0 comments/ 10101 views/ 2 favorites The Kings of Porn By: MaxErotic Saturday night has arrived. Myron is honking his red, rebuilt Mustang frantically, waiting for me to join him for another joy ride. He just got the transmission fixed. Last Saturday, we had to outrun the police in a high speed chase. It's amazing they didn't catch us. We were in a liquor store and Myron started grabbing shit off of the shelves in handfuls. The next thing I knew, Myron was saying, "Quick, man, let's get the hell out of here!" We ditched the joint fast; and within minutes cops were headed in our direction. We could hear the sirens but couldn't see the cruiser. Myron got onto a highway and punched it full out. We got away but there's no knowing for sure if they got his plates but I am assuming that they didn't because a week has passed without any trouble. Tonight, Myron wants to do it again. He got his transmission replaced with a new one for free: His dad's a mechanic and gets them dirt cheap. His dad's a bit of a badass himself; said he was just like Myron in the old days, so he supports Myron's delinquent adventures. Besides, Myron can't afford a loose transmission, not with his recent addiction to jackin' places for free shit. "Hey dude, get in!" yells Myron from the driver's seat through the open passenger window. I hop in and he takes off before I can even get my seatbelt done up. "I was thinkin', we should take it easy tonight. I am not quite sure if the cops are still looking for me." "Alright," I consent. "Like what? What do you have in mind?" "I dunno. I just want to get some porn and some beer and chill out at my pad. What do you want to do?" "Well, I don't really feel like porn;" I admit, "it's lame. I'd rather fuck some chicks for real, you know, actually get some pussy." "Yeah. I know bro. But what else is there to do? Whenever we go to the bar, we don't get any pussy," says Myron. "That's because you like to get into fights, man. Chicks aren't into sluggers and brawlers. We can go to the bar but I'm not getting into a fight this week. My elbow's still healing from two weeks ago." "Alright," sighs Myron. "I hear ya. You know I can't not fight. I have to fight. It's what I do." "Porn it is, then," I concede. Myron rips around the city dangerously for an hour before finally screeching into the parking lot of the local porn store, The Porn King. "Porn King baby! We're so pathetic, hey Mitchy-boy," teases Myron as he steps out of the car. "Don't call me Mitchy-boy! Not here! People might think we're fuckin' gaylords or something," I say, completely annoyed. Myron walks over to me with puppy dog eyes then punches me in the shoulder. I punch him back in the shoulder but he counters and punches me back immediately, only this time in the nuts. It takes me a few moments to recover from getting hit in the balls. When I recover, I chase after Myron, who is now a good twenty feet from where I was standing and bag him back in the balls right in front of the door to The Porn King. "You boys always hit each in the dick before fucking each other?" laughs a gorgeous blonde standing with a group of friends outside of the store. "No," begins Myron. "We usually punch each other in the dick before fucking hot chicks like you," barks Myron with his best comeback. "I fuckin' doubt you've ever been laid before, chump," laughs the blonde hottie as her friends high-five her and break out in hysterical laughter. Myron just smiles at her and opens the door. I follow. We notice that no one is inside the store. Not only is the store without customers but it is also without a cashier. Myron looks at me devilishly. "Free shit," says Myron, "Look, no one's here. We could fuckin' jack this place right now for all the porn magazines we want." "We could," I say, "But then we'd have to run again. I thought you said we should take it easy tonight." Myron nods unwillingly and keeps walking. Whenever we go to a porn store, Myron likes to grab movies off of the shelf and show me the outrageous puns. I think he gets a kick out of it. It's laughter therapy for him or something. He'll do it over and over again. "Love Your Mother 10," reads Myron out loud, "More like fuck you mother ten times in the ass!" Myron and I laugh and continue to another section. The front door opens and the blonde chick walks in with her group of girlfriends. We can hear them giggling out loud and glancing over at us occasionally. "There's that fuckin' blonde chick again," says Myron loudly. "She's a real mouthpiece isn't she? Man, I'd love to stuff my cock in her mouth." The group goes silent and I get concerned that Myron was too loud and that she has heard us. The blonde girl walks over to us and her friends follow. "You'd like to see me suck your fuckin' cock, eh?" she says, confronting Myron head on. "Yeah. I would. But you're not my type, honey," says Myron with a grin, trying to