
Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/251367.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Eridan_Ampora/Sollux_Captor
  Character:
      Eridan_Ampora, Sollux_Captor
  Stats:
      Published: 2011-09-10 Words: 2041
****** Updated ******
by Chichirinoda
Summary
     Sollux offers to webcam with Eridan, or is it that Eridan offers to
     show off for Sollux?
Notes
     I honestly have no clue when this fic is set...and I don't care.
     Enjoy.
     Written for kink_bingo for the prompt: Exhibitionism
Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you have a number of INTERESTS.
Chief amongst those INTERESTS at the moment is determining why a certain
YELLOW-BLOOD TROLL is trolling you. You'd ask who THIS DOUCHEBAG is, but
unfortunately, you already know.

> Eridan:_Answer_this_douchebag
twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
TA: hey eriidan, run thii2 program.
TA: http://ta22erver.com/runthii2anddonta2kque2tiion2eriidan.exe
TA: ii'll waiit.
CA: are you fuckin kidding me?
CA: wwhy the fuck wwould i just install wwhatevver stupid shit you send me like
a glubable idiot
TA: don't you mean gulliible?
CA: wwhatevver
TA: ju2t run iit, two be hone2t ii'm doiing you a courte2y by even a2kiing
iin2tead of ju2t hackiing you and doiing iit by remote.
CA: wwhat is it?
TA: iit'2 ju2t an upgrade for your trolliian client, jegu2.
TA: you would thiink that ii wa2n't tru2tworthy or 2omethiing.
CA: did you send it to anyone else?
TA: nope, feel priiviileged, fi2hpriince, you're my fiir2t cu2tomer, and also
the beta te2ter.
TA: ju2t iin2tall the damn thiing, wiill you?
CA: glub
CA: fine but im wwarnin you if this thing is just to bloww up my computer or
somethin equally juvvenile my revvenge wwill be pretty fuckin spectacular sol
TA: not worriied.

> Eridan:_Run_the_program
You run the program. Your husktop so far fails to explode, and the trollian
connection appears to be uninterrupted, though it gains a red and blue border
around the chat windows. They're not actually too unattractive, so you decide
not to complain.
CA: okay its installed
CA: nothin much seems different
TA: wow, ii can 2ee you.
CA: wwhat?
TA: hahaha! thii2 ii2 amaziing! ii reprogrammed iit 2o we can open viideo
moniitor2 and 2ee each other whiile we talk.
TA: man, your hiive ii2 fuckiing 2weet.
TA: ii can't beliieve anyone need2 2o much fucking 2pace for one troll.
CA: are you fuckin serious
CA: you set up this wwhole thing and all you wwant to do is critique my design
skills?
CA: wwhich by the wway are obvviously just superior beyond your peasantlike
mind to appreciate
TA: oh 2top complaiiniing, ii'm allowed two celebrate a liittle.
TA: the poiint ii2, iit work2, ii'm a geniiu2.
CA: howw do i open a vvideo wwindoww to see you then?
TA: you don't.
CA: wwhat do you mean?
TA: ii haven't iin2talled the patch on my hu2ktop, of cour2e.
TA: why would ii want all of you nook2niiffer2 watchiing me whenever you want?!

CA: wwait are you sayin you can sea me but im nevver going to be able to sea
you and basically you just tricked me into installing this so you can spy on
me?
CA: id say its flatterin that youvve got such an interest but its really just
flippin wweird sol
TA: blah blah do 2omethiing iintere2tiing iit'2 boriing watchiing you type.
CA: wwhat should i do?
TA: ii dunno, how about 2tart by takiing that 2tupiid cape off.
TA: iit'2 obstructiing my viiew of the re2t of the room.
CA: its not stupid
TA: you're 2tupiid.
CA: youre so fuckin unbelievvable howw dare you address me in that manner?
TA: becau2e ii'm currently holdiing the potentiial mean2 for collectiing 2weep2
of blackmaiil materiial iin my hot, lowblooded hand2
TA: ju2t take iit off, priince.
TA: take iit ALL off.
TA: ii'm watchiing.


