
told him to use, smeared some on his dick and into her hole, and began to
inch it in slowly.  "No Bart!  SLAM that motherfucker into me!!" she
comanded.  So he lurched foward, leaning on her back, and got a good grip
on her plump breasts -- which were still covered by her sweater.  He
couldn`t believe how good it felt to fuck her butt -- it was a slimy,
smooth tunnel that was constantly tightening and contracting around his
cock.  Bart could even hear little 'swish' noises from the gunk he put on
his dick grinding into her rectum.  Finally he came, shooting his little
load into her butt.

                           Exhausted, Bart fell back on the mattress, but
Mrs.  Crabapple said "Bart, there`s one more thing I`d like you to do for
the camera." Bart wondered what that was, when he saw a little of his cum
dribble out of her butthole, and she commanded.  "Suck out your gunk!" Bart
was kinda repulsed at first, but then remembered "Space Mutants IV" was on
the line here......  So he pressed his mouth as tight as he could onto her
anus, and began sucking his own cum out.  It tasted bitter and kinda sick
as it oozed into his mouth.  When he was finally done, and swallowed his
slime down, he winked at Mrs.  Crabapple - "I guess you could call
that.....getting to the bottom of things!  Hahaha!" Mrs.  Crabapple
groaned.  Another one of his clever jokes.

                            Just another day in the life of the
Simpsons.....