look and sound macho. "You're little dick couldn't satisfy an ant," laughs the blonde mockingly. "Yeah? Well you haven't seen my dick, bitch. So what makes you think it's so small?" says Myron, challenging her comeback. "You're right. I've never seen it. Unless you're going to show it to me, shut the hell up! You and you're little gay buddy here," taunts the sexy blonde. Her friends are watching intensely, about a foot away from the standoff between Myron and her. "I'll fuckin' show you right now," yells Myron. "I'll fuckin' pull out my dick right here and show it to you. If I pull it out right now, will you fuck off?" "Fifty bucks says you won't. You don't have the guts," says the blonde. Myron looks around the store to see if anyone is working there or not as we still haven't seen any employees yet. "You're on, bitch," says Myron, "There's no one here. I'll do it right now." Myron unzips his pants and the blonde crosses her arms in unbelief. She is trying to call his bluff. Myron looks around again and unbuttons the top button of his jeans. She cocks her head to the side as she gets more sceptical about his character. Myron opens his fly and pulls his pants down a foot. He then pulls his boxer shorts down, revealing his dick and balls. "Holy shit! I didn't think you'd actually do it," yells the astonished blonde. "Wow. You've got guts, man." "His cock is fucking huge!" says a redhead standing behind the blonde. Look at it! It must be seven inches soft!" The blonde walks over to Myron and grabs his dick with her right hand and squeezes it, feeling how big it is and trying to get a sense of its texture. "Now it's my turn," dares Myron. "You suck my dick in the store and I'll pay you five-hundred dollars. But you've got to suck it 'til I cum in your mouth, right here and now, in front of all your girlfriends." Her friends laugh and giggle. The blonde turns around and faces her friends. "Five-hundred y'all! We could have the best night ever! What do you say, y'all? Should I suck him?" asks the blonde. Her friends begin to chant repeatedly, "Suck him! Suck him!" The blonde turns red in the face. "Yeah. Suck me!" yells Myron reaching his hand up for me to high-five him. The blonde walks over and kneels down in front of Myron. She holds his cock with her right hand and looks back at her friends. "Show me the money before I put it in my mouth," she says devilishly, hoping to catch Myron in a lie. Myron reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wad of cash. He counts five-hundred dollars and slaps the bundle of bills in her hand. She holds the money and counts it carefully. Once counted, she pockets the cash and begins sucking Myron's soft cock. Myron gets hard instantly, without any apprehension about being in a public store. I am getting very nervous about getting caught; although I and her friends are enjoying the show immensely. Myron's cock appears to be about nine inches hard and very thick. The blonde is very nervous, too, stopping periodically to look for any employees. The show goes on for about ten minutes. We can hear the sucking and slurping sounds as Myron holds her head. He is moaning more and more as he approaches climax. Myron starts to move his hips toward her a little, rocking back and forth so that his cock is fucking her mouth. She struggles to keep his dick in her mouth and her saliva drips onto the store floor in strings. Myron's eyes roll back into his head and he tightens his grip on her hair. I can see his balls and shaft contract as he begins pumping his hot cum into the sexy blonde's mouth. He overflows her mouth and his cum begins dripping down her chin. Her friends clap loudly as though a concert has ended and Myron bows his head for the audience and winks at her friends. "Fuck yeah! That was hot!" yells Myron, looking at me with the biggest grin of his life. "It's your turn, bud," says Myron. "I've got another five-hundred burning a hole in my pocket; and since you're my best friend, it's on the house." "Hey! I'm not some kind of fuckin' whore!" yells the blonde, offended. Myron's cum is still glistening on her chin and Myron and I smirk at the ironic sight of her saying this while there's cum on her face. "OK. I'll do your buddy for another five-hundred but that's it," says the blonde. Her friends begin to smile and giggle. I imagine that their pussies must be soaking wet right now especially after watching such a hot exhibition. I undo my pants and drop my boxers. My cock isn't quite as big as Myron's but it's still large. It's about seven and three-quarter inches erect and has a nice fat vein that swells up underneath it. The head of my cock is very plump and fat; chicks usually say it's such a turn-on. The blonde grabs my cock speedily; she's in a hurry this time. I think she's worried about being caught. She puts my cock into her mouth and begins sucking me. She must have gotten