Malinov's Spam Titles Story Contest
aka
Malinov's Exploding Niples Contest

Malinov started this contest on the 18th of September 1997 with the following post to ASSD (the original can be found at google):

'You're browsing through the piles and piles of SPAM, looking for some insightful comment, subtly funny joke, or crude enticement by your fellow ASSians. While wading through the endless list of SPAMola, one invariably comes across with such a curious offer, such an unbelievable description of sexual possiblities that you are almost compelled to look at the worthless tripe.

Story Contest - Just for Fun
or
If They're Going to Annoy Us, They Might As Well Inspire Us

Write a story and post it to ASS or ASSM, 1000 words or less, which has its title stolen from a real piece of SPAM.

The story should bear some relation to the title, but since the contest has no sponsor, prize or even a real celebrity judge, what would we do to you if it didn't?

Malinov
Creative Spur'

• "1997 Teen Blow Job Tournament" (teen, fm, oral, exhib) by Daphne Xu



• "All This for Only 79 Cents?" by The Bear (Baird Allen)



• "BARBIE IS WAITING! or (The great spam rush of '97)" by Richard Rivers



• "Barley Legal Teens" (mf, rom) by Bronwen



• "Cheerleader With No Panties" (spam-inspired humour) by Johnny D.



• "The House of Sin" (voyeur, FemDom, F/F, rape, snuff, humor) by Bronwen [follow up to "Seeing is Believing"]



• "Look What I Did When My Boyfriend Left for the Weekend" by The Bear (Baird Allen)
  
  
• "Man Sucking Teen Tampon" (Mf, teen, oral, cons) by Daphne Xu
  
  
• "My Nipples Explode with Delight" by The Bear (Baird Allen)
  
  
• "Sam's Bad Day" (fff+, M/ff, oral, fisting, incest) by Bronwen [not really a spam title contest entry, but goes with Bronwen's next two stories]
  
  
• "Seeing is Believing" (voyeur, MF/F, fisting, vegetables, FemDom, BDSM, humor) by Bronwen [follow up to "Sam's Bad Day"]
  
  
• "Spam Contest" by TariaT
  
  
• "Spam Cops: Part I" by C. Payne
  
  
• "Spam Cops: Part II" by C. Payne
• "Tasty Young Coeds" (caution) by Johnny D.
  
  
• "The Morning After" (FF Kinda) by Tom Bombadil
  
  
• "Tit Torture-Free Site" (breasts, no-sex,zap) by Daphne Xu
  
  
• "X Marks the Spot" by Malinov
  
  
• "Young, Dumb-Full of Cum"
  by M1ke Hunt