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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Underage
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      Published: 2016-06-25 Updated: 2017-12-24 Chapters: 2/? Words: 1598
****** Leaps ******
by RoseWorksHatter, YaguraKaratachi
Summary
     During the destruction of the Leaf Village, Naruto comes across
     something that just might save them all
***** Prologue *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
There was a loud slap sounding throughout the halls of the school. Armin’s head
jerked to the side, but before he had the chance to clutch at his cheek in
astonishment, there was a callused hand in his hair.
“Who do you think you are, huh?” His attacker pressed his hard iron body
against the short male’s breathing hard down his neck and then rubbing his
three large teeth against his skin.
“Iyama!”
He growled and jerked Armin forward. “It’s Iyami, you sheesh!”
“I-I… I’m sorry,” Armin cried, but Iyamu had his hands in the boy’s hair before
he could make another sound.
“Shut up, idjt!” Armin moaned, “HARDER!!!” He yelled.
It wasn’t long before the most well-known student at STUPIDITY HIGH cummed
running through the hallway. He paused long enough to notice the disgusting
couple smacking their lips on one another and then took another moment to toss
his hair back in dramatic effect.
“HAH!” He shouted. “I see once again my fellow… Choromatsu (read: Corramahtsu)
girls”
“Shut up you baka,” Jean said, walking behind his lover. “You’re always acting
so stupid…” he muttered, and then leaned all over his man. They made out in the
hallway. This was Gay Boys High, after all.
Aiyama kissed at Armin’s reddened neck, his previously unblemished skin now
going bruised.
“Now I can make my claim on you….” he commented, rubbing his neck harder
against Arminie;s eyes.
“Mm!” he moaned. “Please… Iyamaish!!”
“Shh,” Aiyo hushed him. “Nobody can see us... “
Actualy everyone can cece you guys” ERwin replied. “Get to class before i write
you guys up for :P(DA.)
“B-but Daddy hasn’t given cummies yet!” Levi, a five (four?) year old,whined.
He was carried by his daddy, Eren, who appeared to be happy. “Don’t worry,
little baby boy, I’ll give you cummies very soon.”
Levi cheered as he RIPPED OPEN EREN’S STOMACH TO GET HIS CUMMIES FROM THE
SOURCE.
Eren cried out in pleasure, even as blood flowed from his stomach. “There,
three, darling,” he moaned, both in pain and pleasure. “Get your cummies now.”
Levi made a sound of delight as he slurped Eren’s intestines. It was like a
scene straight from Pupa. (AN: if u don’t know what that is get da hell out of
here!) It was really fucked up and gross. Daddy (read: Eren) got off on it
though.
As white strings of sticky fluids left his eighty-three inch penis, which had
burst free from the confinements of his clothings. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” He
cried.
“What in the actual fucking fuckie fucker fawker helll Dammint shityamabn
happend?” Karamatsu said. Where are my lovley Karamatsu gals at?
“Right here SENPAI” . Marco yelled He was wearing a wig that had pony tails on
it.
“MAROC, NO!” Jean cried as fell to the ground. “How Could ypu betray me like
this? I thought we were friends! I thought you died to advance my
characterization! Was that all a lie?”
Mardo turned aorund to face his ex-lover, his ex-aider. He shook his wig, his
hair flowing well to appease the crowd around him. “I’m sorry,” he said, lips
puckered up high and mighty, “but who are you?”
Jean let out a cry of anguish as he felt a knife stab into his back. “Carom…” a
cough filled with blood “I...trusted you….I...I LOVED you!” The blood on his
uniform started to soak the school’s tiles. No one called an ambulance.
“Mroca….please…”
“YES DADDY HARDER” Choromatsu screamed As Ichimatsu pounded into his sex. “DO
IT HARDER”
“You like that you sex sucker?” Ichimatsu flipped chromatsu over onto his side.
GOD DAMN THAT SEX IS HUGE” Chroematsu screamed.
“Karamtsu joined and filed his mouthe with his sex.
“Choromatsue used his inner mind langugage to scream “ DADDY POUNED MY SEX!”
“WOAH YOU GUYS NEED TO CHILL OUT” Elliot yelled.
Meanwhile, Levi, who had finished his cummies earlier and was very satisfied
with his day, trudged over to Elliot. He stepped over Jean, ignoring the blood
soaking his white vans (that his good daddy had given him yesterday. Damn
Daddy.).
“Stop it!” he cried, tears staining his red cheeks (stained with dried blood i
think). “How can you say that to us? This is a good day and we deserve better
than people like you trying to kinkshame us for who we are!”
He tried to get up in Elliot’s face, but he was only four (five) years old and
was very short.
“My daddy always taught me to love my cummiesw and self, and people who live
with me! This is movie star planet and we need to treat it right by nourishing
the soil with our white spunk and tears of blood!”
Elliot looked at his offender, readying his reply….
Chapter End Notes
     Do you think we should continue this? Our beta readers said this was
     amazing so we are considering it! Plus, we worked really hard on this
     and we spent about 2 hours on it. The rest of the fandoms will be
     included in later chapters.
***** Chapter 2 *****
Chapter Summary
     what shall elliot say? time to find out!
Chapter Notes
     hey guys!! it's been a few days, but the new chapter is finally
     ready!! hope you enjoy!
See the end of the chapter for more notes
People were dying and roseworkshatter is a rat.
“What's going on?” Nyaruto asked, sounding concerned. Everywhere he looked,
there was chaos and destruction. The buildings were falling and people were
getting crushed left and right.
“Nyaruto!”
A voice shouted from the distance, catching Nyaruto’s attention. It was Hinata.
She was dashing towards him with amazing speed, her face marred with dried
blood. Nyaruto was horrified @ the blood. He dashed towards her hurriedly
quickly.
“Hinata, what happened to you?!” Nyaruto “screamed.
“The bloods not mine”
Naruto went still, his blue eyes wide as he
watched his comrade. Just what had he miss
ed?! Hinata pulled naruto’s hand close.
He swallowed hard and glanced down at their held hands then met her eyes again,
wondering what was going on in her mind.
“Naruto,” Hinata whispered, “Your dick game weak.”
“It be yo own nibbas” Besides, he thought, that's not what Sasuke thinks.
Then suddenly, Choromatsu from Gay Boys High appeared! “Move I'm gay❤️❤️”
Naruto jumped back with his chakra on his feet, looking on in confusion because
he still had no clue what was going on.
Suddenly, Jean was behind Naruto, yelling about how he shouldn’t touch Jean’s
man.
The boy had lived.
“Who the hell are you?!” Cried Kyle Broflovski from South Park who had no idea
where he was. “Get off my land hobknocker” Saduke screamed
Naruto’s eyes darted away from the 4th grader and his new companions, Jean and
Choroko, instead focusing on the familiar appearance of his friend, Sasauoke.
“Stay away from me hoe I’m with daddy token now,” Sakseu yelled.just then cart
man stabs Kyle, “then perish”
Kenny looked aghast as he charged after Carter, his eyes murderous. Kenny
killed Cartma and brought Kyle back to life, his wounds gone. sasuke whips out
his dick. Which is 69 feet long & 2 inches wide.
Naruto could feel himself start to drool a little at the sight but he had to
control himself and figure out who the hell this token guy was and why sasugay
was with him.
Then Sig frm puyo puyo appeared abd beat the shit outta saskue, yelling “you’re
nasty im reporting you on movie star planet.”
”report me bitch I'll fuck your mom”
“Sausuke, you can't do that!”
“That hoe is right,” a voice from the shadows said; it was Token!f
Sasukie attacks sig
with his abnormal yard stick.
Naruto didn't know what he should focus on in that moment, but he knew that he
did not like who this token guy was and he was gonna say so.
 
