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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major
      Character_Death, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Video_Blogging_RPF, Youtube_RPF
  Relationship:
      Mark_Fischbach/Sean_McLoughlin
  Character:
      Sean_McLoughlin, Mark_Fischbach
  Additional Tags:
      Bondage, Rough_Oral_Sex, Torture, Police_Brutality, Autoerotic
      Asphyxiation, Autism_Spectrum, Implied/Referenced_Suicide, Cancer,
      Alternate_Universe_-_Soulmates, Orgasm_Delay/Denial, Alternative_Werewolf
      Lore, Comeplay, Inflation, Fisting, Diapers, Minions, Drug_Withdrawal,
      Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo, Daddy_Kink, Cardiophilia, Orgy, Public
      Masturbation, Septiplier_-_Freeform
  Series:
      Part 3 of Making_the_Septiplier_Fanbase_Look_Bad
  Stats:
      Published: 2016-11-24 Words: 2129
****** Yass ******
by MiddleNameIgnominy
Summary
     Jack finds that he's not the only member of his sorority.
Jack whipped out his booper dooper and Mark put his boner in it. The end.
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I need to up the word count of this fic, so here are the lyrics to We Are
Number One, but every 'one' is replaced by Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
♪
Hey!
♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Now, listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain, number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so
much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before
bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek
is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of
my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to
sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers
into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and
puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for
Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I
can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I
want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his
love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all
ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Hey!
♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net
That I just found
When I say go
Be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else!
Now watch and learn
Here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
Ha ha ha!
What are you doing?!
♪
Hey!
♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Hey!
♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
♪♪♪
We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the
merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him
for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad
hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for
Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying
now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth
is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This
is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto
my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates
my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt
tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please
Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”.
Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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