==>

Is he really saying what you think he's saying?
CA: are you fuckin sayin wwhat i think youre sayin?
CA: you wwant me to strip off all a my clothes
CA: wwhile you wwatch
TA: yeah, 2ure.
TA: do iit, priince.
TA: my bulge ii2 already throbbiing thiinkiing of catchiing a gliimp2e of your
2uperiior 2ea dweller phy2iique.
TA: a lowblood liike me can't hope two have thii2 chance twiice.
CA: uh
Yes.
Fuck yes.
He is really saying what you think he's saying.
This is AMAZING.
...
There is absolutely no way in which this can possibly come back to bite you in
the ass later.
CA: okay ill do it
TA: what?
TA: ii mean, oh man, thank you.
TA: ii've really 2eriiou2ly hiit my lucky day.
TA: iit'2 liike my wriiggliing day came early.
CA: your sarcasm is reely fuckin unappreciated sol so just carp it the fuck out

TA: no really ii'm exciited.
CA: really?
TA: no.
TA: but quiit beiing a wriiggler and get on wiith iit.

> Eridan:_Get_on_with_it
You aren't really sure exactly what you're supposed to do, but you undress
every day. How hard can it be to do it now, even knowing that some dirty-
blooded, desperate fool is watching you from several hundred miles away?
Your collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system is
throbbing in your chest in a manner you haven't experienced since the day you
decided to ask Feferi to be your moirail. But you struggle to keep your
expression nonchalant as you begin to take off your cape, and then your scarf.
Oops, the husktop is beeping again.
TA: oh yeah.
TA: 2howiing off 2o much 2kiin, priince.
TA: iit'2 downriight 2candalou2!
CA: givve me a fuckin break
CA: im wworkin on it
TA: you can't be comfortable iin that chaiir, priince.
TA: why don't you liie down on the floor or 2omethiing?
TA: ju2t make 2ure ii can 2tiill 2ee you.
CA: howw am i gonna type wwhen im lyin on the fuckin floor?
TA: who 2ay2 you need two 2ay anythiing?
TA: do a2 you're told.
CA: im of half a mind to forget this wwhole flippin thing
CA: wwhy did i agree to this anywway?
TA: becau2e you're fuckiing de2perate.
Okay. He has a point.
You decide to take the husktop down with you, anyway. You're not sure you can
just lie there on the floor, stripping on camera, without the ability to see
what Sollux is saying or to respond to his jibes.
CA: okay im lyin on the floor
TA: ii know, ii can 2ee you, remember?
CA: fuck off sol im tryin to concentrate
Fuck, this is embarrassing.
You sit up just enough to pull the sweater off over your head, careful not to
tangle it in your horns. That would really make him laugh at you.
In fact, he's probably laughing right now, anyway. Your vascular system is
still pounding hard, and you can hear another beep as you receive a new
trollian message.
Why won't he just fucking shut up?
But there's only a single word on the screen.
TA: oh.
Oh? What does oh mean?
You have a feeling it might be good.
With a little more confidence, you roll onto your stomach on the plush carpet,
and kick off your shoes.
CA: oh?
CA: oh wwhat sol?
TA: nothiing, my fiinger 2liipped.
CA: slipped
CA: wwhat wwere you really doing wwith your fingers sol
CA: come on givve me a little somethin
CA: you touchin yourself sol?
TA: take off the re2t and ii miight giive you a liittle 2omethiing.
CA: fuck that
CA: no wwait i changed my mind
CA: you can see me right?
CA: wwatch me good sol
CA: and then talk to me
You give your hips a little writhe, closing your eyes and letting your mouth
fall open. You can hear the husktop beeping again, but you ignore it, your
earfins spreading in an arousal display, showing off the gills tucked in behind
them.
You're literally grinding your bulge against the floor, and it feels good, but
is frustrating, too.
You hope it is equally frustrating for Sollux.
Your hands shift down and push at the waistband of your pants, pushing them
down. You literally writhe them off, kicking them aside as you roll onto your
back, fingers splayed over your bulge to keep it mostly hidden from Sollux'
view.
Now you are ready to answer that douchebag again.
TA: eriidan
TA: holy 2hiit what are you doiing
TA: uh
TA: fuck
TA: FUCK
CA: not too coherent noww huh sol?
TA: fuck you iim fiine
CA: tell me wwhat youre doing or this is as far as it goes
TA: hey you can't do that, thii2 program ii2 already miine and ii can turn iit
on any tiime ii want two.
TA: 2o you can 2uck my bulge, priince.
CA: no you suck my bulge pissblood
CA: ill just upright get myself another husktop if i wwant to
CA: so if you wwant more you can answwer my question
CA: just do as youre fuckin told lowwblood filth
TA: fuck you
CA: turnin this off noww
TA: WAIIT.
Wow, you can't believe this is working.
TA: okay you want two know what ii'm doiing?
TA: ii'm 2iittiing at my hu2ktop, at my de2k.
TA: my pant2 are open and my hand ii2
TA: ca what are you doiing
You realize abruptly that you've wrapped your fingers around your own bulge and
started to stroke lazily, your head turned to the right so you can see each
trollian message come in.
It's a little awkward to reach over to type, but you manage it.
CA: nevvermind wwhat im doin if you cant figure it out by lookin then youre
pretty coddamned stupid
TA: 2hiit thii2 ii2 2o fucked up.
TA: okay
TA: 2o my hand ii2 2ort of rubbiing agaiin2t my bulge2
TA: bulge
TA: iit'2 hard two type one handed
TA: ii2 thii2 even 2exy??
CA: just keep goin
You close your eyes as the pleasure starts to mount, the carpet rubbing against
your shoulderblades as you shift restlessly, knowing that Sollux can see every
inch of you.
This is the most exciting thing you've ever done.
As you come, you arch your back, feeling the burn in your shoulders as you open
your mouth with a shout of pleasure.
Fuck, that's pretty messy. Well, your pail is in a completely different room.
It wasn't as though you could really stop and go get it.
Your husktop has been beeping like mad.
TA: oh god
TA: ca holy 2hiit
TA: ii2 thii2 really happening
TA: oh my god
CA: it wwas your fuckin idea
CA: did you come?
TA: uh
TA: yeah fuckiing hell priince that wa2 fuckiing iin2ane.