“HOLD IT,” shouted yaoi hand from yona of the dawn; he had a yaoi hand and used
it to jerk on sassssksuese’s yard stick
“Why” naruto breathes out with a sigh in quick confusion.
“Shit it, idiot,” skaue said, frowning, “Yaoi knows what he's talking about.”
“SHUT UP YOU FUCKING FUCKS FUCKING HURRIEDLY QUICKLY SHUTTTING UP SHUT UP OH MY
GOD 5 PEE PEE MAN” screamed bakugou, the one causing destruction to the leaf
village! Five Pepe man ped onto naruto; quick confusion striking the crowd of
quickly on lookers
“The Hyuga clan is the most powerful in all of Konohagakure,” Hinata said, “I
won't let you kids destroy my village.”
“Destruction?! Of my village?” inquired Monokuma, “it’s more likely thank you
think. Free murder checkup now!”
“Of course it's likely if people are dying you fucktatd” bakugou said
Naruto scowled, “You're the reason people are dying, asshole!”
“Look,” Bakugou statrted, but before he coould finish, his worst enemy appeared
- elliot!
“I hate my life and I wish I could fuck Leo one more time” Elliot screamed as
he was summoned.
Naruto nodded in understanding, his eyes sad, “I feel the same way, though I'd
rather… “ he glanced at sasfke.
“Back off thay’s my hoe,” Token said, grabbing skse’s 4000 yards long dick.
“PleSd stop ✋ I have ah- kids” saukie said.
“Wha… what? With who!?” Naruto cried.
 
“With me u stupid hoe,” token said.
“I'm not straight” Hinata saysied.
“Eeh, I thought you had a crush on me, Hinata-chan!” I
“BITCH it was a cover up” hinata said as she started making out with her
girlfriend ino.
Bakugou shot off Kenny’s leg and he dies and doesn't come back at all ever.
 
“OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY” shouted stan, his boyfriend yelling “YOU
BASTARDS” right after.
“So many people dying these days… what the hell’s wrong with the world?” Naruto
cried.
“Stop crying and come eat this divk” neji pulled down his cowboy hat
“This village ain't big enough for all these fandoms,” Sig said, frowning, “and
definitely not your dick, I mean Sasss has that covered.”
“NONSENSE” screamed yahaba from haikyuu, successfully introducing another
fandom into this mess.
Elliot pulls out a glock and points at Levi. Perish.
Will he pull the trigger? Find out next chapter!
Chapter End Notes
     so what do you think? please tell us in the comments! expect another
     chapter next week!
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