pretty horny sucking Myron because she's really going to town on my cock. She's either really horny or just wants me to cum soon so that she can go spend the money with her friends. She stops. "Do you want to just fuck me? It's faster. You'll cum a lot faster." I can't believe what she's asking. I look around. There's still no one, still no employees around. They might be in the back room watching I tell myself but am convinced that Myron and I are safe. Her friends walk over to the front door and lock it. They return to their previous stance and begin watching as the blonde removes her jacket and sweater. She quickly undoes her bra and jeans and slips her jeans to the ground. She pulls her panties down with a quick jerk and also slips them down to the ground. I can see her shaved pussy and it looks delicious. She pulls her bra off of her shoulders and I can see her amazing tits. They're the best tits I've ever seen: pointy, firm, and round, all at the same time. "Well? You gonna fuck me or what?" asks the blonde with a serious face. "Yeah, man, you gonna fuck her or what?" asks Myron adjusting his cock in his pants. He never wiped off so he's probably a little sticky. I walk over to the girl, nervous but horny, and begin fingering her pussy. "Booo, boooo," say her friends. "Come on, just fuck her man," says the redhead. I grab her by the shoulders and gently push to indicate that I want her to go on the ground. She gets on all fours and I follow. I place my cock at her opening and look around the store. Myron is nodding repeatedly. I push my cock inside of her plump blonde pussy and begin gently thrusting into her. She makes no sound at all and I have no idea if she's even into it. I begin pumping faster and deeper and am able to get some sighs out her. I decide to just go for it and start pumping her as aggressively as I want to. After a minute or two of hard pumping, we hear a door open and an employee coming from the back room. "Keep going! Keep going!" screams the blonde, ready to orgasm. I keep fucking her hard, drilling myself into her. I grab her tits and squeeze firmly, sending her into orgasm. I hear the sound of footsteps beside me and notice two brown leather shoes. I look up. An East Indian man, likely the owner, is staring at me sternly. "Get out! Both of you! Get out!" he says in his accent. "Keep going! Keep going!" hollers the blonde. "Finish what you've started." "I'm going to call the police if you don't leave immediately!" yells the startled East Indian owner. "Keep going! Keep going!" hollers the blonde again. Her friends begin to yell the same thing. The East Indian man walks over to the desk and picks up the phone. He begins dialling what I can only assume to be the police. "Keep going!" yells Myron. I have lost most of my hard-on but decide to try to keep going. My hard-on returns within seconds as I push up into her again. I fuck her and fuck her as forcefully as I can. I can feel my orgasm build and build until I can't take it anymore. I grunt, grab her by the hips, and begin to pump my eighteen-year-old spunk into her soft, wet, throbbing pussy. Her friends cheer as my dick convulses within her, emptying all of my seed deep in her blonde snatch. I pull out, quickly pull up my pants, and do them up. Myron reaches into his pocket and grabs some more cash. He counts it off out loud and hands it to me. I hand it to the blonde who stands before accepting it. She takes the money from me and kisses me on the mouth in a short French kiss. She looks over at the man talking on the phone to the police and scrambles to put her clothes back on. "Quick, man, let's get the hell out of here!" yells Myron as I have total déjà vu. Myron and I run to the door, unlock it, and swing it open before the blonde and her friends, which are right behind us. We sprint to his Mustang and jump in. Myron screeches off and once again we are racing down the highway at a million miles an hour. "So, who said the porn store was a bad idea?" asks Myron as he punches me in the shoulder. I reach over and punch Myron in the dick. "You fucker! That hurts man," cries Myron. "It's still tender from getting sucked off. Easy dude, be gentle." Myron punches me in the dick. "Ouch," I cry. "I'm still tender! Be gentle." "What a great night," says Myron, "and I've only spent half of my cash!" "Really, only half?" I ask surprised at Myron's cash flow. "Sometimes, it's great to have rich friends," I say, teasing Myron about his family's wealth. "Yeah, speaking of money," says Myron, "You got fucked for the same price, and I've got the bigger dick! How does that work?" "It's called good looks," I say. "It's face over dick. It's like a scientific law or something." Myron is silent for a moment. "Trade you my dick for your face?" he says, before bursting into laughter. Myron and I will never forget this night, I tell myself, never, ever, ever.