> Eridan:_Indulge_yourself
You lick some fluid from your hand and roll over onto your stomach again to
type properly.
TA: hnnngh...
CA: wwell considerin the success of this particular vventure
CA: i think im justified in askin
CA: red or black?
TA: are you kiiddiing me?
CA: no
TA: look thii2 wa2 not what ii piictured 2pendiing my eveniing doiing.
TA: ii'll have two get back two you on that.
CA: wwell all right i guess i can give you a little time to wwork it out
TA: thank2 ii gue22.
CA: at least noww you havve some idea of wwhat i fuckin bring to the table so
to speak
TA: oh my god ii momentariily forgot how annoyiing you are.
CA: wwhatevver
CA: wwe done here?
CA: i need to clean up
TA: yeah ii gue22 2o.
CA: wwait

> Eridan:_Remember_something
There is one rather important detail that you hadn't considered.
TA: what now?
CA: wwere you recording this?
TA: duh
CA: fuck
CA: you had better not fuckin showw this to anyone!
TA: ...
CA: i mean it pissblood
TA: ...
CA: stop doin that!
TA: 2orry can't type two bu2y laughiing
CA: FUCK YOU SOLLUX I MEAN IT DELETE THAT GLUBBIN RECORDING!
TA: nope
TA: 2orry
TA: no can do.
CA: fine wwell at least i can take comfort in knowwin i have incriminatin
evvidence of my owwn
TA: oh
TA: riight well obviiou2ly we can ju2t mutually agree not two 2how thii2
anywhere, riight?
CA: wwell just sea
CA: but i can say that so long as you dont showw that vvideo your flipperin out
ovver the sight a me wwill remain safe in my logs
CA: and a copy in a remote location you dont fuckin knoww about wwhere i
automatically back up all my logs to
TA: fuck
TA: 2eriiou2ly?
CA: wwouldnt you like to knoww
TA: yeah okay fiine iit'2 a draw today
TA: troll you agaiin 2ome other tiime?
CA: lookin forwward to it
twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
Fuck yes.
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